Ji Xiaolan and He Shen: A little-known story
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Ji Xiaolan received news that Liu Quan’s men were shopping around the city and asked He Shen to Shen ate the freshest and sweetest fruits, the most delicious river fresh food, used the best porcelain, slept on Yunjin's bedding, and replenished Heshen's ships at every dock at any time. Ji Xiaolan said to the entourage: "This half-hearted person can really do a lot of work. Step up to collect their actions. Sooner or later, we will need it. The sky net will be vast, sparse and not leaking!"
"What the Lord said is absolutely true, He Shen is poor. The extravagance, corruption and plundering have made people and gods angry!" Du Shen, the accompanying steward, said.
"You need to be careful, don't be careless, and don't jump into trouble and scare the snake!"
Du Shen hurriedly answered yes and stepped back.
Ji Xiaolan declined Dean Chen’s stay at the academy on the grounds of understanding public sentiment. Under the instructions of housekeeper Du Shen, Dean Chen simply prepared a few dishes of river delicacies for Ji Xiaolan and did not dare to overdo it. After dinner, Ji Xiaolan took the housekeeper and a bookboy for a private visit incognito, while the others followed the old rules and stayed in the left room outside the door of Zhimeng Academy.
The scholar took out his bicycle from the right building of the academy and drove forward slowly. After the three of them confirmed that they were not following, they accelerated and stopped at a Rugui Inn. The inn had long been reserved by Ji Xiaolan, and all the staff were replaced by Ji Family Inn. servant. As the saying goes, sail with caution and sail for thousands of years. After changing into the pre-arranged carriage, he whipped up his whip and rushed to Zuimeixuan. As the name suggests, Zuimeixuan is a gentle place. Talented men since the Tang Dynasty went to brothels to fall in love, and poets were proud of prostitutes singing their own poems. Liu Yong in the Song Dynasty and Tang Yin in the Ming Dynasty were both masters of the sex industry and were also popular among prostitutes. Ji Xiaolan always regarded himself as a talented scholar, but he was unwilling to be lonely. He was famous all over the nine states and showed mercy from all directions. The world said: There was Tang Yin in the Ming Dynasty, and Ji Yun in the Qing Dynasty.
Ji Xiaolan gave each of the housekeepers and book boys one ingot and twenty taels of silver so that they could be happy, linger with the beauty, relax their muscles and activate their blood, and relieve the fatigue of the carriage and horses along the way. The book boy was sixteen or seventeen years old. He had his first taste of human nature. He was out of control. He liked the rewards from adults the most. The housekeeper already had a wife and two concubines. He was a regular customer of the romantic market in the capital. He liked the women from the south of the Yangtze River the most. I was lucky enough to be here today. How could I not agree with him? Stop prostitution!
Ji Xiaolan lived up to his reputation as a romantic and talented man, and it was a secret known to everyone in the court that he liked imperial women. There is a well-known scholar who recorded that "(Ji Wendagong said to himself) There are many women in the imperial court every day, and five drums are like one in the court. Once at home, once at noon, once in the evening, once before bed, it is indispensable. In addition, there are often those who are lucky." When Ji Xiaolan heard this, he laughed, how could he believe the lies? His father, Ji Rongshu, heard that his second son liked to indulge his daughter, and copied Bai Letian's poems in his family letters: "I don't hesitate to buy a moth's eyebrow for gold, I picked up three or four flowers, and I spent all my energy on teaching singing and dancing. Once I'm gone, I won't go with you." and "Don't raise it." Don't teach a little prostitute to a thin horse. The horse is fat and can walk quickly, but the prostitute can sing and dance. In three to five years, the owner has been changed. I want to ask the old and new owners, who is happy and who is hard." He has warned. It is said that Ji Rongshu once gave Ji Xiaolan a copy of "Su Nv Jing" copied in thin gold calligraphy when he was young, instructing his son on how to absorb yin and replenish yang, and recuperate his health. It is not wrong for a scholar to be lustful. If my son's reputation as a talented man spreads far and wide, I will feel at ease.
The Madam Zui Meixuan prepared a tender girl who just got her period last month to honor Master Ji. Recently, Ji Xiaolan is very interested in girls aged 12 or 13, and has four or five girls aged 7 or 8 in her family. The girl observes the changes in her body every day, and sees how the thing on the woman's chest grows from the hair, grows longer than cardamom, and matures at the age of 28. Once her period comes, she immediately performs the courtesy of Zhou Gong. Kneading and licking the unfinished milk, fingers and tongue wandered around Fengji Xuanyu, going back and forth between the golden ditches, focusing on the grain, not reaching the wheat teeth. When watching, ask a concubine or a prostitute to lie naked on the bed. When the child becomes erect and becomes hot all over, he will immediately have sex with her.
