Whether it is in school or in society, everyone has the experience of writing compositions, and they are very familiar with compositions. Composition is a verbal activity that is highly comprehensive and creative. I believe that many of my friends are very distressed about writing essays. The following is a humorous primary school essay for teachers that I compiled for you. You are welcome to learn from it and refer to it. I hope it will be helpful to everyone. Humorous Teacher Primary School Composition 1
"Haha..." Another burst of hearty laughter came from Class 4 (9). You didn't need to guess, it was Teacher Chen who was using her unique method. "Teaching" classmates.
Teacher Chen is of medium height and always has her signature smile on her face. She is a good teacher with a sense of humor. She teaches well. Whenever a classmate makes a mistake, she will not directly criticize him harshly. Instead, she will mobilize her humor and tell a funny joke to remind him. Her humor allowed us to unknowingly get rid of one bad habit after another in a relaxed atmosphere of laughter.
One time, we said hello to the teacher, but for some reason, the students were all listless, and the voice seemed to come from a player with insufficient power, dragging: "Hello, teacher - —." Teacher Chen frowned after hearing this. She did not ask us to sit down directly, but imitated our tone and said in a long voice: "Hello, classmates..." The strange and funny voice suddenly attracted everyone's attention, and the classmates looked at me in confusion. , I looked at you, looking at each other. Looking at everyone's puzzled expressions, Teacher Chen continued to slow down his speech several times, and said in a strange voice: "Guess, I speak faster or you speak faster, which one sounds better?" Does it sound good? We couldn't help but laugh out loud. This question also made us suddenly realize that we quickly adjusted our state and said hello to the teacher again. This time, our voices were loud and powerful. Teacher Chen nodded with satisfaction, smiled and motioned for us to sit down.
Teacher Chen not only teaches well, but also has a pair of "fiery eyes". Every little move we make in class will be clearly seen by her.
I didn’t take a nap that day. I fell asleep during class in the afternoon. My upper and lower eyelids kept fighting, and my head kept falling. I helplessly held my head with my hands, fighting against the arrogant sleepiness while listening to the class in a daze. All this could not escape the eyes of Teacher Chen. She walked up to me, patted my head gently, and asked: "Are your hands tired? Do you want to use the crane handle to help you lift the head of the shot put?" ?” The classmates laughed so hard that I suddenly woke up and lowered my head in embarrassment.
Thank you, Teacher Chen! You used your unique humorous education method to help us get rid of many bad habits, and you also developed many good habits through your subtle influence. We will never forget your kindness in teaching us! Humorous Teacher Primary School Composition 2
Teacher Huang is my extracurricular English teacher. He is about forty years old. He is tall and thin, and looks very capable. He has a pair of black and thick eyebrows. Like two black bugs, they lay motionless on his small eyes, looking very ridiculous.
Teacher Huang’s teaching style is similar to his appearance, funny, humorous, and interesting... In order to make us interested in English, he will tell us some jokes about English in every class. Once, he said that when he was a child, his English was very poor and he could never remember the word "yes", so he wrote the phonetic notation ___ "Master died" under the word. He remembered "yes", but unfortunately, This secret was discovered by his grandfather, and as a result, he hit three oversized bumps on his head.
He told the story vividly, and his funny expression was very much like that of a gray wolf. One classmate couldn't help but burst into laughter, causing the whole class to laugh wildly...
When our English pronunciation was not correct, Teacher Huang He would not scold us, but would use humorous language to make us realize our mistakes. Once, he found that a classmate pronounced "ten" as "pain" and did not realize the mistake. , still reading loudly, so Teacher Huang kicked the table hard with his foot and shouted "It hurts!" Then he said to his classmates: "According to your reading, didn't I just Shouting 'ten'?" Everyone laughed at Teacher Huang's words, and the classmate lowered his head in embarrassment. Teacher Huang continued: "If anyone pronounces 'ten' as 'pain' again... "Boom", he flicked his forehead hard and said, "It hurts whoever!" From then on, the whole class memorized the pronunciation of "ten", and no one pronounced it wrong again.
