Degang Guo and Zhang Wenshun
Guo: (singing) It's dark at sunset in the western hills. Oh, my God, sigh, sigh, thump, thump, thump, thump. At sunset, it was dark in the western hills, and every household closed the door. The magpie ran to the forest, the house sparrow flew to the eaves, and the golden dragon with five claws returned to the North Sea. When the tortoise returned to the beach for a thousand years, the traffic volume was cut off, and the path was cut off in it is hard to go. Ten families were locked up, and one door was left open. Please listen to the villagers, light the incense and invite the immortals. Ah, ah, ah!
God-Degang Guo, Zhang Wenshun
Guo: They all know each other. Old artist: Mr. Zhang Shenshen.
Zhang: You exaggerated the first word, but you narrowed it down at the back.
Guo: Really?
Zhang: Zhang Wenshen
Guo: Zhang Wenshen!
Zhang: Zhang Wenshun, Zhang athel Loren, my tongue is not neat
Guo: You've lost your heart. Read it! Tell me honestly, what's your name?
Zhang: Zhang Wenshun
Guo: No change, Zhang Wenshun?
Zhang: Ah
Guo: Old-timer
Zhang: I dare not be
Guo: the elder of Beijing Deyun Society
Zhang: early
Guo: round and old
Zhang: you are round and small
Guo: Don't talk!
Zhang: gnome male-",do more!
Guo: The stormy course in the past ten years
Zhang: Ah
Guo: The old man has been following
Zhang: ups and downs
Guo: Oh, it's not easy. In a blink of an eye, we are very popular now, right?
Zhang: Well, It's ok now.
Guo: It's inseparable from the old man's original efforts.
Zhang: They all came together.
Guo: At the beginning, the old man taught us to say
Zhang: How to say
Guo: Even if there are few people, we can say
Zhang: um
Guo: When people are happy, we are happy. I am also the happiest time
Zhang: We are also having fun
Guo: Right
Zhang: Right, right
Guo: We want to be happy
Zhang: Right
Guo: I'm happy about this, including you
Zhang: Me
There is another great event at home!
Zhang: What's the happy event at home?
Guo: My wife gave birth to a big fat boy.
Zhang: Think about it, it's not easy to be that old. Is this ridiculous? No such thing
Guo: Huh?
Zhang: It's nothing
Guo: It's nice to be white and fat
Zhang: What, having grandchildren
Guo: having grandchildren and listening to cross talk more is good
Zhang: Yes
Guo: There are some benefits, aren't there?
Zhang: Yes
. I really hope this old man will live a long life.
Zhang: We * * * share the same hope.
Guo: I'm only happy when you live to be 1.
Zhang: That's a fantasy.
Guo: 2
Zhang: That's not too long.
Guo: 3
Zhang: Ouch
Guo: A 5-year-old artist
Zhang: Look
Guo: We will take our children to see you then
Zhang: Where to look
Guo: Did you see it? This is Zhang Wenshun. Don't touch, bite you, look, it's still moving, it's still moving
Zhang: Don't kick, don't kick, pay attention to the little one next to it. Let me introduce
Zhang: Ah
Guo: This is an old-timer in Beijing's phonology circle
Zhang: I dare not be
Guo: a student in the first section of Beijing Quyi Troupe
Zhang: This is true
Guo: There are two newspapers, crosstalk and funny drums
Zhang: I have learned two things
Guo: It's quite generous
Zhang: the old routine
Guo: If you want an ear spoon, you can get it there
Zhang: Hehe
Guo: Later, Mr. Edlin, learn to sing funny drums
Zhang: Funny drums are a branch of Jingyun drums
Guo: Yes, they are lost now, and this is the only one.
Guo: These two disciples, one is called coriander, and the other is called mutton meatballs
Zhang: It's mutton and wax gourd, put some coriander aside
Guo: Me, My name is cook
Zhang: This cook can make mutton soup, right
Guo: Some people don't like cross talk
Zhang: Some people like cross talk
Zhang: Then why
Guo: This can't be forced
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Everyone has his own interests
Zhang.
Guo: find a deserted place, and be down-to-earth. In fact, the old man likes this.
Zhang: I'm also quiet.
Guo: It may have something to do with age.
Zhang: Right, right
Guo: At this age, he can't stand all this fuss and excitement.
Zhang: He can't stand it for a long time. But it's very difficult
Zhang: it's not easy to find this place either
Guo: where is the right place in Beijing?
Zhang: where is it?
Zhang: Capital Airport
Zhang: There are more people at the airport.
Guo: Don't be there.
Zhang, who didn't sell the evening paper, and
Guo, who didn't peddle it, didn't. Come up with me to a white table and have a chair.
Zhang, who sat there.
Guo, who supported a sun umbrella, had a cup of coffee and bought an Indian evening paper.
Zhang, who didn't understand it anyway.
Guo, do you know how to hold it? Look at
Zhang: Clean
Guo: The plane is up here
Zhang: Take off
Guo: The plane has fallen here
Zhang: Look at
Guo: Wow, a plane has also fallen here, heading for itself
Zhang: Yo-ho
Guo: Look. Here we are.
Zhang: Here we are.
Guo: Oh, you see, even the patent leather can be seen.
Zhang: Wow
Guo: Hey, ok, there's nothing to worry about.
Zhang: Yes, the skull was rubbed off, and it was knocked off by the landing gear.
Guo. There are people in the background who don't want to be like this.
Zhang: There are also greedy people.
