Introduction: Fun also requires wisdom. Couples with vulgar taste are disgusting. Here are the fun couplets I collected. I hope it will be helpful to everyone!
Xiankanmenzhong Wood
When I think about it, there is little water and sand in the field
It is made of earth embankment
Silkworms are insects in the world
Hong is the river Birds on the edge trample three stones of Lei Bridge
Divide the way out on two mountains
Freezing rain falls on people at two points to the east and three points to the west
Cut up and divide the passengers. The mouth of the sword in the world is aimed at swallowing me
The king among men and the king in the border want to be in charge
If you can’t see at a glance, it will break into two pieces
Cut this off with the twenty-headed head The body deserves eight swords, Feng tame three horses, Feng tame five horses, and the princes
There are people in Yi and Yin, no one, Yi Yin, one Yuan Zai
The bead curtain hanging on the wall is the Wang family curtain. Zhujia Lian
When a child is born in the middle of the night, I will take care of his child. It is the time of the year, the time of the year, the wonderful girl of the Ni family.
Zhuge, the great speaker
The ancient tree withered. Cheng Chai
A good girl is a good girl but a wonderful man cannot become a Buddha if he was once a monk
A woman is humble enough to be a maid but can also be called a slave
Three women are raped and two women are raped They all start from one girl
The five little umbrella figures rely on adults to cover them all. They are thinking about their country, home and country
They have eight eyes to appreciate the wind, the moon and the fragrance of autumn.
The sun is in the east and the moon is in the west sky, forming a bright character
The son is on the right and the daughter is on the left. The world is equipped with the word "dinghao". Qiao is naturally delicate and deeply hates rouge and glue faces
Stopping the fight is the front of Wu He Lao's copper and iron darts
The monks in the bamboo temple returned to worship the four-dimensional Arhat with both hands
The wooden door can be reached at the two mountains with large and small peaks and the four-dimensional Roman Luoluo. Riding on a Luo and riding on a Luo
The speaker is a pig, a pig is in front of the pig and a pig is behind the pigs
An inch of land is a temple, and beside the temple is a temple,
Poetry Said: The bright moon sends the monk back to the ancient temple.
Two trees form a forest, and there is a prohibition under the forest.
The prohibition says: an ax weighs a pound and enters the forest in time. The word "Jing" is three days, and there will be days when there will be no days.
Day after day, there will be thirty-six thousand days in a hundred years.
When reading the word "Taste", you should open your mouth and keep your mouth open.
Mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, etc., should be opened and mouthed, and I urge you to drink more wine.
The sun and the moon are bright and the morning is dusk, and the mountain breeze is rising.
The skin of the stone is still strong even if it is broken, and the ancient trees are withered and will not die.
Why should a person come? Thousands of miles away, his thoughts are like this.
Forever saying that he chants the Yellow Crane, the soldier’s ambition is still there. The wonderful person, the girl from the Ni family
The great talker Zhuge Yiren
The wonderful person, the girl from the Ni family
The golden boy standing in Zhongshan Temple) The ancient wood withered in front of the rock. , this wood is firewood
The woman in the long scarf tent is good, the girl is even better!
The wonderful girl from the Ni family
The warrior is determined to stop the war and uses his long bow
Riding a strange horse
Fighting alone
Marrying a daughter-in-law
Being pregnant with a son
Giving birth to a boy is called a nephew
p>1. Wang Xizhi, the great calligrapher of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, liked to call door couplets, but they would be stolen every time he posted them. One New Year's Eve, he came up with a wonderful way to prevent "thieves": he posted something like this on the door couplets. A couplet:
Unparalleled blessings come
Misfortune never comes alone
When those who stole the couplet came to the Wang residence and saw it, they all shook their heads and left. In the early morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, Wang Xizhi continued three characters at the end of the upper and lower couplets, thus forming a masterpiece with a completely new meaning:
Unparalleled blessings have come to this day
Misfortunes do not come alone last night
The "ability" of this legend is obviously not credible - because the first Spring Festival couplets did not appear until the Five Dynasties. But the story is very interesting and the couplets are also artistic and well worth a visit.
