Notes on Grave Robbery
1. Innocent sinking sand in the raging sea is a conversation with bald men-"I specialize in digging." The bald man said, "Are you an architect? No wonder, it turns out that we are not in the same circle. You build the house of the living and I study the house of the dead. We still have an intersection. " "I'm not an architect, I'm a digger. I have to dig out the dead house you studied."
2. The conversation between the fat man and the bald man when the sea is raging and the sand is sinking: "Generally speaking, I am actually an underground worker." Hearing this, the bald man was awed and said, "It turned out to be a public security soldier, so I was disrespectful."
3. On the way to Guazi Temple. . We first took a long-distance bus, then a long-distance bus, then a long-distance motorcycle, and then a cow. When we finally got off the ox cart, we saw nothing, and then we saw a dog running in front of us. My uncle took a pat and invited the guide. "Old man, shall we ride this dog next time? I'm afraid it's enough!"
4. When Fat Man first appeared. . It turned out that it was a man with a big crock on his head, a flashlight in his hand, and an Egyptian poss. There were two holes in the crock, and two thieves looked out through the hole, which was very hateful.
5. When the Seven-Star Suspected Coffin met a female corpse: When I opened my eyes, my face was almost stuck to the face of the female corpse, and I was going to mouth-to-mouth when I went down a little. At this moment, when I looked at her, I suddenly saw a small sabre at the waist of the armored corpse next to her, and I couldn't help but be overjoyed. My heart said, "This fairy, I am forced by the current situation, and I asked your friend to borrow a knife. Thinking about it, I tried my best to reach out to the sabre, suddenly, I grabbed the handle and pulled it hard. I didn't expect the knife to be so tight, so I not only didn't pull it out, but tore off the belt of the armored corpse. I see, oh, no, why did you tear his belt, so you didn't turn against me? "
There was a sudden gust of sweet wind, and the woman's arms suddenly fell on my shoulders. I was stunned and the whole person was scared stiff. At this time, the body on the side also gave a thump. When I heard something bad, I shouted in my heart, "Dude, it's your wife who won't let me go now, not that I treat her lightly. Don't make a mistake!"
6. Genting is in the Heavenly Palace. Fat man saw A Ning team rich in weapons and equipment. "Old man, you said not to buy-guns don't buy-guns," said Si Tao to Chenpi. "You see people are coming out with guns. How can we deal with it if we have to hand them in? Why don't you take the washbasin as a shield and slap them with sanitary napkins?
7. The grasshopper is bloodthirsty. It must have been attracted by the snake blood here. The fat man said, "It's really a shame that I didn't evaluate this thing when I evaluated the four pests."
8. When the fat man was slapped by a woman on the train to Hangzhou. . "You women in Hangzhou are too fierce. You fat man, I rarely pick a conversation on the train to relieve boredom, so I broke my mouth, and my mother's goods were smashed. Who the fuck said that Jiangnan women were made of water? Doesn't this pit me? I think it's water." The fat man has been talking about this for many times. I know what's going on. On the train, a girl looks thin. The fat man looks at that girl and wears heavy makeup. At the same time, she complains that the smell in the car is not very clean. Of course, the fat man's feet are too smelly, and it sounds annoyed and boring. He just kowtows to her and says, Big Sister, you look so beautiful, why are you so thin? Look at your two trouser legs children, hanging lanterns in the crotch by the wind, with two propellers inside, and you can generate wind power by farting.
This is a slap in the face. I was happy to listen, and told him that it was good that people didn't take you to the police station. You know, there is a crime called hooliganism in this world, and you are already suspected. The fat man still grinned, saying that he looks like that. Oh, call me a rogue. Lei Zi can't believe it. I am definitely a victim.
9. When encountering a python, the python has great strength, and the fat man is rolled up with a roll of his body, and he is dragged into the air to prepare for strangulation. Fat man took advantage of the moment when the snake rolled up, faded out of the snake body and rolled to my feet. At this time, he was already flushed and even had no strength to stand up. I will hold his armpit and drag him behind the tree, but I don't want him to vomit. My heart says it's bad. It's not that my internal organs have been ground. I'm busy asking him how he is.
