Copywriter: When we first met, the slightly handsome little face left the cat with two dark circles.
But it doesn't matter, I didn't suffer a little.
When we first met, he gave the cat a new name, left a black eye on its face and saw its lovely white ass. ...
Two little guys with the same bad temper are bad enough. What else is there? There is another sister, Xinxin, who is more radical. But it seems that nothing or anyone can stop them from sticking together.
When a boy becomes a man, he will inevitably face the problem of criticism and attack between men?
Let's discuss the solutions to the problems one by one.
Don't make fun of me.
Who says thinness must be affected? Although I have been bullied by my younger brother for a long time at home and have to endure sexual harassment in Kong Wen at school, it seems to be a 100% model, but these are all illusions!
I submit to humiliation, humiliation, in order to wait for the graduation certificate, and then fled to far, far away, from Kong Wen's clutches, but why did my body stick to Kong Wen and help him shamelessly? ! No, no, no, I don't love it. I am afraid that this 24-hour estrus beast will ruin the future of the country!
With that silly brother's warning, Duan Tian believes that he will become an excellent attacker! Because no matter how you look at it, he is more like Kong Wen than Duan Di. Aha! The tall, thin and beautiful beauty in front of him is his dream lover!
He must give full play to his 200% "perfect skills" as a "combative", so that beautiful women can fall in love with him at first sight. Wow ~ ~ The beautiful woman is so enthusiastic that she wants to be "hard" when she first comes, but why is the "hard" place to touch his little ass? No! Obviously, he is the attacker. ...
The miserable college life blown by the wind
Sunshine-like smile, no matter what bad things happen, is cheerful.
A handsome guy with a public face that makes girls scream and nobody lose their temper with him.
He Yongqi, tall and handsome, is first-class and dazzling.
He is my aunt's precious son, my cousin and my college roommate.
Why should I be admitted to the same university or even the same class with him? I would be grateful if my aunt gave birth to him two years earlier, instead of letting him be only fifteen days older than me.
Why did mom put us in the apartment with a hook?
Why does everyone think that I have an obligation to take care of this seemingly smart idiot, but in fact he is the most stupid I have ever seen?
It's just that on the first day I lived in the apartment, I sighed at least 100 thousand why.
Cousin, have you seen my shoes?
"Cousin, is this a school sheet? How to use it? "
"Cousin, can you adjust the hot water for the bath?"
"Cousin ..."
On the first day, I helped him find shoes, make the bed, adjust the hot water for the bath … and even handed him a big towel outside the bathroom to wipe his body.
This guy must be an idiot at home!
I'm afraid I can only sleep at night without being bossed around by him.
Finally, when I got to bed, I gave him the bed by the window with a conscience and slept in the corner by myself.
Bang!
At night, I suddenly heard the monster fall to the ground.
A teased slave
I asked, "Son, do you know what my greatest skill is?"
"Your skill is too much, where can I count. You are stubborn and hard-working, no one can argue with you, no one dares to bully you, and no one dares to look down on you ... "
He talked for a long time and I laughed.
"I didn't expect that I had so many skills. You should praise me more in the future. "
"You want me to like it, of course I like it." Sheng Er hugged me comfortably: "Then tell me what your greatest skill is."
"Me?" I mean myself.
"Yes, tell me about your own skills."
"Me?" I looked up at the crescent moon in the sky and remembered that he kicked me off the pond three times and twice, which made me seriously ill.
"Actually ... I don't have any skills." It's rare that I sincerely admit my shortcomings. I closed my smile and recalled that year, and faint pride and pride floated out.
I said softly, "I have no skill."
"I just ... don't want to be a slave."
The second prince said: I can't write, I can't do martial arts, my calligraphy is poor, my articles are impassable, and I'm afraid I'm a mess in bed.
I just don't want to be a slave.
By amber worm
Copywriting:
Teacher Lin Lin, the youngest professor at Caida University and the deputy director-general of the national financial department, has a beautiful figure and a good face, and is very popular with women. His only shortcoming is his bad personality.
Mr. Wang Weiping, a novice teacher who was admitted to the University of Physical Education after one year's repetition in high school, has been teaching high school physical education for four years, and even failed to get the second-level lecturer. His only advantage is his good personality.
The external condition is sex every day, but there is a bond between two people who grew up together, but no one can interfere.
A good man like him, a smart man like him ... who will fall in love with that "plank brick"! ?
However, when the air-like person who was around since childhood is gone, why is he so sad?
Who loves who pays more. ...
The story of mentoring is on!
Treasure fox from heaven
Author: Ke Sheng
Fu Jiabao is a member of the Shi Tian family.
I usually catch monsters for a living.
One day, I received a strange task to take care of an injured fox. ...
Stranger still, he is interested in taking care of this wayward fox.
Not only willing, but also very relaxed.
It seems that all love and care are natural. ...
Day by day passed like running water, but the truth finally came. ...
Xiaobai, a 500-year-old ginseng doll, Xie Jiu, a Millennium peony demon, Lao Song, a tree spirit, and Count Vampire. ...
White fox once again found her lover and enemy many years ago.
But he was thinking, is his lover Fu Jiabao still his little treasure?
If not, why did Fu Jiabao take care of him like that?
If so, why doesn't Fu Jiabao remember him?
