Wen Shishu’s beautiful essays after his retirement
Director Wen Shishu has retired. Before Wen Shishu retired, he did not have the transitional adjustment period to become an inspector like deputies, so he suddenly retired and returned home, which was very uncomfortable.
On the first day at home, Wen Shishu didn’t know how to spend every second of the day. The housework is arranged by the wife and taken care of by the nanny. Besides, he hadn't done any housework in years and didn't know where to start. The worst thing is that he has no hobbies. The TV in the living room was playing a Korean emotional drama series that his wife loved to watch, but he didn’t like to watch either. Wen Shishu felt extremely bored. He picked up the leather bag that the chief of government always carried and said to his wife who was watching with great interest: "I'm going out for a while."
The wife, who was deeply attracted by the plot, had no head. He replied with an ooh and continued watching the series. When she remembered that her husband no longer needed to go to work today, she kicked her out and shouted, "Old Wen, where are you going?"
"Let's take a look around the market."
Wen Shishu walked out of the community. There was no taxi. He wanted to take a bus that he had not taken for many years. In the past ten years or so, wherever the poets and writers went, special buses would go there, without even the chance to take a bus. Walking to the bus stop, Wen Shishu watched dozens of passengers crowding around the bus that had just arrived. He subconsciously took two steps back. Wen Shishu was no longer used to crowding buses. When the director took office, the division chiefs and even the deputy directors followed him downstairs to inspect the work. When taking his special car, they waited for him to take a seat before carefully filing in. Who is buying poetry books today? Where's the account? Wen Shishu had no choice but to stand on the platform and wait for the next bus. When the next bus arrived, there were still many passengers squeezing up. Wen Shishu waited until the third bus before stepping into the bus. Wen Shishu took out 10 yuan from his wallet and walked into the carriage. He looked for the conductor but couldn't find it.
At this time, the driver spoke, "Hey, comrade, you haven't put in the money yet?"
Wen Shishu turned around and saw the driver looking at him and asked : "Aren't tickets sold anymore?"
"That's the old almanac!" the driver said.
The passengers on the bus laughed, which meant: This old comrade probably hasn’t taken a bus in many years.
Wen Shishu turned around and approached the coin box, about to put 10 yuan in it. "Wait a minute," the driver said.
Wen Shishu had to stand awkwardly by the coin box.
The next stop has arrived. The driver asked the passengers who got on the bus to hand the coins in their hands to Wen Shishu one by one. When Wen Shishu received 9 coins, the driver asked Wen Shishu to put 10 yuan into the coin box.
Wen Shishu sat down in an empty seat by the car window. He saw the teaching building of the Municipal University for the Elderly through the car window and thought, I will also go to the University for the Elderly, and now I can kill time.
Wen Shishu sat at the bus stop and then followed the bus back. It took more than three hours.
When he got home, his wife handed him the newly brewed Longjing. Wen Shishu, who had a dry mouth, took the tea cup and asked his wife while drinking: "What do you think I did today?"
"How did I know."
"I After sitting on the bus for more than 3 hours, my waist was sore. I saw the Municipal University for the Elderly. Otherwise, it would be boring to stay at home.
“Okay!”
“I will sign up tomorrow.”
“There are provincial universities for the elderly and city universities for the elderly. Where will you go?”
"Whatever."
"Go to the Provincial University for the Elderly!"
"Why?"
"You are at the department or bureau level Cadres, you can’t bargain. The teaching level of the provincial elderly university is definitely higher than that of the city’s elderly university.”
“Your reasons are quite good!”
I signed up for a calligraphy class in college.
One day, the calligraphy teacher who was always punctual in class was late. Before the class started, he explained apologetically: "Sorry everyone, I'm late.
When I was taking classes at the City University for the Elderly, an old comrade suddenly fell ill. My colleagues and I escorted him to the hospital for medical treatment. Please forgive me for wasting everyone's time. ”
After listening to the calligraphy teacher’s explanation, Wen Shishu secretly laughed at his wife’s cleverness when he proposed to go to a senior college.