Help recommend some crosstalk or sketches.

Degang Guo and Zhang Wenshun

Guo: (singing) It's dark at sunset in the western hills. Oh, my God, sigh, sigh, thump, thump, thump, thump. At sunset, it was dark in the western hills, and every household closed the door. The magpie ran to the forest, the house sparrow flew to the eaves, and the golden dragon with five claws returned to the North Sea. When the tortoise returned to the beach for a thousand years, the traffic volume was cut off, and the path was cut off in it is hard to go. Ten families were locked up, and one door was left open. Please listen to the villagers, light the incense and invite the immortals. Ah, ah, ah!

God-Degang Guo, Zhang Wenshun

Guo: They all know each other. Old artist: Mr. Zhang Shenshen.

Zhang: You exaggerated the first word, but you narrowed it down at the back.

Guo: Really?

Zhang: Zhang Wenshen

Guo: Zhang Wenshen!

Zhang: Zhang Wenshun, Zhang athel Loren, my tongue is not neat

Guo: You've lost your heart. Read it! Tell me honestly, what's your name?

Zhang: Zhang Wenshun

Guo: No change, Zhang Wenshun?

Zhang: Ah

Guo: Old-timer

Zhang: I dare not be

Guo: the elder of Beijing Deyun Society

Zhang: early

Guo: round and old

Zhang: you are round and small

Guo: Don't talk!

Zhang: gnome male-",do more!

Guo: The stormy course in the past ten years

Zhang: Ah

Guo: The old man has been following

Zhang: ups and downs

Guo: Oh, it's not easy. In a blink of an eye, we are very popular now, right?

Zhang: Well, It's ok now.

Guo: It's inseparable from the old man's original efforts.

Zhang: They all came together.

Guo: At the beginning, the old man taught us to say

Zhang: How to say

Guo: Even if there are few people, we can say

Zhang: um

Guo: When people are happy, we are happy. I am also the happiest time

Zhang: We are also having fun

Guo: Right

Zhang: Right, right

Guo: We want to be happy

Zhang: Right

Guo: I'm happy about this, including you

Zhang: Me

There is another great event at home!

Zhang: What's the happy event at home?

Guo: My wife gave birth to a big fat boy.

Zhang: Think about it, it's not easy to be that old. Is this ridiculous? No such thing

Guo: Huh?

Zhang: It's nothing

Guo: It's nice to be white and fat

Zhang: What, having grandchildren

Guo: having grandchildren and listening to cross talk more is good

Zhang: Yes

Guo: There are some benefits, aren't there?

Zhang: Yes

. I really hope this old man will live a long life.

Zhang: We * * * share the same hope.

Guo: I'm only happy when you live to be 1.

Zhang: That's a fantasy.

Guo: 2

Zhang: That's not too long.

Guo: 3

Zhang: Ouch

Guo: A 5-year-old artist

Zhang: Look

Guo: We will take our children to see you then

Zhang: Where to look

Guo: Did you see it? This is Zhang Wenshun. Don't touch, bite you, look, it's still moving, it's still moving

Zhang: Don't kick, don't kick, pay attention to the little one next to it. Let me introduce

Zhang: Ah

Guo: This is an old-timer in Beijing's phonology circle

Zhang: I dare not be

Guo: a student in the first section of Beijing Quyi Troupe

Zhang: This is true

Guo: There are two newspapers, crosstalk and funny drums

Zhang: I have learned two things

Guo: It's quite generous

Zhang: the old routine

Guo: If you want an ear spoon, you can get it there

Zhang: Hehe

Guo: Later, Mr. Edlin, learn to sing funny drums

Zhang: Funny drums are a branch of Jingyun drums

Guo: Yes, they are lost now, and this is the only one.

Guo: These two disciples, one is called coriander, and the other is called mutton meatballs

Zhang: It's mutton and wax gourd, put some coriander aside

Guo: Me, My name is cook

Zhang: This cook can make mutton soup, right

Guo: Some people don't like cross talk

Zhang: Some people like cross talk

Zhang: Then why

Guo: This can't be forced

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Everyone has his own interests

Zhang.

Guo: find a deserted place, and be down-to-earth. In fact, the old man likes this.

Zhang: I'm also quiet.

Guo: It may have something to do with age.

Zhang: Right, right

Guo: At this age, he can't stand all this fuss and excitement.

Zhang: He can't stand it for a long time. But it's very difficult

Zhang: it's not easy to find this place either

Guo: where is the right place in Beijing?

Zhang: where is it?

Zhang: Capital Airport

Zhang: There are more people at the airport.

Guo: Don't be there.

Zhang, who didn't sell the evening paper, and

Guo, who didn't peddle it, didn't. Come up with me to a white table and have a chair.

Zhang, who sat there.

Guo, who supported a sun umbrella, had a cup of coffee and bought an Indian evening paper.

Zhang, who didn't understand it anyway.

Guo, do you know how to hold it? Look at

Zhang: Clean

Guo: The plane is up here

Zhang: Take off

Guo: The plane has fallen here

Zhang: Look at

Guo: Wow, a plane has also fallen here, heading for itself

Zhang: Yo-ho

Guo: Look. Here we are.

Zhang: Here we are.

Guo: Oh, you see, even the patent leather can be seen.

Zhang: Wow

Guo: Hey, ok, there's nothing to worry about.

Zhang: Yes, the skull was rubbed off, and it was knocked off by the landing gear.

Guo. There are people in the background who don't want to be like this.

Zhang: There are also greedy people.

