A: Hello, dear audience friends. In the new year, Miao Fu (Wang Sheng) wishes everyone a happy reunion. Very excited (ah) is the annual Lantern Festival (Shangyuan Festival) a; When the days are good, (um) the family is happy, (ah) the family sits together, (um) chatting at home, (yes) eating some moon cakes, (alas, yes) mixing some wine; Wait a minute, what did you say to eat? (Moon cake) You said you would eat Yuanxiao on the Lantern Festival. a； I ate some moon cakes and you killed me. Ok, I'll go, I'm not that angry; I love moon cakes. The more I eat them, the more delicious they are, you know? (ok, ok) b; I'll eat whatever you like, so I tell you this. (Ah) I know you know nothing about tradition. What, I know nothing about tradition? Where can I eat moon cakes? No, I don't think you can. A: I have been exposed to tradition since I was a child (really). I have been exposed to tradition since I was 4 years old (4 years old? ) Is the classic a tradition? (Calculate) I have been in contact with B since I was 4 years old; Reading classics at the age of four? a； Journey to the West Ma Yi: Ah, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. "No", "No", {stop} B；; You let the monkey have a rest. Why not have a rest? Now jump to Du Jia three times; B what's wrong; No, it's a TV play. This is one; Is TV play a classic? That's not bad. I remember the theme song. Can sing a song; Mandarin ducks and butterflies fly together, and all love is intoxicating. {Stop} He quietly asked the holy monk, {Stop} Is his daughter beautiful, {Turn around and despise} Is her daughter beautiful,,, Brother Yu (ignore) Brother Yu (ignore) come and give me a joy, come to B; Well, how to tell one; What are you doing, ignoring me and not cooperating with B; I don't care about you. You sang the theme song of Journey to the West. (Ah) You watched 25 episodes of Girl Country? What is the theme song again? B: theme song, you pick the burden and I'll get the vest; Oh, right, right, right (ah) I said I saw it when I was 4 years old, (ah) I grew up slowly, (ah) I have this temperament, (um) my words and expressions, (um) I can't watch that anymore. I won't watch Journey to the West. A: I should watch B: Ouch, you disgust me. A: Of course, my temperament is here. (Ouch) My favorite movie is Jin-{Wu Zui} B: Twelve Women in the Mausoleum (oh, yes, yes). Oh, you scared me to death. A: Twelve Women in Jinling (A Dream of Red Mansions) is also called A Dream of Red Mansions (A Dream of Red Mansions). I love this (ah) a; One is Xianpa in Yuen Long, (yes) one is flawless in jade, (beautifully written) one is carrying the burden, {stop} one is leading the horse {push} B: Oh, what! Why do you always push me? B: No, you are Baoyu and Daiyu walking in the head of Blink Eyebrows. A: Can't you talk to two nerds? Then there is the extremely boy who followed him: Didn't you tell me that one is carrying the burden and the other is leading the horse? I am lazy again. Well, you said it was nonsense. This (nonsense,,) is not like you, who can't remember the lyrics and still read classic works. Yes, yes, you remember the lyrics clearly. (1) Teacher Wang remembers the lyrics very clearly. I can testify. Because the two of us are small (well, small) together (yes) a; One is wearing open-backed pants, a diaper and a hoop. Looking at WeChat with Weibo, a good friend B who has risen; How busy you should be when you were a child. This A: When I was a child B: Did we have WeChat Weibo then? That is to say, this process, (ah) goes up together. When I was a child, I was naughty in class. (I) One day, our new class teacher, geography teacher, (um) pushed his glasses, oh, classmate, B; He is also a southerner. Oh, I will give you a geography lesson today. (Ah) Geography is mainly about our motherland. This mountain, this river and (well) speaking of which, stand up. The river flows eastward. Capital, sing a song; The teacher glared at him. That eye refers to my armor; And the sun, the moon and the stars; The stars in the sky join the Beidou (above). (Ah) Are you sick? (still singing), you have everything I have. (ouch! If you are hungry, you can leave me. (Really go out) If you sing again, I'll fire you. (Ah) You are in a hurry to go to Kyushu. Well, one sentence is not spicy; Remember how clearly b; Well, no, I was a little naughty when I was a child (ah). How is it now? It's good now (well) it's absolutely good now; Look at me now, a; Teacher Wang Can is now called Fanwuka, and (er) I can prove it. University, (Wu Fan) V, (brand) car? a； Ah! If you think the brand is too small, I will give you a new Ba Temple (Oh, I will go), Daba Temple and Wu Fan Ba Temple B; How is your English level? This is one; What? I was an English class representative when I was a child. Representative of English class, Fan Wuka; Le Sheng Wan Le Sheng Le Tu Sheng Rui, alas, my, who is interested in Han Meimei? Ah, haha; English class representative, I am a B；; It's no use remembering this clearly. How useless, this is not continuous learning b; You should learn something serious, besides, the level of knowledge you are learning now will promote Wan Le to Tula A; Don't you