According to legend, eight hundred years ago, there was an ancient country in the Central Plains named Yue Xian.
Yue Xian is an ancient country with vast territory and rich resources, and its folk customs are harmonious. State-owned four treasures: beauty as a cloud, colorful, gold jewelry. And a famous prince.
His royal highness, the prince, is a strange man.
The king and queen regard him as the apple of their eye and love him very much. They often say proudly, "My son will be a wise king in the future and will be immortal."
However, the prince has no interest in secular kingship.
What he is interested in, in a word he often says to himself, is-
"I want to save the whole life!"
When the prince was young, he devoted himself to practice. On the way to practice, there are two widely circulated stories.
The first story happened when he was seventeen.
That year, Yue Xian held a grand ceremony to worship heaven.
Although this traditional miracle has been abandoned for hundreds of years, we can still think of what a great event it is from the remaining ancient books and predecessors' dictation.
Shangyuan Festival on SHEN WOO Avenue.
There are a sea of people on both sides of the street, princes and nobles are laughing and laughing on the tall buildings, royal warriors are escorting in a graceful manner, and girls' snow-white hands are flying all over the sky, and I don't know which is more beautiful, people or flowers. Melodious music came from the golden carriage and floated over the whole imperial city. At the end of the guard of honor, sixteen golden and white horses pulled a China platform in parallel.
On this lofty platform, it is people who have attracted many eyes of SHEN WOO.
During the sky tour, those who like SHEN WOO will wear golden masks, fine clothes and hold swords, and play the role of Wu Shen-SHEN WOO Dida Wu Jun, the first demon-killer in a thousand years. Once selected, it is a great honor, so the selection criteria are extremely strict. His Royal Highness the Prince was chosen this year. People all over the country believe that he will perform the most wonderful performance in SHEN WOO's history.
However, on that day, an accident happened.
During the three rounds around the city, the guard of honor passed a wall more than ten feet high.
At that time, Wu Shen on the stage was about to wield a sword to kill the demon.
This is the most exciting scene. The streets are boiling and the walls are surging. People are scrambling to probe, struggle and push.
At this moment, a child fell from the tower.
Scream in an instant. Just when people thought the child was going to spill blood on the street of SHEN WOO, the prince raised his head slightly, jumped up and caught him.
People only had time to see a white shadow flying into the air like a bird, and the prince had landed safely with his child in his arms. The golden mask fell, revealing the handsome young face behind it.
The next moment, people cheered.
People are in high spirits, but Buddhists in the Royal Dojo have a headache.
I never expected to make such a big mistake.
Ominous, too ominous!
Huatai's circle around the imperial city symbolizes the country's prosperity and people's safety, but now it has been interrupted. Isn't that a disaster for yourself?
The Buddhist teacher was very worried. They invited the prince to make a request to him for one month to show his repentance. You don't really have to face the wall, just mean it.
The prince smiled and said, "No."
He said this: "Saving people is not a bad thing. I did the right thing. How can God punish me? "
Hmm ... What if the punishment comes from heaven?
"Then God is wrong. Why apologize to the wrong person? "
The Buddhist teacher was speechless.
His royal highness the prince is such a person.
He has never met anything he can't do, nor has he met anyone who doesn't love him. He is the right way on earth, and he is the center of the world.
Therefore, although the Buddhist master was very painful: "You don't know anything!"
But it is hard to say more, and I dare not say more. Your highness won't listen anyway.
The second story also happened when the prince was seventeen.
Legend has it that there is a bridge south of the Yellow River called Yinian Bridge, and a ghost has been wandering on this bridge for many years.
This ghost is terrible: wearing sunder armor, stepping on fire, covered in blood and arrows, leaving footprints of blood and fire behind every step. Every few years, it will suddenly appear at night, wander around the bridge, stop pedestrians and ask three questions: "Where is this?" "Who is this man?" "Why?"