Feng Jun's Fox Ⅰ Ⅱ
Copywriting:
Take a bite and fight back! In order to repay the kindness, Murphy took over the escort that no one dared to pick up-Dragon SiShao, killing men and women, claiming to be romantic but extremely obscene. Who knows that he was attacked from inside and outside all the way, exhausted physically and mentally-one enemy after another outside, almost killing him half-life; There is a longan full of evil thoughts, and its claws frequently reach out to him ... No, he is a "cunning fox" that everyone in the Jianghu fears. Why is he so spineless? See how he gets back!
The uncle who spends money engages in privileges? That's right! * * * Ride horses during the day, * * * Cover the quilt at night. Dragon watching tide is to let two people fall in love at zero distance first! Just when he was annoyed that Murphy always put his cold ass on his hot face, it was a godsend-Murphy accidentally took a small pill to save him. Don't worry, he is called the brave Jinling Xiaolong, and he promises to be "inclusive" and feel comfortable! Beauty, I'm coming ...
Feng Jun's Drinking.
The old gentleman in Hangzhou was very lucky. He gave birth to two sons, one was Wu Zhuangyuan and the other was a famous chef. However, his "Glory of Ancestors" is like this.
It didn't take long for the abacus to work, but my son became an alcoholic who couldn't wake up. ...
Yo yo yo. If you are not a drinker, how can you feel the itch of not drinking lanling wine? He Renhe managed to find the "reins" for brewing such a fine wine.
"Floor, don't drink well? Who knows that Xunyun, the steward here, is so clear that he invited him to stay in the store at the price of "a can of ling for half a month"
Cooking. Hey! Say yes first! The deal is over, so don't expect him to do anything else. ...
I didn't expect to have such benefits at the expense of a little "profit from selling wine"! The good skills of this "alcoholic chef" not only satisfied his stomach, but also made his restaurant grow stronger.
The wedding ... I can't let him go now, just ... what should I do to keep him? "Lure" ... feasible! "move with emotion" hey!
Might as well give it a try, anyway, this second childe looks like a girl, it is better to marry as a companion. ...
Lingxian robbed the cold clothes
A large number of clouds gathered and filled the sky. The sky has changed from blue to gloomy black, and the red edge is still rolling in extreme darkness. There was a rumble in the clouds, and one after another, lightning lit up the whole sky.
"God, are you finished?" In the mountains on the ground, a man stood, shouting at the sky and shaking the sky.
The man is wearing a purple shirt. The texture of the clothes is strange and the floor is shiny. There is a bunch of Hosta in my hair, leaving a few strands hanging down to cover my face.
In the force of heaven and earth, this man should be particularly small, but his momentum is strong enough to compete with the wrath of heaven. What doesn't match his momentum is his appearance. Eyes clear as a picture, face white lips red. It is actually a beautiful appearance.
Whose child is the online game? Cold clothes
1, this article has been published, but I can't guarantee the ending ... I will try my best to find a way. If there is nothing to say in the end, I will try to stop at a meaningful place. ...
2. This article is an online game with very loose settings, and it is virtual ... In short, I don't mind treating it as a bull's head dog meat. ...
3. At present, there are three plan pits, and their children are actually fans of Jin Yong ... I don't rule out sending them to the foodies in the future, so they should all be delivered. There is another one who looks at the sun and the moon and is a history fan. . Deceiving another person is a series that is barely worthy of the top, and it is definitely not close to the same person.
Sauce purple, the column hasn't turned yet, and I'm too lazy to send it around ... whose house should I send to fan the column when it's my turn? I don't know much about the situation.
Finally, this article is a very boring, suspected resentment, and probably a beautiful online game.
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Destined love! He doesn't kill people and set fires, and he doesn't cheat. How did he get into such a bad star?
Nan Yun felt really wronged, but when he was young, he was accused and hurt by mean words. He was hated by this petty man for ten years and came back to punish himself! Ever since I met him, I've been beaten all over the place, and I can't tell you how bitter it is-
I saved his life while swimming in the lake, so I groped him and endured it.
When I was drinking Hua San, I teased him in every way and took the opportunity to put him to bed. I couldn't stand it, so I endured it.
Coaxed him into signing the deed of prostitution, which became the property of the other party inexplicably, and he also endured it.
Reversing black and white in front of the old housekeeper, insisting that he was pestering him, people had to bow their heads under the eaves and endure it by the way.
But why is this person so moody? First, I was tender and moved, and the next moment I was as cold as ice and ignored it. This, this, this ... can't stand it! He is not without temper. Nan Yun is surnamed Han. To what extent do you want to bully little master?
Love is like an abyss.
What's it like to fall in love with a cold, serious man who doesn't understand amorous feelings?
Xiao Junting, the icebreaker, was frozen before approaching the target, and was deeply attracted during the round, so he gambled on the dignity and face of the underworld bosses and must catch up with each other.
Stubbornly pestering and beating, using various tricks, let two people stick more and more tightly until they can't be separated for life. "You have a crush on me, I have to obediently when you? 」
"Well, you can also be my master. 」
Even if you get a return ticket, you should persevere until the iceberg melts and spring blossoms. From the first meeting to the hope of owning him, isn't his life influenced by him and changed direction again and again?
Since my course has changed for you, you will bear the responsibility! Xiao Junting lowered his head and said simply, "I will give you everything as long as you can bear it. 」
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