Guo: Thank you, thank you everyone for giving me a round of applause
Yu: When the two of you come on stage, you give me a round of applause
Guo: I will give you a round of applause if you continue filming. You took it (audience applauded). Thank you again for the applause. I feel so happy when I say it. I’m just kidding
Yu: Yes
Guo: We two brothers work together I have been working for about six years. If Guo Degang has such achievements, it is entirely due to myself (referring to Yu Qian). I have worked hard
Yu: Let me discuss something with you. If you don’t want to introduce me in the future Can you please stop comparing yourself to me?
Guo: Not finished yet
Yu: Yeah
Guo: A single thread cannot make a thread, nor can a single tree make a single thread. Cheng Lin, how many nails are there in the body? How could he be where he is today without help?
Yu: I dare not do this
Guo: I would like to thank my wife for taking advantage of this precious land in Shandong. , thank you for his help
Yu: Am I here?
Guo: There is you
Yu: Hey, you are talking about me
Guo: Without you
Yu: Ah
Guo: I would have been famous a long time ago
Yu: Ah, I have been messing around here Right?
Guo: Are you kidding
Yu: Just kidding
Guo: Where can I leave you?
Yu: Just kidding
: Yes
Guo: In cross talk, I am the person A
Yu: Hey, I am the person B,
Guo: I am the funny one
Yu: I am admired
Guo: For example, I am a star in the sky
Yu: Then who am I?
Guo: I am the sun
Yu: You said it again
Guo: If I say it is insulin
Yu: What about me?
Guo: You have high blood sugar
Yu: There is such a match
Guo: If I were Pleasant Goat, you would be Big Big Wolf
Yu: Cartoons would come out Li
Guo: I am <
Yu: Where am I?
Guo: <
Yu: Two movies
Guo: If I were Guangyuan’s oranges, you would be Sanlu’s milk
Yu: This can’t be sold
< p>Guo: If I were Edison ChenYu: Oh, I’m not Cecilia Cheung
Guo: You are Nicholas Tse’s son, call me uncle
Yu: There is no such metaphor
Guo: Tell a few jokes
Yu: A
Guo: If you don’t talk, it won’t be lively, if you don’t laugh, it won’t be lively. If you don’t laugh, it won’t come.
Yu: Tu Li'er
Guo: Smiling is good
Yu: Yeah
Guo: Take away all the depression in people's hearts Remove
Yu: Release it
Guo: Alas, actually speaking out of conscience
Yu: Ah
Guo: I have a question I especially want to ask Teacher Yu
Yu: Ask me?
Guo: I’m afraid you’ll be unhappy
Yu: Just ask me if you have anything< /p>
Guo: The level is limited
Yu: It doesn’t matter
Guo: I have a cold, you have a question
Yu: Oh
< p>Guo: I should be presumptuousYu: Hey
Guo: Let me ask you a question
Yu: You say
Guo: Haha, you (cough), you are under a lot of pressure
Yu: Can we stop doing this? Are you pretending to be confused and swearing because you understand?
Guo: Oh ?Shanghai people also understand this?
Yu: Nonsense! Now promoting Mandarin
Guo: Oh, I'm sorry. I solved the case by speaking some Beijing dialect
Yu: I didn't ask this question
Guo: You Is there any pressure?
Yu: Definitely.
Guo: Tell me
Yu: Hey, for example, you have to release new works every year< /p>
Guo: Well, this is a certain amount of pressure
Yu: Whether the audience accepts the work after it is released is another aspect of pressure
Guo: This is the truth. How uncomfortable is all this pressure? , you have to work hard,
You made us very happy by telling these unhappy things.
Yu: What's your state of mind? Picking up music, right?
Guo: No, no, we are in the same boat
Yu: Do you feel the same way?
