■ Quote Liu Qiang's original words as the beginning of this article:
■ Stupid three views
Appearance: born on the slope, one enters seven rooms; The wooden door with yellow walls and black tiles looks like an adobe house, which is suspected to be made of red bricks coated with yellow mud.
Main staff: a 48-year-old man, a local dog, a small poodle and two civets; In addition, there are many small winged insects and reptiles, and countless strange static objects.
Lu Yun: From the perspective of the quiet classics, things gather in a strange way, and Grain Rain rock tea, playing with water and tasting. Warm in winter and cool in summer, spacious and livable; The landlord is strange, as the name suggests; The Buddha statue in the stream is red and black with high curative value.
■ Liu Qiang's proverbs-
■ Juyitang dug a rectangular pit on the ground of the hall, and a stone table was built in the pit. It is suspected that the branches of the old tea tree are inserted in four directions to form a backrest. How to wrap it in red cloth? Why not use green cloth? It is estimated that it is related to the color orientation of the owner.
? The top of the stone table is uneven, so it is always difficult to put all kinds of cups straight and steady. The pit under the table is neither deep nor shallow, but the light is generally mosquito-free: a puppy hides in the pit and looks at people with innocent eyes.
There is a big disc hanging on the wall, just like a compass in a certain position. (below)
■ Stupid pot, large and small cans, 3 carry-on. Because of its green skin, hat, ears and fullness, what is hidden inside? Wine? Vinegar?
I heard that the landlord went to the countryside, and Shan Ye came here intentionally or unintentionally. Many things in the room were not easy to find. (below)
■ The steps seem to be based on bamboo tubes, but the glass is a pedal-what a magical idea! In fact, it is a kind reminder: light footsteps and quiet voice. But I think: cats and dogs can fly like jade, how can they get up and down like a tiger? (below)
-Guess the landlord must be agile and as light as a swallow!
■ Grain Rain Rock Tea
The poem says: "Qingming is too early, and long summer is too late." Before and after Grain Rain, in. " . (Xu Cishu Ming)
The word to describe Grain Rain tea is "fresh and refreshing in taste and pleasant in aroma".
? Effect of grain rain tea:? Clearing away fire and diseases, strengthening and protecting teeth, and sterilizing.
■ The author's false description of Grain Rain Rock Tea-"The cup is full of water and smells fragrant, and it is still fragrant after several cups; The small cup is not happy to drink. I want to soak them in a big porcelain cup and have three sips. After chewing the leaves, this tea is rare, so it is rare and expensive. "
■ Cool bucket This bucket is so cute! It is estimated that at least 30 years old (non-human age). I wonder where the landlord came from. Did you put it in the corner of the floor intentionally or unintentionally? What's the purpose? The brain is wide open to speculate that its role is to hold Tianshui-because it often rains, the crops planted by farmers in Shandong have a harvest. (below)
■ Black bottle This bottle is black, oily and does not slip; As a wine vessel, its color is leading. Isn't it? Who has seen the wine in the black bottle? Black on the outside and white on the inside, and alcohol on the outside is exactly what Cudgel expects-it is common to have more white wine bottles, and black wine bottles naturally become mysterious and heavy.
Wine is not a casual thing, especially in a stupid place.
Black bottle means sincerity, red bottle means enthusiasm-forgive my wild guess. (below)
■ Stupid friends drink-
■ Liu Qiang talks about tea and wine-
■ Vegetable Basket This basket doesn't contain vegetables. What does it contain? How to wrap the red rope? Listen to my brain opening wide.
One guess is a chicken nest, the other is that the landlord loves dogs to rest, and the third is a cat nest; Or sunbathe with dogs, cats and chickens. If I dress up, I will choose a big lotus leaf to cover it to prevent the sun from exposure. (below)
■ The bone of animal skull is suspected to be a distant object. Because if it is a cow's beak bone, there are few such huge cows in this area. Why do you want to put it in the open air? It is estimated that after removing its fishy impurities, it will become a "natural decoration". Where is it? What's the value? Ask Lord Liu Lu! (below)
■ It took four minutes to watch silly foreign oil lamps (because I saw too many strange things); This modern lamp on the floor also caught my attention-is it a lamp? Or a small light suppression speaker? There are stars and moonlight in the sky. Why do you need this lamp? This is inconsistent with the naturalness and randomness advocated by Yu Lu. But it must be Brother Qiang's masterpiece!
