CJ arranged the funniest jokes in the world for everyone. I hope you like it! Welcome to refer to.
1、? Why haven't I seen you bubbling recently?
? You too, alas, after all, we know each other so well. ?
? Two crabs are talking in the pot.
2、? You changed? ,? You are also two transformers.
3. potatoes and tomatoes are put together. Because potatoes become French fries and tomatoes become ketchup, they are a perfect match.
Little Shenyang secretly developed a time machine, and sent Liu Quan, the housekeeper, to take several people across the future to get some valuable goods.
When he left, he told Liu Quan that he would make a lot of money in the future.
Liu Quan was busy all night after crossing, and brought back more than 60 manhole covers the next day.
5、? I have a bad memory, right?
? How bad is it?
? How bad is what?
6、? How was your blind date today?
? Like Sprite. ?
? What do you mean?
? My heart flies when I'm gone, but it's cold when I look at it. ?
7、? Unexpectedly, suddenly we are all old?
? Yes, the fire is too big! ? Another fried dough sticks sighed.
8. The position of the king of durian fruit comes from this. Come to me if you don't agree that I am the king of fruit! ? Other fruits covered their noses and stepped back.
9. The egg in the refrigerator has always been safe, but today it was exploded by the scream of an egg. Oh, my God! Here come the tomatoes! ! ?
10、? Welcome to visit. You can try it on if you like. ? -I don't know why, my shroud store business has been not very good.
1 1, Xiaoguo has a fever and has become a nest. Xiao Guo got a perm and became a nest.
12, people can cry when they are sad, but they have to wander when the sea is sad.
13, Lao Wang began to go bald in his forties, so he became very sensitive and couldn't stand being told that he was bald.
One day a tractor (bald, bald, bald) passed by Lao Wang, and Lao Wang collapsed.
14, according to ancient records, as long as you plant a millet in spring, you can marry Wang Sicong in autumn, because? Plant a millet in spring and harvest Vanke seeds in autumn. ?
15、? Do you know why crabs walk sideways?
? Why?
? Because there are pliers, so capricious! ! ?
16, Lao Wang committed a serious crime of smuggling. His wife helped him find the best lawyer in the country. After some hard work, everything comes to him who waits, and Lao Wang was finally locked up for only half a month before being pulled out and shot. . .
17 The cookhouse squad, which has always been silent, suddenly fried the pot today. When the company commander asked, he realized that the squad leader of the cookhouse squad who wanted to fry peanuts for wine put a bullet in the pot.
18、? Dare you spend the night in the cemetery?
? I dare to have wifi. ?
19, there is a strange chicken. It doesn't like to dig worms, but naturally likes to dig bracken.
All the other chickens laughed at him, and he was very sad.
The hen comforted it and said? Stop crying, silly child, you are the strongest. ?
? Really?
? Because you are a chicken digger. ?
20. The Queen went to see Sister Rong: Gee, this hedgehog is really cute. ?
? Report back to the empress, the handmaiden has a mouse. ?
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