There is also a good friend, Mr. Feng, who walks for a while and lifts his legs for a while. According to him, he was drunk at that time, and when he saw the originally flat road with potholes, he went up the mountain for a while and down the mountain for a while. Sometimes when I am tired of going out, I take out my mobile phone and complain about municipal projects, and let the mayor answer the phone himself and accept his criticism. Strangely, I always call 1 14. I asked him why you didn't call 1 10? This guy said, "I'm drunk."
There is also a good friend, Mr. Ding, who is too drunk to tell day from night. If someone happens to have a drink with him at midnight, it is impossible to leave. If the restaurant owner comes and says, "Guys, it's getting late, wait for me?" Mr. Ding will be very unhappy and point to the dark night. "It's still on. What's late? ! "。 Ding Furen warned him to pay attention to drinking at night. When he saw it was still bright, he drank too much. But the problem is that Mr. Ding always thinks it's not dawn, so why did he start drinking too much? Later, Mr. Feng helped Mrs. Ding think of a way. Mr. Ding wanted to go out for a drink at night, so he forced him to hang a pair of sunglasses around his neck. When he was getting drunk, someone put it on him.
After drinking a mouthful of wine, Mr. Ding looked up at the stars and shouted "What a big sun". His bosom friend got up and hung up his glasses. If he is really drunk, Mr. Ding puts on sunglasses and wakes up "It's dark, go home", but he can't see the road clearly at night. Sometimes Mr. Feng has to send Mr. Ding back to see the street in the middle of the night. Mr. Feng carefully helped Mr. Ding to walk on the road. Remind Mr. Ding to pay attention to "uphill, uphill, leg lift, alas, downhill, bend over", which is not lively, and Mr. Wang cares later. "You two go in the middle!"
After drinking wine, there are all kinds of wonderful things. Even if a serious person drinks a few more cups, his temperament is full. Some people are amiable when they are drunk, some people are disgusting when they are drunk, some people give money, some people collect debts, some people cry, some people laugh, some people sing, some people dance and some people jump into the river. ...
All kinds of drunkenness, full of wine and food. If I have to sum it up in the simplest sentence, I think of that sentence: always drunk, the most temperament.
I heard these eight words from Mr. Fu Ershi. According to him, the easiest way for laymen to look at Mr. Bao Shi's paintings and distinguish between high and low is to look at his autograph. It is Mr. Bao Shi's masterpiece to have the stamp of "often drunk". The host is addicted to alcohol and often shakes his hair when he is drunk. When he wakes up, he can see a surprise gift. From then on, he wrote this chapter that he was often drunk. Only in his works that he was very satisfied with, he was willing to use this chapter and left this sentence: "It is common to be drunk." From this, I learned a good lesson. When I meet Mr. Bao Shi's painting, I will see if there is this chapter. If there is no stamp, I will applaud hard. If there are no chapters, I will hesitate to ponder "it seems not enough", and I can always cover up the ugliness in front of experts for a while.
Mr. Bao Shi is often drunk, as confirmed by his predecessors. For example, Wang Xizhi's Preface to the Lanting Pavilion is also drunk. It is said that when Wang Xizhi was drunk, he wrote 28 lines and 324 words on silkworm paper with a mustache. After waking up, he praised him again and again. He praised him in his own words and just kowtowed to himself in the mirror. Wang Xizhi rewrote it several times later, but failed to regain the charm at that time. He sighed, "If this God helps you, how can I achieve it?" Who is the deity mentioned by Xihe? Without him, there is wine! People who drink think that if this "best running script in the world" falls into a joke, it is also very appropriate for Xihe and wine.
Wang Xizhi regarded the Preface to the Lanting Pavilion as a treasure handed down from generation to generation, but when it reached the seventh generation of kings, this monk became a monk in Yongxin Temple in Huzhou, and his dharma name was Zhiyong. After Zhi Yonghe didn't, he gave the Preface to Lanting Collection to his apprentice, who lost his treasure in yunmen temple, Shaoxing. Legend has it that it was cheated by the advisor Xiao Yi. Anyway, it got to Li Shimin and was buried with him.