? There are encounters in the stupid house, but there are no inexplicable objects, so its value must have a reason. (below)
■ Guateng Miao Benlu is another masterpiece. Growers: birds, chickens or people who eat melons. Shipped or vomited melon seeds fall on the ground because of rain and sunshine-because there are yellow leaves that are not fertilized, they will leave without results; Guateng Miao conveys the idea of being close to nature. (below)
■ Liu Qiang talks about planting-
■ The wooden ladder is stupid. There are two or three such wooden ladders. * * * The same thing is that there is no handrail: I tried it, step by step; Faint with fear, Silly Lu also has a nickname "",and the drinkers go upstairs to rest wet-you can imagine that they are heavy-footed and anxious, struggling to find a bed to sleep.
He who flies up and down the wooden ladder after the Buddha is sparse is a hero. (below)
■ When Moth Deng said goodbye to Brother Qiang in a hurry that day, he accidentally found something to play with; I thought it was a "Lu Teng" at that time. I came home and found that it should be a moth lamp. It is estimated that this lamp has made great contributions to Master Lu's infinite shirtless day and night. Brother Qiang has a clear love-hate relationship-except those who fly around buzzing and annoying, he loves those stupid animals and those who accompany him day and night. (below)
■ Bamboo business cards In the past 50 years, I have heard of people who use fame guns and knives to make business cards, but I have never seen anyone who uses the name bamboo moment to make business cards. Of course, different people have different business cards-Brother Qiang has many friends. How can he ensure the supply of business cards?
Brother Qiang's business card introduces us to an invisible bamboo micro-carving master: Will he be from Pingjiang?
I have never seen many things with the word "Liu Qiang" written on them. Is it written on the tea? Who saw it? It doesn't seem to be written on the bottle: but there must be something in the nectar, and you can see it when you drink it.
The business card is a bit far-fetched for Brother Qiang-because he has never felt inferior to fame and fortune, and he doesn't like the dazzling spotlight. (below)
■ The stone pig trough is stupid, and there is no pig in the trough. Moreover, it is a bluestone groove with smooth surface, neat inner wall gouges and exquisite workmanship. N Jun, who went with him, lamented: "A rare good thing"-is this true?
As for the author, I think there should be six kinds of animals in Luli, and this trough is idle, otherwise it will never be used to feed pigs and sheep. (below)
■ Civet cats are said to have a good place for cats and dogs: these two cats have sharp ears, white hooves and aura in their eyes. I call them civet cats.
? It seems that the landlord seldom talks about his cat. Why?
Cats are weak. Although they can protect their homes, they can't. Just be loyal and brave! Being a docile partner of the master and quietly subduing the mice is also a great contribution-if you can raise a lot of strong rice seeds, you will be given a nickname by the master. (below)
■ When the fireworks in the traditional old cooking room in rural areas are not yet born, they can arouse people's appetite. It is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice, and it is also difficult to cook without a stove.
? There is a god in the kitchen! (below)
? Stupid kitchen has chimneys and burning firewood, and its view is not "wooden range hood"! What is a good match? Brother Qiang's brain is full of idiots! The wooden range hood respects modernity and ensures the simplicity of the kitchen: it can be pumped away without receiving electricity, which is obviously not a show.
■ As the saying goes in Fulai, "It depends on the owner to beat the dog". Writing about dogs is the same! ? The fierce master has no weak dog-the stupid poodle is called "Fulai", but I knew it before I went. In addition to not walking upright, eating and drinking Lazarus and enjoying human standards, Fulai's position in the stupid house is very important. Not only that! A woman can't brush her back with the landlord. Fulai can do it at any time without an appointment. Fulai and Qiang communicate in the language they only know, and both sides enjoy comfort and share the occasional monotony.