2. Wang Yucheng, a writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, came from a poor family when he was young. He often helped his adults grind noodles after school. When he was 12 years old, a master ordered him to make a couplet with the theme of grinding noodles. Wang Yuchen said:
But take the right heart
There is no need to worry about it now
During a banquet hosted by the local governor, he impromptuly responded with the following sentence:
A parrot can speak but it is as difficult as a phoenix
All the guests could not answer the question, and the news spread the next day. After Wang Yuchen found out, he immediately responded with the following sentence:
Although spiders are not as clever as silkworms
3. Lu Mengzheng, a native of the Song Dynasty, was indignant at the serious inequality between rich and poor at that time. During the Spring Festival one year, a poor man asked him to write a Spring Festival couplet for him. Lu wrote:
Two, three, four, five
Six, seven, eighty-nine
Horizontal Er: North and South
After the Spring Festival couplets were posted, they attracted countless people to watch. Everyone first thought it was "weird" and then called it "wonderful". The beauty of this couplet lies in its "meaning of connecting with others": the first couplet lacks "one" and the second couplet lacks "ten", which is the homophony of "lack of food and clothing": the horizontal comment of "north and south" means "nothing" ". The author uses unique rhetorical techniques to describe the embarrassment of poor people's existence.
4. Yan Shu, a poet from the Song Dynasty, was taking a rest in the Daming Temple when passing by Yangzhou. He accidentally saw a very good poem written on the wall. After asking, he found out that the author was a local Wang Qi, so he asked Wang Qi to Come and have a meal together. After dinner, the two of them took a walk by the pond. It was the end of spring when everything was falling red. Yan Shu said: "Sometimes I think of a good sentence. For example, I once said this: 'There is no choice but the flowers fall.' "Come out of the second couplet." Wang Qi responded: "It seems like Yan is coming back." Soon, this couplet was written into his poem "Huanxisha? A New Word for a Cup of Wine", and it became an eternal famous line.
5. Kou Zhun, the famous prime minister of the Northern Song Dynasty, was traveling in the countryside with his friends. He took advantage of the scene and uttered a sentence to ask for answers:
The moon under the water is the moon in the sky
Friends have no idea The sentence was answered correctly, and Yang Danian arrived just in time and said to him:
The person in your eyes is the person in front of you
All the friends cheered in unison.
6. Liu Gong’s father from the Song Dynasty was good at pairing, and Wang Anshi came up with a sentence to test it:
Three Dynasties of Xia, Shang and Zhou
Liu Dui said:
Four Poems: Ode to Elegance
Wang Anshi clapped his hands and applauded: "This is a perfect match made by heaven and earth!" The beauty of the couplet is that "Four Poems" summarize the "Ode to Elegance": because of the word "elegance" in the Book of Songs Poetry can be divided into "Daya" and "Xiaoya", which together with "wind" and "song" form the "four poems".
7. Mei Yaochen is famous for his poems, but he has been up and down for thirty years and cannot be reused. In his later years, he was invited by Ouyang Xiu to participate in the compilation of "Book of Tang". After completing the manuscript, Mei died of illness before it was submitted to the emperor. The scholar-bureaucrats all lamented. When Mei Yaochen was ordered to compile the "Book of Tang Dynasty" before, he once said to his wife Diao:
My editing of books can also be said to be like a hozen entering a cloth bag
Diao smiled and said:
A king is like an official, so how is it different from a catfish on a bamboo pole?
Although it is a daily conversation between husband and wife, it forms a natural connection, and everyone who hears it says it is a good couple.
