Sorry: "Please sit down, please sit down, please sit down; Tea. Serve tea. "Good tea is Su Shi or Zheng Banqiao?

It's from Zheng Banqiao!

At that time, it was like this: Although Zheng Banqiao's calligraphy was world-famous, not many people in the world knew about Zheng Banqiao. More importantly, Zheng Banqiao's appearance and clothes are not as casual as everyone else's, because he said: Life is hard to be confused, and being confused is not a good thing!

One day, Zheng Banqiao went to a teahouse for tea. Seeing that Zheng Banqiao was ugly, the boss told Xiao Er to say to Zheng Banqiao, "Sit down," and then he brought tea and said, "Tea! Later, when Zheng Banqiao was about to sit down, several people next to him said, look at that gentleman's temperament, he should be a learned man! Hearing this, the boss immediately said, please sit down and serve tea! Zheng Banqiao just sat down with a smile. At this moment, a man who knew Zheng Banqiao ran over to Zheng Banqiao and said, Brother Chloe (Zheng Banqiao's word), there you are! Although the boss has never met Zheng Banqiao, he has heard some stories about Zheng Banqiao. As soon as he heard it was Zheng Banqiao, he immediately grabbed Zheng Banqiao and said, Mr. Zheng's presence today is really great! Go, go, go. Mr. Zheng, please sit down. Give Mr. Zheng the best tea in our shop, and Xiao Er will understand immediately. Zheng Banqiao also knows what the boss means. The boss honored Zheng Banqiao as the guest of honor, a rare guest! After drinking tea, the boss said cheekily, Mr. Zheng, I heard that your handwriting is the best in the world! Can you write a welcome couplet for the shop? Zheng Banqiao should think about it and write down: (Part I) Please sit down, please sit down, please sit down; Tea, tea, good tea. This is also an ugly face that despises the ordinary citizen class!