Teacher Huang wrote and directed many dances and interesting movements to deepen our understanding and memory of English words and sentences. He led everyone to twerk and jump to the rhythm of the music. We spent every class singing and laughing...
I like Teacher Huang and hope that I can always be his student. ! Humorous Teacher Primary School Composition 3
Our new Chinese teacher is very humorous in class and can often create classroom jokes one after another. No, in our eager waiting, another interesting Chinese class has arrived.
The teacher is talking to us about the different meanings of the different pronunciations of the word "东西". The pronunciation is dong xi, which means: the east-west direction, the east and the west, the distance from two to the east; the pronunciation is dong. xi means: object, generally refers to various, concrete or abstract things, but also specifically refers to people or animals. The teacher calmly explained the two meanings of the word "thing" and told a joke.
The joke goes like this: There once was a foreigner who always wanted to get something for nothing by learning Chinese characters. In fact, it is still very difficult to learn Chinese characters well. The Chinese teacher posed a difficult problem, talking about the different meanings of different pronunciations of "stuff". The teacher said: Chalk is a thing, and foreigners learned to say: Chalk is a thing. The teacher said: The desk is a thing, and foreigners learned: The desk is a thing. The foreigner thought he was smart and asked: "What am I?" The teacher said angrily: "You are not a thing, you are a human being!" "Oh, I am not a thing." The foreigner replied happily. The teacher told him: "'Not a thing' is a curse word." The foreigner was completely confused: "Then what am I?" The teacher completely collapsed: "'What a thing', you are a thing, and who do you think you are?" Everything is full of curse words. '" The foreigner became more and more confused as he learned. That night, he kept thinking: What on earth am I? He probably wouldn't understand even if he tried hard.
Hahaha! The whole class laughed like crazy. We laughed several times when the teacher was talking! At this time, the bell rang, but everyone was still immersed in laughter. There were also some classmates who were booing below, making us laugh. In fact, the students are not very clear yet. This is exactly the teacher’s good intentions and humorous class, which attracts students’ interest in learning Chinese. The teacher announced that get out of class was over, and the students were still discussing the joke, describing the fun of the Chinese class, and admiring the Chinese teacher's humor. There were bursts of laughter from time to time in the classroom! Humorous Teacher Primary School Composition 4
Life There is a lot of fun in it, such as learning to draw, dance, calligraphy, etc., which will make you happy and deeply involved at any time. See, learning jazz dance is fun. However, these fun still need to pass through the teacher.
Our jazz dance teacher is extremely funny and has countless humorous elements. That time, we finished learning what we should learn, and the teacher wanted to teach us the following content and said: "Keep learning!" We shouted "NO", and the teacher rolled his eyes and said, please watch the episode trailer of Gong Suo Zhu Curtain. Then, he started a cool hip-hop jazz. We were still unwilling, so a classmate suggested: "Teacher, as long as you play the empress for us once, we will learn." We applauded and cheered: "Play, play, play, play, play!" The teacher used glasses as cloth. Handkerchief, waving the handkerchief, walking twisting and turning, like a decent empress, and said in a thin voice: "You are not going to worship yet?" After hearing this, we hurriedly held hands and said: " See the imperial concubine!" After saying this, she burst into laughter.
The teacher turned on the music and said briskly: "Let's start, girls!" We shouted: "OK"! Then we danced a very cool dance.
The teacher is not only humorous but also non-restrained. We started learning. The teacher said very childishly: "We need to be cool here, don't be restrained, show our true selves, and go crazy here!" When we started dancing, we were very embarrassed and didn't dare to dance so crazy. Hip-hop jazz. Jazz points: hip-hop jazz, Latin jazz, judo jazz, ballet jazz... Later, the teacher kept encouraging us, and he was not restrained. When he danced tossing his head, he shook his hair loose. Later, he just let his hair loose. He also said: "This will make it more interesting. When the last class is over, we will all let our hair down!" Slowly, we became less restrained and danced passionately and crazily. We really like this "peerless" teacher!