Guo: You don’t understand, look at the dazzling people on the platform laughing and cursing
Yu: Yes
Guo: It’s all pressure
Yu: We are all under pressure
Guo: Oops, if you say it poorly, the audience will criticize you, but if you say it well, your peers will criticize you
Yu: Everyone will criticize you
Guo: It’s so easy to become famous and a bunch of shameless people sue you
Yu: Well, you’ve caught up
Guo: It’s all a matter of course. Fortunately, you are A good actor, looking for ideas for the people
Yu: Still thinking for the people
Guo: You stand here and talk about cross talk, I hope everyone likes you
Yu: All That way
Guo: There are still differences between you and mainstream actors
Yu: Am I different from them?
Guo: Yes, you live by your box office revenue
Yu: That’s right
Guo: Mainstream actors are all genetically modified
Yu: Oh, the actors are also genetically modified
Guo: There is a difference between you and them
Yu: There is a difference
Guo: Okay Living like this
Yu: Hey
Guo: Go your own way
Yu: Yes
Guo: To be honest, I am also very stressed inside. I am a strong person
Yu: You can see it
Guo: I have had many careers
Yu: Oh< /p>
Guo: Nothing goes well
Yu: What have you done?
Guo: Yeah, it’s a long story. Sometimes I feel like I can’t hold it in my stomach anymore
Yu: You can also say it
Guo: There is a lot of pressure. I am very strong. I really want to show my own value. I especially hope that everyone can help me and give me some love. I will return your one-night stand.
Yu: That’s nonsense. A
Guo: I said it wrong
Yu: Isn’t it wrong? You can't talk nonsense like this
Guo: It's me... help me. I'm under too much pressure. I've encountered so many ups and downs over the years. Fortunately, I've always been relatively strong in my heart
< p>Yu: That's okayGuo: Just lie down wherever you fall
Yu: I haven't gotten up since, I'm all lying down. Wherever you fall, you can get up.
Guo: Wherever you fall, you fall and get up again
Yu: Dad, get up again? You can’t take advantage of whoever you catch
Guo: Pick up where you fell
Yu: Let’s make it clear
Guo: Sometimes I can do it all night I couldn't sleep all night, oh, I was dreaming, I was tired from the long journey to the Himalayas,
Yu: I was tired
Guo: Climbing Mount Everest
Yu : The highest
Guo: Climbing to the top of Mount Everest step by step "How can I get down?!"
Yu: Your dream is really practical
Guo : Thank you for your encouragement. Alas, I worked in restaurants back then
Yu: Oh, I also worked in catering
Guo: Opened a restaurant
Yu: Oh
p>Guo: The name of the restaurant is Qinxing
Yu: Yes
Guo: It’s not possible if you are not diligent
Yu: Yes
Guo: How difficult is it? Why do all the people from the same family come to your house for dinner?
Yu: You have to be unique
Guo: Back then I was ambitious, I wanted to be the leader in the catering industry
Yu: Too ideal
Guo: I will be Boss Guo from now on, and the name of my restaurant is "Boss Guo Hotel"
Yu: It's hard to say
Guo: Sitting in the room after opening Waiting
Yu: A
Guo: Here to eat: "This is the 'Old Lady Guo's Restaurant'"
Yu: Well, this look in the eyes It’s not bad, I have cataracts in my eyes
Guo: These two people made me so angry. I was holding a can of Coke in my hand, and the Coke came out as soon as I shook it
< p>Yu: HuhGuo: Hurry up and block your mouth, the coke will go out along the nose
Yu: Spit out the water
Guo
:Where is all this nonsense
Yu: What kind of image is this?
Guo: Ouch
Yu: The pressure is high enough
Guo: Not comfortable
Yu: Ah
Guo: My throat is quite sore, wow (vomiting), what do you want to eat?
Yu: What else can anyone eat? !
Guo: He didn’t say anything
Yu: Yes
Guo: Take off your shoes and hit me
Yu: Okay
p>Guo: Hey, you are treating me like a Bush A
Yu: Hehe
Guo: There are people who cook Sichuan, Shandong, and Cantonese cuisine. Can I get some? It’s something that others don’t have
Yu: It’s good to have this special feature
Guo: I thought about it and I sell Henan cuisine
Yu: Is there any cuisine in Henan?
