I want to learn Beijing dialect. What information can I listen to or read?

I am a native of Beijing, which has been 365,438+0 years. I'm really comfortable here. You see I can slide down later. We also learned to talk like this in cross talk jokes. For example, when a bus enters the station, the conductor pushes open the window and starts with a walkie-talkie: "Look at the car, look at the car, the bicycle kicks up when it enters the station, swipes the card in, swipes the card in, and the driver closes the door!" (See Ye Peng in "Speaking Beijing Opera" or Chen Yinquan in "Taking the Subway") You can get a good stage effect every time. But today I want to sit (sit-ups) with dignity. I want to tell you seriously that Beijingers never talk and sit like this. "Beijing Paralysis" really does not belong to Beijing, and Jay Chou-style remarks are not the way of speaking in Beijing. First of all, you must sit like this at ordinary times. Since when do people think that Beijingers love to sit like this, with keyboards on their bellies, and they can't even see their heads from behind the chairs? Think about it, it may be because of a vivid description in an interview with Zhang Wei, but I can say responsibly that I have never seen my grandfather sit like this since I was a child, and I have never seen my father sit like this. My master, Mr. Wang Qianxiang, attended the student class of Beijing Quyi Troupe when he was 12 years old. I always go home, just like my father and son. I have never seen him sit like this. I was taught to stand and sit at home when I was a child. If you've heard that you can't sit with an old dish when eating, talk to your elders when eating, put chopsticks in your rice when eating, and point the mouth of the teapot at people, then you must know that you can't sit like that. These are some things that Beijing people are concerned about. My family is used to me. Sometimes I can't sit well and don't beat and scold me, but I see my classmates go up because they don't sit or sit. Later, everyone turned out the episode "I love my uninvited guests". This Ji Chunsheng played by Ge You is really good. It was through him that I strengthened my dream of becoming an actor. I'm afraid that people who grow up like that will become actors! After reading this, everyone named it "Ge You Paralysis". Don't forget, Ge You's role in the play is called Erhunzi, who can't continue to infiltrate due to illness. Some women don't marry second children. Beijingers think they should sit like idiots. Is it inappropriate? In recent years, people think that Beijingers should talk like a hot eggplant with dirty words in their mouths, probably from the movie Old Six. Feng Dao is a good director, a good actor and accurate characterization, but everyone thinks that the typical Beijingers are a group of Mr. Liu. What is "Mr. Six"? People who have been in prison are used to calling them Lao Liu, which makes people think that people who have been in prison can represent Beijing culture. What do you want?