8. Su Shi (named Dongpo) and Huang Tingjian were playing chess under the pine tree. A gust of wind blew and the pine nuts fell off the chessboard. Dongpo immediately said:
Playing chess under the pine tree, the pine nuts follow each other. The chess piece fell
Huang Tingjian said to him:
When fishing by a willow, the willow silk is often hung with the fishing line
9. Su Shi has always been proud of his talent, and Prime Minister Wang Anshi valued Su's talent and learning. But he felt that his arrogance should be killed. One year, there was the beginning of spring in both the first month and the twelfth month of the year, and there was a leap month in August. Wang Anshi wrote a couplet on this topic, asking Su Shi to answer correctly:
One year old, two springs and two eight months, there are two springs and autumns in the world
Su Shi thought hard for many days, but finally could not explain it. It was not until hundreds of years later that an unknown person reluctantly wrote the second couplet (wide couplet):
Sixty-sixty-year-olds will be around again, and they will meet again in the world
10. One day, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian came to visit. When Huang arrived at the door, Su hurriedly went out to greet him, and the two started chatting under the willow tree next to the door.
Su Xiaomei, who was catching lice in front of the window, saw this scene and jokingly said:
Brother invites Shuangyue outside the door
Su Dongpo smiled and said:
Little sister Catching Banfeng in front of the window
Note: "Shuangyue" refers to "friend", and "Banfeng" ("wind" in traditional Chinese is "风") refers to "lice".
11. One evening, Su Dongpo said to Su Xiaomei: "I am going to write the first couplet. Please spend a whole night to read the second couplet." Then he said:
The water fairy is holding a jade hairpin, and the wind is blowing. The front blowing sound was slow
Su Xiaomei thought hard for a long time and couldn't answer it. Because "Water Fairy", "Jasper Hairpin" and "Slow Sound" are all Ci Pai names, the second line must also match the Ci Pai name, and at the same time, it must describe a scene, which is indeed very difficult. While she was searching her intestines and scraping her belly, she suddenly saw the maid bringing wine and food under the moonlight. Su Xiaomei had an idea and wrote the second couplet:
The poppy wears red embroidered shoes, and the moonlight attracts Bu Bujiao
Note: "poppy poppies", "red embroidered shoes" and "bubujiao" are also the names of word brands.
12. When Su Dongpo was in Hangzhou, he often went out to enjoy the mountains and rivers. One day, when he was traveling to Mo Qianshan in casual clothes, he came to the temple to take a rest. Seeing his simple clothes, the old Taoist priest in the temple regarded him as an ordinary tourist and said indifferently: "Sit down!" and shouted to the Taoist boy: " Tea!" During the conversation, the Taoist found that the visitor was quite knowledgeable, so he invited him into the side room to talk, and said: "Please sit down!" He also called the Taoist boy: "Tea!" When he finally learned that the visitor was Su Dongpo, the Taoist The Taoist priest bowed to him repeatedly and invited him to the living room to "sit down!" Entering the living room, the Taoist bowed and said: "Please take a seat!" He also ordered the Taoist boy: "Honor the fragrant tea!" When leaving, the Taoist repeatedly asked Dongpo to leave his "calligraphy treasure". Dongpo wrote a couplet with a smile:
Sit down, please sit down, please sit down
Tea, tea, tea
After reading, Ashamed.
13. Monk Foyin of Jinshan Temple and Su Dongpo have always been friendly, and they often joke with each other when they meet. One evening, the two of them were boating on the Yangtze River. The boat was light and the wind was light, and they drank wine against the moon. They were very happy. After drinking for three rounds, Foyin asked Dongpo for a sentence. Dongpo pointed to the river bank and smiled without saying a word. Foyin went as he expected, only to see a farmer on the bank returning to the village with a hoe. Behind him, a yellow dog was walking and gnawing on a leftover bone. Foyin suddenly realized Dongpo's meaning, laughed, and threw a big cattail leaf fan with Dongpo's poems in his hand into the water. The two kept their intentions to each other secret, looking at each other and smiling. It turns out that the two of them used "body language" to create an exquisite and humorous pun "dumb couplet":
The dog gnawed the (monk) bone on the river (Dongpo's sentence)
The water flow Dongpo's poem (Corpse) (Foyin Couplet)
14. One day, Foyin was talking about Buddhism to Dongpo. Su Xiaomei, who was lying behind the curtain, saw that Foyin was talking about Buddhism so miraculously that she became very angry. Wanting to "silence" the monk, he wrote a couplet and asked the maid to take it out and give it to Su Dongpo. Dongpo took it and laughed loudly when he saw it. The first couplet read:
A person was once a monk, but no one can become a Buddha
Dongpo handed the first couplet to the Buddha's seal, and the Buddha Yin thought for a moment and then came up with the second couplet:
A woman is humbled as a maid, but a woman can also be called a slave
This is a "word analysis couplet", which is very clever.
