What are the interesting languages?

The teacher asked the students to write the word "dog" silently. A student drew a dot on the word "dog" in the upper left corner. The teacher gave a comment: the dog's head is crooked, its head is missing, which is outrageous. It lays eggs with a fork on its left shoulder.

Father and son passed the gate of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride in this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!" "The father replied airily," People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! "

(Note: Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude? )

After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. It was the son who looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear."

Note: We are used to judging others and ourselves by different standards, so that we are often strict with ourselves. )

Three, there are two Taiwan Province tour groups to travel to the Japanese Izu Peninsula. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. One of the tour guides repeatedly apologized and said that the road was just like pockmarked. However, another tour guide said poetically to the tourists, "Ladies and gentlemen, the road we are taking now is the famous Izu charming dimple avenue."

(Note: Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful your thoughts are and how you think about them are up to you. )

Fourth, students who are also in the third grade of primary school say in their composition that their future wish is to be a clown. China's teacher denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!" The foreign church said, "May you bring laughter to the whole world!" "

(Note: As elders, we not only tend to demand more than encourage, but also have a narrower definition of success. )

In the Palace Museum, a lady said impatiently to her husband, "I said why you walked so slowly. So you always stop to look at these things. "

(Note: Some people only know how to rush on the road of life, and as a result, they lose the opportunity to see beautiful flowers on both sides. )

My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband has been nagging: slow down. Watch out! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly. Shovel it up quickly, there is too much oil! Level the tofu! "Gee," the wife blurted out, "I know how to cook." "Of course you know, madam," the husband replied calmly. "I just want you to know how I feel when you are chattering around while I am driving."

(Note: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other side's perspective and position. )

Mark Twain's Wonderful Answer

Mark Twain, a famous modern American writer, sat opposite a lady at a banquet and said out of courtesy, "You are so beautiful!" " The lady said ungrateful, "It's a pity that I can't praise you in the same way!" " "Mark Twain said," That doesn't matter. You can lie like me. "Words euphemistically peaceful, with the opposite. The lady bowed her head.

The shortest letter in the world

After Hugo, a famous French writer, sent the manuscript of Les Miserables to the publishing house, it was not published for some time. So I sent a letter to the publishing house, and the content only wrote: "? -Hugo. " Soon, he received a reply from the publishing house, and the content was only: "! -editing room. " After a while, Les Miserables, which caused a sensation in the world, made it convenient for readers to meet.

This letter is called "the shortest letter in the world".

Who is the champion?

The battle report of a football match wrote: "Because of this fierce football match, Shandong team defeated Beijing team and won the championship."

The first man looked at it and said that the Shandong team had won the football match. The communique reads: "Because of this fierce football match, Shandong team defeated Beijing team and won the championship." Another person said, no, it was clearly written in the Battle Report: "As a result of this fierce football match, Shandong team was defeated and Beijing team won the championship."

who is right and who is wrong

Once upon a time, there was an advertisement posted in a hotel, which read: "Stay in rainy days, stay in the future." A passenger came forward to ask about the hotel. The shopkeeper pointed to the advertisement and said, "Didn't you see the advertisement saying,' If it rains, just stay for one day, just stay for one day? "Stay," said the guest. "I saw it. The advertisement clearly says:' If it rains, stay for one day. Do you want to stay? "Stay!" "

In fact, there are two other ways to pronounce this sentence: one is a question: "If it rains, stay for one day, stay for one day?" One is a declarative sentence: "If it rains, it will stay, and if it stays, it will not stay."

Sir's written evidence