Are you stressed? Crosstalk lines

Guo: Thank you, thank you everyone for giving me a round of applause

Yu: When the two of you come on stage, you give me a round of applause

Guo: I will give you a round of applause if you continue filming. You took it (audience applauded). Thank you again for the applause. I feel so happy when I say it. I’m just kidding

Yu: Yes

Guo: We two brothers work together I have been working for about six years. If Guo Degang has such achievements, it is entirely due to myself (referring to Yu Qian). I have worked hard

Yu: Let me discuss something with you. If you don’t want to introduce me in the future Can you please stop comparing yourself to me?

Guo: Not finished yet

Yu: Yeah

Guo: A single thread cannot make a thread, nor can a single tree make a single thread. Cheng Lin, how many nails are there in the body? How could he be where he is today without help?

Yu: I dare not do this

Guo: I would like to thank my wife for taking advantage of this precious land in Shandong. , thank you for his help

Yu: Am I here?

Guo: There is you

Yu: Hey, you are talking about me

Guo: Without you

Yu: Ah

Guo: I would have been famous a long time ago

Yu: Ah, I have been messing around here Right?

Guo: Are you kidding

Yu: Just kidding

Guo: Where can I leave you?

Yu: Just kidding

: Yes

Guo: In cross talk, I am the person A

Yu: Hey, I am the person B,

Guo: I am the funny one

Yu: I am admired

Guo: For example, I am a star in the sky

Yu: Then who am I?

Guo: I am the sun

Yu: You said it again

Guo: If I say it is insulin

Yu: What about me?

Guo: You have high blood sugar

Yu: There is such a match

Guo: If I were Pleasant Goat, you would be Big Big Wolf

Yu: Cartoons would come out Li

Guo: I am <>

Yu: Where am I?

Guo: <>

Yu: Two movies

Guo: If I were Guangyuan’s oranges, you would be Sanlu’s milk

Yu: This can’t be sold

< p>Guo: If I were Edison Chen

Yu: Oh, I’m not Cecilia Cheung

Guo: You are Nicholas Tse’s son, call me uncle

Yu: There is no such metaphor

Guo: Tell a few jokes

Yu: A

Guo: If you don’t talk, it won’t be lively, if you don’t laugh, it won’t be lively. If you don’t laugh, it won’t come.

Yu: Tu Li'er

Guo: Smiling is good

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Take away all the depression in people's hearts Remove

Yu: Release it

Guo: Alas, actually speaking out of conscience

Yu: Ah

Guo: I have a question I especially want to ask Teacher Yu

Yu: Ask me?

Guo: I’m afraid you’ll be unhappy

Yu: Just ask me if you have anything< /p>

Guo: The level is limited

Yu: It doesn’t matter

Guo: I have a cold, you have a question

Yu: Oh

< p>Guo: I should be presumptuous

Yu: Hey

Guo: Let me ask you a question

Yu: You say

Guo: Haha, you (cough), you are under a lot of pressure

Yu: Can we stop doing this? Are you pretending to be confused and swearing because you understand?

Guo: Oh ?Shanghai people also understand this?

Yu: Nonsense! Now promoting Mandarin

Guo: Oh, I'm sorry. I solved the case by speaking some Beijing dialect

Yu: I didn't ask this question

Guo: You Is there any pressure?

Yu: Definitely.

Guo: Tell me

Yu: Hey, for example, you have to release new works every year< /p>

Guo: Well, this is a certain amount of pressure

Yu: Whether the audience accepts the work after it is released is another aspect of pressure

Guo: This is the truth. How uncomfortable is all this pressure? , you have to work hard,

You made us very happy by telling these unhappy things.

Yu: What's your state of mind? Picking up music, right?

Guo: No, no, we are in the same boat

Yu: Do you feel the same way?