15. It is said that Liang Hao (Yi Zuohao) of the Song Dynasty failed the exam many times, but he still did not give up and studied hard, and finally won the first prize at the age of 82. In his letter of thanks to the emperor, Liang Hao attached a very humorous couplet:
A man with a white head and poor scriptures, and a young man who was born eight years old
A man with a blue sky has a chance to succeed, and there are many Taigong Er. Year
This couplet uses two historical allusions: Fu Sheng, who taught "Shang Shu" in the Han Dynasty, was 90 years old when he became famous, and Jiang Shang (Tai Gong) was eighty years old when he assisted King Wen of Zhou. The author uses this to express his feelings of success in his old age, which is very appropriate.
16. Hong Pingzhai from the Song Dynasty liked to use the word "just" in his articles. One year, he wrote a letter to the emperor to impeach the prime minister of the dynasty for abusing power and accepting bribes. The memorial contained this sentence: "Exerting power and accepting bribes is just relying on the power of the situation." As a result, not only failed to "overthrow" the prime minister, but he was hated by the prime minister. It sat idle for ten years.
Hong Pingzhai was so angry that he wrote a couplet on his door:
I didn’t get the word "zhihu"
It was just "just" that I had been idle for ten years
17. The Southern Song Dynasty poets You Miao and Yang Wanli had a friendly relationship. During the Chunxi period, Yang served as Secretary Supervisor, especially Taichang Qing, who often lowered his head but did not raise his head to see him. The two have humorous personalities and like to joke with each other. When they met one time, You said to Yang: I am using a verse from the Sutra as the first couplet and ask you to write the second couplet
Yang is for me
Yang Wanli responded:
Youwu Yiren
"Yang is for me" and "Youwu Yiren" are both complete sentences in the pre-Qin classics. The two poets cleverly introduced them into couplets, and "You" and "Yang" "They are also their surnames respectively. Such couplets really need to be learned to "be at the bottom".
18. According to legend, Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang visited Mayuan, and Zhu Di (his fourth son) and Zhu Yunwen (his eldest grandson) served together. Taizu issued a sentence and said:
The wind blows a thousand threads from the horse's tail
Zhu Yunwen said:
The rain sprinkles a piece of wool felt
Taizu thought it was "weak". Zhu Di replied:
Rizhao's scales are like gold
The latter pair of sentences are much more powerful than the previous ones. Later, Zhu Di replaced Zhu Yunwen on the throne and moved the capital from Nanjing to Beijing. Perhaps the "Ma Yuan response" incident has shown that the emperor's grandson is no match for the prince.
19. Xu Xi, a Ming Dynasty man, started his career as an official when he was young. When he returned home in honor, the local officials led the students to greet him in the suburbs. Since the students did not come from different subjects, they were a little disrespectful. The local officials were very angry and scolded the students:
Break the pomegranate , there are many sour people in the Red Gate
"Sour people" are mocking the sour scholars present. Zhusheng can't be right for a long time. Xu Xi replied:
Bite open the ginkgo, and there is an adult in white clothes
All the students were shocked, and then asked for forgiveness
20. Gao Zecheng Shaogui in the Ming Dynasty He was known as a "child prodigy" because of his talent. One day when he was seven years old, Gao Zecheng returned home from school wearing a green robe. On the way, he met a neighbor who was an official and minister. The minister said to him:
Frogs wearing green coats out of the water, with beautiful eyes looking forward to it
Zhen Zheng saw the minister in red robes, and immediately replied:
I am wearing a red robe and bowing like this when I fall into the water.