Guo: Henan cuisine is popular in Guangyuan, so I sell Kaifeng cuisine
In: Kaifeng catering restaurant
Guo: I make it have a foreign flavor Full
Yu: What a foreign flavor
Guo: You can’t write Kaifeng cuisine, take the first letter of the English alphabet, Kai, K, Feng, F, dish, C
p>Yu: Listen to these three letters
Guo: OK, write KFC
Yu: Oh
Guo: Let my grandfather wear glasses again Photos of everyone (Caile de Coral) I have eaten here
Yu: Who is it?
Guo: Not so many people came in to eat
Yu : Yes
Guo: But when I went to KFC, they all came out and spat at me
Yu: Did you know that you stole someone’s name?
Guo : Or just have real Western food
Yu: What is real Western food?
Guo: Old London fried noodles
Yu: Never heard of it , is fried noodles produced in London?
Guo: Old Tanzanian steamed and fried buns, old electroplated Indonesian wontons
Yu: Electroplated Indonesian?
Guo: What is it called?
Yu: Indonesia
Guo: I was wrong, I don’t make money
Yu: I don’t make money
Guo: Selling pizza
Yu: Oh, what a profit
Guo: Call me a loser
Yu: Too unreliable
Guo: If people don’t come in for dinner, they say it’s unlucky
Yu: How fresh
Guo: Otherwise, I’ll sell Korean food
Yu: : Oh, Korean food
Guo: It sells Korean food. There is a Korean restaurant called "Three Thousand Miles of the Moon"
Yu: Oh
Guo: Barbecue
Yu: Yes
Guo: Why is it called Three Thousand Miles?
Yu: Well, the land area is three thousand miles
Guo: Ah, our Chinese civilization is five thousand years old. It’s called Three Thousand Miles, and mine is Five Thousand Years
Yu: People versus each other
Guo: It’s called Mingyue
< p>Yu: HmmGuo: For the sake of confrontation, Ming, Ming is, "Ming" vs. "White", "Moon" vs. "Sun"
Yu: Hmm
Guo: He is "Three Thousand Miles of Bright Moon"
Yu: Who are you?
Guo: Five Thousand Years of Daylight
Yu: That You will have to pay for your life soon
Guo: Why is that?
Yu: Still asking why?
Guo: The police station came to see me. , "This restaurant of yours is immoral"
Yu: Who helped you?
Guo: I worked in several restaurants and spent almost all my money without making any money. What should I do?
Yu: Huh?
Guo: Oh, later a friend told me that you should save some antique jadeware
Yu: Sell antiques
Guo: You can make a lot of money here, but the money you can make from selling food is limited
Yu: That’s true
Guo: An antique can make a lot of money< /p>
Yu: I can earn a lot
Guo: Oh, let’s look for it at home
Yu: Yeah
Guo: Let’s see what we have at home What antiques
Yu: Are there any good things?
Guo: There are a lot of things
Yu: What are they?
Guo: These are my uncle's slippers
Yu: Hey
Guo: My grandma pickled sauerkraut
Yu: Heh< /p>
Guo
:My grandpa brewed medicinal wine, which is very powerful
Yu: Yes
Guo: My second uncle drank this and died from it
Yu: Ah? Do you dare to sell this?
Guo: The formula for forensic autopsy is the same as arsenic
Yu: This is poison, sell something that others don’t have
Guo: I have it< /p>
Yu: What is it?
Guo: Second uncle’s ashes
Yu: Who wants it?
Guo: Grab a handful and have a taste
Yu: Nonsense, has anyone tasted the ashes?
Guo: Later people said
Yu: Ah
Guo: You want to buy antiques, jade, calligraphy and painting, etc.
Yu: Ah
Guo: Shanxi, Shaanxi
Yu: That’s an ancient city
Guo: Shanxi can’t go
Yu: Really?
Guo: I really carry the shovel and dig there, dig and dig until I get to the small coal mine. If I die there, it’s not worthy of Shaanxi.