Guo: For example, Mr. Wang Wenlin.

Zhang: Mr. Wang

Guo: Mr. Wang likes to travel around the mountains. What are these ancient temples, meditation halls? He likes to go to

Zhang: Oh

Guo: As soon as he enters the door, he thumps and bumps. Belief is allowed

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Of course, this is separate from superstition

Zhang: It's not the same as superstition

Guo: Religion and this fairy tale are two different things

Zhang: Yes

Guo: You and The Journey to the West, the list of gods, the three of them are rubbing together. It's wrong.

Zhang: That's not

Guo: Lao Zhang's family has this lesson.

Zhang: What happened to our family?

Guo: Mr. Zhang has a father.

Zhang: It's nothing new. Everyone has a father.

Guo: You're welcome.

Zhang: Who's welcome? That's right.

Guo: Mr. Zhang's father-

Zhang: My father.

Guo: Mr. Wang

Zhang: It's blocked. This is wrong.

Guo: You see, it's capricious. Look at

Zhang: My surname is Zhang, my father's surname is Wang, and my father is Mr. Zhang < Different in faith

Zhang: What does he believe in

Guo: Guan Erye in Thaksin's Three Kingdoms

Zhang: Guan Yunchang, Guan Gong

Guo: Guan Gong, believe in Guan Gong

Zhang: Hey,

Guo: The room is full of bronze statues and gold.

Zhang: What did my father say?

Guo: "Bah!"

Zhang: Don't nominate

Guo: "Here, take a sip of water first, then rinse your mouth."

Zhang: See if it's

Guo: Scared me (mouthwash, gouge out the ground)

Zhang: Don't be anonymous

Guo: "Why don't other immortals believe me?

Zhang: Yes, ask

Guo: "Give me this water!"

Zhang: gargle first, then talk

Guo: (gargle, swallow)

Zhang: Wow, don't swallow

Guo: (gargle again)

Zhang: rinse again, spit it out

Guo: (spray into the sky, use your hands. I have to rinse my mouth, and I have to rinse my mouth

Guo: I spit, and I spit

Zhang: My father's mouth is full of dirty words

Guo: Later, his father believed everything

Zhang: Later, Guo: There were no unbelievers

Zhang: I believed everything

Guo: Bodhisattva and Buddha. The stew was put aside, and his father closed his eyes. "Thank God for the stew."

Zhang: Christianity

Guo: "Who took it away for me?"

Zhang: well, why do you close your eyes after buying it?

Guo: It's all written in the Bible.

Zhang: What does the Bible say?

Guo: "When others close their eyes while eating stewed rice, you close your eyes again."

Zhang: Well, I'm afraid I'll lose it.

Guo: This matter, you. Everywhere I go, I am very pious. When I stroll to this Liulichang, I see the statue of Guanyin hanging there.

Zhang: Ah

Guo: His father went there, thumped and kowtowed.

Zhang: kowtowed

Guo: sent to the police station.

Zhang: How did kowtow make trouble?

Guo. Two feet tall

Zhang: Look

Guo: There is still water underground

Zhang: Ah

Guo: His father is kneeling there, banging his head

Zhang: pious

Guo: Put this golden Buddha in his pants when he leaves.

Zhang: even stealing from Buddha.

Guo: Very pious.

Zhang: This is still pious.

Guo: The house is full of Buddha statues everywhere, so I can only squat on the windowsill to enjoy them. Zhang: Well, look at our house. Guo: His old mother.

Zhang: The letter goes through

Zhang: It hurts people

Guo: It always hurts humanity

Zhang: That's right

Guo: That's * * * * Ah

Zhang: * * *, you can't believe this

Guo: Most old ladies believe this

Zhang: Not this

. Spend two dollars for one thing

Zhang: Look

Guo: You spend two dollars for one thing

Zhang: Yes

Guo: How much does it cost to weld

Zhang: Welding, crossing over

Guo: Crossing over, alas, entering evil influence

Zhang: Right < Run there and ask for incense ashes

Zhang: Look

Guo: Eat half a catty

Zhang: Have finished eating?

Guo: I can't handle it after eating.

Zhang: The stool is dry.

Guo: Yes, I have been holding it for more than a week and pulled out two plates of mosquito incense.

Zhang: My mother really pooped. Your image

Guo: Don't you understand the stage purification, inviting people to gossip and come back

Zhang: You here, your image

Guo: Later, the disease became more and more serious, and you didn't go to see a doctor

Zhang: What should I do? Guo: I ran through the road to ask, what should I do about my disease

Zhang: Beg. How can this be

Guo: ignorant

Zhang: Isn't this too confusing?

Guo: The old lady believed Zhang: What should I do?

Guo: But I'm also sad when I come back. I'm my own flesh and blood.

Zhang: Tell me who you stab and who you don't stab.

Guo: You stab no one. Alas! (Singing) It's late at night! (sharpening the knife)

Zhang: sharpening the knife

Guo: The crescent moon has come out. People say that the crescent moon looks like the old moon (pull out a hair, put it on the blade and blow it with your mouth)

Zhang: How fast!

Guo: (continuing to sharpen the knife) Yue Lao taught me to kill people with a knife.

Zhang: It's still grinding.

Guo: The broadsword is cut at the heads of the devils, hey! I still have to go

Zhang: I still have to stab

Guo: Everyone in the room is asleep

Zhang: Everyone is asleep

Guo: When the old lady came here, she lifted the curtain and stepped in

Zhang: Look who

Guo: Look who

Zhang: Look who <