B, I have to laugh.
a I said comrade Liu Baorui.
B.
a I heard that you have a lot of knowledge.
b me!
a crosstalk performer, that's really not easy.
ahem!
a is not simple!
b what's wrong with me? don't say that. it's nothing!
a, you are modest and polite! As far as I know, you are well-read, knowledgeable in astronomy, knowledgeable in geography, knowledgeable in various religions, customs and human feelings. Formidable
b boy! Who has that university to ask?
a isn't that what you do?
ahem! Don't listen to that, hey! I'll put it this way anyway. I know something.
a mm! That's good. That means you have a lot of knowledge.
b this is bo.
a, well-learned, miscellaneous miles plump.
b that's right.
a then your level is not low.
is b not low?
a, at least your level is good enough for a ......
b what do you mean, it's full of miscellaneous miles?
a, you're making a splash.
ahem! I'm being polite to you. Zali plump, just say me ... I this ... seems to be-not so good, that's what I mean. I, uh ... speak Beijing dialect, right here.
one eye and two eyes.
b is like not having much knowledge.
A can't, no, no,no. You are not an ordinary 25-eye, but an advanced 25-eye.
b, where are these 25 eyes graded?
No, I heard a lot of jokes from you, and that's what I feel. It seems that you are at this level. Anyway, it's not above the 25 th eye, nor below the 25 th eye. It seems that you are on the 25 th eye.
b or 25 eyes!
what's wrong with eyes a and b?
b that's not polite.
a said you were learned.
b I don't have much knowledge either, but I like reading anyway.
a reads a book?
b, right, right.
a that's what it is. I just like reading.
b yes.
a is rich in knowledge. What books have you read recently?
b is blind!
a oh! Your eyes are failing?
b whose eyes are failing?
a is blind.
b, why don't you just add a sentence if you have one?
a is blind!
b I'm being polite. Blindly looking is looking at everything.
a reads everything.
b looks at everything! So is this one!
what books has A read recently?
B recently read The History of the Qing Palace.
a is great. So you know a lot about Qing history?
there's nothing to study in b, no research! Anyway, I just read some books.
what has a seen?
What did B read? Romance of the Qing Dynasty, Popular Romance of the Qing Dynasty, Donghua Record, Prosperous Record of the Qing Palace, Romance of the Thirteen Dynasties of the Qing Palace? What's this? Anyway, that's all.
a oh! So I have to ask you for advice on this.
b can't talk about consulting.
a I know too little.
b, you're welcome.
I tell you, Comrade Erwuyan.
b will you stop calling me that nickname?
a, uh, uh, uh, uh, miscellaneous.
b hey, ok.
comrade Bao Rui, I have to ask you about this. I know too little.
b is it?
a I like reading this kind of books, too, and I know too little. Do you know how many emperors sat in the Qing Dynasty?
b ten.
a is only ten!
b just sat outside this pass for two emperors, who were fated and wise. Tiancong later changed to worship Germany.
a that's right.
b oh, right. That's probably what Qi meant, but I don't remember it clearly anyway.
a no! Very clear, very clear! Not bad! How many years did you sit in the Qing Dynasty? Do you know?
b! 268 years, right?
a pair.
Kangxi was the most popular. He sat for sixty-one years.
a is right!
both Yongzheng and Tongzhi were thirteen years, and Xuantong was the least, with three years. That's probably what Qi meant. I don't remember it clearly.
A is exactly right. Wow, why are you so polite? That's right.
is b right?
Do you know what the year numbers of the 1th Emperor Jia are?
I don't remember B.
a, will you stop saying this?
b what?
a, you know this very well. Why do you keep saying this?
b it's polite.
A's excessive politeness is a sign of pride.
b-no, no, don't say that. After ten emperors, the titles of the ten emperors are Shunzhi, Kangxi, Yongzheng, Qianlong, Jiaqing, Daoguang, Xianfeng, Tongzhi, Guangxu and Xuantong, and that's all.
a mm!
B, isn't it?
a I don't remember clearly either.
why did this sentence of b come to your place again?
do you know what the title of each emperor is, A?
b, what's there to talk about? Anyway, it's the year number. He uses all good words, and that's what he means.
what's a good word, please tell me?
b what's a good word? For example, the first emperor Shunzhi, these two words are not good words?
what does a say?
b Shunzhi! Smooth and smooth, smooth and smooth, governing the world, Shunzhi!
a is wrong.
is b wrong?
a can't say that. I have my own opinion.
b what do you think?
a, I think he said the word Shunzhi like this-
b, tell me.
A He has just entered the customs and has no bottom. He hopes that all the people are docile subjects, so he can rule easily.
b oh, right, right, right, right!
is a ok?
line b, line b! Hey, that's interesting. Hey-what did Kangxi say when Shunzhi went down?
Jia Kangxi, Kang ... Xi, right? Hee, I'm afraid it's easier to say this word with children.
erhua?
A Kang Xin 'er, he talked about it.
b oh, bran heart? Radish.
a, do you understand this?
b I understand ... no, you have to say how to say these two words, but Kangxi and Kang Xin can't.
Jia Kangxi, Kang, that is, Kang of recreation, don't you know about recreation? Just eight-sided slot Toona sinensis Hutong recreation!
b restaurant?
it's good to cross the bridge.
b? Who asked you that? Ask these two words: Kangxi.
