There is a man named war in Bingzhou who likes to make jokes. There is a fox outside. One day, he got a fox tail and tied it behind his clothes. When he came to his wife's side, he sat down sideways and deliberately showed the fox's tail. When his wife saw it, she secretly suspected that he was a fox, so she quietly picked up an axe and cut it at him. He kowtowed in horror and said, "I'm not a fox!" " "The wife didn't believe it, so she quickly told her neighbor that the neighbor picked up the knife and stick and chased it. He was scared and told the truth in a hurry: "I was playing a prank, but I didn't expect you to kill me." "It seems that this fox demon thrives because of the role of people!"
2 Sun Tai
Sun Tai is from Yang Shan. When I was young, I studied under Huang Fuying, and my moral character was very ancient. Sun Tai's wife is her aunt's daughter. At first, my aunt was old and entrusted her two daughters to Sun Tai, saying, "The eldest daughter has an eye problem, so you can marry her sister." After his aunt died, Sun Tai married his aunt's eldest daughter. When someone asked him why, Sun Tai said, "There is something wrong with that man's eyes. He can't get married except me. " They all admire Sun Tai's friendship. Sun Tai once met an iron lampstand in the city and bought it and washed it. It turned out to be made of silver. Sun Tai quickly returned it to the seller.
Emperor Taizong swallowed locusts.
Zhenguan two years, the capital drought, locusts everywhere. When Emperor Taizong entered the park to see the grain (damage), he saw locusts (more than seedlings) and picked up a few locust eggs. He said, "Grain is the life of the people. If you eat it, it will harm the people and make them guilty. Those sins are all on me (in ancient times, locusts were considered supernatural, so the grandmother temple was built, because the locust emperor did not dare to go along with the people. " You may get sick if you eat it! "Emperor Taizong said," I only hope it will transfer the curse to me alone! How can you stop doing it because you are afraid of getting sick? ！” (Say that finish) Swallow it immediately.
4 Tao Kan Xigu
Tao Kan once visited the suburbs and saw a man with an immature ear of rice in his hand. Tao Kan asked, "What are you doing with these things?" The man said, "I saw it on the road and pulled it out." Tao Kan was furious and said, "Since you don't farm, you still spoil people's rice!" So he arrested the man and whipped him. Tao Kan cherishes crops and strictly enforces laws, so people are diligent in farming, and everyone is well-off and well-fed.
5 Calligrapher Ou Yangxun
One day, in Ou Yangxun in the Tang Dynasty, I was riding a horse and came across an ancient monument. This was written by Suo Jing, a famous calligrapher in Jin Dynasty. He browsed in Malaysia, looked for a long time and left. He walked hundreds of steps from the ancient monument and came back. He got off the horse and stood in front of the monument to observe. When he was tired, he spread out his fur coat and sat down to observe. He stayed in front of the monument for three days and three nights before leaving.
6 Li Xun
Li Xun is the prime minister of Shangshu Zuo, and his character is very good and clean. His cousin is Ada's wife. At that time, Ada was in power. Ada has been to Lilian's room and saw that the curtain hanging on the door was worn out. He asked his men to measure the length and width of the door quietly, then woven the curtain with unpolished bamboo without modification, and then handed it to Li Lian. Ada went to Lilian's home three times, but didn't dare to say anything and went back.
7 juvenile governing county
When Zi Qi was sixteen years old, the King of Qi sent him to govern Ah County. Soon, Qi Jun went back on his word and sent someone after him. The pursuers came back and said, "Zi Qi will certainly manage Ah County well, and the cars are full of old people. With the wisdom of the elderly and the young people making the final decision, we will certainly be able to manage Axian well! " Zi Qi manages A County, forging weapons in the armory into farm tools, and opening granaries to help the poor. A county is well managed. Wei ren heard that A County was run by children, there were no weapons in the armory and no food in the granary, so he set out to attack A County (Qi State). The people of Axian encouraged each other and defeated Wei's army with their own weapons.
