Teacher, do you have common sense?
As the saying goes, if you take a long breath and can't hide your tears, you will lament the hardships of people's lives. As a terran in the exam era, going to school every day makes me feel speechless. I always bemoan the troubles of students. This feeling sometimes makes people more willing to go back to the Stone Age. At that time, whoever wouldn't let me sleep, I could pick up a stone to express my strong dissatisfaction. Whenever I walk out of the school gate after studying at night and look up at a bleak bright moon in the sky, I can't help asking: Teacher, do you have common sense? Don't you know that everyone has to sleep? I can't believe I'm not allowed to sleep in class.
I have to go back to school early in the morning. How early? Seven o'clock. As a teacher, you even told us clearly that everyone went back to the classroom to read books after 6 o'clock. Shit, that tone is exactly the same as those women who like to talk about my friends all day. I sound like a friend. Originally, I wanted to give an example of people in the United States ... unfortunately, the information source is too closed. I can only hear the teacher say which school they are in, but I have never heard the teacher say that they are in the United States. It doesn't matter if you don't give an American example, teacher. I tell you, in the Middle East, very angry people like to play with human flesh Bob! ! ! Yes, that's what CCA's news series said.
The Middle East is in dire straits. Our new generation of motherland flowers are so happy that they go back to school at 7 o'clock every morning. But I want to sleep. Go to bed at night 12 and get up at six o'clock in the morning. Go back to school at 7: 00 in the morning and finish school at 10 in the evening. I'm sure I don't get enough sleep. Lunch break? Teacher, do you have common sense? Some people take a nap for an hour, and it doesn't matter if they don't sleep. The more they sleep, the more dizzy they get. I can't help it I dozed off in class. Tired and dozing off, this is a normal physiological phenomenon. Teacher, you actually said that students who want to sleep in class go home to sleep. Shit, you think I don't want to go home and sleep. I'm really in pain. I am in pain. I think teachers have no common sense, principals have no common sense, and education circles have no common sense. Now writing common sense in the college entrance examination is undoubtedly an opportunity for me to express my strong dissatisfaction and deep contempt for the whole education sector in China. You have no common sense. Students want to sleep ... the school is ours and yours, but in the final analysis, it is yours ... people want to sleep ... I want to sleep ... sleep. ...
I have a pair of invisible wings.
I sat in a window seat to prepare for the exam.
But they don't even know I have invisible wings.
As soon as I saw the title of this composition, I suddenly felt strongly reluctant to write it.
I'd better not take the exam.
I opened the window and jumped out. The students and the invigilator were stunned.
They never thought that I really have a pair of invisible wings.
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Beyond the Corner —— The most literary composition of Hefei College Entrance Examination in 2000
Look at the table after answering the previous questions. There are still 50 minutes left. I am secretly glad that I have enough time to write my composition. However, when I looked at the topic, I was blindsided. The title of this composition is called Curve Transcendence.
I remember that the traffic law says that overtaking is forbidden in corners, so we should look around and slow down, otherwise it is easy to have an accident. I don't know if the proposition teacher can drive, but since he said you can overtake in a corner, it must have his reasons. As a candidate, I dare not and can't have any doubts, because doubts will probably lead to my failure in college, even though finishing college is basically the same as not being admitted to college-becoming a disgraced unemployed youth.
But I am only 18 years old. I don't want to stay at home so early and be bossed around by my parents all day. It's really boring I want to be admitted to a foreign university and leave this city that has become gloomy because of large-scale construction and burning straw. According to the seniors, the university is particularly open now, because the number of students is too large for teachers to control, so eating, drinking, skipping classes and hitting on girls at school are ignored. Boys can also go to Internet cafes to play games to earn money, and girls can go to bars and nightclubs to earn money. It's fascinating to think about it. I must be admitted to the university, and then make such a girlfriend, and work together to make money to reduce the burden on my family.
I have been absent for some time, and the time has been wasted for 5 minutes. I quickly wiped the saliva at the corner of my mouth and began to discuss the topic seriously. Overtaking in corners, as the name implies, requires a car, preferably a racing car, and the car skills are very good, so that a good show of overtaking can be staged in corners. I thought to myself that the child in Hangzhou who ran 70 yards and knocked someone five meters higher would definitely get full marks in his composition if he took the college entrance examination in Anhui this year. Because the book says that practice makes true knowledge.
My family is an ordinary working class. There is no racing car at home, but I seldom ride a bike, because the buses and muck trucks in this city are too wild now. A few years ago, there was a girl riding a bike at school, but unfortunately, she was run over by a bus. I seldom take buses, because buses often catch fire for no reason, and hammers that break glass are often lost for no reason. My schoolbag was already heavy enough. If I put a hammer in my schoolbag every day at school, it would be too heavy.
