Chinese character joke

Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said, "My door is made of plastic." The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said, "My door is a wooden door." The door of Lao Wang's house is made of brick. Lao Wang said, "My door is a brick door." The door of the Liu family is made of steel. Liu said: "You talk, I'll go first!" ?

The students of normal college said: I am from normal college. The students of the Railway Institute said: I am from the "Iron Institute". work

The students of the technical college said: I am from a vocational college. The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first. ?

In a small county, due to development problems, even the teacher's Mandarin is not standard. Go to physical education class one day. The PE teacher shouted, "It's all soybean oil. Pay attention to stew wonton neatly! . "Attention, all teammates, line up neatly?

In a busy market, a fish seller shouted, "fresh fish!" " "At this moment, a bubble gum seller immediately shouted:

"bubble sugar! Hearing this, the fish seller said to the sugar seller, "Hey, why did you say my fish was ruined? "They are more noisy more fierce. Just then, a seller of bean sprouts shouted again: "bean sprouts!" " A security guard came up and asked, "Who else is quarreling with them?" It happened that an avocado seller shouted "avocado!" After listening to this, the security guard said, "All right, let's take you four with us! "