Ji Yun asked: "What do you call me girl!"
"Please call me Jinger."
"Can I study?"
"I know some words, I grew up in a brothel!"
Talented men always like to use their talents and knowledge to conquer women and make them admire them, and then obediently submit and try their best to please themselves with their bodies.
Ji Xiaolan couldn't directly say that he was Ji Yun, a great talent. He could only teach her how to write. The implication was that he was good at calligraphy. He used his father to strictly train his thin gold body and wrote "Suru" by Zhao Luanluan, a poet of the Tang Dynasty. Title of the poem
The fragrance of powder makes the Yaoqin Zhen wet with sweat, and the white phoenix paste melts in the spring;
After bathing in the Tan Lang Mon farm, the dew flowers cool and refresh the purple grapes.
Jing'er said: "The adult is good at writing Chinese characters and is also funny. He is really talented!"
Ji Xiaolan asked: "Girl, you know this poem, can you tell me what it is about?" "
"You are so bad, how can Jing'er tell you such a thing?"
Ji Xiaolan picked up Jing'er from the desk and placed her on Xianggui's bed, "Jing'er. "My son, I want to taste your purple grapes!"
Jing'er took off her coat and played with it through the red cloth bag. She suddenly pulled away and took off the bag, but she pressed her breasts with both hands and asked. Ji Xiaolan: "Sir, you want to taste that purple grape!" The expert in Fengyue Field was stunned. He was really shocked. This female doll has a unique charm. She looked at it carefully and tasted it slowly. There are poems to prove the beauty of breasts:
Shao Hua is a good young man, and the spring jade has buds on both peaks.
The painting sill is horizontally flat and half horizontal, and the sandalwood groove is hugged and covered on one side.
The fragrance is about to soften, the first cold dew is coming, the pink droplets are just round but not broken.
The heart should be warm when held in hand, don't teach how to wear a single yarn.
Ji Xiaolan sat on the edge of the bed and held Jing'er in her arms and said, "Hey, I ate your purple grape, and now I'm going to fuck your little cunt!" She then pulled off the fig leaf, "Jing'er, I My dear, let me tell you, what is Jingou, where is Fengji, where is Xuanpu, where is, I will stop teasing your Gu Shi now, look at it, don’t close your eyes, my baby Jing Jing!"
"Baby, do you like this feeling? I'm going to fuck you!"
"Jing'er, listen to me!"
Ji Xiaolan Said: "Baby, do you remember these names? There are also Yingnu, Fanqu, He Yu, Danxue!"
Jing'er said: "The adults laughed at me, Jing'er only knows a few words It’s not just that you are blind, how can you understand this?”
Ji Xiaolan said: “My darling, you know there is a ditch in the ditch, and there is Doudou, and men like to fuck the ditch. That's enough! My dear Jing'er, I've already done some research on Royal Women, your days of happiness are still to come!"
"Haha, Jing'er, you're in trouble!" Ji Xiaolan! He lifted his head from Jing'er's lower body, held her shoulders and rushed towards her. Jing'er's scream stimulated Ji Xiaolan's desire, "Jing'er, Jing'er, I want more..." Ji Xiaolan kept talking.
Ji Xiaolan wants to record the process of Jing'er's initial removal in his secret "Yuewei Thatched Cottage Notes·External Chapter", and how he showed his great power in his work, and how he was able to defeat the wheat teeth three times. If not, how can Jing'er break through the redness of her teeth in intoxication. His words were like Sun Wukong's golden cudgel to slay demons. He was a hero on another battlefield. Riding Jing'er was like scolding and whipping as he galloped across the battlefield. His accelerated movements were that of a thousand-mile horse and that of an old scalper. Hard work. Ji Xiaolan is proud of her notebook novels, and her artistic attainments are far superior to her poetry.
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He Shen learned that Ji Xiaolan was visiting a 13-year-old prostitute at night, and laughed non-stop, "Haha! Ji Xiaolan can't change his habit of eating shit, sooner or later he will have to fall into lust! "The order was given to stop moving forward, stay for two days, and rest in Jiangning, so that Ji Xiaolan could live happily and happily, and let him do whatever he wanted to see what kind of medicine he could sell in the gourd! He Shen said to Liu Quan: "If you tell me, everyone will treat Ji Xiaolan as an actor, see how he acts, and report to me truthfully! Bribe the boss of Zui Meixuan, find a few more little girls for Ji Xiaolan, it's tiring Kill him!"