8 parrot extinguishing fire
A group of parrots flew to a mountain, and all the animals on the mountain respected and cared for each other. The parrot thought that although it felt happy here, it couldn't stay for a long time, so it flew away. A few months later, a big fire broke out in the mountains. From a distance, the parrot dipped its feathers into the water and flew to the mountain to sprinkle water to put out the fire. Seeing this situation, God said, "Although you are full of spirit and ambition, what's the use?" The parrot replied, "although I know I can't put out the fire, I used to live on this mountain. I am very friendly with the animals on the mountain, as close as brothers." (The mountain caught fire like this. ) I can't bear to watch it! " God was so moved that he took out his reward and put out the mountain fire.
9 peasant women and emus
Once upon a time, there was a peasant woman in southern Anhui who was collecting firewood by the river. She vaguely heard the sound of birds, as if they were whining. When she looked carefully, it was a wild duck. When the peasant woman approached it, she saw that its two wings were covered with blood, and she suspected that she was injured. The peasant woman took the wild duck home, treated it for about ten days, and recovered slowly. When (the wild duck) left, she nodded frequently as if thanking her. After more than a month, dozens of wild ducks came to the farmer's garden. They laid many eggs every day. The farmer couldn't bear to sell them, so he hatched them, and the ducklings hatched in droves. Two years later, the peasant woman's family lived a well-off life because of the reward for the injured wild duck!
10 camel care
Once upon a time there was a doctor who boasted that he could cure humpback whales. He said: "Whether it bends like a bow, like a shrimp, or like an iron ring, please ask me to treat it. I'm sure it will be cured in the morning and as straight as an arrow shaft at night. " A man believed it and asked him to treat his hunchback.
The doctor wants to get two door panels, one on the ground, with hunchback lying on it, the other on it, and then jump on it and step on it hard. In this way, the hunchback was quickly straightened, but people were also stepped out. The hunchback son wanted to sue him in the government, but the doctor said, "My job is to cure hunchback. Just put it right, it doesn't matter whether people are dead or alive! "
1 1 Liu's kindness
Liu is a widow in a village and has a child. She tills in the fields during the day and weaves on the loom by candlelight at night, all the year round. With poor neighbors, she can always give them a liter and a bucket of food. Occasionally, if she has clothes to wear, she will give them her own clothes. Everyone in the village said that she was very kind. However, her son didn't understand and his heart was full of complaints. His mother warned him, "It is everyone's duty to do good for others. Who is not in a hurry? " Three years after my mother died, there was a big fire in the Liu family, and the house and clothes were burned. Neighbors offered to give them clothes and cut down trees to build houses for them. This is all in love with widow Liu. Only then did widow Liu's son understand the role of charity.
12 inkstone eye
There was a Duke Lu Feng in the Ming Dynasty, who was waiting for the appointment of the imperial court in Beijing. I once met a good inkstone in the market, and the price was controversial. When we arrived at the official hotel, we sent a servant to buy an inkstone for one or two silver. The servant came back with an inkstone. Liu Lufeng was very surprised. This inkstone was not like the original one. The servant said it was this inkstone. Lu Lufeng said: "In the past, the inkstone had starling eyes. Why not now?" The servant replied, "I feel a little convex." Fortunately, I met a stonemason on the road and asked him to polish it smoothly. Lu Lufeng was greatly sorry.
13 Luo Yi Moyanxue
In ancient times, there was a man who studied calligraphy. He thought he had learned it, so he said goodbye to Master. Master said, "I have a box of things that I don't want to give to others. I hope to put it under a mountain. " The man took it, because the seal of the thing was not tightly sealed, so he opened it and found dozens of inkstones with holes in it, only to know that it was used by Master before. I felt ashamed at once, so I went back to study until I became proficient in calligraphy.
14 Tang
Tang Lin, a native of Chang 'an (now Xi 'an, Shaanxi), was the grandson of Shi in the Northern Zhou Dynasty. His ancestors moved from Beihai to Guanzhong. Tang Lin's uncle, Tang Lingze, was appointed as a son at the end of (Yang Di) and was executed for courting. When Tang Lin was a teenager, his two brothers, Tang Jiao, became famous. ....., demoted the capital to Wanquan County Xiancheng. There are more than a dozen prisoners who commit misdemeanors in this county. When it rained in late spring, Tang Lin asked the magistrate to let them go, but the magistrate refused. Tang Lin said: "If you are worried, I am willing to take all the responsibility." So, the magistrate asked the prisoner to go back temporarily, and Tang Lin asked the prisoner to go home to farm and make an appointment to return to prison. The prisoners were all moved by his kindness, and all returned to prison within the time limit, so Tang Lin became famous.