If you don't answer correctly, you will be swallowed up by ghosts. However, no one knows what the correct answer is, so in a few years, this ghost devoured countless pedestrians.
The prince heard about it on the way to travel, found a bridge, spent the night on it every night, and finally met a ghost who made trouble all night.
Ghosts appeared, as eerie as rumors. It asked the prince the first question, and the prince smiled and replied, "This world."
The ghost said, "There is no harmony here."
Open the door, and the first question will be answered wrong.
The prince thought, all three questions are wrong anyway, so why wait for you to finish? So he lit his weapon and started fighting.
The First World War was fought in the dark. The prince's martial arts are high, and ghosts are even more brave and frightening. One person and one ghost played on the bridge almost every day. Finally, the ghost was defeated.
After the ghost disappeared, the prince planted a flower tree on the bridge. At this moment, a Taoist priest passed by and saw him planting a lock of loess here to see him off. He asked, "What is this for?"
The prince said the famous eight words: "The body is in harmony, and the heart is in Taoyuan."
Hearing this, the Taoist priest smiled and turned into a white armor, stepping on Xiangyun, holding Changfeng and riding the skylight. This just know, prince turned out to be just met SHEN WOO the Great who subdued the goblin himself.
This excellent man who was liked by the gods and martial arts was noticed by the immortals during the celestial tour in the Yuan Dynasty. After seeing the bridge this time, a fairy asked the emperor, "What do you think of this prince?"
The emperor also answered eight words: "This son will be limitless in the future."
That night, there was a natural scene over the palace, and it was stormy.
In the thunder and lightning, his royal highness the prince soared into the sky.
Every time someone rises, the sky will shake for it. The next surge in the Prince's Hall directly shocked the whole day for three times.
It is too difficult to make a positive result.
Talent, cultivation and opportunity are indispensable. The birth of God is often a long process.
It's not that there are no favored children. When he was a teenager, he emerged and became a fairy. Life is hard for a hundred years, no natural disasters are expected, and there are many people; Even if we wait for the apocalypse, we will die if we don't pass this level, and we will die if we don't die. Just like the Ganges River, it is an ignorant mortal who has been doing nothing all his life and can't find his own way.
And this prince is undoubtedly the darling of heaven.
Nothing he wants can't be obtained; There is nothing he wants to do that he can't do; He wanted to be a god, so he really became a god at the age of seventeen.
He was originally the wish of the people. The king and queen missed their beloved son, so they ordered him to build temples and temples everywhere, open caves and erect statues for all people to worship. The more followers there are, the more temples there are. The longer Shou Yuan stays, the greater his power. Therefore, in a few short years, the Prince's Hall of Yue Xian Palace has reached its peak.
-until three years later, Yue Xian chaos.
The reason for the chaos is that the country is violent and the rebels are just. However, although the world has been at war, officials in heaven can't intervene.
Unless monsters cross the line, they should do whatever they want.
Imagine that there are disputes everywhere in the world, and everyone thinks they are right. If anyone goes up to get involved, today you help your old country, and tomorrow he will avenge his children. Why not fight the gods, the sun and the moon will be dim? In the case of the prince, it is even more necessary to avoid suspicion.
But he doesn't care. He said to the emperor, "I want to save the people."
The emperor has a thousand years of divine power, but he still can't say these words all day. When he said this, his mood can be imagined. But I could do nothing about him and said, "You can't save everyone."
The prince said, "I can."
So he went down to earth without hesitation.
The people of Yue Xian will naturally celebrate the whole country.
However, folk stories throughout the ages have long tried to explain a truth to people:
Immortals who come down to earth privately will certainly come to no good end.
Far from calming down, the war became even crazier.
It's not that your highness doesn't work hard, but it's better not to work hard. The harder he works, the worse things get. Yue Xian people were killed and suffered heavy casualties. The last plague swept through the imperial city, and the rebels entered the palace, ending the war.
If Yue Xian is still alive, let him die directly.
