What amazing scenes of mental retardation have you seen in online novels?

1, I once read an article about crossing ancient rocks. From writing to content, it is full of thunder.

There is a chapter in Judas about a woman who runs a teahouse. Then, this woman's teahouse is certainly unusual. This teahouse can deliver takeout! ! ! ! There should be no problem now, but that was in ancient times! How to order! ! Flying pigeons pass books! ! What is even more exasperating is that the emperor told the hostess that you have an idea to hold a celebration banquet in her country or something. So the hostess said, my treat. Then she remembered the school sports meeting she had held, which meant that my mother was awesome. So ... After easy, she told the minister, soldiers and nuns go! Fang! Array! Holding the grass, walking in a square! ! After walking past the phalanx, she jumped up again, and then the emperor said, Wow, you did a great job.

2. The female host, with golden eyes, became the Queen of England in her teens, then died, then failed, and then met the male host. Then the woman threw a glass of wine at the man's face for no reason, stabbed him and had a fight with all his friends. The man accepted, and then the woman said, now you can chase me. I looked puzzled after reading it.

3. The protagonist is Xia Tian, who comes from a mountainous area and has no father or mother, three masters and a fairy sister. The author portrayed the protagonist as a fool, and there was no conspiracy, but no one could beat him. As long as he is unhappy, he will be unlucky and will not let go until he is tortured. Usually NPC will say, "Stop fighting? I'm going to be killed? " The protagonist said, "If you let me go, I'll let go, so I'm not embarrassed." So all the supporting actors coaxed the protagonist like fools. Then there is the harem. As soon as the protagonist sees a beautiful woman, he immediately goes forward and yells at his wife. The reason is that the fairy sister is too boring on the mountain, so the protagonist wants to find many wives to accompany his fairy sister on the mountain. By the way, when I was a child, the fairy sister said that she was the wife of the protagonist? Sisters who are forced to call their wives must be unhappy. The protagonist still calls his wife every time he meets, no matter how embarrassed his sister is or how much she doesn't like him, but who makes him the protagonist? In the end, the sisters will always accept it and become the wife of the protagonist. As for the reason, I really can't remember.

A young man's parents and brother were killed for offending the underworld in his hometown. The young man was forced to change his name and surname and fled to a first-tier city. And then blackmailed by the local underworld boss. In a rage, the young man became the boss of the underworld and took his place. A bunch of brothers and their gangs began to mix in big cities. They colluded with government officials, sold some prohibited items, and finally became the biggest gangster, and then took their brothers back to their hometown to kill the enemy.

As a conscientious underworld, he refused to sell drugs and was suppressed by other gangs. Finally, his gang killed all other gangs under his planning and became the underground emperor of that city. This is one of the cool gangsters.

Godfather.

5. The little white flower girl takes a bath before the date to give the man the most beautiful image. The man waited downstairs for a long time. Feeling that something was wrong, he rushed to the woman's door and the man knocked at the door. Sure enough, he found the woman lying in the bathroom-cherry red skin, like a newborn baby. In the hospital, the hostess asked weakly, "How did you find out about my gas poisoning?" "Because of me, I smelled carbon monoxide downstairs." The man smiled evil and buried his head in his chest.

I guess the author's chemistry score must be not very good?