Li Mao plays Brother Mao
Liu Zhoucheng plays Brother Xiaomei
Ma Xueyang plays Brother Xueyang
Tanas plays Brother En Sheng
Bird plays Brother Yuan
Little Ai plays Little Ai Gege
Wang Kai plays Brother Jiaming
Fan Ming plays Master Chinese
Opening:
Jia Ming's elder brother: There are roads and diligence in Shushan, and there is no limit to learning the sea. (striking the table with a book) I hate it ~ I'm Brother Jiaming.
Xiao Gege: (holding a handkerchief) I'm Xiao Gege.
(Brother Xiao Ai and Brother Jia Ming give high-five "Yeah ~")
Brother Xiao Mei: and Parrot Island is a nest of sweet grasses, one slip makes a lifelong regret (holding the braid on his hat) I'm Brother Zhou Cheng.
Brother Mao: The tree is big and solid, and the food is delicious. (Pointing at the camera) Me, Brother Mao.
Xue Yang's elder brother: Mei Xuxun's snow is three points white, and there is no reason to go out to Yangguan in the west. (Looking at the camera) I'm Brother Xueyang.
Brother Yuan: (stands up) Stand high (looks out) and see far. Hello, everyone. I'm Brother Yuan.
Ensheng's elder brother: Bite the hand that feeds you. People are not sages (turning the brush, it looks like a deep talent). I'm Ensheng's elder brother.
(Five introduce themselves and sing marshmallows, saying, we are five elder brothers in top combine ~)
(Horn: no noise during reading)
(All the students sit back to their seats in a hurry)
Brother Jiaming: (patting the table, full of interest) Hey, Xiao Gege, (Xiao Gege leaned in) You know, yesterday? (Lian Bi takes a row)
Xiao Gege: (frowning) Hi ~ This brother Hao Ming is outrageous. Would you do that if you were me?
Brother Jiaming: Yes, but I'm not as stupid as him. (Proud) I'll change it to "4"
Little Ai Gege: By the way, Brother Jiaming, if you don't do well in the exam, will you be beaten when you go home? (sad)
Jia Ming's elder brother: Yes, we have "three dozen exams" in our family. I scored 7 points, that is, men's singles, 6 points, that is, women's singles, and below 5 points, that is, mixed doubles. (Lian Bi takes a row)
Jiaming's elder brother: (with envy) Xiao Gege, your skin is fine (Xiao Gege shyly lowers her head). When will my skin be as good as an eggshell? Xiao Gege: Now it is
Jiaming's elder brother: (happy) Really?
little moxa brother: hmm! Songhua preserved egg
Jia Ming's elder brother: I hate
Xue Yang's elder brother: (Standing up and pacing) It's really unlucky. Yesterday, I made two mistakes in arithmetic in the exam, and I was criticized by the teacher (helplessly)
Mao's elder brother: (sighing) Xue Yang's elder brother, I'm more unlucky than you. I didn't make a mistake in one question. Bang! Bang! Hey! " (making a beating) Scold
Brother Xueyang: (Strange) Why is this?
Brother Mao: Because I didn't do any questions (sat down helplessly)
(Brother Xiaomei is sitting in her seat watching something)
Brother Xueyang: (leaned over) Hey, what are you looking at?
brother Xiaomei: (casually) watching TV
brother Xueyang: wow ~ what TV?
May: Color TV.
Brother Xueyang: I asked you what film it was.
Brother Xiaomei: (fighting) A martial arts film.
Brother Xueyang: I asked you what your name was!
(Xiaoyuan is sneering helplessly and mockingly at this moment, or "Gherardini")
Brother Xiaomei: (stands up) You can call me Xiaomei, or you can call me Liu Zhoucheng, a beautiful teenager invincible in the hyperspace.
Brother Mao: Hi, Brother Ensheng, how do you spell the word "pig"? Is it P-U-G?
Enshengge: No, pig is P-I-G
Maoge: No, pig is P-U-G
Enshengge: (anxious) No, pig is P-I-G
Maoge: (patting the table and standing up) No, pig. I'm telling you, pig is P-U-U-G
Brother Mao and Brother Ensheng: Why?
Jia Ming's brother: because, pig is YOU TWO (walking away with a strange smile)
Xiao Gege: Jia Ming's brother, Jia Ming's brother ~ Do you know Beckham?
Jia Ming's elder brother: (with a strange smile) I don't know him very well ~
Xiao Gege: Wow ~ he can earn 12, yuan an hour!