Jia Kangxi, he is this Kang Ning Yi Le this Kang. So, Xi Na, let's say forever, rule forever, right?
b is right.
look at this knowledge, I have a little more knowledge than you.
yes, yes, I'm still on my eyes. Shunzhi, Kangxi, alas, Kangxi went down to Yongzheng.
a Yongzheng?
how do you say b?
a Yongzheng, Yong ... right?
b, Yongzheng.
ah, yes, because he sat on the emperor's day, and everyone embraced him, alas, yes, Yongzheng.
it's easy to talk about this thing B. Well, he's coming over with a crooked hug.
a is right.
b Yongzheng. What about ganlong?
Jia ganlong, that's hard to say!
what does b say?
why does nail grow?
b ganlong.
emperor Jia is rich.
b what about this dragon?
a maybe he is deaf.
b: ouch, this is a rich deaf person, closed-
a: ouch.
an emperor like B.
ah, money is deaf.
b Jiaqing?
Jia Jiaqing! Jiaqing this is not easy to say, Jiaqing, Jiaqing, right?
b Jiaqing.
Jia Jiaqing has such a story. Jiaqing because he didn't become an emperor before, he was a prince at that time, and he liked to play with bronze. He collected bronze from Zhou Dynasty and Yin Dynasty. One day I went to a temple to see, well, there was a Qing. Why did this thing play so loudly? When! When! This must be good copper, ancient.
what is emperor b looking at?
a, see if the monk is in the temple.
why is b not here?
the nail clip is gone. Later, he became the emperor. Who did people say this emperor was? Cough! It's the emperor Jia Xin. Hey, that's the emperor with the Qing.
b oh, the emperor who stole the Qing! That's kind of interesting.
a, look at this statement.
b, alas, what you said about my knowledge!
a is it?
b, it's three or five eyes, and it's almost ... where's Jiaqing's light?
A Daoguang ... Daoguang, he is, and he will be naked wherever he goes.
b what do you mean, when will it be gone?
a light?
what did emperor yidaoguang say?
That's what A Daoguang means! Because isn't he the emperor immediately?
b yes!
a he personally led the troops to fight.
can the second light still fight?
a, he can't play well either. Anyway, he has a way.
what can b do?
A wants to attack a city, and if he can't get in, he tells the soldiers that you should all fight hard! After you go in, you grab, kill, burn, kill, rob and burn, right? Therefore, everyone talks about it everywhere, Daoguang, Daoguang, and it will be light when you get there.
when b gets there, it will be light. Oh, this is the "three light policies"!
a, that's right.
the second light is over, Xianfeng?
Jia Xianfeng is easy to talk about. He can't stay. When he is idle, he becomes crazy.
when emperor b is idle and has nothing to do, he is crazy. This is Xianfeng!
a, Xianfeng.
b is good. Xianfeng is finished, Tongzhi.
a you said that comrade.
Tongzhi B is ... which comrade?
who is comrade a?
b, that comrade, the emperor ruled together.
a what is your position? what is your position? He's the ruling class. Why do you call him a comrade? Vulgarization of revolutionary terms!
who's b? Stop making pictures! Who is it? Who vulgarized revolutionary terms?
didn't you say that you called the emperor a comrade?
b why should I call him a comrade? he is a tongzhi.
a, tongzhi.
the second tower emperor is the same.
what does a say?
b, he ... where do I know? I don't ask you.
A is in the same governance. If he is in the same governance, he is in the same governance. Do you understand this? He has no skill, and the ministers of civil and military affairs discuss it together.
b oh!
do you understand?
b oh, he tried to save the mess.
a, that's right.
b, tongzhi, tongzhi finished Guangxu.
ah, Guangxu, Guangxu, that is, he has run out of money, and he continues to add some.
b what, do you want some more? What did you continue?
a, otherwise you don't understand. I speak succinctly, which you can't understand.
b is not easy to understand.
a Guangxu, Guangxu at that time, he was the empress dowager.
b yes, I know that.
Empress Dowager Jia took Guangxu as a cover and used him as a lamp.
b as a lamp?
well, when the oil burns out, don't let it go out. Give him some more, after all, after all, after all, so he is called Guangxu.
oh, it's such a Guangxu, it will continue when it's light, and it will continue when it's light.
ah!
b, Guangxu is finished. What about Xuantong?
A is the last one!
b is the last one.
armor is finished, so I can't sit on the emperor.
why can't b sit on the emperor?
a, if you think of this name, it's hanging. It was hanging there. You stabbed it with a stick and fell.
b oh, it's stabbed!
ah, hang tong!
b hung and stabbed, originally hanging and stabbed down, no!
what's wrong with a?
b, you are wrong. His orthography is not called Xuantong, but Xuantong.
a is Xuantong?
well, you became president when you entered the Republic of China.
a is right, so he can't sit on the emperor.
what's wrong with b?
a he already announced the president, didn't he? announced the president. By the way, that's what it means, almost.
b is closed. I'll tell him. I'll announce the president. He can't sit down.
ah, I can't sit down.
b, why didn't this president last long?
a of course, did his president poke him? Go up one by one, go up one by one.
b ...