Yu: Hey , it’s Ah
Guo: Shaanxi is very good, and Shanxi’s snack is called mutton steamed buns
Yu: Ah
Guo: From now on I will be making steamed buns Ripples in the ocean.
Yu: Don’t worry about the soup being scalding
Guo: Find some things and prepare the money
Yu: Ah
Guo: Let’s go, drive my BMW Xiali
Yu: Uh, OK, OK, wait a minute, BMW Xiali, what kind of car is this? Is it?
Guo: There is a BMW sticker on Xiali
Yu: Hey, what a nonsense
Guo: I am creative
Yu: You
Guo: I did the BMW brand Xiali, bought Apple brand bananas and ate them. When I was driving out, someone stopped me and banged on my car window. , I recognized him at first sight
Yu: Hey
Guo: Your father, your father Mr. Yu Degang
Yu: Wait, my father Yu De Gang
Guo: Yes
Yu: Full name is De Gang
Guo: You are beautiful
Yu: What advantage do I take? ?What’s so beautiful?
Guo: Your father’s name is Yu Deshui
Yu: How fresh
Guo: Water drains easily
Yu: Oh
Guo: Install that tank
Yu: What do you think?
Guo: This is all what your father thought of
Yu: Drink, stop talking nonsense
Guo: Smash it, Degang (redirected) Head) Degang
Yu: Hey! The two virtues met together
Guo: The relationship between the two of us is very good. We have known each other for many years and have the same affection as brothers and sisters.
Yu: Brothers and sisters? ! Brothers and sisters
Guo: Foot and mouth disease
Yu: Huh?
Guo: Get in the car, open the door and go to the passenger side. "This car is too small, very narrow."
Yu: Yeah
Guo: "Look, the space is small. Can we put eight dishes and two bottles of beer here?" !
Guo: Look, he didn’t tell the truth
Yu: Ah
Guo: There is a bowl of rice here
Yu : It’s too edible
Guo: Open the door and he’s gone
Yu: Is it because of vomiting? ! Are you using your car as a trash can?
Guo: This person is so wicked. Let me clean it up after he leaves
Yu: Ah
Guo: No matter how hard I clean it up, I can’t clean it up
Yu: Youweier
Guo: You can smell it even two miles away. I was stopped by the police when I got on the highway. "How much did you drink? Your car is looking up."
Yu: How did the police find out?
Guo: It’s not that I’m in a hurry, I’m down to business and I have to leave quickly. Look at my car, zher, turn on the siren, engengengengengengengeng~~~~~~~
Yu: Let’s go
Guo: The police are happy, come down, come down
Yu: No
Guo: Private people are not allowed to install this, so tear it down ! Dududu has been dismantled, I’m used to pretending like this
Yu: Ah
Guo: If you don’t have this, don’t sit here.
Turn, open the window
Yu: Yeah
Guo: engengengengengengeng
Yu: Are you calling yourself?
Guo: I can’t even speak when I shout about Shaanxi
Yu: My voice is hoarse
Guo: I’m all purple
< p>Yu: HeyGuo: Oh, let’s go buy something first
Yu: What good stuff do you have?
Guo: Antique calligraphy and painting, really a good buy
Yu: Do you have any?
Guo: Buy some paintings of Tang Bohu
Yu: Oh, then you can copy them
Guo: Tang Yin, Tang Bohu, a great talent during the Zhengde period of the Ming Dynasty The painting
Yu: Very precious
Guo: Oh, beauty
Yu: Oh, I painted this for him
Guo: Landscape
Yu: He is good at
Guo: Fuwa
Yu: Ah? Tang Bohu painted Fuwa?
Guo: A set of five cards
Yu: Hey, you can really fool people
Guo: I also bought Wang Xizhi’s calligraphy
Yu: That’s not bad
Guo: It was written by the great calligrapher Wang Xizhi
Yu: What did you write?
Guo: Same world, same dream
Yu: Oh, I need to work hard
Guo: I appreciate it
Yu: You?