Liu Quan asked in confusion: "Sir, why are you spending this money! Then Ji Xiaolan fights against you every day, and we give him money?"
"It's useless. If he is busy visiting prostitutes, he will have less to think about, and our actions will be beneficial!"
"My lord, why not set up a trap and use a beauty trap to make Ji Xiaolan, a hypocrite, embarrassed in public?" , what kind of face does he have!"
"Ah! Liu Quan, you are a slave who has failed to achieve anything and is prone to failure! Everyone in the world knows that I and Ji Xiaolan are enemies. I came to Jiangsu with Ji Xiaolan to deal with state affairs. If there is a dispute, especially such trouble, no one will be better off. He is not here now!"
"Thank you for your compliment, I am your loyal dog. Servant!"
He Shen laughed, "What a dog slave, you are worthy of my cultivation! The dog slave is a dog slave, just don't do half-hearted things!"
Due to Heshen's disguise, Ji Xiaolan favored Jing'er for three days. During the day, he taught Kangxi's edict in the academy and played in Jing'er's boudoir at night. Jing'er can also be regarded as his student, who is slowly being civilized, from not understanding rhymes to reciting poems.
Ji Xiaolan came to the academy at three quarters on the next day. In her mind, Jing'er was still shy when she lost her virginity. Thinking about her delicate breasts, she concluded that her analysis of Su Xiaoxiao's origins was not wrong. She She's just a poetic prostitute with small breasts. This discovery must also be written down in the notebook novel. Whether to reveal it to others depends on careful consideration. The crispy flesh of her breasts made him forget the sensitivity of time. This was the time when he was used to beheading prisoners. After having lunch at the Rugui Inn not far away, he asked the book boy to drive over. Dean Chen continued to lead Vice Dean Shi, the principal, the deputy lecturer, the hall director and others to come out to greet him. Dean Chen said: "The professors, senior fellows and students of our college all praise Mr. Ji for being simple and honest, and loving the people like a son. It is a great blessing for the Qing Dynasty to have such a pillar in the imperial court and for all the people!"
Ji Xiaolan Said: "Integrity is the duty of an official, loving the people is the moral principle of an official, simplicity is the foundation of a scholar, and keeping oneself clean is the ambition of an official!"
"What Mr. Ji said is very true, I have always heard it. Your Excellency does not have an outer room or property, but he is diligent and thrifty. What I saw today is really like this. Bao Zheng will never be like this again!" Dean Chen couldn't help but sigh.
Steward Du Shen came to the academy an hour earlier than Ji Xiaolan. Vice President Shi hosted a banquet in honor of him. During the dinner, Steward Du said: "Today, Master Ji will question the Sixteenth Edict of the Holy Ancestor Kangxi." "Please don't be careless. Maybe the academy will hand over the announcement of the township covenant and the announcement of the local officials. The Holy Spirit has this intention and has someone to allocate some silver." Vice President Shi hurriedly took out a ingot of silver and handed it over. Butler Du smiled and said that this was what Dean Chen meant. Butler Du said: "I'm not like us adults. I love the fireworks of the world, especially money and women!" Vice President Shi echoed: "That man in the world doesn't like these two things! How many Master Ji Xiaolan are there in the world?"
The students lined up in the academy to greet Mr. Ji Xiaolan. Ji Xiaolan used the hot weather as an excuse to ask the accompanying court guests to randomly select six people each from civil, military, classics, history and arts, and twelve people each from Neo-Confucianism, for a total of forty-eight people, to gather in the main hall. Dean Chen personally served tea to Sir Ji, and Dianye said to all the students: "Master Ji loves the people like his own children, and he has little understanding and cannot bear the suffering of all the people!" The introduction said: "I respectfully invite you to co-organize the academic affairs of the University, Master Ji, the Minister of Etiquette. "Teach me a lesson!"
Ji Xiaolan said: "In the Qing Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty, the eight-legged essay was used for the imperial examination.
In the first month of the eleventh year of Emperor Yongzheng's reign, Sejong ordered all provinces to establish academies, and each province was given a thousand taels of silver as an initiative! The prosperity and reputation of Zhimeng Academy is entirely due to the Emperor’s grace! In the prosperous times of the Ming Dynasty, all students should study hard, take the imperial examination and become officials, care about the people, assist the country, and repay the emperor's favor! "
"Long live my emperor! Long live! Long live! "Dean Chen led the whole hospital in replying.
