(1) answer the teachers' union.
When Jie Jin was nine years old, the teacher took him to the river to take a bath. The teacher took off his clothes and hung them on the branches, and casually sang a couplet. Jie Jin looked at the raging river and answered correctly.
A thousand-year-old tree is used as a hanger; (Shu Shi)
The Yangtze River is used as a bathtub. (Jie Jin)
(2) blockbuster
Nanjing, the capital of the early Ming Dynasty, is a good place for people to play along the Jinshui River in Nanjing. In spring, the banks of the river are pink and green, singing and dancing, and men, women and children will come here to play, see the scenery and fish. One day, the scholar Hu came here with him and asked if he was right. The outgoing link is:
The golden willow by the Jinshui River passes through the mouth of the goldfish;
Jie Jin saw the tourists inside, there are many beautifully dressed women, then said a sentence:
Hosta flowers are outside the jade railing and inserted on the jade head.
The confrontation not only shocked Hu, but also shocked all the tourists present, and greatly appreciated it.
(3) add words to continue.
Right in front of Jie Jin's hometown is Cao Shangshu's home. Behind Cao Shangshu's house, there is an ornamental bamboo garden. On the New Year's Eve of Zhong Jieyuan in Jie Jin, a pair of Spring Festival couplets was posted at the gate:
Door to door;
I live in thousands of books.
Cao Shangshu was very angry after seeing it. He was angry that Jie Jin shouldn't put his bamboo in couplets, so he cut down all the bamboo on New Year's Eve. I wish I didn't have a bamboo pole, so I wouldn't tear couplets during the New Year. What do you do?
On the first day of New Year's Day, Jie Jin got up early in the morning to open the door of the finance office and found that the bamboo opposite him had been cut off. Jie Jin knew what was going on, smiling without a word, brought pen and ink and red paper, and added a word at the end of the upper and lower couplet, respectively, and the original couplet became:
The door is as short as 1000 bamboo poles;
Thousands of books's family has a long history.
Cao Shangshu was even more angry and dug up all the bamboo piles. Also said sternly: "I called you short!" " "
Jie Jin saw it and thought, "Do you think I can't dig a bamboo pole? Wait a minute, you really have no move! " Then at the end of the first couplet, the word "nothing" was added, and at the end of the second couplet, the original couplet became:
The door is short of a thousand bamboo poles;
My home is in thousands of books.
On the first day of New Year's Day, Cao Shangshu was made dumb to eat Rhizoma Coptidis, which made him miserable and helpless.
(4) tit for tat
Retired Li Shangshu didn't believe in Jie Jin's talent. He invited several dignitaries to write poems, and sent for Jie Jin to handle this matter, so as to ridicule him in public.
Young Jie Jin is not afraid of power. He came to Li Fu and found the door closed. Li invited him to enter through the small door, but stood at the gate and refused to go through the small door. Li Shangshu out loudly say:
Boys are too narrow-minded and have no talent;
Jie Jin immediately answer:
Dapeng spreads his wings and hates the sky.
Hearing this, Li Shangshu had to order someone to open the middle door. Sitting at the dining table, a powerful man wanted to laugh at Jie Jin's grandfather for making wine.