All we can see now are replicas. Yu Shinan, Chu Suiliang and Feng Chengsu are all copies of the Tang Dynasty. There is evidence that Emperor Taizong asked the three men to copy the original works. Among them, Feng Chengsu used the cross-filling method, that is, painting the frame first, and then refill kit. It seems that Mr. Feng didn't write it, but painted it, trying to be realistic. It is handwritten, so it is closest to the original, and it is called "Dragon Book". After the Tang dynasty, the author of the copy must have never seen the original, so the copy of later generations is the copy of the copy. It is said that a good copy is not allowed to be original, and the experts made it very clear. Unfortunately, I am an amateur, as impatient as watching a remake of a movie. Hearing the copy, I instinctively have a critical spirit. Who said we were amateurs?
Although I am a layman and occasionally arty, I really didn't appreciate calligraphy when I was young. For example, if you can't read, but want to read a book, others say it's good, but you can't read it, which is both anxious and painful. Some people say that if you want to understand calligraphy, you must learn to write. You study and practice really hard. After three years, you will understand the beauty of the Preface to Lanting. In five years, you will know the brilliance of Su Huang Camouflage. This view, the small temple has not yet agreed.
If this view holds, then the art of calligraphy is actually the art of calligraphers! It feels like saying that if you want to read, you have to learn to write. In fact, I am just eager to read, and learning to read is enough. I'm just an ordinary person, I have no time or interest to practice, and I don't want to be an artist. All I want is to learn to appreciate, but sadly, if I was a child, whenever I was interested in an art form, the teacher always asked me to practice from the basic skills. I just felt its beauty, but you urged me to master it.
The world is so big that it is impossible to learn everything. Only those who study calligraphy can understand calligraphy, and those who study music can understand music. Isn't that a boring world? I have always believed that learning to appreciate art is more important than mastering artistic skills and has universal value. But now it seems that learning skills is easy, but learning appreciation is difficult. There are all kinds of trainings in the city, but no appreciation class has been found. Therefore, most people who don't practice calligraphy can only evaluate the value by marking the price. Whether a work is good or not depends on how much it costs. This is a common psychology, and so are many drinkers. They don't have time to explore what wine is, but simply measure quality by price. High price is good. Therefore, wine merchants seized this mentality and tried their best to sell high. What used to be simple has become more and more complicated and mysterious.
Nowadays, high-end wine is hard to sell, and wine merchants are lamenting the reasons for anti-corruption. As a common people, I think corruption is an ugly devil and anti-corruption is a good thing. But anti-corruption caused the depression of high-end wine, which means that high-end wine is a parasite of corruption. In fact, it is not necessarily entirely because of anti-corruption. The price of wine, like the house price, has been rising. At a certain time, the collapse is only a matter of time, so anti-corruption is only the fuse. The more we talk, the farther we go. Let me talk about calligraphy again.
Although the calligraphy is good, I am not allowed to enter the door. I have been worried for many years. Post (read here) don't buy less, just don't read. Sunny stickers when it snows, stickers during Mid-Autumn Festival, stickers far from home, self-described stickers, stickers posted on the terrace, etc. These are at least smooth in shape and can be studied in your hand. But I accidentally turned to Su Dongpo's river stickers and cold food stickers, and I was immediately depressed. It is extremely ugly and twisted. What's so good about it? Anxiety and pain!
There is a Mr. Liang in the town who loves drinking and calligraphy. When I visited a school in a small town, I met Mr. Liang, an errand boy, and chatted with him about the words "Wan Ren on the palace wall". Wherever there is a Confucius Temple, there is this side in front of the main gate, and the words "Wan Ren on the Palace Wall" are written on it. Only when the local champion comes out can the wall be torn down and the champion can go in through the main entrance to worship the Lord. See if there is this wall in a local Confucius temple, and you will know whether there has been a champion in the local area.