Guo: You don’t understand, look at the dazzling people on the platform laughing and cursing

Yu: Yes

Guo: It’s all pressure

Yu: We are all under pressure

Guo: Oops, if you say it poorly, the audience will criticize you, but if you say it well, your peers will criticize you

Yu: Everyone will criticize you

Guo: It’s so easy to become famous and a bunch of shameless people sue you

Yu: Well, you’ve caught up

Guo: It’s all a matter of course. Fortunately, you are A good actor, looking for ideas for the people

Yu: Still thinking for the people

Guo: You stand here and talk about cross talk, I hope everyone likes you

Yu: All That way

Guo: There are still differences between you and mainstream actors

Yu: Am I different from them?

Guo: Yes, you live by your box office revenue

Yu: That’s right

Guo: Mainstream actors are all genetically modified

Yu: Oh, the actors are also genetically modified

Guo: There is a difference between you and them

Yu: There is a difference

Guo: Okay Living like this

Yu: Hey

Guo: Go your own way

Yu: Yes

Guo: To be honest, I am also very stressed inside. I am a strong person

Yu: You can see it

Guo: I have had many careers

Yu: Oh< /p>

Guo: Nothing goes well

Yu: What have you done?

Guo: Yeah, it’s a long story. Sometimes I feel like I can’t hold it in my stomach anymore

Yu: You can also say it

Guo: There is a lot of pressure. I am very strong. I really want to show my own value. I especially hope that everyone can help me and give me some love. I will return your one-night stand.

Yu: That’s nonsense. A

Guo: I said it wrong

Yu: Isn’t it wrong? You can't talk nonsense like this

Guo: It's me... help me. I'm under too much pressure. I've encountered so many ups and downs over the years. Fortunately, I've always been relatively strong in my heart

< p>Yu: That's okay

Guo: Just lie down wherever you fall

Yu: I haven't gotten up since, I'm all lying down. Wherever you fall, you can get up.

Guo: Wherever you fall, you fall and get up again

Yu: Dad, get up again? You can’t take advantage of whoever you catch

Guo: Pick up where you fell

Yu: Let’s make it clear

Guo: Sometimes I can do it all night I couldn't sleep all night, oh, I was dreaming, I was tired from the long journey to the Himalayas,

Yu: I was tired

Guo: Climbing Mount Everest

Yu : The highest

Guo: Climbing to the top of Mount Everest step by step "How can I get down?!"

Yu: Your dream is really practical

Guo : Thank you for your encouragement. Alas, I worked in restaurants back then

Yu: Oh, I also worked in catering

Guo: Opened a restaurant

Yu: Oh

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Guo: The name of the restaurant is Qinxing

Yu: Yes

Guo: It’s not possible if you are not diligent

Yu: Yes

Guo: How difficult is it? Why do all the people from the same family come to your house for dinner?

Yu: You have to be unique

Guo: Back then I was ambitious, I wanted to be the leader in the catering industry

Yu: Too ideal

Guo: I will be Boss Guo from now on, and the name of my restaurant is "Boss Guo Hotel"

Yu: It's hard to say

Guo: Sitting in the room after opening Waiting

Yu: A

Guo: Here to eat: "This is the 'Old Lady Guo's Restaurant'"

Yu: Well, this look in the eyes It’s not bad, I have cataracts in my eyes

Guo: These two people made me so angry. I was holding a can of Coke in my hand, and the Coke came out as soon as I shook it

< p>Yu: Huh

Guo: Hurry up and block your mouth, the coke will go out along the nose

Yu: Spit out the water

Guo

:Where is all this nonsense

Yu: What kind of image is this?

Guo: Ouch

Yu: The pressure is high enough

Guo: Not comfortable

Yu: Ah

Guo: My throat is quite sore, wow (vomiting), what do you want to eat?

Yu: What else can anyone eat? !

Guo: He didn’t say anything

Yu: Yes

Guo: Take off your shoes and hit me

Yu: Okay

p>

Guo: Hey, you are treating me like a Bush A

Yu: Hehe

Guo: There are people who cook Sichuan, Shandong, and Cantonese cuisine. Can I get some? It’s something that others don’t have

Yu: It’s good to have this special feature

Guo: I thought about it and I sell Henan cuisine

Yu: Is there any cuisine in Henan?

