1, your love is like a virus, which will be swallowed up by 360 sooner or later.
2, some people are seriously distressed, and some people owe people a toothache.
3, people who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and people who don't eat fat are fearless.
I want to change my brain capacity and stomach capacity.
Sometimes you think the sky is going to fall, but in fact you are standing by yourself.
6. Every time I see a couple, I will sing that song, "Happy breakup, I wish you happiness."
7. Shakespeare said, "Don't test my mother, she can't stand the test!"
8. Three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless.
9. Does the so-called "protein" mean "idiot+idiot+spiritual essence"?
10, life lies in hi, watermelon lies in shooting.
1 1. Hold you in my hand. You are a cup. When I give up, you are the glass.
12, the night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.
13, never feel that you are the most unlucky person in the world, or God will think that you underestimate his ability.
14, growing up, the only constant is the heart that doesn't like reading.
15, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned. Fly with me. They all fell dead.
16, the power of science lies in that you can't understand the answers after copying, and the power of liberal arts lies in that you don't want to copy them after reading the answers.
17, if you are well, it will be sunny, but I like cloudy days.
18. I cried and laughed when I was a child, and cried and laughed when I grew up.
19, I am a good girl and boy you don't care about. Do you like men?
20. I have a bad memory and forgetfulness. I only remember people who are kind to me.
2 1. Why doesn't Fahai understand love? Because there is no "whip" in Fahai.
22. It turns out that loving someone is determined by fate, not by you.
23, the complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall, is it that the girl uses Dabao!
24. Playing the lute to a cow is actually not terrible. The terrible thing is that the cow plays the piano at you.
25, delicious food, I want to be thin, I can't have both, I'll go.
26. There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.
I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the above two. That's all I said.
28. Want Want Snow Cake, You Want, I Want, Everyone Want, Want Want, Wang Mei.
29. The prophet became insane from then on. The whole person becomes more energetic.
30. I hope that when I receive the red envelope, I will open it and write another one.
3 1, when you go out, there are no birds in the mountains, and thousands of people are extinct!
32. In those years, the whole class handed out test papers, and one of them was Zhang Cuo, but the whole class was wrong.
33. The exam is zero. I don't even have a zero without you.
34. In class, someone sent a note. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him up ... It said, Are you there?
35. "Good teacher" in class and "Goodbye teacher" after class. Are you tired of listening to me? I'm tired of talking every day.
36, born love brotherhood, pure love
37. I love you every day, and I insist.
38, patroness, the poor monk is too shallow to heal you through clothes, so he committed a crime.
39. Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts? Now it is black.
40. If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will turn around and leave!