Wan Ren, the palace wall, has never won the highest prize in a small town in northern Anhui. Mr. Liang pointed to the wall-to-wall talks, from allusions to calligraphy, so as to talk about writing, practice and ideas. I didn't listen to most of the front part, but the "view" at the back left a meaning. It turns out that there are tricks to appreciate calligraphy. According to Teacher Liang's teaching, you should "move your eyes", use your eyes as a pen, and follow the words in the post one by one. Imagine that the author is writing and you are watching from the back. This reminds me of a movie "Chou-heung in Tang Bohu Hall", in which the most impressive scene is that Washington wrote a deed of sale to Tang Yin, and the picture is a pen walking on paper, which is pleasing to the eye.
That night, the dragon book was hung on the powder wall. After three drinks, look carefully. Take the eye as the pen, and the heart moves with the pen. After watching it twice, I felt sleepy and fell asleep. After the first reward, I was defeated. Sex is stupid, what can I do!
Although the reward failed, it cured my insomnia, and I went to bed early and got up early, feeling refreshed. Since then, I have posted wine every night and watched it several times. My heart is meditation, and I sleep soundly, which is great. After so many months, the dragon paste made me clear. I can walk on it several times with my eyes closed, and gradually I feel the taste. Every time I go to heaven, I feel that I have had a few drinks and even have the urge to write a few strokes. But since then, insomnia has become more serious, lamenting that calligraphy is not resistant to drugs.
This method of reading stickers can also be tried by drinkers. Look at your favorite sticker. It's very interesting. For example, in the autumn afternoon, drinking a few cups of old wine, or lying on your back by the river or on the grass, looking at the clear Wan Li, writing with your heart and splashing ink on the blue sky and white clouds is very edifying. Best of all, people only see you drunk and still laughing. I never thought that ordinary people were pretending to be thirteen, so I pretended to go and see it myself.
But some stickers are not suitable for careful reading after drinking. For example, Yan Zhenqing's "Sacrificing a Nephew" is full of grief and indignation, which is really heartbreaking. The second running script in the world is by no means a hollow reputation. If you are a little unhappy or feel a little wronged, you will be angry when you see this. Or you can't stop crying when you read your mind. In short, people who drink should be careful and remember.
The small temple benefited a lot under the guidance of Teacher Liang. Often drunk and bored, hanging a post casually is a half-day leisure, or a good dream. Although Mr. Liang taught him, Mr. Liang himself was drunk but didn't read the post. He has his own fun. When drinking with Mr. Liang, he always finds an excuse to hook up his arrogant means and tactfully reminds you to let him show his majestic posture. If you don't respond, force him to impose: "I'll play a trick on you." This sentence is mostly the conclusion of the feast, but it shows that the "cup rack" and "stumbling" have begun.
Drunk Eight Immortals is drunken boxing. When Mr. Liang was a teenager, he wanted to see an expert. Learning this boxing is the proudest thing in his life. He often likes to show off when he is drunk and enjoys it. Drunk Eight Immortals' moves are mostly tumbling, which is very similar to lying boxing. I saw Mr. Liang squatting or lying down, tossing and turning, occasionally taking a nap to explain in detail, for fear that the audience could not see the beauty. It takes half an hour for a set of boxing to die, so the quality of boxing is put aside. Unfortunately, he has a clean suit. If the wine is just right and I have finished sweating, I will go to the bathhouse for an afternoon and wash my clothes by the way. This is a happy day. But once in a while, I get drunk with one punch. It is not uncommon that I fell asleep after only a few strokes.
Some experts saw Mr. Liang's drunken fist, and commented that it was a gesture of ostentation, which meant it was useless. In traditional martial arts, boxing is just an exercise, which has nothing to do with actual combat. Fighting skills have their own styles. For example, this drunken eight immortals, no matter how he practices routines, will be beaten if he doesn't learn how to play. The traditional martial arts spirit is broad, and the small temple dare not talk nonsense. It can only be said that the sports Wushu advocated today is far from the traditional Wushu, which can be said to be irrelevant.