Guo: Henan cuisine is popular in Guangyuan, so I sell Kaifeng cuisine

In: Kaifeng catering restaurant

Guo: I make it have a foreign flavor Full

Yu: What a foreign flavor

Guo: You can’t write Kaifeng cuisine, take the first letter of the English alphabet, Kai, K, Feng, F, dish, C

p>

Yu: Listen to these three letters

Guo: OK, write KFC

Yu: Oh

Guo: Let my grandfather wear glasses again Photos of everyone (Caile de Coral) I have eaten here

Yu: Who is it?

Guo: Not so many people came in to eat

Yu : Yes

Guo: But when I went to KFC, they all came out and spat at me

Yu: Did you know that you stole someone’s name?

Guo : Or just have real Western food

Yu: What is real Western food?

Guo: Old London fried noodles

Yu: Never heard of it , is fried noodles produced in London?

Guo: Old Tanzanian steamed and fried buns, old electroplated Indonesian wontons

Yu: Electroplated Indonesian?

Guo: What is it called?

Yu: Indonesia

Guo: I was wrong, I don’t make money

Yu: I don’t make money

Guo: Selling pizza

Yu: Oh, what a profit

Guo: Call me a loser

Yu: Too unreliable

Guo: If people don’t come in for dinner, they say it’s unlucky

Yu: How fresh

Guo: Otherwise, I’ll sell Korean food

Yu: : Oh, Korean food

Guo: It sells Korean food. There is a Korean restaurant called "Three Thousand Miles of the Moon"

Yu: Oh

Guo: Barbecue

Yu: Yes

Guo: Why is it called Three Thousand Miles?

Yu: Well, the land area is three thousand miles

Guo: Ah, our Chinese civilization is five thousand years old. It’s called Three Thousand Miles, and mine is Five Thousand Years

Yu: People versus each other

Guo: It’s called Mingyue

< p>Yu: Hmm

Guo: For the sake of confrontation, Ming, Ming is, "Ming" vs. "White", "Moon" vs. "Sun"

Yu: Hmm

Guo: He is "Three Thousand Miles of Bright Moon"

Yu: Who are you?

Guo: Five Thousand Years of Daylight

Yu: That You will have to pay for your life soon

Guo: Why is that?

Yu: Still asking why?

Guo: The police station came to see me. , "This restaurant of yours is immoral"

Yu: Who helped you?

Guo: I worked in several restaurants and spent almost all my money without making any money. What should I do?

Yu: Huh?

Guo: Oh, later a friend told me that you should save some antique jadeware

Yu: Sell antiques

Guo: You can make a lot of money here, but the money you can make from selling food is limited

Yu: That’s true

Guo: An antique can make a lot of money< /p>

Yu: I can earn a lot

Guo: Oh, let’s look for it at home

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Let’s see what we have at home What antiques

Yu: Are there any good things?

Guo: There are a lot of things

Yu: What are they?

Guo: These are my uncle's slippers

Yu: Hey

Guo: My grandma pickled sauerkraut

Yu: Heh< /p>

Guo

:My grandpa brewed medicinal wine, which is very powerful

Yu: Yes

Guo: My second uncle drank this and died from it

Yu: Ah? Do you dare to sell this?

Guo: The formula for forensic autopsy is the same as arsenic

Yu: This is poison, sell something that others don’t have

Guo: I have it< /p>

Yu: What is it?

Guo: Second uncle’s ashes

Yu: Who wants it?

Guo: Grab a handful and have a taste

Yu: Nonsense, has anyone tasted the ashes?

Guo: Later people said

Yu: Ah

Guo: You want to buy antiques, jade, calligraphy and painting, etc.

Yu: Ah

Guo: Shanxi, Shaanxi

Yu: That’s an ancient city

Guo: Shanxi can’t go

Yu: Really?

Guo: I really carry the shovel and dig there, dig and dig until I get to the small coal mine. If I die there, it’s not worthy of Shaanxi.