15 Two Weng Deng Tai Shan
Once upon a time, two old people lived in the same city and had a very good relationship. Old man Jia's wife died long ago, and he was the only one. One day, he went to Weng's house with wine, and they drank together. They are very happy! Yi Weng said, "I used to make friends in Bashu and never climbed Mount Tai. I feel very sorry. Can you go with me? " Jia Weng said, "That mountain is steep. I have never climbed it. I always think of him, but when I am old, I am afraid that I don't have enough strength. " B Weng said, "You are wrong. In the past, the stupid old man was able to move mountains when he was ninety. Today we are only sixty years old, how can we be old? " Jia Weng said, "Great." The next day, the two old people had a good time, walking through Qiantang, crossing the Yangtze River and walking from Emei to Taiyin. In the evening, they stayed to rest and went up the mountain in the early morning. Jia Weng said, "My strength is acceptable, so I don't need to help." From sunrise to dusk, I have walked half a mountain.
16 An alcoholic met a miser ~ ~ Once upon a time, there was a man who liked to drink, and suddenly he met an old friend, who was very stingy. The drinker said, "I hope I can go to your house. I am thirsty and annoyed. I can either drink tea or drink wine, as long as I can quench my thirst." An old friend said, "My home is far away, so I dare not trouble you to go a long way." The drinker said, "I estimate that your home is only twenty or thirty miles." My old friend said, "My house is very shabby. It is condescending of you to come. " The drinker said, "Just open the door." The old friend said, "It's just that the utensils are not ready and there are no cups." People who love to drink say, "You and I are good friends, so we might as well drink from a bottle." The old friend said, "wait for me for a while. After I visit my friend, I'll invite you home together." People who love to drink are dumbfounded.
17 Death of Ruoshi ~ ~ If Ruoshi lives in the north of the mountain, Yuhu often peeks at his fence. If Shi leads his family on guard day and night, there will be nothing after the Year of the Tiger. One day, the tiger died. Ruoshi was very happy and thought that after the tiger died, he would never hurt his animals again. So he let go of the bow with the mechanical device and took off his protection. He won't repair the broken wall or the broken fence. Before long, a wild animal chased the deer and stopped at Ruoshi's house. When it heard cows, sheep and pigs, it went in and ate them. The stone didn't know it was Chu, so he scolded it for not leaving. When he threw it, Chu stood up like a man and grabbed Ruoshi to death. People say: if a stone knows only one thing and doesn't know two things, he should die.
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One of Wang Ao's daughters married an official near Beijing. Wang Ao's wife loves her daughter very much. Every time she wants her daughter to go home, her son-in-law insists on not letting her. She said angrily to her wife, "Your father is the general manager of selecting officials. If you transfer me to Beijing to be an official, you can stay with your mother all day. Besides, easily mobilizing me is like shaking off leaves. What are you unwilling to do? " So the daughter told her mother what she wanted to do, and the wife prepared food and drinks on the same day and told Wang Ao on her knees. Wang Ao was very angry. She picked up a few pieces of equipment on the case and injured her. She went out, took a carriage, lived in the palace, and didn't go home until ten days later. The son-in-law was not transferred in the end.
48. Private interests in public law
In the early years of Emperor Shun of Han Dynasty, Su Zhang was transferred to Jizhou Secretariat, and one of his friends was Jizhou Magistrate. Su Zhang knew that he had taken bribes and would be investigated for criminal responsibility. One day, I invited the satrap, and there were no banquet dishes. My copy told me about our past friendship, which was very friendly. Taishou said happily, "People say you are impartial." Su Zhang said, "Today, Su Zhang, I had a drink with you. This is a private matter. Tomorrow, Jizhou will follow the rules and regulations, which is public law. " The satrap was silent and arrested the satrap the next day.