Guo: I also bought a good fan, written by Emperor Qianlong
Yu: Good
Guo: Qianlong’s imperial pen
Yu: What to write?
Guo: Four big characters
Yu: A
Guo: Hidden secret oil
Yu: Oh, don’t hold it
Guo: Also write below
Yu: A
Guo: Qianlong gave Mr. Guo Degang ***Mian
Yu: He All the old people know about this
Guo: I got rich
Yu: Hehe
Guo: Everything is done and I drive back to Beijing
p>
Yu: Come back
Guo: As soon as I got into the traffic jam on the expressway, I was so anxious. I had my engengengengengengeng in front of me
Yu: Siren
Guo: I rushed over long ago
Yu: Ah
Guo: No
Yu: Oh
Guo: Here is a hawker , call me here, "local siren"
Yu: That's there too
Guo: Ah, siren, buy it, buy it and install it, it works really well< /p>
Yu: Use it
Guo: The voice is loud
Yu: Oh
Guo: As soon as you open it here, "wipe it clean, wipe it clean" Clean clean clean clean clean clean clean wipe”
Yu: The siren is too regionally colored
Guo: Drive all the way back to Beijing
Yu : Have you arrived in Beijing? I couldn’t understand this after I left Shaanxi
Guo: Clean, clean, clean. When I got to Beijing, the police stopped me and said “stop”
Yu: Ah
Guo: Don’t you know how to promote Mandarin?
Yu: Hey, I really don’t understand.
Guo: What are you yelling about? Look at my license plate
Yu: Ah
Guo: Tell me a little bit
Yu: What's the matter?
Guo: The Olympics will be here soon, we will implement odd and even numbers
Yu: Oh
Guo: This is an even number, it will be thirty-one tomorrow You can't come out, go home and rest for a day
Yu: A
Guo: I understand, you have to pay for the order number when buying a car
Yu: Odd number Son
Guo: You can come out on the 31st, just wait
Yu: Ah
Guo: Today is the 1st, do you think?
Yu: These two days are consecutive
Guo: I’m looking forward to it
Yu: Ah
Guo: Zhuantian No. 2< /p>
Yu: Ah
Guo: As soon as I went out, haha, the car was lost
Yu: Oh, there is also a BMW brand Xiali
Guo: There is also a blind eye
Yu: What should I do?
Guo: Let me sell my calligraphy and painting, I’m out
Yu: Ah
Guo:
No one wants it
Yu: That means no one wants it
Guo: If you put it together, would you sell it for five yuan?
Yu: Ah?
Guo: Even if you hate me, you don’t have enough money for the alarm
Yu: Don’t mention your alarm
Guo: What should I do?
Yu: A
Guo: The car is gone, the money is gone too
Yu: You are wrong
Guo: Let's see where they are recruiting and I'll sign up.
Yu: Oh, sure
Guo: Let's do something
Yu: Yeah
< p>Guo: The KFC next door is recruiting workers, go and sign upYu: Go ahead
Guo: There is a row of examiners sitting there saying "Hello everyone" "What are your specialties?"
p>Yu: Yeah
Guo: I can sing
Yu: Yes
Guo: Sing one
Yu: A
Guo: More happiness and more laughter can be found at McDonald’s
Yu: No matter how good you sing, the wrong place will make you sing like a hot kiln
Guo: When I came out, the supervisor here came out and said, "Wait a minute, I'll tell you, it's not because I sang the wrong song and I don't want you."
Yu: That is?
Guo: Your Kaifeng dishes are stamped
Yu: This guy is still thinking about this
Guo: I feel so worried
Yu: A
Guo: Too much pressure
Yu: There is pressure
Guo: Let’s go out and play for a while
Yu :A
Guo: Here and there, come around Shanghai
Yu:: Here we are
Guo: We have arrived at Jin'an Temple, go in and burn incense. Go
Yu: Ah
Guo: May the gods and Buddhas bless me. I went to burn incense. My phone came out and fell into the ethics box.