Yu: Hey , it’s Ah

Guo: Shaanxi is very good, and Shanxi’s snack is called mutton steamed buns

Yu: Ah

Guo: From now on I will be making steamed buns Ripples in the ocean.

Yu: Don’t worry about the soup being scalding

Guo: Find some things and prepare the money

Yu: Ah

Guo: Let’s go, drive my BMW Xiali

Yu: Uh, OK, OK, wait a minute, BMW Xiali, what kind of car is this? Is it?

Guo: There is a BMW sticker on Xiali

Yu: Hey, what a nonsense

Guo: I am creative

Yu: You

Guo: I did the BMW brand Xiali, bought Apple brand bananas and ate them. When I was driving out, someone stopped me and banged on my car window. , I recognized him at first sight

Yu: Hey

Guo: Your father, your father Mr. Yu Degang

Yu: Wait, my father Yu De Gang

Guo: Yes

Yu: Full name is De Gang

Guo: You are beautiful

Yu: What advantage do I take? ?What’s so beautiful?

Guo: Your father’s name is Yu Deshui

Yu: How fresh

Guo: Water drains easily

Yu: Oh

Guo: Install that tank

Yu: What do you think?

Guo: This is all what your father thought of

Yu: Drink, stop talking nonsense

Guo: Smash it, Degang (redirected) Head) Degang

Yu: Hey! The two virtues met together

Guo: The relationship between the two of us is very good. We have known each other for many years and have the same affection as brothers and sisters.

Yu: Brothers and sisters? ! Brothers and sisters

Guo: Foot and mouth disease

Yu: Huh?

Guo: Get in the car, open the door and go to the passenger side. "This car is too small, very narrow."

Yu: Yeah

Guo: "Look, the space is small. Can we put eight dishes and two bottles of beer here?" !

Guo: Look, he didn’t tell the truth

Yu: Ah

Guo: There is a bowl of rice here

Yu : It’s too edible

Guo: Open the door and he’s gone

Yu: Is it because of vomiting? ! Are you using your car as a trash can?

Guo: This person is so wicked. Let me clean it up after he leaves

Yu: Ah

Guo: No matter how hard I clean it up, I can’t clean it up

Yu: Youweier

Guo: You can smell it even two miles away. I was stopped by the police when I got on the highway. "How much did you drink? Your car is looking up."

Yu: How did the police find out?

Guo: It’s not that I’m in a hurry, I’m down to business and I have to leave quickly. Look at my car, zher, turn on the siren, engengengengengengengeng~~~~~~~

Yu: Let’s go

Guo: The police are happy, come down, come down

Yu: No

Guo: Private people are not allowed to install this, so tear it down ! Dududu has been dismantled, I’m used to pretending like this

Yu: Ah

Guo: If you don’t have this, don’t sit here.

Turn, open the window

Yu: Yeah

Guo: engengengengengengeng

Yu: Are you calling yourself?

Guo: I can’t even speak when I shout about Shaanxi

Yu: My voice is hoarse

Guo: I’m all purple

< p>Yu: Hey

Guo: Oh, let’s go buy something first

Yu: What good stuff do you have?

Guo: Antique calligraphy and painting, really a good buy

Yu: Do you have any?

Guo: Buy some paintings of Tang Bohu

Yu: Oh, then you can copy them

Guo: Tang Yin, Tang Bohu, a great talent during the Zhengde period of the Ming Dynasty The painting

Yu: Very precious

Guo: Oh, beauty

Yu: Oh, I painted this for him

Guo: Landscape

Yu: He is good at

Guo: Fuwa

Yu: Ah? Tang Bohu painted Fuwa?

Guo: A set of five cards

Yu: Hey, you can really fool people

Guo: I also bought Wang Xizhi’s calligraphy

Yu: That’s not bad

Guo: It was written by the great calligrapher Wang Xizhi

Yu: What did you write?

Guo: Same world, same dream

Yu: Oh, I need to work hard

Guo: I appreciate it

Yu: You?

