Characters Wu Wen: The principal of the comedy school.
Dabao, Xiaobao, Bald Qiang, Big Big Wolf, Pleasant Goat, Spider-Man: Comedy School Students.
Dear classmates, principal, happy holidays! I am the principal of a comedy school. Today is Children's Day. First of all, I wish all the boys, girls, older children, and children in the school a happy holiday! I didn’t come empty-handed today, I brought you a couplet...
Dabao (wearing his sun hat crookedly, bowing to the principal) Thank you, principal! We celebrate the holidays and you give out lucky money?
Xiaobao (with the brim of his sunhat facing backwards) Principal, are you giving out RMB or US dollars?
Principal Dabao, Xiaobao, wrong, wrong! I brought a couplet.
Dabao and Xiaobao are pairs, but our Dabao and Xiaobao are good at it. (Facing the audience) Dear audience friends, let us brothers show it to you, okay?
Where is the applause, Xiaobao? The applause is ringing! More applause!
Hello Dabao. I'll start with the first couplet - Dabao sings out of tune.
My second line to Xiaobao: Xiaobao is second to last.
Dabao, I will write the first couplet again - Dabao's writing is crooked.
Xiaobao's second line is - Xiaobao's calligraphy is the most sloppy.
Dabao continued to listen to the first couplet - Dabao was wearing glasses.
Xiaobao Xiaobao has poor eyesight.
Dabao is too simple. Now I’m going to do something a little more difficult—occasionally intimate.
Xiaobao often fights and makes noises.
Principal Dabao, don’t be idle, add a horizontal comment to our couple’s couplet——
Principal (makes head-scratching gesture, then suddenly clapped his hands) The horizontal comment is: A pair of living treasures .
Principal Xiaobao, you are so talented! My grandma praises me like this every day!