49. Jin Pinggong is swimming in the river.
Jin Pinggong was very happy when he was swimming in the Yellow River and said, "How can you get a talented person to play with?" Xu Mi, the boatman, knelt down and replied, "The monarch doesn't like excellent talents either. God grows in the lake and jade grows on Kunlun Mountain. People without feet are liked by the monarch, but people with feet are not, probably because the monarch has no desire to find talents. Don't worry about no talent.
50. Property will not destroy rural schools.
Zheng people play in local schools, discuss political issues, and then ask Zi Chan, "Why not destroy local schools?" Zi Chan said, "My wife will play there in the morning and evening to discuss the quality of important officials in the imperial court. I will do what he is good at. I'll get rid of what they hate. This is my teacher. How can I abolish him? It is said that loyalty can reduce resentment, not arrogance can be used to defend resentment. This is what people say, and I take it as a good medicine when I hear these remarks.
5 1. Dong Kun has no legal forgiveness.
Dong Kun, then the chief of Shangdi, walked in Shiyan Mountain and saw the ravine deep and steep, like a wall. So he asked his subordinate officials, "Has anyone been in and out of here?" The answer is: "No." He also asked, "Have babies, deaf people with dementia and crazy people come in and out here?" The answer is: "No" Dong Kun sighed, "I can cure it. If my way is not forgiven, people will die at the touch. No one dares to violate it. Why can't it be cured? "
52. Business raises "dragons"
A man gave Shang a pangolin, thinking it was a dragon. Shang is very happy. What did he eat for this? He replied, "ants." Shang Lingjun raised it and made it docile. Someone said, "This is a pangolin, not a dragon." Shang Lingjun was very angry and whipped him, so all his subordinates were afraid. No one dared to say that it was not a dragon, so he followed Shang and thought it was a god. Shang watched the dragon curled up in a ball and then straightened out at once. All the subordinates pretended to be surprised and said that dragons were magical. Pangolin fled through the wall at night, and his subordinates rushed to tell him: "The dragon is too strong to escape through the wall!" "Shang regretted it, and still waited for it with ants, hoping that the dragon would come back again, but there was no result. Heavy rain, lightning and thunder, a real dragon appeared. Yi Jun of Shang Ling came back to find the original dragon and invited it to have dinner with ants. The dragon was very angry and collapsed his palace. Shang is dead.
53. Money is put in a bottle.
There is a beggar named Hu Meier in Yangzhou. He took a bottle and said to others, "If the charity money fills this bottle, it will be happy forever!" " "The onlookers saw that the bottle was only half full, and some gave ten pence and one hundred pence, but the bottle was not full when it was thrown. People are surprised by this. A rich man passed by and gave thousands of pence, but it was still not full. A good man took a donkey and said, "Give it to a donkey." The beggar nodded, and the donkey then entered the bottle like a rope, which surprised the whole market. At this time, a truck passed by, and the owner of the truck joked, "Can I get my truck into the bottle?" The answer is: "Yes." The beggar put the bottle aside slightly, and one truck after another got into the bottle. The host was very surprised and wanted to catch the beggar, but the beggar had already hid in the bottle. The shopkeeper broke the bottle, but there was nothing.
55. The woodcutter destroyed the mountain god
In the fifteenth year of Kangxi, someone visited the mountain in Yuyao and stayed at the mountain temple for the night. In the middle of the night, a tiger appeared, talking like a man and begging for food. God promised to give him the woodcutter Deng. The next morning, the guests were waiting outside the temple. Sure enough, they saw a woodcutter passing by and asked, "Is your surname Deng?" The answer is: "Yes." Just tell him what he heard at night and warn him not to go. Deng Qiaofu said: "I have a mother who lives on firewood. If I don't chop wood for a day, my mother will starve. This is a matter of life and death. What am I afraid of? " He left without looking back. The guests followed him secretly. As soon as the woodcutter Deng finished chopping firewood, the tiger suddenly jumped out of the bamboo forest. The woodcutter Deng struggled with him for several rounds with his bare hands and caught a tiger's tail for a long time. The tiger was very angry, so he roared and jumped high and ran away. The woodcutter Deng followed him and killed him. When the guest came forward to comfort him, Mrs. Deng Qiao said, "Thank you very much. Why not take me to the temple? " So he arrived, and the dead tiger rebuked the mountain god and said, "What?" So he smashed the clay sculpture of the mountain god.
