Introduction to the relationship between people: A, vendors. B and C are husband and wife, B is husband and C is wife.
Scene: Street!
drama
A: hello, everyone. My name is a, and I'm a street vendor by profession. However, due to poor management, I am still poor. I want to think about what to do, sell masks to make money! Sell masks, sell masks, the latest N95 masks 100 one! (Take out a sign that says N95 mask 100 yuan each)
(B and C go on stage)
Honey, what should we do? I went to several pharmacies and didn't buy a mask!
B: Hey! Who would have thought that the epidemic was so serious!
C: My dad said, we won't accept gifts this year, only big masks!
B: Don't worry, let's look for it! I have a disposable mask here, please put it on first!
C: (moved) Husband! So what do you do?
B: I have this! (Take out the mask made of grapefruit skin) Handmade, and the smell of grapefruit!
C: That won't do! You should wear this mask!
B: Yes!
C: yes! (The mask was split in half during pushing. )
B: Yes! I can't wear it this time!
A: Sell masks, sell masks!
C: Honey, here are masks! Boss, how much is this mask?
A: 100 one!
C: It's too expensive for you! Can you make it cheaper?
A: (singing) Look at this mask. Exquisitely made. It is not expensive to charge you 100! Come and have a look and try it yourself. Put it on your mouth, it looks especially good!
C: I'll give you two words. It's too expensive! Come on, honey, let's go to a regular drugstore!
A: Hum! I'm telling you! I bought all masks from all the pharmacies around here!
B: Wife! In an emergency, it is very important to buy a mask! Give me 10!
Honey, you are helping and abetting traffickers! Besides, why did you buy so much?
B: Wife! I think many policemen on duty on the roadside don't wear masks! Let's buy more for them!
C: Sorry! Dear, I have wronged you! You are really my good husband! (C shakes B's shoulder)
Stop shaking, your shoulder is dislocated! Honey, take the money!
C:( 1 1,000 yuan, unwilling to give it, taken away by Party A)
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A: Yes, yes, there are more!
Bai: Then go and get it!
A: Why! (The way eunuchs used to greet Lafayette) I feel like a eunuch! Eunuch! Eunuch! For 5000 yuan! (End)
Bai: See what I can do to you! (Write one on the sign, one on 100 and ten on 100).
A: (On the stage) Beauty! I got the mask back! These are 50! Let's check out!
Bai: (take the mask, give 500 yuan to A, turn around and leave)
A: Wait! Your money is wrong!
Bai: What's the matter!
A: Fifty masks should be 5000! You are only 500!
Bai: Did you just say the price on the brand?
A: That's right! 100 one!
Bai: See for yourself!
Let me see! I think you are either blind or illiterate! (stunned by the price on the sign) What's the matter? One hundred and one! How to become 100 ten!
Bai: 500 yuan is right! (triumphant)
A: You must have changed! I won't sell this mask!
Bai: Not for sale? Do you know who I am?
Who do you love?
Bai: My uncle is from the Public Security Bureau, my second uncle is from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, my father is from the Health Bureau, and me. .
Which bureau are you from?
Bai: My hair was baked in the barber shop! Believe it or not, I called you to close the fine and eat corn!
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Policeman: Do you sell 100 masks?
A: (Bowing his head) Yes!
Policeman: A gentleman loves money and takes it wisely! So there you are! Sell sky-high masks! Now doctors and nurses are making contributions to the country and the people on the front line. Some people donate masks to the epidemic area from their own pockets, but you are making a fortune! Don't lose heart!
A: Me. . . . . . (Covering his head, squatting in shame)
Policeman: Don't worry, little girl! At present, the state has regulations that anyone who takes the opportunity to collect money during the epidemic can report it! What awaits them will be severe punishment by law.
Scene: Street!
drama
A: hello, everyone. My name is a, and I'm a street vendor by profession. However, due to poor management, I am still poor. I want to think about what to do, sell masks to make money! Sell masks, sell masks, the latest N95 masks 100 one! (Take out a sign that says N95 mask 100 yuan each)
(B and C go on stage)
Honey, what should we do? I went to several pharmacies and didn't buy a mask!
B: Hey! Who would have thought that the epidemic was so serious!
C: My dad said, we won't accept gifts this year, only big masks!
B: Don't worry, let's look for it! I have a disposable mask here, please put it on first!
C: (moved) Husband! So what do you do?
B: I have this! (Take out the mask made of grapefruit skin) Handmade, and the smell of grapefruit!
C: That won't do! You should wear this mask!
B: Yes!
C: yes! (The mask was split in half during pushing. )
B: Yes! I can't wear it this time!
A: Sell masks, sell masks!
C: Honey, here are masks! Boss, how much is this mask?
A: 100 one!
C: It's too expensive for you! Can you make it cheaper?
A: (singing) Look at this mask. Exquisitely made. It is not expensive to charge you 100! Come and have a look and try it yourself. Put it on your mouth, it looks especially good!
C: I'll give you two words. It's too expensive! Come on, honey, let's go to a regular drugstore!
A: Hum! I'm telling you! I bought all masks from all the pharmacies around here!
B: Wife! In an emergency, it is very important to buy a mask! Give me 10!
Honey, you are helping and abetting traffickers! Besides, why did you buy so much?
B: Wife! I think many policemen on duty on the roadside don't wear masks! Let's buy more for them!
C: Sorry! Dear, I have wronged you! You are really my good husband! (C shakes B's shoulder)
Stop shaking, your shoulder is dislocated! Honey, take the money!
C:( 1 1,000 yuan, unwilling to give it, taken away by Party A)
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A: Yes, yes, there are more!
Bai: Then go and get it!
A: Why! (The way eunuchs used to greet Lafayette) I feel like a eunuch! Eunuch! Eunuch! For 5000 yuan! (End)
Bai: See what I can do to you! (Write one on the sign, one on 100 and ten on 100).
A: (On the stage) Beauty! I got the mask back! These are 50! Let's check out!
Bai: (take the mask, give 500 yuan to A, turn around and leave)
A: Wait! Your money is wrong!
Bai: What's the matter!
A: Fifty masks should be 5000! You are only 500!
Bai: Did you just say the price on the brand?
A: That's right! 100 one!
Bai: See for yourself!
Let me see! I think you are either blind or illiterate! (stunned by the price on the sign) What's the matter? One hundred and one! How to become 100 ten!
Bai: 500 yuan is right! (triumphant)
A: You must have changed! I won't sell this mask!
Bai: Not for sale? Do you know who I am?
Who do you love?
Bai: My uncle is from the Public Security Bureau, my second uncle is from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, my father is from the Health Bureau, and me. .
Which bureau are you from?
Bai: My hair was baked in the barber shop! Believe it or not, I called you to close the fine and eat corn!
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Policeman: Do you sell 100 masks?
A: (Bowing his head) Yes!
Policeman: A gentleman loves money and takes it wisely! So there you are! Sell sky-high masks! Now doctors and nurses are making contributions to the country and the people on the front line. Some people donate masks to the epidemic area from their own pockets, but you are making a fortune! Don't lose heart!
A: Me. . . . . . (Covering his head, squatting in shame)
Policeman: Don't worry, little girl! At present, the state has regulations that anyone who takes the opportunity to collect money during the epidemic can report it! What awaits them will be severe punishment by law.