Yu: This is on my back So energetic
Guo: (Looking left and right) No one is there, find a brick
Yu: Smash this ethics box
Guo: Come here and four security guards: "I'll kill you!"
Yu: People think they have to invest money
Guo: An old man came over and said, "Donor, you have the appearance of a rich man."
Yu: He saw it
Guo: "You will have completely turned around in one month. I have a piece of jade worth five thousand yuan. Hold it in your mouth." In one month, everything will be fine for you." Give someone money, take it and put it in your mouth
Yu: Give it to someone else
Guo: Within a month, your tongue will be green for two days< /p>
Yu: The jade has faded
Guo: Whoever sees me scolds me
Yu: Yes
Guo: "You are so heartless. Are there any Taoists in Jin'an Temple?"
Yu: Yes, is this a monk's temple?
Guo: Is it a lama?
Yu: What kind of lama is it?
Guo: Whoever sees me will ask
Yu: Yeah
Guo: Is your gallbladder broken?
Yu: Guess, isn’t this the case? ?
Guo: No, I said I drank Sanlu milk. "Sanlu should be white," mint flavor
Yu: Okay, don't follow others Hu explained
Guo: Oh, I am under too much pressure
Yu: The pressure is getting bigger and bigger
Guo: There is not much money at home.
Yu: I’m so poor
Guo: Alas, I need to be more cautious when spending money
Yu: One spend is enough
Guo ：Eating has become a problem
Yu: Save money on food
Guo: Ah Before Christmas
Yu: Ah
Guo: As soon as I stand up, I want to relieve my pressure. I persuade myself to live well
Yu: Yes
Guo: No matter what I see, I will be happy Yes, it’s not uncomfortable if you don’t take it to heart
Yu: OK
Guo: I didn’t expect to hear such news
Yu: Yeah
Guo ：Ai Iijima passed away
Yu: How can you still have such leisure?! Do you know that you can even starve to death?
Guo: My spiritual support
Yu: Hey, this is what I rely on if I don’t eat
Guo: I just mean Keeping him alive
Yu: Okay
Guo: She left me
Yu: She left
Guo: Didn't say hello to me
Yu: What did you say?
Guo: I'm not her... (not sure)
Yu: You It’s no longer possible, you know?
Guo: Well, I wish you success
Yu: I have no chance
Guo: I feel bad
Yu: A
Guo: I went out to relax by myself. I’m hungry. There is a noodle shop that sells knife-shaped noodles
Yu: Knife-shaped noodles
Guo: Big bowls It’s five yuan a bowl
Yu: Ah
Guo: The small bowl is three yuan
Yu: Two yuan difference
Guo: I have to eat a big bowl
Yu: a lot
Guo: But the big bowl costs two yuan more
Yu: This It’s also bad
Guo: I want to save some money, and at the same time, I want to commemorate Teacher Ai Iijima
Yu: It has nothing to do with it, it’s just about saving money
Guo: I eat a small bowl
Yu: Alas
Guo: A small bowl, I will definitely not be full
Yu: Three Blocks
Guo: Let me eat quickly
Yu: Eat quickly?
Guo: I deceived my stomach
Yu: What do you care about this?
Guo: I’ll just pretend I’m full
Yu: Where?
Guo: I’ve finished eating, but I’ve made the gluttons come up
Yu: I’m hungry now
Guo: Let’s go for a walk on the street
< p>Yu: AhGuo: Hey, there is a big table in the restaurant next door. Take a look
Yu: Ah
Guo: Degang
Yu: My dad
Guo: Hey! !
Yu: I really like screaming
Guo: I feel much better now
Yu: Hey, just point at Ai Iijima and me.
Guo: Oh, you and Iijima Ai acted together
Yu: Never heard of it, who? What is this mess?
Guo: Your father is having dinner
Yu: Ah
Guo: Let’s have dinner with your friend, I’ll go in
Yu: Yeah
Guo: Let’s eat together
Yu: Eat there
Guo: I’m full, someone suggested it.
"Let's go find a place to play cards."