The transportation in our school has the characteristics of this city. It's a fuel moped with a racing license. Every time I ride it through the traffic on the streets of Hefei, the spring breeze blows over my face, and my sexy chest hair floats with the wind, which always helps me find an ancient hero galloping on the battlefield. My cool style often attracts the attention of beautiful girls on the roadside. Sometimes the bolder will simply reach out and stop me, and then ask affectionately, "Brother, will you take me to Sanxiaokou?"
I am absent-minded again. Let's talk about overtaking in corners first. As far as I can remember, I have participated in more than two competitions. Once, I wanted to see a beautiful woman driving a Mercedes in front of me. When she turned the corner, she slowed down. I slammed on the accelerator and accelerated past her. I patted her window and gave him a charming smile, but this beautiful woman with long hair wearing sunglasses was not very friendly. She spat at me from the window and said, "Mom, I want to die." How can the quality of a beautiful woman driving a Mercedes be so low? I thought to myself: I must study hard, go to college, seduce her with Lamborghini in the future, and then give her a dog as a companion.
Another time was at an intersection, and the green light just turned red. Unfortunately, I rushed the first one. I wanted to go straight for it, but it was too late. I saw a traffic police uncle's sharp eyes locked on me. I may be jealous that I'm so cool. He came up to me quickly and signaled me to stop. At that time, my brain began to run at a high speed. I calculated the possible losses if I stopped: parking without a license, trailer, parking without a license at least 20. So, I immediately turned on the turn signal, started the throttle, drove to the next corner, and left the car in the middle. In the rearview mirror, I saw the policeman's uncle turn blue.
Through the experience of overtaking in two corners, I have come to two conclusions. When there is a beautiful woman in front, you should chase her, even if you catch her, you will find that she is a wooden stick. There is another truth: if the traffic police stop you, you have to run, because your wallet is more important than others' face.
Enough talking, don't write. I wish the marking teacher good health and happy family!
Innovation of "Dare to Innovate" in the Zero Composition of Shanghai College Entrance Examination in 2009
As soon as you look at this topic, you will know that you want us to write "innovation". I think you all have a basically unified answer when marking papers, such as how many points to give for writing innovation, and even if you don't write innovation, you will go off topic and so on. I estimate that at least 60,000 of the more than 70,000 candidates in Shanghai will write this article according to your "innovative" thinking, and the rest who don't write "innovative" will be punished for not digressing!
Don't fool us. After six years of primary school, three years of junior high school and three years of senior high school, teachers have changed one crop after another, and some even changed their parents for several crops. Which teachers and parents (whether we are individuals or not) will teach us to innovate? Whether it's liberal arts or science, what we learn and listen to is what to do, what to do and what not to do, and how to answer questions is based on the preferences of the marking teacher! Today's marking teachers are masterpieces of previous exam-oriented education. Therefore, these marking teachers' understanding of innovation is one: they can get high marks by doing the questions according to the rules.
Under such circumstances, you asked us to do such a topic, didn't you let us continue to lie and not tell the truth in the final exam of graduation? Continue to write articles according to your ideas?
The biggest non-innovation of China's exam-oriented Chinese composition education is that there will be a standard answer similar to stereotyped writing. Anyone who dares to innovate, set up a new hill and do something unconventional, hehe, then you must watch it, and you must do it. Otherwise, there will be countless disobedient students in China. At that time, your only means was to give these students a devastating blow with extremely low grades. Now it seems that Han Han, who likes innovation, takes graduation at seven red lights as an example!
Under such an education system of "innovation terror", you still come up with such a topic to "reconcile" us, which shows that you have the initiative of "innovation". Who believes it? How many people can really write good articles for the college entrance examination from the heart?
Comrade Banqiao is too far away from us, and his "innovative behavior" is lucky. Who told him that he was a famous painter who painted bamboo? Authority is authority. The Banqiao style he has achieved (it should be the "muddleheaded" that the rich man's office often puts) is not good for me to look at from left to right. The level is similar to the calligraphy written in my kindergarten. In fact, everyone can see the taste of bamboo. It seems that there really should be pandas in China! I just can't innovate. I just think Wang Xizhi's calligraphy is good, and I don't like crooked "blackboard writing". I just want to "innovate" my appreciation level, but I'm sure you won't let me do that.
Throughout the 18 year when I was born in this world, what I see is that people who want to innovate have a bad life, and those who imitate shanzhai (the more they look, the better) are very nourishing. High-tech in the United States can immediately become low-tech in China, and the result of imitation will make us rich quickly. Our TV station pirated and cloned foreign variety shows for free. Without innovation, it was a fire, and each one earned a lot of money! Imitation without innovation has made us live a good life for 30 years!
Okay, that's enough. I just want to say that you are not a fool to ask us to write "innovation" in this exam-oriented education environment that imitates happiness, innovation and pain. Isn't it ironic that you tried to make us write "innovation" in a "non-innovative" way? Of course, I dare to write this article with a possible score of 0. My fight is that I don't want these 70 points. With my strength, I can still reach a fractional line in the rest of mathematics, foreign languages, physics and physics. At least, after writing this article, my grievances in recent years have suddenly come out and I feel much better!