Ji Xiaolan said: "In view of the trend of 'the customs are declining and people's hearts are not ancient', the Holy Ancestor Emperor Kangxi wanted to 'advocate morality and reprieve, and transform the people into customs'. In the ninth year of Kangxi's reign, the "Sixteen Articles of the Imperial Edict" were promulgated to teach the world. All students must remember the teachings and read them morning and evening. The edict inherits the teachings of Confucius and Mencius, and the learning of Yang Cheng and Zhu, which is both broad and subtle. Emperor Kangxi is extremely intelligent and unparalleled. He contains 2,500 words in 112 words in 16 articles. The great success of Confucianism in 2007 is truly a blessing to all the people of our Qing Dynasty! ”
Introduction to the praise: “The students of Zhimeng Academy remember Master Ji’s teachings and praise the ‘Sixteen Edicts’ of the Holy Ancestor Emperor Kangxi. ”
The students of Zhimeng Academy chanted in unison:
Dun and filial brother should pay attention to people, respect the family, and Zhao Yongmu
He should reconcile with the township party. Litigation emphasizes agriculture and mulberry trees to provide enough food and clothing
Practice frugality to cherish money and use it in prosperous schools to educate scholars
Depose heretics to uphold orthodoxy and teach the law to warn the stupid and stubborn
Ming etiquette to strengthen folk customs and business to determine the people's will
Train the children to prohibit wrongdoing in order to make false accusations in order to be kind
Admonish to hide and run away to avoid being implicated and run out of money and food to save money and education
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Union Bao Jia kills the thieves to relieve their hatred and save their lives
Ji Xiaolan said: "Very good, very good! The students of Zhimeng Academy are the pillars of the Qing Dynasty! "
Ji Xiaolan ordered all the students to retreat and said to Dean Chen: "Emperor Yongzheng governed the world with filial piety, and paid more attention to the 'Sixteen Articles of the Imperial Edict'. He explained them one by one in thousands of words, and wrote " Holy Edict and Guangxun". Nowadays, the voices of states, prefectures and counties in learning are too low, and they need to be strengthened! The emperor has mentioned this matter several times, but he doesn’t want to issue an edict. You all have to be spontaneous. It is our duty as scholars to understand the holy will and share the emperor’s worries. We cannot have to wait for the imperial edict for everything! ”
Dean Chen said: “Thank you, Sir, for your support. Zhimeng Academy will definitely take the lead and be effective throughout the world!” ”
“I have a personal relationship with the former Dean Qian. This is also Mr. Qian’s idea. When the time is right, I will request an order and the plaque with the personal calligraphy of Long Live Lord will be hung in the main hall of the academy. ! The emperor will definitely add a reward! ”
Ji Xiaolan’s words inspired Dean Chen, and he immediately made "Holy Edict Guangxun" a required reading for all students. No matter what they study, it will be assessed every quarter. "Sixteen Articles of the Edict" were engraved into The stone plaque was erected at the entrance of the academy, and the students recited it morning and evening and followed suit.
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It is said that Heshen was stationed in Jiangning, and everyone from the chief envoy to the county magistrate of Jiangning came to pay his respects. There was an endless stream of businessmen and merchants.
He Shen was a big deal, and he would agree to it. If He Shen couldn't handle something, the Qing Dynasty had to ask the emperor. He was proficient in officialdom, because he could do things that others couldn't do, so everyone turned to him, because what he said was effective in front of the emperor, so everyone turned to him. The iron power of the Qing Dynasty could not be separated from people like him. If everyone gets rich, the country will be unified for thousands of years. As the saying goes, "Three years to clear the prefecture, and one hundred thousand snowflakes and silver!" "On the second day that He Shen was stationed in Jiangning, which was equivalent to thirty years of being a Qing magistrate, he received one million taels of silver. Liu Quan, the chief steward, took some oil and received one to twenty thousand taels of silver. This pair of He Shen came to It is said that he is very restrained, and he is just taking a break because of his official duties. He cannot refuse the filial piety of his parents and the people of the Qing Dynasty, otherwise it will leave an unkind comment. As the saying goes: "If you don't get rich as an official, I won't even come to you!" "
Heshen heard that Ji Xiaolan was teaching the "Sixteen Articles of the Holy Edict" at Zhimeng Academy, and asked students to recite it morning and evening. He immediately reprinted the "Edict of the Holy Edict" and spread it to all provinces starting from Zhimeng. . Cursing: "Ji Xiaolan, this flatterer, even patted the horse to guess what the emperor farts!" ”
He Shen is no longer interested in those who accompany him with a smile and pay bribes. Just like drinking tea and eating every day, from time to time there are people who pay filial piety to rare treasures, antiques, calligraphy and paintings, which can make Mr. He’s eyes light up, just like For women who taste fresh, there is no repetition in bed, each has its own saucy look.
