Dare to treat and speak calligraphy.

[Tang] Wang Weifu gave birth to Painting Classics.

? Paying attention to hygiene is a good habit, while excessiveness is a disease with an elegant name-cleanliness.

Let's take a look at some wonderful and neat ancients ~

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Wang Wei, a landscape poet in Tang Dynasty, was called "Shi Fo". His poems are ethereal and clear, and so is his life.

Wang Wei couldn't tolerate a trace of dust at home, so he specially prepared a dozen brooms to sweep the floor.

Wang has done a good job, and it is estimated that the house area is not small. In order to meet the daily cleaning needs, the family also specially raised two slaves to tie brooms.

He should have heard of the sixth ancestor Hui Neng:

Bodhi trees have no trees, and the mirror platform is not a platform.

Nothing. Where's the dust?

It seems that I haven't practiced enough.

Wang Wei's youth is an out-and-out little fresh meat, and he had an ambiguous relationship with Princess Yu Zhen, the sister of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. After Wang Wei got married, they broke off their relationship.

Even after Wang Wei lost his wife in middle age, Princess Yu Zhen never looked for him again. Wang Wei lived alone for more than 20 years until his death.

It is worth mentioning that Li Bai, who was born in the same year as Wang Wei and almost died in the same year, has never been in contact with Wang Wei for life. It is estimated that the heroic Li Bai doesn't like such a melodramatic Wang Wei.

"Wang Weiju rim sichuan, dusty, there are more than a dozen brooms in the sweep. Specializing in making two brooms, sometimes not giving them. "

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Wang Siwei, a native of Southern Dynasties, is not knowledgeable, but he has a long-standing reputation for incorruptibility.

At that time, there were no disposable gloves, and the servant had to wrap his fingers in white paper to serve him to change clothes. At this time, it was only 300 years since Cai Lun improved papermaking in the Eastern Han Dynasty. If he can destroy paper like this, maybe his family is mining.

A wild dog peed on his doorpost, and Wang Siwei soon had it washed. I still feel sick after washing, and I was scratched with a knife. He was still unhappy after shaving, so he simply changed another one.

"Wang Siwei is so clean, clothes are everywhere, and fingers are wrapped in white paper. There is a dog polluting the house at home. I think I will let my students wash it, but I still have to scratch it. It is not enough to say anything, so I will make it simple. "

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Zong Bing, a contemporary of Wang Siwei, is not only a master of landscape painting, but also a pervert who leads an honest and clean life without friends.

Zong Bing, a native of Nanyang, Henan Province, was indifferent to fame and fortune, and repeatedly rejected the imperial court. His greatest hobby is traveling.

He has traveled to famous mountains and rivers for more than 30 years, leaving a monograph "Preface to Painting Mountains and Rivers".

Zong Bing had a guest at home. Before he left, he couldn't wait to clean the chair where the guest had sat. After tossing and turning, it is estimated that the guests turned green after seeing it.

It is not difficult to understand why he wants to travel far away. Is it difficult for such a clean person without friends to stay at home without going out?

"Zong Bing's sexual purity was created by the guests and never left home, so he had to wipe the mat and wash the bed."

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In the Southern Dynasties, Liu Cheng, the magistrate of Sui 'an County, lost his post because of his cleanliness.

Sui' an no longer exists. Xin 'an River was cut off, and the original ancient city was submerged in Qiandao Lake, Chun 'an County, Hangzhou City, Zhejiang Province.

When Liu Cheng was appointed as the magistrate of Sui 'an County, he launched a campaign to clear the city with great fanfare. He stipulated that weeds should not grow in the streets, and all ponds should be cleaned regularly, so as not to produce sewage and pests.

The people couldn't stand such tyranny, and they jointly sued him.

Liu Cheng is not a good official, but he has a good heart. With his own medical skills, he went home and opened a clinic. His descendants were all very clever, and later he developed into a medical family.

This is a talent who has been misplaced. If it were now, he would definitely make a difference in Chuangcheng Office.

"Sui An made Liu Cheng clean, and swept through Guo Yi in the county. There was no grass on the road, and there were many dirty insects in the water, which made the people unbearable. "

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Wang Anshi, a famous figure in the Northern Song Dynasty, is a famous slacker. He is busy with government affairs all day, without taking a bath or washing his face. His body smelled disgusting for a long time.

On one occasion, Song Shenzong summoned him to discuss political reform, and Wang Anshi made his mouth water.

Song Shenzong recognized God. He stared at a louse crawling out of Wang Anshi's neckline and watched it climb from face to beard. He couldn't help laughing.

His wife and cousin Wu Qiong are a totally clean woman.

After Wang Anshi retired, there was a rattan bed borrowed from yamen at home. Mrs. Wang wants to keep it for herself. How can Wang Anshi, who has been clean all his life, agree?

The two men argued unsuccessfully. Wang Anshi pedaled barefoot on the bed. As soon as Mrs. Wang saw it, she quickly let people return it.

Mrs. Wang sewed clothes for her eldest son-in-law, and saw a cat lying beside the rag. She suspected that the cloth had been pulled by the cat, so she piled it in the bathroom and let it rot and never gave it away again.

Wang Anshi never married a concubine in his life. And Wu Qiong had two sons and two daughters. It's really hard for her to have four children for such a person.

"Madam, wu, very clean, and the public. From the public to Jiangning to beg for private property, there is an official rattan bed, which Wu has not returned. The official came to ask for it and didn't dare to speak. Go straight to bed for a long time. Wu saw it and gave it back. I also tried to give my niece a dress for my eldest daughter. Suddenly there was a cat lying next to me, and my wife left her clothes under the bathroom to rot, but she didn't talk to anyone. "

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Mi Fei, one of the four great calligraphers in the Northern Song Dynasty, used to wash his hands before meals, but his way of washing his hands was unprecedented.