He pushed me away, stood up extremely hard, took another big spit, and then said, "You're dizzy, son of a bitch, even more dizzy than a roller coaster."
1. The stuffy oil bottle wants to travel-the fat man said, I think we should sign up a tour group for him and prepare some money for him. "
11. Go to the farm before stuffy oil bottle. The fat man said-"Little brother, I really can't see that you used to be a farmer." The fat man picked up the hoe on one side and said, "It's noon when weeding, I'm weeding, and you're noon."
12. Conversation when I met snakes in the jungle-I shook my head and said, "I think we should not act rashly and find out their intentions first, otherwise we will be too passive." The fat man grinned: "You are so innocent. We are not snakes. How can we get rid of snakes?" We can all analyze the intentions of Taoist priests. We should treat these snakes as human beings. If a group of people kill the only woman among us when we come in, and then don't kill us, but keep our nerves nervous all the time in this way, what do you think their purpose is? Zhang Qiling's Quotations on Grave Robbery Notes
1. When I woke up, I lay on the hospital bed, remembering nothing and knowing nothing. It was not until a few months later that I began to think of some fragmentary fragments bit by bit. Later, after several years, I began to find that something was wrong with my own body.
2. No, it was your uncle himself, he and Da Kui, who dug a hole from behind the tree and dug it directly to the bottom of the coffin, which is probably why Da Kui had to die.
3. You have to catch your breath by hanging yourself. It happened so fast that I can't say at once. You have to wait for me to organize the language. -fatty language
4. Sometimes I always feel that the growth of people is a process of losing happiness, not the other way around.
5. This monument is located in the Heavenly Palace Gate, where you can get a fairyland. -Ancient seal-cutting prose from the cornerstone of the stone tablet
6. Speaking of the school of touching gold, from ancient times to the present, if nothing else, I am the first in terms of being fat, but being fat does not affect my skill at all. -fatty language
7. Baby, I am not rare. I don't want money that I have a life to earn. -the protagonist's language
8. The Southern School has few rules and never hates the dead. The Northern School people scold the Southern School as a local dog, ruining cultural relics, and every inverted bucket is not collapsed, even the dead are pulled out for sale; The southern faction called the northern faction a hypocrite, even though it was a thief. Later, it was even worse, and there was even a corpse fight. In the end, the two factions finally divided along the Yangtze River. The northern faction was called inverted bucket, and the southern faction was called sand scouring or soil scouring. Luoyang shovel was invented after it was divided, and the northern faction did not use it at all. Grave robbing items: split waterproof miner's lamp, screw pipe, earth shovel head, multi-purpose saber, folding shovel, short handle hammer, bandage, nylon rope and so on.
9. The gold silk book that you took out of the bronze coffin is actually a fake, and it was already switched by your uncle.
1. If you wash sand, you are not afraid of ghosts. If you are afraid of ghosts, you won't wash sand. Since you are in this business, it is not much fun not to encounter some strange things. -uncle's words
11. I can't tell you what the problem is yet, but I met your uncle three months ago. I found him very familiar. In order to remember more things, I followed you to Lu Palace.
12. You have a lot of adults, so don't dispute with us. Just take a sauna later, all is forgiven. -the fat man said to a golden statue
13. A philosopher once said: When all cannot be ruled out, it is also a fact that it is impossible.
14. One method may not have a 5% success rate, or even only a 1% success rate, but there must be room for it, so that it actually has countless follow-up 1%.
15. Calm down, calm down. The more you encounter this situation, the more you should calm down. -the protagonist's language
16. Now that we have reached this point, let's not hesitate here, just follow him all the way to see what his purpose is. Anyway, it is a knife to give him a hand and a knife to shrink his head. -fatty language
17. It seems that something has changed, and there is no time. Let's quit and make plans!
18. Grandpa told me that you can fail in doing things, but you can't fail without a second chance.
19. I was in Lu Palace, and I found that your third uncle had a lot of problems!
2. If this person is really your uncle, there is no motive. But ...
21. When you think about it, it seems that one's greatest skill is to hurt oneself.
22. Grave robbing is divided into two factions, the South faction is my grandfather's faction, and it is good at Luoyang shovel to explore the soil. One nose can tell the depth of the dynasty. Nowadays, many novels describe Luoyang shovel easily, but in fact, the North faction does not use Luoyang shovel. They are good at accurately judging the position and structure of the tomb, which is the so-called searching for dragons and acupoints. But what do people in the North faction say? My grandfather says that they are not real.