Jet Li has a movie called Hero of Jason Wu, in which there is a dialogue that explains the difference between the two briefly. Zhen Chen thinks that the highest state is to knock down opponents as soon as possible, while Kazuo Kawasaki says that the highest state is to raise one's potential to the extreme. It sounds that Sichuan and Vietnam's prose is very clever, and it concisely expounds the spirit of sports martial arts, which means sublime to philosophy, but in fact, Zhen Chen is more real, which is the essence of traditional martial arts. Wushu is a kind of fighting skill, not a sport. Its ultimate goal is to knock down opponents without any additional conditions. Mr. Liang practiced Drunk Eight Immortals. What he explained in his mouth was that this kick should be in the shade and that punch should be in the throat. All the tricks are based on life, so according to the requirements of sports martial arts, they are all means of abuse. If he rises to the height of martial arts, then he is practicing drunken eight immortals. Maybe Mr. Liang met someone with bad luck when he was a teenager, and all he learned was tricky.
Spring grass withers, autumn wind surges, autumn wind stops, and spring grass grows. Continue the billiard hall at the front edge, the piano sounds and the hills are flat. Times have developed everything and lost everything. History can be dressed up at will, culture can be castrated at will, and traditional things have changed from the inside out. It's hard to see the true colors without rummaging through piles of old paper.
True colors are not hard to find, but the found true colors are not necessarily beautiful. Just like you pour a glass of original wine to a drinker, he may not like it. He felt that the taste was bad, because he was used to walking at night, because it was different from his personal experience. Suddenly, he came to broad daylight, but his eyes were dark. In fact, letting him walk at night is also a happy life. Have to understand that things are not necessarily happy.
Mr. Jiang, a drinking buddy, studied Buddhism. Every time he gets a little drunk, he leaves the table, sits in a leisurely chair not far away, closes his eyes slightly and mumbles the scriptures. People don't pretend to be superior just because they are on a whim. It has been like this for many years, and everyone is normal. Unfortunately, I met a serious Mr. Xia at a banquet.
This Mr. Xia likes reading and writing, and often becomes a teacher when he is drunk. When he saw Mr. Jiang leave the lecture, he also went to listen. About two or three minutes later, Mr. Xia patted Mr. Jiang on the shoulder and said loudly, You are mistaken. Not only teacher Jiang, but also the drinking friends at the same table were shocked. How can you mispronounce a classic that you have studied for many years? Not satisfied, let alone Mr. Jiang, even the onlookers are not satisfied.
Mr. Xia is really not grandstanding. People have a way and have carefully explained it. Mr. Jiang repeatedly recited the mantra in the Heart Sutra, "Expose the truth, Poirot reveals the truth ..." There are fourteen words in all. According to teacher Jiang's pronunciation, it is "Ji Jiang Di Ji Jiang Di ...", and Xia Feng's correct pronunciation is "You should bring it ...". Not only did he correct the pronunciation, but Mr. Xia also explained the source. It turns out that the Heart Sutra was introduced in the prosperous Tang Dynasty, and Sanskrit mantras were transliterated in the official language at that time, but the official language at that time was not the current Mandarin, so it cannot be read according to the current Mandarin. What was Mandarin like at that time? It is close to the dialect in Jiangsu and Zhejiang today. For example, the word "Jie" is homophone with "Jie", which is pronounced as "ShangGai" in Jiangsu and Zhejiang accents, so "Jie" should be pronounced as "Gai" instead of "Jie".
Mr. Xia started from this, from language to region, from nation to culture, and talked about it. Often when you are drunk, you can best see your temperament. Mr. Xia is a good teacher after drinking, and Mr. Jiang is ashamed to be around. Mr. Jiang is just a businessman. Although he studied Buddhism, he didn't learn from it. He goes to the temple to burn incense in every mountain, but I don't know why. He got a book and fell in love with it. No one points out that natural science is not perfect. Of course, he never asks anyone for advice.
What can you do if you read it wrong? As long as the Buddha is in the heart, wine and meat can pass through the intestines, not to mention the pronunciation of spells. Mr. Xia was unkind and directly hit others in the face. I really think it's okay to die after hearing the news, but that's not necessarily true. Mr. Xia talked and laughed after drinking, and Mr. Jiang woke up ashamed for half his life. Why come? ! I am used to walking at night, which is also a happy journey. My life has passed by in a hurry and I am carefree.
Life begins with literacy, but it is hard to be confused.
What a painful understanding! Very good, very good!