This book describes a series of "horror suspense" events in the future 600 years later, when our descendants began to embark on the tried-and-tested grave robbery.
Please forgive me for having to put double quotes here. As an explored group, I really can't understand the thinking of future people with my current IQ. The jokes brought by this disorder of time and space almost run through the book.
When Prince Ma wrote this book, it was 20 13 years. At that time, a bunch of tomb-robbing novels represented by tomb-robbing notes were prevailing. Headed by Zhang Qiling and Wu Xie, two handsome and aggressive little fresh meats, they formed a mighty grave-robbing army.
They carried a grave-sweeping shovel on one shoulder and a submachine gun in the other. The left can single out the Zongzi monster and the right can fight mercenaries, which has aroused ripples in the hearts of many girls.
According to this trend. The development prospect of grave robbery novels is very good. Prince Pien Tze Huang Ma wants to step in and instigate future humans to steal our graves.
In particular, the opening of the article simulates the setting of the program "Jianbao", and antique experts also have an "ancient mobile phone shape score". In this ancient book, mobile phones are carefully arranged in different categories. These unearthed "mobile phone antiques" are divided into different organizational systems according to the overall size, screen size, button position and interface slot of the mobile phone, among which the most valuable one is the high conductivity Iphone4S produced by Foxconn Kiln in Shenzhen during the quad-core period between China and South Korea.
God, even Foxconn has become a "Foxconn kiln". Those of us who are already dead will definitely laugh when we see the descendants talking like this after 600 years! !
In addition to teasing the mobile phone, in order to prevent being deceived by the cottage machine, the descendants after 600 years also summed up various experiences and developed a series of knowledge of mobile phone antique identification.
Bei Bu, one of the protagonists, is an expert in identifying antique mobile phones. He has accumulated groundbreaking knowledge about ancient mobile phone authentication. He pointed out that there were two completely different modes for the startup of ancient mobile phones: Android mode and Apple mode, just like Tang Dynasty porcelain could not have Song Dynasty mode, white apple mode could not appear on Android machine, and Apple machine could not have Android mode.
For example, Prince Ma wrote in his article, "This water beast has a long neck, a wide tail and two wings on both sides. It is blue all over, its skin is a series of rough stripes, and a pair of strange white eyes stare at me with malicious intent. I tried to stay calm, raised the laser gun, and suddenly shot it in the head, piercing its right eye and leaving a big hole in its face. "
What I originally saw here, according to the routine of tomb-robbing note novels, should be a thrilling scene in which the protagonist hits the zongzi monster. Without leaving a few drops of blood and a few injuries, how can we live up to the setting of grave robbery?
Unexpectedly, however, Prince Ma just didn't take the usual path. After so many gun battles, I found that this cargo turned out to be a common cruise ship in the park. When people sit inside, they can swim around the lake and enjoy the scenery with their feet. How can such a contrast not make people laugh?
There is also a description of pugs, which is also amazing. In the works of Prince Ma, these cute little people are usually loved to the knees.
After 600 years, it became a "wild re-sprouting, forming its own unique population in the wild sinkhole, with fangs growing and pupils turning green, becoming a fierce beast that eats people."
Especially after 600 years of barbaric growth, these pugs have also evolved a ferocious face. "They are all as big as calves, with long hair, a wide kiss, perfect white, and a pair of sharp fangs in front of their mouths. They gathered in front of the narrow passage between the stone boat and the shore, and from time to time they made a low moan and tried to pounce at any time. "
But the funniest thing is that these starlings have not forgotten the skills of their ancestors. When the protagonist and his party "held out their hands, palms down, their tongues thundered and shouted' sit down' while the surroundings were as bright as day."
"The pursued Eight Lords suddenly froze, and only through a word and gestures can they arouse their instinct hidden in the depths of memory. One-third of people can't help sitting on the ground, with their necks upturned and a puzzled face. "
Even the eight lords are as afraid of taking a bath as their ancestors. As soon as the protagonist shouted out the word "bath", "many eight lords even wanted to turn around and run in terror, and the formation was immediately chaotic."
There are many such descriptions in the novel, so I won't repeat them one by one to avoid spoilers. After reading this novel, I also admire Prince Ma's imagination and ability to control words.