Brother Mao: (leans in) Hey, Brother Jiaming, can you play basketball?
brother Jia Ming: don't make any noise! Really? Earn 12 thousand silver an hour (drag magazines), then if he can compete for 1 hours a day! Then you can earn ten million and two thousand pieces of silver! I can earn 1 million and two thousand pieces of silver a day. I'm so rich!
Brother Mao: Who is Beckham?
Jia Ming's elder brother: (as a contemptuous gesture) Playing basketball, really, even Beckham doesn't know, and he is still qualified to discuss basketball ~
Far elder brother: (Standing up, holding a book, looking puzzled) Er ... Do any of you know when Mongolian will be tested?
Jiaming's elder brother: (horrified) Are you going to take the Mongolian exam?
May: Next month?
Enshengge: Who said that? There will be an exam tomorrow
Students: Huh? Really? (worried)
Xiao Gege: Do you want to test Mongolian? Just yesterday's exam, didn't you all come?
(The loudspeaker says: Master Fan of Chinese in Shangshufang is here)
(The marshmallow music starts and Master Chinese dances strangely)
(Students sit down)
Students: Hello, Teacher Fan ~
Brother Jiaming: (Happy) Teacher Fan is auspicious (Wan Fu Li)
Master Chinese.
Chinese master: who said you won the first prize?
Jia Ming's elder brother: then isn't this the first?
master Chinese: is this the first? So what's this (thumbs up)
Jiaming's elder brother: This is a thumb.
Chinese Master: (thumbs up) What about this?
Jia Ming's elder brother: Little Finger
Master in Chinese: I asked what number this is! ?
brother Jia Ming: oh ~ this is the first
Chinese master: how can this be the first? !
brother Jia Ming: from me, it is the first!
Master Chinese: Oh ~ ~ ~ From this number, it is the first. Then you got this (thumb up) in the exam last month.
Brother Jiaming: From the top? Still the first!
(Master Chinese collapses)
Master Chinese: Now, let's announce the results of last month's Chinese exam. The score of 9 or above is the same as that of 8 or above.
(cheers from the students)
Master Chinese: The number of people who scored above 8 and above 7 is the same
(cheers from the students)
Brother Yuan: What about the number of people who failed?
Master Chinese: The number of people who failed is the same as that of the whole class.
(Brother Yuan slumps down)
Master Chinese: Ladies and gentlemen, Brother Gege, have you reviewed all the books today?
master in Chinese: the emperor has ordered that the exam be held in class today, and the results will be reported to the emperor.
Chinese master: Brother Xueyang, let me test you. What does the word "coincidence" mean?
Brother Xueyang: "Coincidence" means coincidence at the same time.
Master in Chinese: For example
Brother Xueyang: My Ama and my aunt got married on the same day. What a coincidence!
May Mei: Please ask me questions, Master. I have reviewed all the Chinese words and expressions in poems and songs.
Master in Chinese: OK, then I won't take these exams. I will take your geography exam.
May Mei: OK.
Master in Chinese: The first tributary of the Yangtze River, where did the Hanshui River originate?
Brother Xiaomei: Sweat ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Enshengge: Widow
Master Chinese: Is it good for the emperor to know your offensive answer?
Ensheng's elder brother: I ... I ...
Chinese master: I'm so ignorant
Chinese master: Xiao Gege, you have the best academic performance here, and you are so beautiful. (Xiao Gege stands up) Oh, you've grown up again. In this way, you answer his question just now. OK or not?
Xiao Gege: OK, master, do you want me to answer this question in Chinese or in Russian?
(All the students cheer)
Master Chinese: OK, just answer in Russian.
Xiao Gege: я не знаю
(All the students cheer)
Master in Chinese: Translate this Russian into Chinese and show them what it means!
Xiao Gege: I don't know
Master in Chinese: It's outrageous to be ignorant. Daqing has a prince like you and is bound to perish.
Xiao Gege: Yes, Qing is going to perish.
Students: How do you know
Xiao Gege: It's clearly written in the history textbook, (picking up the textbook) 1911. A sinner destined for eternity (running out of the classroom)
Students: Don't tell the emperor that Ama Daqing is going to die
Xiao Gege: (looking at the textbook and shaking her head) янез?юянез
Xiao Gege: It's useful. According to the book, Puyi was desperate and went to Russia (holding a book, saying "янезнаюю")