"Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio" is very short, but it tells an indescribable story about two people and a fox of the opposite sex.
This is also a characteristic of Liaozhai.
Longer stories often have only one protagonist.
A very short article, but there are often two or three independent but similar collections of stories.
The characteristic of "Fuhu" is that it is "very pornographic and violent", so it is not appropriate for me to say more about the content.
In the first paragraph, the male protagonist is a Taishi.
Taishi must be at least a Jinshi.
In my review of "Daydreams in the Small Official System", I once said that there are eight and a half Taishi in "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio". (I’m not a good reader. The earliest count was five and a half, and then I posted it on Douban. Somehow I have two accounts on Douban, with the same name. I can’t modify the post because I can’t access it. In my not entirely reliable statistical records It left a stain.)
I will repeat the eight and a half, so as to save those who like to study hard to turn the pages. (Of course, this is my wishful thinking. In fact, no one will study my writing because the population base that reads Liaozhai is too small.)
The famous Taishi Gong is also a teacher. Also friends are Tang Menglai, boastful Central Party School nicknamed beast Jiang Yuanheng, lost religious believer Jiang Chao, Wang Xi, the traitor’s son whose name is hidden but we all know who it is, Zhong Taishi whose surname is known but we are still not sure, and who we know is Wu Xing There is an unknown Taishi ("Huang Jiulang") who is from the county and won the Jinshi at the age of seventeen.
There are two people who have no names. One ate genuine Weigand in "Fox", and the other is a daydreaming official fan in "Little Official".
This Taishi who had eaten Weigand was stalked by a vixen in Beijing. As a last resort, he fled to Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou just like the migrant workers who could not afford to buy or rent a house.
Although they are all escaping, the reasons are very different. Ordinary people can only envy, envy, and hate.
In my place, come all the vixens, let me fight you like a soldier defending Moscow, never leaving the Fifth Ring.
The Taishi who owed the romantic debt must not be from Shandong, because the direction of his escape was Zhuozhou, which means he came to the hometown of Zhang Fei, the fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, and his performance in bed was even more powerful than Zhang Fei.
Why are you here?
I took medicine.
Someone stuffed a small piece of paper into the crack of the door of his room, oh no, it was "There is a bell doctor outside the door."
In the days before telephone poles, old military doctors relied on a bell shaped like a donut to attract customers.
The scientific name of the donut bell is called tiger support. Legend has it that it was invented by Sun Simiao and was mainly used for surgery on tigers.
There are fewer and fewer tigers, so they have become a recruiting tool in the hands of traveling doctors. This thing has been around at least in the Song Dynasty. The Museum of Medical History of Shanghai College of Traditional Chinese Medicine has a piece from the Song Dynasty.
The tiger brace is very heavy. The big one weighs about a pound, and two or three fingers can fit in the middle. The small one can only hold one finger. Although old Beijingers jokingly call it a bracelet, it does not look like a bracelet. The bracelet is worn on the hand, and when it is shaken, it is put on the finger, with the finger pointing to the sky, as if practicing the one-two-three-finger Zen.
There are two to four metal balls in the hollow ring cavity. The metal ball hits the cavity and produces sound, which is amplified by the cavity and spreads outward through a ring of openings outside the cavity.
There are also some considerations in using it.
For example, when shaking the tiger support, if it is raised over the head, it means that the master is among the people, and if it is flat, it means that it can deal with all but difficult and complicated diseases. If it is placed on the chest, it can only show the minor problems of cold and diarrhea.
Seeing a doctor does not make money, but just makes friends. Therefore, like doctors today, wandering doctors support their families by selling medicines.
Therefore, you can't wave the tiger brace at the door of the pharmacy.
In order to cover up the facts behind it, the drugstore and Youyi teamed up to make up a story, saying that the drugstore was dedicated to Sun Simiao and should not be alarmed.
If Jin Yong fans read carefully, they will find this unique weapon in "Flying Fox Gaiden", "Liancheng Jue" and "Yitian Slaying the Dragon".
If Red Mansions fans read carefully, you will see in Chapter 98 that Jia Baoyu’s illness was cured by You. As for whether it is cured well or not, it all depends on luck.
Wandering doctors also have sage hands.
The famous Li Shizhen, his grandfather and father both worked as traveling doctors.
The so-called famous doctors of three generations, without the technical accumulation of medical doctors, Li Shizhen would not be where she is today.
On the contrary, Li Shizhen's grandfather and father probably did a good job as traveling doctors.
Generally, the age of Jinshi is over 35 years old, and Taishi should generally conform to this rule. In some fields, technological degradation is inevitable, and it is really difficult to deal with young foxes who like violence.
So he called out to Doctor You, "I'm sick."
"I have medicine." Doctor You had never seen anything before, and he immediately understood what Tai Shigong was hiding. , gave a whole bottle of little blue pills.
This traveling doctor has a conscience.
At the same time, it is sloppy.
The medicine is genuine, but I forgot to tell Tai Shigong how to take it.
Tai Shigong counted the time when the vixen would arrive and swallowed it all with warm water.
The straight man became Iron Man.
I won’t talk about it later.
The second paragraph is about Pu Songling’s fellow countryman, a scholar in Zichuan.
This person is good at flirting with girls. In an era without momo and X-letter, he was able to do it repeatedly in a fourth-tier town.
Why?
Pu Songling said that everyone in Zichuan knew that he had the "Lao Ai Tool".
Who is Lao Ai?
King Zhuangxiang of Qin is the adoptive father of Qin Shi Huang, Lu Buwei is the biological father of Qin Shi Huang, and Lao Ai is the unofficial stepfather of Qin Shi Huang.
Being able to qualify as a stepfather depends entirely on strength. Don't be misled by the fifth generation "Jing Ke Assassins the King of Qin". Lao Ai is actually quite masculine.
Although there is not 180 square meters or 1.8 meters, there is definitely 18 centimeters. This is the data measurement under normal conditions.
I won’t talk about the rest.
That’s it for today, turn on the lights and go to sleep.