Two articles are from "hiboyin Broadcasting Network". You can search for more things through Baidu's hiboyin broadcast network. I hope I can help you and wish you an ideal university.
The strong don't brag.
Rats, rabbits and cocks are the best. Let's brag together.
The mouse said, "I am the best." I once fought an elephant. I got into its nostrils and bit it until it cried out for mercy! " For me, elephants are not a problem, and there is nothing to be afraid of! "
The white rabbit said to the mouse, "the weight of your little bean is twenty times smaller than mine." How dare you show off here! " ! I have won three marathons and set a world record. Even the runner cheetah is afraid of my three points! "
The rooster said, "Shut up, all of you! As the saying goes,' the cock crows all over the world', the sun comes out according to my cry, and even humans listen to my command and get up and go to the ground according to my command, so Lao Tzu is the best in the world! "
They are bragging aimlessly, and there is a tiger lying in the grass beside them, as if asleep. After listening to their words, they closed their eyes and smiled. After a while, the tiger suddenly yawned and said involuntarily, "I'm so sleepy!" " "
Hearing this, the mouse, the white rabbit and the rooster all ran around. ...
The kitten is listening.
One day, the mother cat called the kitten and said, "You have grown up. You can't drink mom's milk after three days. You have to find something to eat yourself. " The kitten asked her mother in horror, "Mom, what should I eat?"
Mother cat said, "Mom can't say what food you want to eat at the moment. Just use the method left by our ancestors. These days, you are hiding on the roof, between beams and columns, in boxes, beside clay pots, and listening carefully to what people are saying. They will teach you by themselves. "
The first night, the kitten hid in the beam and eavesdropped. An adult said to the child, "Bao Xiao, put the fish and milk in the refrigerator. Kittens like fish and milk best. "
The next night, the kitten hid beside the clay pot and heard a woman say to the man, "Husband, do me a favor, hang sausages and bacon on the beams and close the chicken so that the kitten won't steal."
On the third night, the kitten hid on the roof and saw a woman nagging her child from the window: "Don't put away all the cheese, dental floss and fish." The kitten's nose is very smart, and you will have nothing to eat tomorrow. "
In this way, the kitten is happy every day. He went home and said to his mother, "Mom, as you said, as long as I keep listening, someone will teach me what to eat every day."
By listening to other people's conversations and learning life skills, the kitten finally became a big cat with agile body and developed muscles. It later had children and taught them.