In the landlord's mind, Fulai is equal to a child, taking her around the world and entering the elegant hall. (There are pictures to prove it)
Although Fulai is small, he is loyal to the management; Who wants to go into the master bedroom? You can't do it without blessing.
■ Old wooden stool: You may not know if you don't ask Qiang Ge's old wooden stool about its past life; But I was born again, because I was lucky to meet Brother Qiang! Silly Lou can't see the old stool, or is it the Lord who never follows the rules?
All the old things within 2000 kilometers of Fiona Fang are invited into the house by Brother Qiang.
Brother Qiang said: "the thief's heart" is there, and God is there. (below)
■ Bamboo baskets are placed on the shelves of Juyitang, like three bamboo baskets of three generations. The biggest one is the darkest one, and there are two dark brown ones beside it-where have you seen them? Fools over 40 will ask questions without exception; Where is it? But almost no one can say for sure. I first guessed that it was a rice basket, and then I guessed that it was a tea basket: If it is used for making tea, why is the basket belt so short? The biggest one seems to be "smoked" for several years, otherwise how could it be so dark? Pushing this basket has something to do with fireworks-but it must not have been deliberately burned. Barbecue it must be a warm fire.
Some people say that "stupid lodge has nothing", but it is obviously a "Pingjiang Folk Cultural Relics Museum": Brother Kuqiang! Yesterday, I passed an antique street in the county, and suddenly stopped to seek novelty, but I couldn't calm down. However, when you are in a stupid room, facing strange things, you are not mentally at all, but are thinking more and more, and you are thinking at will!
Brother Qiang, the master of the ghost thief, you succeeded!
I would rather be conquered by the Buddha in Yanchaxi and Grain Rain, and at the same time be immersed in the self-righteous hard interpretation of stupid and strange things!
■ Sit in a small Buddha and sit in a big mood; It's complicated, hiding in caves and trees. This hole wood is more like a melon cut and pickled. The young monk is forgetful with his eyes closed. The landlord put it directly in the lobby, which is by no means arbitrary. I thought that Brother Qiang would talk and chat with the little Buddha in a quiet time-because Buddhism is higher than human beings, and Brother Qiang has a higher cultivation of Buddhism.
■ Old-style plaque: The plaque is hung on the inner wall of the main hall, revealing a bit of Cang Sang. I thought it was a local antique, but when I look at it carefully, the name is not small-Huang Ziyuan, Anhua native, Chinese character, a famous calligrapher in the Qing Dynasty, a scholar in Tongzhi, was edited and edited by imperial academy.
The word "thrift" has inspired many future generations to govern the country. Without a level of appreciation of Huang Lao's calligraphy, I can't perfectly interpret the stupid house for a while: as a visitor, I can't help but consciously learn to be shallow and have a low aesthetic view when facing stupid things.
■ Silly friends talk-
■ Why do you drink-
■ People are uncertain. The gas field is unparalleled-
■ Remarks:
? A rural leisure house that is closely related to the countryside and not linked to the city-it has become a "Lu" because of its extraordinary ideas and creativity! At Pingjiang 1.3 million, only one person did it.
? The important thing is to dare to think and do.
? You need a foundation to broaden your horizons. Some people turned the government building into a magnificent White House and eventually demolished it. Liu Qiang has the wisdom and courage to transform Tian Yue Guangju into Potala Palace. Why don't we praise him?
Hiding in a broken house and becoming unified- Live the life you want, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter!
Real life is still calm! It's still earth-shattering, but Brother Qiang doesn't embarrass himself, let alone restrain others: farming, making tea, steaming wine, keeping cats and loving dogs ... He would rather not be a modern man with status at all.
However, who has his leisure? Who has the freedom to indulge? Who can turn a woman in red into lingering wine and tea halfway up the mountain?
? Silly Lou-? It is rare for people to forget the noisy, secular and uncontroversial places.