One night, a couple were quarrelling. ...
Dave: OK, stop it. You will disturb your neighbors in the middle of the night.
The wife argued irrationally: it's five o'clock in the evening, obviously it's half past two in the middle of the night. Why three o'clock?
After quarreling for a while, the husband felt that his wife was unreasonable and slapped her in the face!
The wife shouted: help, you killed someone in the middle of the night!
Husband: I'll tell you why you were beaten in the middle of the night.
Once upon a time, there was a man who had diarrhea for a long time, and a third man next to him told him a folk prescription:
Boil water with bamboo sticks from dung trucks. The man went back and tried, but he pulled harder. He went.
Looking for Ah San, Ah San sighed and said, "Such a big load of dung can be blocked with bamboo sticks, but it can't be stopped."
Look at that, alas. I can't help it "
A guest came to visit and talked until noon. The host made an excuse and went into the back room for dinner.
When I came out, I talked and laughed as usual.
When the guest knew it, he looked up at the beam and said, "There are bugs on it.
It's badly decomposed. "
"Why can't I see it?"
The guest said, "of course, he ate in it!" "
Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't find anything to do every day, but only found something to embarrass others.
Get people into trouble or something.
One day, he went out again, deliberately flashing away? At this time, there is a positive in the distance.
The farmer who was plowing gave the cow a whip and scolded him, "You useless thing, you walk unsteadily.".
What's going on here? "The man thought," this is not blatant scold? Hum, I must scold you.
Dog blood drenches the head. "He walked up to the farmer angrily and was about to get angry when he saw the farmer from the ground.
Picking up a piece of mud and stuffing it into the cow's ass, I couldn't help laughing and asking, "Hey, what are you doing?"
The farmer smiled and said, "I knew he was going to have diarrhea, so I picked up a piece of mud and gambled first!" " "
When Zhang San went out, he said to his son before he left, "If someone asks about your father, just say you left." He is afraid of his son again.
I forgot, so I wrote my son a note and left.
My son didn't take out the note for fear of forgetting. On the third day, his son accidentally put the paper under the lamp.
The strip is burnt.
On the fourth day, a guest suddenly came and asked about your father. The son was busy looking for the note, but of course he couldn't find it, so he said, "It's gone."
People were frightened and asked, "When didn't it happen?" The son thought for a moment and said, "It was burned last night."
Once upon a time, a man took his son to a friend's house. When I arrived at my friend's house, my friend's son was so enthusiastic, "Hey,
Uncle uncle ~ "said, and led them into the yard. Dad saw a cow tied to the yard, and it was very strong, so he said:
Your cow is really strong. The friend's son replied, "Little beast, why bother?" Dad asked again, "You?"
Where's Dad? "Answer:" Go up the mountain to play chess with the old monk, and spend the night in the temple tonight. I looked up and saw a good picture.
Ask "What is this painting"? A: Ancient Paintings of the Tang Dynasty.
When dad went back, he taught his son, "Look at other people's children. They can talk more. " The son is not convinced. "Hey, me too. ..
Next time someone comes, don't panic, just listen in the back. "
Life is too short. If you don't give up today, tomorrow may not be.