Yu: Let's play for a while
Guo: There is a five-star express hotel next to it
Yu : It’s already a five-star hotel, but it’s still an express hotel?
Guo: I don’t understand this, go ahead
Yu: I don’t know where you are?
Guo: Opened a house
Yu: Ah
Guo: Come in and let’s play cards, play cards and bet on winnings and losses
Yu: Oh
Guo: They are having a great time, look at their names
Yu: Ah
Guo: Laifu , make money, bring happiness, win big, win surely
Yu: Playing with you, the shopkeeper
Guo: I, I’m sorry about my name
Yu: Don’t embarrass others
Guo: I didn’t win at all
Yu: Okay, really memorize it
Guo: Then at 1:30, they all left , packed up my things and left, I stayed, just live here honestly, the rent has been spent, sleep for a while, everyone left here, I am angry
Yu: Yeah
Guo: Thinking about them, oh my, why do I have so many worries? The phone rings
Yu: Hey
Guo: A woman called, "Do you want service?" (Li Jing’s voice)
Yu: Is Li Jing here?
Guo: "What kind of services do you have here?" "Our services here are really exciting" (Li Jing's voice)
Yu: Hey, this is still Li Jing
p>Guo: Let me tell you, you are too shameless
Yu: Ah
Guo: What are you doing other than eating? It has to be such a dirty profession, Ah? Come on, come up and I'll teach you a lesson!
Yu: Did you call someone up?
Guo: I want to reprimand her
Yu: Yes, okay
Guo: I reprimanded her with a critical attitude
Yu: Oh
Guo: Coming soon, big eyes
Yu: Ah
Guo: OK, sit here, what is your name? "Li Jingjing"
Yu: Just one more word
Guo: You are so shameless
Yu: A
Guo: Why can’t you do this if you have three hundred and sixty jobs?
Yu: Wrong
Guo: Dirty, low-level and dirty. Dirty
Yu: Yes
Guo: Why don’t you take a shower?!
Yu: Wait a minute, come back
Guo : A purification of the soul
Yu: Can the soul be washed away? Where is this good guy?
Guo: Sit there with a bath towel
Yu: Ah ,
Guo: Are you a human?
Yu: Ah
Guo: What is it that you are not doing?
Yu: Ah
Guo: In my heart, I am hot and shameless, but I am an upright person
Yu: You?
Guo: A person who has escaped from vulgar taste
Yu: Let her be clean
Guo: Well, let’s just talk while we are talking
Yu: Ah
< p>Guo: The door was openedYu: Ah?
Guo: Many police comrades came
Yu: Oh
Guo: There are more than a hundred People’s Liberation Army uncles from the security police riot squad
Yu: They treat you as a thug
Guo: Crack down hard
Yu: : Oh, catch this day
Guo: Catch pornography, gambling and drugs
Yu: Oh
Guo: Get me away
Yu: Should go in
Guo: Fined 20,000 yuan
Yu: Huh
Guo: Call the police station and come out
Yu: A
Guo: I look up to the sky and sigh
Yu: A
Guo: When you live your whole life, you have to eat a big bowl of noodles! ! !
Yu: What is this mess? Is this your experience?
Guo: This big bowl doesn’t have the following things
Yu: Alas Yeah, I went home to sleep when I was full
Guo: My Iijima love
Yu: Hey
Guo: Then I have to live,< /p>
Yu: Still thinking about this
Guo: I’m under a lot of pressure
Yu: Ah
<p>Guo: I have to do something
Yu: Yes
Guo: In the bathing center next to me, we recruit people who take baths
Yu: Rely on strength Eating
Guo: That’s okay. Do you want to work harder? Go there and apply for a job. I’ll be the one to take it.
Yu: Oh, I’m really impressed.
Guo : When I went to work the day after tomorrow, a lot of people came to me to give me a bath, which scared me
Yu: What’s wrong?
Guo: This guy has tattoos all over his body
Yu: Tattoos
Guo: All tattoos except the eyes
Yu: How hard is it?
Guo: There is no place for toes.