Guo: I also bought a good fan, written by Emperor Qianlong

Yu: Good

Guo: Qianlong’s imperial pen

Yu: What to write?

Guo: Four big characters

Yu: A

Guo: Hidden secret oil

Yu: Oh, don’t hold it

Guo: Also write below

Yu: A

Guo: Qianlong gave Mr. Guo Degang ***Mian

Yu: He All the old people know about this

Guo: I got rich

Yu: Hehe

Guo: Everything is done and I drive back to Beijing

p>

Yu: Come back

Guo: As soon as I got into the traffic jam on the expressway, I was so anxious. I had my engengengengengengeng in front of me

Yu: Siren

Guo: I rushed over long ago

Yu: Ah

Guo: No

Yu: Oh

Guo: Here is a hawker , call me here, "local siren"

Yu: That's there too

Guo: Ah, siren, buy it, buy it and install it, it works really well< /p>

Yu: Use it

Guo: The voice is loud

Yu: Oh

Guo: As soon as you open it here, "wipe it clean, wipe it clean" Clean clean clean clean clean clean clean wipe”

Yu: The siren is too regionally colored

Guo: Drive all the way back to Beijing

Yu : Have you arrived in Beijing? I couldn’t understand this after I left Shaanxi

Guo: Clean, clean, clean. When I got to Beijing, the police stopped me and said “stop”

Yu: Ah

Guo: Don’t you know how to promote Mandarin?

Yu: Hey, I really don’t understand.

Guo: What are you yelling about? Look at my license plate

Yu: Ah

Guo: Tell me a little bit

Yu: What's the matter?

Guo: The Olympics will be here soon, we will implement odd and even numbers

Yu: Oh

Guo: This is an even number, it will be thirty-one tomorrow You can't come out, go home and rest for a day

Yu: A

Guo: I understand, you have to pay for the order number when buying a car

Yu: Odd number Son

Guo: You can come out on the 31st, just wait

Yu: Ah

Guo: Today is the 1st, do you think?

Yu: These two days are consecutive

Guo: I’m looking forward to it

Yu: Ah

Guo: Zhuantian No. 2< /p>

Yu: Ah

Guo: As soon as I went out, haha, the car was lost

Yu: Oh, there is also a BMW brand Xiali

Guo: There is also a blind eye

Yu: What should I do?

Guo: Let me sell my calligraphy and painting, I’m out

Yu: Ah

Guo:

No one wants it

Yu: That means no one wants it

Guo: If you put it together, would you sell it for five yuan?

Yu: Ah?

Guo: Even if you hate me, you don’t have enough money for the alarm

Yu: Don’t mention your alarm

Guo: What should I do?

Yu: A

Guo: The car is gone, the money is gone too

Yu: You are wrong

Guo: Let's see where they are recruiting and I'll sign up.

Yu: Oh, sure

Guo: Let's do something

Yu: Yeah

< p>Guo: The KFC next door is recruiting workers, go and sign up

Yu: Go ahead

Guo: There is a row of examiners sitting there saying "Hello everyone" "What are your specialties?"

p>

Yu: Yeah

Guo: I can sing

Yu: Yes

Guo: Sing one

Yu: A

Guo: More happiness and more laughter can be found at McDonald’s

Yu: No matter how good you sing, the wrong place will make you sing like a hot kiln

Guo: When I came out, the supervisor here came out and said, "Wait a minute, I'll tell you, it's not because I sang the wrong song and I don't want you."

Yu: That is?

Guo: Your Kaifeng dishes are stamped

Yu: This guy is still thinking about this

Guo: I feel so worried

Yu: A

Guo: Too much pressure

Yu: There is pressure

Guo: Let’s go out and play for a while

Yu :A

Guo: Here and there, come around Shanghai

Yu:: Here we are

Guo: We have arrived at Jin'an Temple, go in and burn incense. Go

Yu: Ah

Guo: May the gods and Buddhas bless me. I went to burn incense. My phone came out and fell into the ethics box.

