It rained for a long time, the house leaked, and I moved the bed several times a night. It has nothing to do with death. My wife and children are blamed. It took a lot of effort and effort to call craftsmen to repair it. After work, it suddenly opened and the sun was shining.
Every morning, the public leans in the room and sighs, "People with bad lives! If the house is repaired, it won't rain. Isn't this a waste of work? "
It rained for a long time, and the house leaked, so I went to bed and moved many times a night. In the last place, the wife and son alternately scolded. Yugong quickly called craftsmen to repair it, and the labor cost was really hard. After I finished, it suddenly cleared up, and it has always been sunny. The foolish old man looked up at the house (roof) all day and sighed, "people with bad fate!" It won't rain when the house is repaired. Isn't it a waste of labor costs? "
Buy 1000 pigs
A county magistrate writes too carelessly and always dances. When I was ready to entertain the guests, I wrote a list and sent a servant to buy food. The word "pig tongue" was written so long that the servant thought it was to buy 1000 pigs. After going to the market, where will there be so many? I searched all over the country and only bought 500 mouthfuls, so I had to bite the bullet and report back. The county magistrate smiled and said, "I asked to buy pig tongues. How can I buy thousands of pigs?" The official replied to the county official: "If you want to buy geese in the market in the future, you must write shorter, and don't write' buy my bird'!"
Ruoshi's death
If Shi lives in seclusion in the north of Mingshan Mountain, a tiger often squats outside his fence to peep. Ruoshi led his men to be vigilant day and night. Pheasants at sunrise, bonfires at sunset, and vigils at night. Plant thorns and shrubs and build walls in the valley to defend them. A year passed and the tiger got nothing. One day, the tiger died, and Ruoshi was overjoyed, thinking that the tiger was dead and there were no animals threatening him. So I relaxed my vigilance and intrigue, and let go of my guard. If the wall is broken, it will not be repaired, and if the fence is broken, it will not be cleaned up. Soon, there will be. Chasing elk came (here), stopped in a corner of his house, heard the sound of his cattle, sheep and pigs, and went in to eat. If Si Tong doesn't know what it is? Oh, scold it, it doesn't run, hit it with clods. Stand up like a man and kill him with your claws. This gentleman thinks that if a child only knows one thing and doesn't know two things, he should end up like this.
Lu Gongzhong Prison
I want to congratulate you, frankly speaking, especially for the bus and the visit to Zhongmou. Public morality, no punishment. Litigant Xu Bo and others are fighting for the field, but they are tired of maintaining order and unable to make a decision. Gong aboveboard, everyone flinched and blamed himself. The owner borrowed a cow from someone and refused to return it. The owner of the cow sued Gong. I'm going to call the director of the museum, and I've repeatedly told the person who returned the cow to refuse. Gong sighed and said, "Education is impossible." I want to get rid of the ribbon. Weeping for a long time, the owner felt ashamed and regretted it, and the cow was also punished. In the snow didn't ask. So officials are convinced. Seven years after the founding of the People's Republic of China, county moths hurt crops, and dogs' teeth were bound together, so they did not enter Zhongmou. Henan An heard about it, and the suspicion was a lie, which made Ren forgive his fat relatives and take advantage of them. Listen to the building, sit under the mulberry tree, and stop there if there is a mistake. There is a boy nearby. He said, "Why don't you arrest him?" The son said, "Pheasants will be young." Qu suddenly stood up and said to Gong, "So I'm here to observe your political trajectory. This insect does not invade the territory, and this difference is also; And birds and beasts, these two differences are also; There is benevolence in the vertical axis, and these three differences are also. If you stay for a long time, it will disturb the ears of sages. " Return to the government, in the form of a hundred security.
Blame your own people.
A rich man suddenly fell ill at night and ordered his servant to smash stones to make a fire. It was particularly dark that night, and flint and flint could not be found. The rich man urged his servant eagerly. The servant said angrily, "You are so unreasonable. It's dark tonight. Why don't you bring me a lamp? " I'll use your fire to find fire-making equipment. Is it easy? The rich man said, "if I had a fire, I would use it to help you find the flint!" ""When people hear this, they say, "Blame people with just reasons!