23. The forbidden woman was conceived in the water. I know she must be afraid of fire. I really don't know anything else. Just like Zongzi, all we know from ancient times is that Zongzi is afraid of black donkey hooves, but no one knows why she is afraid. -beautiful quotations from notes on grave robbery in stuffy oil bottle
1. Some masks can't be taken off if they are worn for too long.
2. If you need someone to accompany you to the end, I won't refuse.
3. If you disappear, at least I will find out.
4. What is more terrible than ghosts and gods is the human heart.
5. Zhang Qiling: I am a person with no past and no future. Everything I do is to find my connection with the world. where i was from? Why am I here? As you can imagine, there will be people like me. If they disappear in this world, no one will find out, just like I never existed in this world, and there will be no trace left.
6. Many men are remembered not for this or that, but because he will never come back.
7. Sometimes I feel that people's growth is a process of losing happiness, not the other way around.
8. Unfortunately, there are some roads where you can't go back. Those who refuse can cut off their own feet, but your heart will move on.
9. People's growth often happens inadvertently. I don't want to be like this, but sometimes my decision will surprise me. I don't face everything I should face with the deepest talent, but they guess everything about me with the deepest talent. What changes is not myself, but the eyes of others.
1. Wu Xie. Take me home
11. I am a person with no past or future. All I do is to find my connection with the world. Where do I come from and why am I here? He looked at his hand and said lightly, can you imagine that there will be people like me? If they disappear in this world, no one will find out, just like I never existed in this world, won't there be any trace left? I sometimes look in the mirror and often wonder if I really exist, or if I am just an illusion of a person. I couldn't speak. I thought about it before saying, it's not as exaggerated as you say. If you disappear, at least I will find out.
12. Fine, whatever you want. If you really knock me out, I have nothing to say, but I hope you know that if you need someone to accompany you to the end, I won't refuse. I said, I want to go with you. It's my own decision, so you don't have to worry about it.
13. trade my life for ten years of innocence.
14. That person pretended to be me. Maybe that's the real me.
15. What is deeper than numbness is indifference, indifference to death.
16. I still have to go on, because there is still ten years.
17. Can I see you when I miss you too much?
18. When all the impossibilities have been ruled out, it is also a fact that it is impossible again.
19. If you disappear, or don't exist at all, the flash of light you left me can burn out all my life.
2. My mind is almost completely confused, and countless thoughts come up in one second. Is this a snake? Snake who passed CET-6 and graduated from graduate school? Is this cockscomb snake really human, or is it simply a thinking snake?
21. I suddenly realized what was wrong. Hey, why does this snake speak with a Changsha accent? Could it be that this is a cockscomb snake whose ancestral home is Changsha, and it has come to the mother country of the West to support the construction of the west? At that moment, a very outrageous idea flashed through my mind, and I suddenly wanted to ask it: Are you sent by Hunan Satellite TV? But then my mind flashed and my cold sweat came down.
22. I suddenly had a strange idea. Is that house the little brother's home? He knew that he might not come back, so he asked someone to send me the key to his house? Leave me an inheritance?
23. I saw that the stuffy oil bottle noticed our side and turned my head. I was just seeing the faces of the fat man and me. Suddenly, he smiled with a deep taste, moved his mouth and said goodbye.
24. We walked on for less than five minutes, and we came to the center of the main hall of Linggong. A jade platform appeared in front of us, surrounded by huge bronze statues with several heads and birds. This statue was carved like a twisted column covered with lichens, and no one could tell what it was. It looked very strange.
25. I am a person with no past or future. All I do is to find my connection with the world. Where do I come from and why am I here?
26. I suppressed my fear and shone a flashlight on one of the dead people. Now the five senses of the corpse are still well preserved. My eyes were closed, and my face was covered with wrinkles, but I didn't.