Yu: This is on my back So energetic

Guo: (Looking left and right) No one is there, find a brick

Yu: Smash this ethics box

Guo: Come here and four security guards: "I'll kill you!"

Yu: People think they have to invest money

Guo: An old man came over and said, "Donor, you have the appearance of a rich man."

Yu: He saw it

Guo: "You will have completely turned around in one month. I have a piece of jade worth five thousand yuan. Hold it in your mouth." In one month, everything will be fine for you." Give someone money, take it and put it in your mouth

Yu: Give it to someone else

Guo: Within a month, your tongue will be green for two days< /p>

Yu: The jade has faded

Guo: Whoever sees me scolds me

Yu: Yes

Guo: "You are so heartless. Are there any Taoists in Jin'an Temple?"

Yu: Yes, is this a monk's temple?

Guo: Is it a lama?

Yu: What kind of lama is it?

Guo: Whoever sees me will ask

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Is your gallbladder broken?

Yu: Guess, isn’t this the case? ?

Guo: No, I said I drank Sanlu milk. "Sanlu should be white," mint flavor

Yu: Okay, don't follow others Hu explained

Guo: Oh, I am under too much pressure

Yu: The pressure is getting bigger and bigger

Guo: There is not much money at home.

Yu: I’m so poor

Guo: Alas, I need to be more cautious when spending money

Yu: One spend is enough

Guo :Eating has become a problem

Yu: Save money on food

Guo: Ah Before Christmas

Yu: Ah

Guo: As soon as I stand up, I want to relieve my pressure. I persuade myself to live well

Yu: Yes

Guo: No matter what I see, I will be happy Yes, it’s not uncomfortable if you don’t take it to heart

Yu: OK

Guo: I didn’t expect to hear such news

Yu: Yeah

Guo :Ai Iijima passed away

Yu: How can you still have such leisure?! Do you know that you can even starve to death?

Guo: My spiritual support

Yu: Hey, this is what I rely on if I don’t eat

Guo: I just mean Keeping him alive

Yu: Okay

Guo: She left me

Yu: She left

Guo: Didn't say hello to me

Yu: What did you say?

Guo: I'm not her... (not sure)

Yu: You It’s no longer possible, you know?

Guo: Well, I wish you success

Yu: I have no chance

Guo: I feel bad

Yu: A

Guo: I went out to relax by myself. I’m hungry. There is a noodle shop that sells knife-shaped noodles

Yu: Knife-shaped noodles

Guo: Big bowls It’s five yuan a bowl

Yu: Ah

Guo: The small bowl is three yuan

Yu: Two yuan difference

Guo: I have to eat a big bowl

Yu: a lot

Guo: But the big bowl costs two yuan more

Yu: This It’s also bad

Guo: I want to save some money, and at the same time, I want to commemorate Teacher Ai Iijima

Yu: It has nothing to do with it, it’s just about saving money

Guo: I eat a small bowl

Yu: Alas

Guo: A small bowl, I will definitely not be full

Yu: Three Blocks

Guo: Let me eat quickly

Yu: Eat quickly?

Guo: I deceived my stomach

Yu: What do you care about this?

Guo: I’ll just pretend I’m full

Yu: Where?

Guo: I’ve finished eating, but I’ve made the gluttons come up

Yu: I’m hungry now

Guo: Let’s go for a walk on the street

< p>Yu: Ah

Guo: Hey, there is a big table in the restaurant next door. Take a look

Yu: Ah

Guo: Degang

Yu: My dad

Guo: Hey! !

Yu: I really like screaming

Guo: I feel much better now

Yu: Hey, just point at Ai Iijima and me.

Guo: Oh, you and Iijima Ai acted together

Yu: Never heard of it, who? What is this mess?

Guo: Your father is having dinner

Yu: Ah

Guo: Let’s have dinner with your friend, I’ll go in

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Let’s eat together

Yu: Eat there

Guo: I’m full, someone suggested it.

"Let's go find a place to play cards."