After the country was destroyed, people finally suddenly discovered one thing:
It turned out that the prince they regarded as a god was not as perfect and powerful as they thought.
To put it bluntly, is it not a loser who has accomplished nothing? !
The pain of losing home and family has nowhere to vent, and people covered in pain angrily pour into the prince's hall, tear down statues and burn temples.
Eight thousand temples burned for seven days and seven nights, and they were all burned out.
From then on, Wu Shen, the guardian of peace, disappeared, and a god of plague was born.
People say you are God, you are God, you are shit, whatever you say is what you are. That's it.
The prince can't accept this fact in any case.
What he can't accept more is the punishment he has to accept: demotion.
Banmana, destroy the world.
He has been spoiled since childhood and has never suffered from human suffering. This punishment is equivalent to letting him fall from the clouds into the mud.
In this mud, he first experienced the taste of hunger, poverty and filth. For the first time, I did what I never thought he would do in my life: steal, rob, scold and give up on myself.
Although it is ugly. Lose face and self-esteem. Even the most loyal attendants could not see this change with their own eyes and chose to leave.
On all kinds of stone tablets and plaques in Yue Xian, the words "Harmony in Taoyuan" are engraved everywhere. If they were not almost burned after the war, let your highness see them again. I guess he was the first to rush up and smash them.
The person who said this has personally proved that when he is intimate, he can't stay in Taoyuan.
Your highness, it is faster to climb to the sky and fall to the ground. Glancing at SHEN WOO Road, it seemed as if it was yesterday when he remembered the bridge. But heaven sighed for a while, and the past passed.
Who knows, after many years, one day, there was a loud noise in the sky.
His royal highness the prince is soaring again!
Throughout the ages, the demoted god officials have either collapsed or fallen into the ghost domain, and few of them can turn over after being knocked down. The second ascent was spectacular.
What's more, after he soared, he went straight to the sky, punched and kicked, and killed him in all directions. As a result, he only soared once and was shot down again.
A wick of incense can be said to be the fastest and shortest inflation in history.
If his first summit was a wonderful conversation, then his second summit was a farce.
After two times, all the fairy gods were full of disgust for the prince. I'm still a little wary when I don't like it. After all, if you are demoted once, you will die once and live once. If you are demoted twice, don't you want your demons to take revenge for life?
So, everyone secretly observed. What I didn't expect was ...
No, no, no, after this demotion, he didn't get possessed, and he was honest to adapt to the degraded life, but ... it was too serious!
Sometimes he is a street performer, and he is proficient in playing, playing and singing, not to mention the broken head on his chest. Although I heard that His Royal Highness can sing, dance and be versatile, it is really complicated to see him like this. Sometimes he tries to collect rubbish.
... collecting ... breaking ... very much. ...
In any case, he used to be his royal highness, the prince with golden branches and jade leaves, ranking among the gods in the immortal class. At this point, there are none left.
Although I am very sympathetic, I also feel that ...
Oh
Because the more you think about it, the funnier it gets, and it spreads all over the three realms. That's how the so-called laughing stock of the Three Realms came from.
It should be noted that it is much more vicious to scold a person "You gave birth to a son named Prince Yue Xian" than to scold another person who has no children!
After laughing, I can't help but sigh: at the beginning, the favored one really disappeared completely.
The idol collapsed, the old country was destroyed, and there was no believer left, which was gradually forgotten by the world.
It is a great shame to be demoted once. Being demoted twice, no one can get up again.
Many years later, suddenly one day, there was another loud noise in the sky.
The sky is falling and the earth is shaking.
The flame of the ever-burning lamp trembled and danced wildly, and the gods who closed their eyes woke up from the hall and their faces suddenly changed.
Who is this upstart? What a big battle!
Who knows, the front foot just sighed, and everyone looked at the back foot. The gods and buddhas were cut all over the sky.
Is that all you got to say
The famous exotic flower, the laughing stock of the three worlds, the legendary prince, he, he, he-fucking soared again!