Yu: Hua Wen'er
Guo: It scares me, little flower girl, this is not allowed
Yu: Where is this?< /p>
Guo: Ah, customer, I don’t dare to speak anymore
Yu: I’m scared
Guo: What path are you on? I’m happy "Don't be afraid"
Yu: Oh
Guo: I'm not a bad person
Yu: No
Guo: Don't think I have a tattoo They are all gangsters. Yue Fei also has a tattoo.
Yu: Is this the same? What kind of tattoo does Yue Fei have?
Guo: Does Yue Fei say "come here" on the back? ?Hey, his mother wrote it for him
Yu: Hey, serve the country with loyalty
Guo: Ah, I said you, this is too weird
Yu: A
Guo: Let me tell you, what’s going on with this tattoo? This is a map I tattooed. My brother was arrested and I helped him escape from prison. Oh, this is really a map
p>Yu: Really?
Guo: "Look, ho ho ho, it's all there. Look, tattoos are starting to appear in every room in our house. Look, there are security guards and traffic at the police station." Police, they are all here and behind, "Oh, they are too detailed, are they all tattooed?" "The tattoos have reached the eye sockets and there is no space, but it is a pity that they have just reached the prison gate."
Yu: Oh, it's all in vain. You mean to co-author
Guo: I'm very depressed. I'm under a lot of pressure. Do you have special services?
Yu: Him
p>Guo: No, we are a serious enterprise
Yu: Yes
Guo: If you want special service, go and have a small bowl of shaved noodles at the door
< p>Yu: Don't introduce your experience to others, it doesn't workGuo: It works
Yu: What, it doesn't work every time
Guo: Oh
Yu: Ah
Guo: Not every time I meet Degang
Yu: Hey, don’t mention Degang
p>Guo: Lie down, I'm actually very stressed
Yu: A
Guo: Take a bath, I'll give you some relief, lie down, Close your eyes, sleep, and I'll give you a bath, "No pressure, no pressure, you don't have pressure... I have pressure.
Yu: What do you have?
Guo: I rubbed the tattoo off
Yu: Oops! On the painting
Guo: Isn’t this life-saving
Yu: A
Guo: Several police stations have been wiped out
Yu : Yes, there are no police this time
Guo: Can’t he kill me when he wakes up?
Yu: How hard is it?
Guo: I ran away
Yu: Go quickly
Guo: Put on your clothes and I ran away
Yu: Ah
Guo: I quit, but as I walked I thought: This is not the solution
Yu: That is
Guo: I still have to find something What are you doing
Yu: Oh
Guo: I have pressure to turn into motivation, but I really can’t help it,
Yu: Yeah
Guo: I have no money, no car, no sex. If I can’t survive, I’ll sell my kidney
Yu: You have to sell your kidney
Guo: Sell your kidneys
Yu: A
Guo: People have two kidneys, and they can still live without one
Yu: Yes
Guo: This A kidney can be sold for hundreds of thousands
Yu: Isn’t it?
Guo: Find a place to write down my phone number, and then write: selling kidneys
Yu: OK
Guo: I can’t write the word "kidney" ,
Yu: Ah?
Guo: Write Chinese Pinyin
p>
Yu: A
Guo: s, h, e, n
Yu: Are you selling yourself, are you selling your kidneys?
Guo: Selling a kidney
Yu: How do you mark the tone?
Guo: I forgot the mark
Yu: Isn’t that just selling yourself?
Guo: Real call
Yu: A
Guo: A man: "Where did you sell yourself?"
Yu : Ah
Guo: I said let’s not joke
Yu: Ah
Guo: I sold my kidney
Yu: Yes< /p>
Guo: Well, isn’t selling one’s body and kidneys the same thing?
Yu: Can it be the same?
Guo: I said, "Fuck you, don't cause trouble for me. I'm so annoyed. I'm under a lot of pressure."
Yu: Yes
Guo : He told me, "Are you stressed or am I stressed?"
Yu: What?
Guo: "I just took a bath and my tattoo fell off."
Yu: Where are you waiting here?