Yu: Let's play for a while

Guo: There is a five-star express hotel next to it

Yu : It’s already a five-star hotel, but it’s still an express hotel?

Guo: I don’t understand this, go ahead

Yu: I don’t know where you are?

Guo: Opened a house

Yu: Ah

Guo: Come in and let’s play cards, play cards and bet on winnings and losses

Yu: Oh

Guo: They are having a great time, look at their names

Yu: Ah

Guo: Laifu , make money, bring happiness, win big, win surely

Yu: Playing with you, the shopkeeper

Guo: I, I’m sorry about my name

Yu: Don’t embarrass others

Guo: I didn’t win at all

Yu: Okay, really memorize it

Guo: Then at 1:30, they all left , packed up my things and left, I stayed, just live here honestly, the rent has been spent, sleep for a while, everyone left here, I am angry

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Thinking about them, oh my, why do I have so many worries? The phone rings

Yu: Hey

Guo: A woman called, "Do you want service?" (Li Jing’s voice)

Yu: Is Li Jing here?

Guo: "What kind of services do you have here?" "Our services here are really exciting" (Li Jing's voice)

Yu: Hey, this is still Li Jing

p>

Guo: Let me tell you, you are too shameless

Yu: Ah

Guo: What are you doing other than eating? It has to be such a dirty profession, Ah? Come on, come up and I'll teach you a lesson!

Yu: Did you call someone up?

Guo: I want to reprimand her

Yu: Yes, okay

Guo: I reprimanded her with a critical attitude

Yu: Oh

Guo: Coming soon, big eyes

Yu: Ah

Guo: OK, sit here, what is your name? "Li Jingjing"

Yu: Just one more word

Guo: You are so shameless

Yu: A

Guo: Why can’t you do this if you have three hundred and sixty jobs?

Yu: Wrong

Guo: Dirty, low-level and dirty. Dirty

Yu: Yes

Guo: Why don’t you take a shower?!

Yu: Wait a minute, come back

Guo : A purification of the soul

Yu: Can the soul be washed away? Where is this good guy?

Guo: Sit there with a bath towel

Yu: Ah ,

Guo: Are you a human?

Yu: Ah

Guo: What is it that you are not doing?

Yu: Ah

Guo: In my heart, I am hot and shameless, but I am an upright person

Yu: You?

Guo: A person who has escaped from vulgar taste

Yu: Let her be clean

Guo: Well, let’s just talk while we are talking

Yu: Ah

< p>Guo: The door was opened

Yu: Ah?

Guo: Many police comrades came

Yu: Oh

Guo: There are more than a hundred People’s Liberation Army uncles from the security police riot squad

Yu: They treat you as a thug

Guo: Crack down hard

Yu: : Oh, catch this day

Guo: Catch pornography, gambling and drugs

Yu: Oh

Guo: Get me away

Yu: Should go in

Guo: Fined 20,000 yuan

Yu: Huh

Guo: Call the police station and come out

Yu: A

Guo: I look up to the sky and sigh

Yu: A

Guo: When you live your whole life, you have to eat a big bowl of noodles! ! !

Yu: What is this mess? Is this your experience?

Guo: This big bowl doesn’t have the following things

Yu: Alas Yeah, I went home to sleep when I was full

Guo: My Iijima love

Yu: Hey

Guo: Then I have to live,< /p>

Yu: Still thinking about this

Guo: I’m under a lot of pressure

Yu: Ah

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p>Guo: I have to do something

Yu: Yes

Guo: In the bathing center next to me, we recruit people who take baths

Yu: Rely on strength Eating

Guo: That’s okay. Do you want to work harder? Go there and apply for a job. I’ll be the one to take it.

Yu: Oh, I’m really impressed.

Guo : When I went to work the day after tomorrow, a lot of people came to me to give me a bath, which scared me

Yu: What’s wrong?

Guo: This guy has tattoos all over his body

Yu: Tattoos

Guo: All tattoos except the eyes

Yu: How hard is it?

Guo: There is no place for toes.