think I'm humorous when I say it? Humor, useless, must use accurate words? (accurate) a; I should study, right? Now I have begun to study. No, no, you just started learning A now; What happened? (late) not late b; A little old. This (old? )a； Is Yu Gong big? (Yu Gong? ) 80-year-old man (ah) is planing mountains, planing and planing B there; Gong Yu is a groundhog, isn't he? This is one; What is groundhog b; How can there be such a mountain digger? What kind of b; Gotta get the tools. Take tools and plan mountains there; If you take tools, don't shave your nails like this; Others also advised him not to dig (ah) these two mountains are too big to dig (right, right). The old man said that I can't finish digging, and my children and grandchildren will definitely finish digging (mm-hmm). This spirit touched the Jade Emperor (God). The jade emperor was so excited (crying) that he sent two people down to help go to B; Hey hey, how can the Jade Emperor speak Baoji dialect? Have you seen the Romance of the Gods (yes)? Where does the god (well, Xiqi) in that letter belong (Baoji area)? Don't mention him. Jiang Ziya has this accent, and the empress deifies B; Ah ah, Jiang Ziya really wants to have an accent and can't speak Shaanxi dialect; That should say b; After studying in Kunlun Mountain for 60 years, I want to speak Xinjiang dialect A; Hungry, we worship God (Xinjiang) b; How can you do everything? Crosstalk actors are all grocery stores; Oh, the grocery store is closed. Everything you say here is wrong and groundless. Well founded (huh? What I said about Baoji is absolutely based (what is the basis? Shaanxi is the ancestral temple of Taoism (Louguantai), where I built a tower to watch the stars (yes) and wrote the Tao Te Ching (ahhh). Let me give you a few simple examples. Tan Xuan Marshal Zhao Gongming is from Huxian County, Shaanxi Province, and Ghost Catcher Zhong Kui is from Huxian County, Shaanxi Province. Liu hai Nevertheless, Huxian County is still a cadre training base. Taoism B, where it developed in the past; They are all Huxian people. Well, the queen will send someone to help him move out. (Ah) Two golden giants came to earth. (Ah) They moved the King of Wu Taihang from Xi 'an. Uh, uh, Miss Miao, moved here from Ann? (Ah) Mount Wu in Taihang Mountain is in Shaanxi and Henan. Wherever you move, you move; Move two mountains from Xi 'an? a； Ah, moved away. Boy, he usually walks clearly, and the cell phone signal immediately reaches B; Ah, there is a cell phone signal. What's happening here? Isn't this a description? Isn't this very humorous? Humor doesn't work, your knowledge is inaccurate and a little ignorant; I, I'm talking about this spirit b; The spirit is right. You can't talk nonsense and tamper with the classics. This is one; Say something nice (say something nice) say something I know (ah) I like watching Mr. Lu Xun's B: Do you study classics now? Answer: To be honest, I have read Mr. Lu's book for so many years. B: Ahhh, there is something wrong with this sentence. A: Isn't Zhou Xun a woman? Film peeling (alas) peeling 2 B: That's called painting, also called peeling. His pen name is Lu Xun, and his real name is Zhou Shuren. Yes, Miss Zhou's book (ah) is my favorite book (really). The first book I read was salty. It was given to me at that time, b; Haven't you seen foreign acid? A: What is foreign acid? (What is salty inside? What is salty inside is salty inside. What you see may be a scream; What is what (shouting) Oh, b; It's still salty inside, and it didn't kill you after reading it; This part probably didn't look at the skin (didn't look at the skin) I looked at the leather. B: Ah, ah, right, right. A: Ah Quan's true story (Ah Q's true story) JQK, JQK, you push and tow the plane, and you dig a pit on the next floor to fight the landlord. You're talking nonsense, huh? You don't know how to pretend to know. Why don't you pretend to understand? ) I'm not telling you that my English class represents Le Sheng Wan Le Sheng Le Tu Sheng Rui who wants Han Meimei B; Alas alas, forget it, don't introduce this, this can't help you. Yes, I originally wanted to consolidate my position as a representative of that English class. This is still a position. I read all foreign books (foreign literature), Hugo (French writer), Tagore (Indian writer), Kafka (Austrian writer), golf (er, ball) and so on. Golf is not a ball. What, the great writer B; Where there is a great writer called golf, the skin of golf is played out. Give it back to me. Type it out. You're still cute. You are (well) a great writer in the Soviet Union. Are you talking about Gorky armor? Oh, this may be a transliteration problem; No, there is no transliteration of Golf A; Uh-huh, Gorky (uh-huh) I like this person (really) Hai (Haiyan). All the same. No, no,no. Haiqiaoer is a dialect A; Isn't that humorous? Oh, you are so witty. Haiyan (well) I have recited B in the whole article; Can you recite it? Ah, on the vast sea, the wind rolls dark clouds. (Well) Between the dark clouds and the sea, (Ah) Haiyan flies proudly like black lightning. (well) this is the prophet of victory shouting, (ah) the empress is too stormy (fuck you!