Miffy washed her hands with a special bucket, and the servant poured it down from the top with a long handle in his hand to avoid the accumulation of sewage. After washing, he didn't dry it with a towel, but kept clapping his hands until the water came out.

After the guests at home left, he had to wash the tables and chairs before he felt at ease.

Mi Fei used to be the doctor in charge of the royal sacrifice ceremony.

He suspected that the sacrificial clothing had been worn, so he took it home and washed it constantly, washing off all the moire patterns on it, which was punished by the court.

Song Huizong gave Mi Fei an inkstone, which Mi Fei never showed easily after he got the treasure.

Zhou Ren, a good friend, wants to take it for himself, so let Mifei take it out. While Mi Fei was not looking, Zhou Ren cooked it and spit it in the inkstone, and then used it to grind ink.

Mifei looked at it and quickly exclaimed: "Take it, take it!"

Zhou Ren cooked it.

When Miffy's daughter reached marriageable age, all the suitors were rejected by him. Finally, I attracted a young man named Duan Fu, because his name was brushed, his handwriting was dusted and his name was clean. It was right to choose him as a son-in-law.

"M yuan zhang have cleanliness. When washing hands, he made buckets and long handles out of silver, and let his slaves hold water with their hands, which was called "buckets". I have patted my hand dry, so I don't need a towel to wipe it. If the guest is Bird, he will sit on the sofa when he goes. Towels and hats are not washed regularly. It would be disgusting if the boots were held by others. Because of repeated washing, I can't wear it. "

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In the Yuan Dynasty, there was a famous man named Zhang Chunfu. When drinking with someone, he must drink it clean, wipe the cup with a towel and hand it to the other person.

He never borrows other people's hands in his daily diet, and even he only uses the bucket in front to carry water, because he is worried that he will fart halfway and the polluted air will pollute the bucket in the back.

At the same time, he is also an obsessive-compulsive disorder patient. The firewood he burns should be cut into a foot and the onions he eats should be cut into an inch.

Such a picky person is not good for people or things.

One day, when Zhang Qun's father was washing his feet, he met his good friends Liu Shizhong and Fang to visit him. Changchun's father hurried out barefoot and said, "I just have something good for you!" " .

Then he took out four big peaches from the bedroom, washed two with foot washing water and gave them.

Liu Shizhong and Wen Zi looked at each other and said with one voice, "Wash and eat by yourself. Don't harm us with the allusion of killing three scholars with two peaches! "

Say that finish, they ran to the bedroom, each holding a peach, laughing.

Both of them are Japanese!

"Chang Chun's father has cleanliness. If you drink with others, you will want to do so. Wipe the Jue with a towel and give it to you, then you will be happy and drink it yourself. Most of the dishes are hand-made, only the water is drunk in the front bucket, the salary should be measured, and the onions should be inches. One day, Liu Shizhong and Wen Zi met, which was worthwhile. Hearing the arrival of these two people, they stopped washing and greeted them, saying, "It's suitable for a good guest. "So he took four peaches and put them on the table, washed two peaches in the foot bath and held two. Zi Fang and Shi Zhongyun said, "Those who wash in public will enjoy it themselves. Do not defile three scholars with two peaches. "Take one from each box and laugh."

Statue of Ni Zan

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Ni Zan, a painter in the late Yuan Dynasty and early Ming Dynasty, was very neat.

Ni Zan has a special toilet, which is an attic made of fragrant wood.

The cesspit is full of delicate goose feathers, and when the stool falls, it is covered with goose feathers without any smell.

Ni Zan has an eccentric personality. The plane tree in his yard was washed with water sooner or later, and then the tree was washed to death.

A friend stayed at his house all night and coughed in the middle of the night.

Ni Zan didn't fall asleep until dawn. As soon as the guests left, he asked the servant to find out where the phlegm was. The servant searched for a long time but couldn't find it, but he was afraid it would be bad to have a job. He picked a leaf and gave it to him. Ni Zan told him to send it three or four miles away and throw it away.

Ni Zan took a fancy to a geisha named Zhao and took her home.

Worried that she was not clean, let her take a bath first, and then the geisha went to bed. Ni Zan smelled her feet from the beginning, but she still felt unclean. Let her wash it again. It's dawn several times. Ni Zan lost interest and asked her to go home.

Ni Zan offended Zhu Yuanzhang in his later years and was thrown into the prison. In this case, he didn't change his true colors.

When the jailer brought him food, he insisted that the jailer raise the tray above his head. The jailer asked him why, and he said, "I'm afraid your spit will spray into the food!" " "

The jailer was furious and deliberately locked him by the toilet to disgust him.

Shortly after his release from prison, Ni Zan suffered from dysentery. Before he died, he was all over. He who lives a clean life dies dirty.

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Shao Mi, a painter and calligrapher in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties, is an eccentric person, just like Ni Zan.

In addition to painting, Shao Mi kept washing, brushing, washing desks, washing inkstones, and even washing the ground several times with water before she could gain a foothold. Therefore, all the servants in his family secretly scolded him.

He made many rules for his family. You can't touch this and that, even your own children are not close to him.

Shao Mi's obsessive-compulsive disorder is unique. He stipulated that clothes should not be wrinkled, and if they are wrinkled, they should not be worn out. In those days when there was no electric iron or ironing machine, such a request was so abnormal that even his daughter-in-law could not stand it and called him crazy.