A monkey saw Yan after his death and asked to be reincarnated.
The king of hell said, "since you want to be a man, you need to pull out all your hair." . "Then he called hag to pluck the monkey's hair. The monkey couldn't help crying as soon as he picked one.
The king of hell smiled. "Look at you, you can't even pull up a hair. How can you be a man?" ? "
About the author:
Han Danchun (about 132-22 1 year), born in Yanqing (now Yuzhou) of the Eastern Han Dynasty, was a calligrapher of the Wei Dynasty in the Three Kingdoms. His leisure works "Laughing Forest" and "The Book of Changes" tell many jokes, gimmicks, metaphors, satires and humorous anecdotes at that time, as well as various popular entertainment items at that time, such as throwing pots, rice clips, throwing bricks, shooting horses, playing chess and eating food, which became the earliest monographs on jokes and juggling in China.
Precautions:
Because. ? One: refers to monkey hair.
Fang: Cai. ? Victory: I can bear it.
After death, a monkey met the prince and asked for reincarnation. The prince said, "since you want to be a man, you need to pull out all your hair." Yu Yan asked the witch to pluck the monkey. As soon as one was pulled out, the monkey couldn't help screaming in pain. The prince smiled and said, "Look at you, you can't even pull out a hair. How can you be a man? "
Story: In ancient times, there was a rich man. Everyone calls him Uncle Liu. He is very stingy. Because he exploited the poor all day, he fell ill and almost fainted. Three days later, he woke up a little and saw that the room was crowded with relatives and friends who had died, trying to express something. His eldest nephew said, "Uncle Liu, haven't two relatives met?" He shook his head. The second nephew asked, "Is there any money where you put it?" Or his wife understood that when she saw two wicks burning at the same time, she picked out one. At this time, the sixth uncle was only slightly relieved. Suddenly, the dying sixth uncle cried and leaned close to his wife's ear, trying to talk to her. He said: "After I die, I can give the two post-it notes I left to my relatives who came to mourn." "After I die, don't put me in a coffin, just dig a hole and bury me." "After my death, don't ask the monk to chant Buddhist scripture. I can recite the scriptures by myself in the grave. " "After I die, I will peel off my skin and sell it to the cobbler; Pull out my hair and sell it to the brush maker. Don't lose a hair ... ""Nothing "means I can't bear to pull out a hair. This is extremely selfish.