46 Zheng Shao survivors
During the reign of Yang Di, Zheng Shao, the magistrate of Fujian (now Fujian), kept a dog and loved it more than his own son. Shao Zheng has an enemy named Xue Yuanzhou. Xue Yuanzhou bears a grudge and often hides a dagger in his arms to assassinate Zheng Shao, but he has never had a chance. One day, Xue Yuanzhou waited in an alley until he learned that Shao Zheng was going out. Shao Zheng was about to go out when his dog bit his clothes. Shao Zheng was furious and ordered his family to tie the dog to a post. The dog bit the rope and ran away, tugging at his clothes and not letting him go. Zheng Shao was surprised. The dog suddenly let out a cry, jumped up and killed Xue Yuanzhou. Zheng Shao searched Xue Yuanzhou's clothes and found the dagger he was hiding.
47: Yi Ming's Dove
Master Yi Ming of Qingshan Temple in Yan Guan County, Zhejiang Province retired to the countryside. One morning when I went out, I saw a little pigeon fall to the ground, so I took it back and fed it myself. We can fly in two months. Flying in the forest during the day, staying on the screen of the mage's house at night and several cases. After October, Yue Hui, a disciple of Master Yi Ming, presided over Qingshan Temple to welcome the master back. In the evening, when the pigeons went back, there was no one in the room. I didn't see the mage. She flew around the room and kept singing sadly. The butlers sympathized with it and said, "I'll take you to see the mage." The next day, he put the pigeon in the cage and set out to see the mage. From then on, I stopped flying out and kept company with the mage every day. (The mage) touched (it) without moving, but when others approached it, they flew away in panic. Oh! Who says animals are heartless?
48. Aiko's neighbor
Ai Zi walked at the door after breakfast and saw his neighbor carrying his two dogs to the west. Ai Zi stopped him and asked, "Where are you taking the dog?" The neighbor said, "sell it to the butcher." Ai Zi said, "This dog barks. Why did you kill it? " The neighbor pointed at the dog and scolded: "This beast was surrounded by thieves last night, and (it) dared not eat it like this (probably the thief gave it to eat, hehe." ), (also) without asking. When I opened the door today, I didn't bark at people, but began to bite people, biting guests and trying to kill them. Lanzi said, "Good! "
49 birds and people
There is a laurel tree next to the house where you study. One day on the laurel tree, there was a cooing sound, so look at it. Two birds nest between branches, less than five or six feet from the ground, and people can touch them with their hands. The bird's nest is as big as a small cup, accurate, complete and firm, and it is made of fine grass. Birds have a female and a male. They are too small to fill. Their fur is smooth, beautiful, white and lovely. I wonder what kind of birds they are. The chick is about to hatch, the female covers it with wings, and the male goes hunting. Every time I get food, I stay on the house and don't come down at once. The owner (of the house) jokingly shook its nest with his hand. (They) looked down at Haw, shook it gently and barked, then shook it again. The chirp stopped when he took his hand away. One day, I came from outside and saw my nest fall to the ground, looking for two birds and eggs. It was gone. Ask them (where they are going). Someone's servant took them away. Alas! Because birds have white feathers and beautiful songs, why not go to the deep mountains and live in the dense forest? Not a place to entrust his body, and he was humiliated and died by slaves. Is the road (just) wide in the world? ! Feeling: Pity the beautiful Bai Niao and lament her ill-fated fate. First he was teased by shaking his nest, and then he was caught and killed. Consciously noble, empathetic, they issued a sigh of help in the same boat. Sighing the world: the vicissitudes of the right path in the world! As Laozi said: Heaven has more damage than it can do; People's way is not so, and the damage is more than enough.
50: Wolf ambition
A rich man went out hunting and found two little wolves. He took them home and raised them with his livestock. Growing up, it is easier to tame, and the owner forgets that it is a wolf. One day, when the rich man was resting in the living room during the day, he heard many dogs barking. When he woke up, he found no one around. So, he was still ready to go to bed, but the dog barked like just now. He felt something was wrong and pretended to be asleep to see what was going on. It turned out that the two wolves tried to bite his throat while he was unprepared to fall asleep. When the loyal dog found out what the wolf was trying to do, he threatened to stop the wolves and keep them away from their owners. When the rich man realized it, he immediately killed the wolf and skinned it. Wolves are fierce by nature, but they are not actually slandered!
A lot! ! !