Yu: Hua Wen'er

Guo: It scares me, little flower girl, this is not allowed

Yu: Where is this?< /p>

Guo: Ah, customer, I don’t dare to speak anymore

Yu: I’m scared

Guo: What path are you on? I’m happy "Don't be afraid"

Yu: Oh

Guo: I'm not a bad person

Yu: No

Guo: Don't think I have a tattoo They are all gangsters. Yue Fei also has a tattoo.

Yu: Is this the same? What kind of tattoo does Yue Fei have?

Guo: Does Yue Fei say "come here" on the back? ?Hey, his mother wrote it for him

Yu: Hey, serve the country with loyalty

Guo: Ah, I said you, this is too weird

Yu: A

Guo: Let me tell you, what’s going on with this tattoo? This is a map I tattooed. My brother was arrested and I helped him escape from prison. Oh, this is really a map

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Yu: Really?

Guo: "Look, ho ho ho, it's all there. Look, tattoos are starting to appear in every room in our house. Look, there are security guards and traffic at the police station." Police, they are all here and behind, "Oh, they are too detailed, are they all tattooed?" "The tattoos have reached the eye sockets and there is no space, but it is a pity that they have just reached the prison gate."

Yu: Oh, it's all in vain. You mean to co-author

Guo: I'm very depressed. I'm under a lot of pressure. Do you have special services?

Yu: Him

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Guo: No, we are a serious enterprise

Yu: Yes

Guo: If you want special service, go and have a small bowl of shaved noodles at the door

< p>Yu: Don't introduce your experience to others, it doesn't work

Guo: It works

Yu: What, it doesn't work every time

Guo: Oh

Yu: Ah

Guo: Not every time I meet Degang

Yu: Hey, don’t mention Degang

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Guo: Lie down, I'm actually very stressed

Yu: A

Guo: Take a bath, I'll give you some relief, lie down, Close your eyes, sleep, and I'll give you a bath, "No pressure, no pressure, you don't have pressure... I have pressure.

Yu: What do you have?

Guo: I rubbed the tattoo off

Yu: Oops! On the painting

Guo: Isn’t this life-saving

Yu: A

Guo: Several police stations have been wiped out

Yu : Yes, there are no police this time

Guo: Can’t he kill me when he wakes up?

Yu: How hard is it?

Guo: I ran away

Yu: Go quickly

Guo: Put on your clothes and I ran away

Yu: Ah

Guo: I quit, but as I walked I thought: This is not the solution

Yu: That is

Guo: I still have to find something What are you doing

Yu: Oh

Guo: I have pressure to turn into motivation, but I really can’t help it,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: I have no money, no car, no sex. If I can’t survive, I’ll sell my kidney

Yu: You have to sell your kidney

Guo: Sell your kidneys

Yu: A

Guo: People have two kidneys, and they can still live without one

Yu: Yes

Guo: This A kidney can be sold for hundreds of thousands

Yu: Isn’t it?

Guo: Find a place to write down my phone number, and then write: selling kidneys

Yu: OK

Guo: I can’t write the word "kidney" ,

Yu: Ah?

Guo: Write Chinese Pinyin

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Yu: A

Guo: s, h, e, n

Yu: Are you selling yourself, are you selling your kidneys?

Guo: Selling a kidney

Yu: How do you mark the tone?

Guo: I forgot the mark

Yu: Isn’t that just selling yourself?

Guo: Real call

Yu: A

Guo: A man: "Where did you sell yourself?"

Yu : Ah

Guo: I said let’s not joke

Yu: Ah

Guo: I sold my kidney

Yu: Yes< /p>

Guo: Well, isn’t selling one’s body and kidneys the same thing?

Yu: Can it be the same?

Guo: I said, "Fuck you, don't cause trouble for me. I'm so annoyed. I'm under a lot of pressure."

Yu: Yes

Guo : He told me, "Are you stressed or am I stressed?"

Yu: What?

Guo: "I just took a bath and my tattoo fell off."

Yu: Where are you waiting here?