Guo: For example, Mr. Wang Wenlin.
Zhang: Mr. Wang
Guo: Mr. Wang likes to travel around the mountains. What are these ancient temples, meditation halls? He likes to go to
Zhang: Oh
Guo: As soon as he enters the door, he thumps and bumps. Belief is allowed
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Of course, this is separate from superstition
Zhang: It's not the same as superstition
Guo: Religion and this fairy tale are two different things
Zhang: Yes
Guo: You and The Journey to the West, the list of gods, the three of them are rubbing together. It's wrong.
Zhang: That's not
Guo: Lao Zhang's family has this lesson.
Zhang: What happened to our family?
Guo: Mr. Zhang has a father.
Zhang: It's nothing new. Everyone has a father.
Guo: You're welcome.
Zhang: Who's welcome? That's right.
Guo: Mr. Zhang's father-
Zhang: My father.
Guo: Mr. Wang
Zhang: It's blocked. This is wrong.
Guo: You see, it's capricious. Look at
Zhang: My surname is Zhang, my father's surname is Wang, and my father is Mr. Zhang < Different in faith
Zhang: What does he believe in
Guo: Guan Erye in Thaksin's Three Kingdoms
Zhang: Guan Yunchang, Guan Gong
Guo: Guan Gong, believe in Guan Gong
Zhang: Hey,
Guo: The room is full of bronze statues and gold.
Zhang: What did my father say?
Guo: "Bah!"
Zhang: Don't nominate
Guo: "Here, take a sip of water first, then rinse your mouth."
Zhang: See if it's
Guo: Scared me (mouthwash, gouge out the ground)
Zhang: Don't be anonymous
Guo: "Why don't other immortals believe me?
Zhang: Yes, ask
Guo: "Give me this water!"
Zhang: gargle first, then talk
Guo: (gargle, swallow)
Zhang: Wow, don't swallow
Guo: (gargle again)
Zhang: rinse again, spit it out
Guo: (spray into the sky, use your hands. I have to rinse my mouth, and I have to rinse my mouth
Guo: I spit, and I spit
Zhang: My father's mouth is full of dirty words
Guo: Later, his father believed everything
Zhang: Later, Guo: There were no unbelievers
Zhang: I believed everything
Guo: Bodhisattva and Buddha. The stew was put aside, and his father closed his eyes. "Thank God for the stew."
Zhang: Christianity
Guo: "Who took it away for me?"
Zhang: well, why do you close your eyes after buying it?
Guo: It's all written in the Bible.
Zhang: What does the Bible say?
Guo: "When others close their eyes while eating stewed rice, you close your eyes again."
Zhang: Well, I'm afraid I'll lose it.
Guo: This matter, you. Everywhere I go, I am very pious. When I stroll to this Liulichang, I see the statue of Guanyin hanging there.
Zhang: Ah
Guo: His father went there, thumped and kowtowed.
Zhang: kowtowed
Guo: sent to the police station.
Zhang: How did kowtow make trouble?
Guo. Two feet tall
Zhang: Look
Guo: There is still water underground
Zhang: Ah
Guo: His father is kneeling there, banging his head
Zhang: pious
Guo: Put this golden Buddha in his pants when he leaves.
Zhang: even stealing from Buddha.
Guo: Very pious.
Zhang: This is still pious.
Guo: The house is full of Buddha statues everywhere, so I can only squat on the windowsill to enjoy them. Zhang: Well, look at our house. Guo: His old mother.
Zhang: The letter goes through
Zhang: It hurts people
Guo: It always hurts humanity
Zhang: That's right
Guo: That's * * * * Ah
Zhang: * * *, you can't believe this
Guo: Most old ladies believe this
Zhang: Not this
. Spend two dollars for one thing
Zhang: Look
Guo: You spend two dollars for one thing
Zhang: Yes
Guo: How much does it cost to weld
Zhang: Welding, crossing over
Guo: Crossing over, alas, entering evil influence
Zhang: Right < Run there and ask for incense ashes
Zhang: Look
Guo: Eat half a catty
Zhang: Have finished eating?
Guo: I can't handle it after eating.
Zhang: The stool is dry.
Guo: Yes, I have been holding it for more than a week and pulled out two plates of mosquito incense.
Zhang: My mother really pooped. Your image
Guo: Don't you understand the stage purification, inviting people to gossip and come back
Zhang: You here, your image
Guo: Later, the disease became more and more serious, and you didn't go to see a doctor
Zhang: What should I do? Guo: I ran through the road to ask, what should I do about my disease
Zhang: Beg. How can this be
Guo: ignorant
Zhang: Isn't this too confusing?
Guo: The old lady believed Zhang: What should I do?
Guo: But I'm also sad when I come back. I'm my own flesh and blood.
Zhang: Tell me who you stab and who you don't stab.
Guo: You stab no one. Alas! (Singing) It's late at night! (sharpening the knife)
Zhang: sharpening the knife
Guo: The crescent moon has come out. People say that the crescent moon looks like the old moon (pull out a hair, put it on the blade and blow it with your mouth)
Zhang: How fast!
Guo: (continuing to sharpen the knife) Yue Lao taught me to kill people with a knife.
Zhang: It's still grinding.
Guo: The broadsword is cut at the heads of the devils, hey! I still have to go
Zhang: I still have to stab
Guo: Everyone in the room is asleep
Zhang: Everyone is asleep
Guo: When the old lady came here, she lifted the curtain and stepped in
Zhang: Look who
Guo: Look who
Zhang: Look who <