Qi Ying.
King Chu liked hunting when he was young. His friend gave him an eagle. When the king of Chu saw it, his claws were very sharp, which was very different from ordinary eagles. Later, King Wen of Chu hunted in Yunmeng, and the net cloth was like a cloud, and the fire covered the sky. Other eagles kill each other's prey. The eagle held its neck high and opened its eyes wide. There is no intention of fighting. King Wen of Chu said, "My eagle has captured hundreds of prey, but your eagle is unwilling to fight. Are you trying to bully me? " The memory inheritor said, "If it is as gentle as a bunny, how can I dare to give it to you?" Suddenly, something flew by in the sky and couldn't see the shape clearly. The eagle immediately spread its wings and flew like lightning. After a while, feathers fell like snow, and blood fell like rain. A big bird fell to the ground. Measure its two wings, which are miles long and no one can recognize them. At this time, a learned gentleman said, "This is a chick." King Chu Wen rewarded him.
57. Pheasant revenge
Someone was hunting in the mountains and put a female pheasant in his hand in order to kill a male pheasant. Someone asked him why, and he said, "The reason for releasing females is to attract males. At that time, both men and women will be caught. " A few months later, the female chicken did attract a rooster and the hunter caught it. In this way, after a few years, many male pheasants were caught. One day, the hen followed the hunter home and hit the incense burner and died. Then, all her family members died one after another because of the lawsuit. Soon, the hunter also died. Someone said, "There is no one who doesn't love his spouse, not even a bird." Although the hunter's strategy is cunning, the consequences of pheasant revenge are even worse.
58. Mulberry gives birth to plum
When Zhang Zhu was transplanting rice in the field, he saw the pit of plums and wanted to throw it away. When he looked back, he saw idle soil around the mulberry tree, so he planted it there and watered it with extra water. Later, people saw plums on mulberry trees and told each other. A man with sore eyes rested under a plum tree and said, "The plum tree cured my eye disease. I want a pig to give it as a gift." Eye pain is a minor problem and will soon heal itself. People who have heard of it preach: "The blind can see again." People from far and near have great feelings when they hear this. So there are always thousands of cars and horses under the tree, and many banquets. A year later, Zhang Zhu came back from afar and saw this scene. He asked, "Where are the immortals here? This is the tree I planted! " Then I cut down the tree.
59. The county magistrate catches locusts.
When Qian Mufu was appointed county magistrate, it coincided with the outbreak of local locust plague, while Taixing county magistrate lied to the county magistrate and said, "There are no locusts in the local area." Soon locusts became a disaster, and the county magistrate asked, Taixing county had nothing to say, saying that the local locusts probably flew from Lubu. So I sent a document to Lubu official county, asking to catch locusts and prevent them from invading neighboring areas. After receiving the official document, Qian Mufu wrote a poem at the end of another official document to restore it for him: "The locust plague was originally a natural disaster, not an inability to govern the county. Since they flew out from my site, please escort them back from your site. "
60. Natural enemies
Su Zhe said, "Fish are not afraid of fishing nets, but of pelicans. This is its natural enemy. " An old man in the village saw a centipede chasing a snake and walked very fast. The centipede approached the snake gradually, and the snake did not move. It opened its mouth and waited, and the centipede went straight into its stomach. After a while, the snake died. The old man threw the snake into the deep mountain. After a while, he went to check and saw countless little centipedes eating rotten snake meat. It turns out that centipedes lay eggs in the snake's stomach. The spider stopped going in, only stayed on the bamboo for a minute, shook his stomach and left. I saw that the centipede didn't come out for a long time, so I peeled off the bamboo and saw that the centipede was rotten and broken. Probably when the spider shook its abdomen, it had peed and killed the centipede. Animals are afraid that their natural enemies will have such good things.