The humorous "Peerless" teacher brought us happiness and cool dances, why not be ordinary "Peerless"! Humorous Teacher Primary School Composition 5
Ding the bell, the bell rang happily at the end of the exam. The environment in the classroom is depressing. Yes, who has experienced such an important exam. After experiencing the most important two hours, every minute and every second requires the brain to work at high speed, constantly thinking about the topic, and constantly checking. How can you still laugh? It was so tense, and the tense atmosphere spread throughout the classroom.
Even though the exam is over, the environment is still very depressing. Everyone still has not broken away from the atmosphere where the exam just ended. Because the test papers have been collected, I am afraid that I will not do well in the exam, and I am nervous and anxious, for fear that I will be worse than others. After handing in the paper, everyone looked not relieved, but more and more uneasy. At this time, a teacher who was helping me invigilate the exam smiled and spoke. He was a middle-aged male teacher with a big belly. It is common for people to gain weight when they reach middle age. However, he looked very simple and honest. When he smiled, his eyes became a blur. This is a teacher who has been familiar with our class all his life. Because he is the invigilator, he must be a teacher in the second and third grades of junior high school. He smiled and made a joke, "What's wrong? You've already been to the execution ground, and you're still afraid of the relief after the execution?" Hearing this, everyone laughed out loud. It was the first time they saw a teacher who didn't have the burden of being a teacher. Most of our teachers ask us to pay attention to study and regard study as a very important thing. No teacher has ever said in front of us that exams are execution grounds. Everyone was a little funny for a while, but the atmosphere was enlivened again, and everyone was laughing and discussing the exam again. This humorous teacher may have passed by in our lives in a flash, but he brought us a sense of peace and relaxation. With teachers like this, there will probably be many pillars of the country in the future.
Yes, this teacher eased the tense exam atmosphere between us with just one sentence, which really made us feel a lot better and a little more at ease. Yes, we have already been to the execution ground, and the results will be released later. We can’t change the test papers now, so why worry so much? It’s better to do less of the things that bother you. Humorous teacher primary school composition 6
Wearing small glasses, fat and big, humorous and funny, he tells jokes in class. Guess, everyone, this is the teacher. Haha, I think everyone knows, so let’s take a class with a humorous teacher!
Rhythm music sounds, which means class is in session. This is a Chinese class, a class taught by a humorous teacher. The teacher gave us a composition class and told us about his former students. The general idea was this: "I used to have a student named Li Rui. Like you, he didn't like writing compositions but he also liked..."
< p> The teacher stopped and wrote a few words on the blackboard in two strokes. The students in the class also read it out in unison: "Just being clever." A big question mark.Seeing that the students had questions, the humorous teacher said: "Li Rui is in the fifth grade like you, and he loves to be clever.
I once asked him to write a 400-word essay. The essay prompt was: What would you do if you were robbed while returning from shopping in the supermarket? How do you think he was so clever? "After a while of mouse clicks, the teacher played the slide show. When we saw it, we almost fell down laughing. Some students were staggering with laughter, and some just threw their heads back and laughed. There was a burst of laughter among the teachers. It turned out that there were ellipses in the composition. , not a single Chinese character.
The teacher began to explain to us eloquently: "This is the composition he wrote in five minutes. I told him that punctuation does not count as rewriting. Then five minutes later he wrote another composition.
I counted and found that it was full of 400 words, but the composition was like this: Help, rob! Help, rob, etc. I only stopped calling for help when the police came. "
The students couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter. This time, the students laughed so much that they fell on the table, and some even couldn't help laughing. In this way, the joyful Chinese class came to an end.
I think it’s time to tell the answer - he is Teacher Yao. He allows us to grow with laughter, learn with laughter, and feel every minute of life with laughter. He is a good and beautiful person. Funny teacher