Ji Xiaolan once told He Shen that apart from being both bachelors, we also have one thing in common: we both like to collect. Ji Xiaolan likes to collect all kinds of women, and adults like gold and silver jewelry. The last happy collaboration between the two of them was when Ji Xiaolan exchanged two Japanese beauties for the erotic pictures of Qiu Ying and Tang Yin from the Ming Dynasty that he collected.
He Shen wants to take advantage of his free time to enjoy more of the scenery of Jiangning. At this time, Ji Xiaolan from Suzhou is having a rough time with Jing'er, training her to be a master of romance. The sound coming from her yet-to-be-grown-up body is pain rather than pain. Addicted, the old madam felt sorry for Jing'er under the temptation of Master Ji's money, and let Xiang'er and Xiao Cui also share Master Ji's happiness. When Ji Xiaolan's crazy thrusting made Jing'er scream again, Xiang'er, who was hiding behind the screen, opened the curtain and pressed her plump breasts against Master Ji's back.
"Beautiful! Impeccable! Wonderful! A natural beauty!"
"What are you just talking about? Come on!"
Ji Xiaolan has always liked it The woman's lustful voice made Xiang'er pounce on Ji Xiaolan's body. The two met their opponents in chess and fought with gusto.
"Jing'er, learn from your sister!" Ji Xiaolan said to Jing'er who was grabbing her clothes to cover her body.
"Sir, you were a polite gentleman in bed yesterday, just like a teacher in elementary school. But just now, a tiger descended from the mountain and wanted to eat Jing'er! Jing'er is scared!" Jing'er said aggrievedly! .
When Heshen set out in Jiangning, he heard the old madam’s report about the interesting things about Ji Xiaolan’s room. When he fell off the bed, he nearly sprayed his breakfast out. He said to Liu Quan, "You've done a good job. Ji Xiaolan will die of exhaustion in bed sooner or later and become a romantic ghost!"
He Shen also calculated Jiang Ning's harvest on the boat, and how many silver taels were equivalent to the jewelry and jade. , identify the authenticity of more than a dozen antiques, calligraphy and paintings, and estimate the market price. The court guests read the account books to see what the princes and officials like, and which of these harvests can be used as gifts. The Western clock sent by the salt merchant Zhen's family came from Macau. It is really a rare thing. It is small and exquisite, decorated with jade and sparkling with gold. It is hard to put it down. This is a person who knows how to get things done and is worth cultivating!
Jiang Ning’s harvest was only so little, and he was still 60 million taels away from his next wish of 10 million taels of silver. He kept lamenting that he was racking his brains to make a windfall in Suzhou, but he couldn’t. Leaving the treasury and silver warehouse in the mansion vacant, I regret that I was still a little timid when I was in the household department and couldn't stretch my hands enough. I pricked up my ears and seemed to hear Ji Xiaolan scolding, "Heshen, this corrupt official, Heshen, this traitorous minister, you are such a damn turtle bastard!"
Ji Xiaolan, the third daughter of the Night Emperor, continued to return at dawn. Arriving at Rugui Inn, I still came to the academy in the afternoon, but instead of continuing the "Sixteen Edicts" with Dean Chen, I had a secret conversation with the butler Mu Bin, who compiled the news about He Shen ahead into a document for Ji Xiaolan to read. Ji Xiaolan said: "There is no need to discuss it. This evening, everyone in the academy will welcome Mr. He. He Shen will definitely not arrive tomorrow morning. He will appear in the evening with a friendly image that does not disturb the people and makes no noise."
Of course. , He Shen was not idle either. Prostitutes were a refined hobby of literati. The pleasure boats and the big boats docked at Jiangning at the same time. As they approached, the singing girls and dancing prostitutes transferred into the small boats one after another. The only unhappy thing was that the governor of Liangjiang refused to see Heshen on the grounds that he occasionally felt cold. He only asked the chief envoy to greet him and sent him a jade Buddha from the Yuan Dynasty to send him away.
Suzhou officials paid the governor to arrive at the county magistrate one day in advance to wait by the river. If the reception was not good, the consequences of making the adults angry would be disastrous!