Essay: lines of Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei and their two apprentices.

Fan (solo): Why is this a joke? It is because people are so unlucky. Why gloat? How can it be unlucky? In the past two years, I let Dr. Zhao fool me and ruin me. Last year, he fooled me. Last year, I was paralyzed. I dare not go to the streets now. Why do people whisper to each other when I go to the street? Isn't this a man with a big head and a thick neck? It's the chef. I turned and went back. As soon as I got back, the people behind me shouted, don't go back. Come out and take two steps. Alas, even the vegetable farmers who sell vegetables laugh at me. I asked which eggplant I would buy one day. How much is a catty? He said it was seventy cents. I said that two Jin is one yuan and four yuan. He caught it when he went up. Congratulations, you can't do it all your life. It's really stressful, but today is different. There are so many people in Liaoning Gymnasium. It's not bad to be so friendly and polite to me, and it's much better than those people. I wonder why there is such a big gap between ordinary people living in Shenyang. Don't talk about the fate of friends. Thank you. I'm glad to say that we are all ... Hey.

Zhao (smiling): Hey, what are you talking about here?

Fan: Everyone said that you lied to me and then lied to me. I can run and jump. If you add a hand to me, I can fly. Do you believe it or not?

Zhao: Do you see it? I won't lie to you. I'm definitely learning well now.

Fan: You are doing well.

Zhao: I believe in Buddhism.

Fan: Did you fool Sakyamuni again? Do you still believe in Buddhism?

Zhao: We have been doing well for so many years. Can I fool you? You think you're too cooperative with me.

Fan (looking at Zhao): Ah.

Zhao: You are lame when I say you are a kidnapper, and you are paralyzed when I say you buy a car. If I bought a stretcher this year, you might be isolated from the world.

Fan; You treat me like a fool, and then you

Zhao; Stupidity is not your intention, but God is a little angry with you. Please live bravely. Only your existence can make me smart.

Fan: I'll give you a big bluff. I'll tell you seriously who is sick and who is stupid, right? Since you tricked me into a wheelchair, I haven't done anything in the past six months, and my family of three are studying brain teasers.

Zhao: OK.

Fan: Today I choose three brain teasers to fool you. Do you believe my friend? Give me a round of applause.

Zhao; Please ask questions.

Fan: Say.

Zhao: Say

Fan: Looking at the radio from a distance, you can see that it has no wires, but you can't hear what's going on.

Zhao: Denied the saying that there is no plug in the power failure.

Fan: It looks like a dog from a distance, but it looks like a dog from a close distance. It beats it, or scolds it for leaving.

Zhao: What about the dead dog?

Fan: Oh.

Zhao: Say

Fan: It is said that from a distance, children are looking at calendar cards, like children and like calendar cards.

Zhao: The child has a calendar card in his hand and wants to ask you some questions.

Fan; Please ask questions.

Zhao; Please ask the first question 1. A gentleman took out a pen at home ... wrote a few words and took it out to see why it was worth 30 thousand.

Fan: Because he is a calligrapher.

Zhao: No, he is an accountant and wrote a check.

Fan: You ... you have another one.

Zhao: Please listen to the second question.

Fan: Say.

Zhao: Second, it only takes a minute for a snail to travel from Hainan to Xinjiang. How and how did it get there?

Fan: I went by rocket.

Zhao: No, it climbed on the map. Please answer the third question.

Fan: Say.

Zhao: No.3 Wang's maiden has been in disrepair for a long time, and often leaks rain. It leaked the day before yesterday, but it didn't leak yesterday. Why?

Fan: Because she has repaired the house.

Zhao: No, it didn't rain yesterday.

Fan: You ... you come again, you come again.

Zhao: Come again.

Fan: You do it.

Zhao: OK, please keep asking questions. There is an official who doesn't earn a penny and is still working hard. I am very happy. What kind of official is this?

Fan: He is an honest official.

Zhao: Not the groom.

Fan: Here.

Zhao: Please listen to the fourth question.

Fan: Tell me about ...

Zhao: No.5.

Fan: Say.

Zhao: Hum, have you ever been on a train?

Fan; Seat

Zhao: It is common sense that the train from Shenyang to Tieling takes an hour. Where should the train be half the time?

Fan: It should be near the new town.

Zhao: I got on the wrong bus. I'm telling you, this is just a simple thorn. What?

Fan: It stings.

Zhao: strike a match.

Fan: Ah, there you are.

Zhao: Yes.

Fan: Making matches.

Zhao: The pancake is punctured.

Fan: Make pancakes with matches.

Zhao: How about the crotch? Haha ... ..

Fan: Anything else? You get another, you get another.

Zhao: How about this one?

Fan: Say.

Zhao: I'll tell you the simplest one. Hold out your finger. In front of it is a concrete wall. A jab is a word.

Fan: I saw some.

Zhao: No, it hurts.

Fan: Why do you feel pain?

Zhao: Can such a poke not hurt with your tiger power?

Fan: Come again.

Zhao: Excuse me, what do you want to read three times most?

Fan: I feel pain.

Zhao: I'm not bluffing.

Fan: Ah.

Zhao: It hurts. Why are you poking? Aren't you bluffing?

Zhao: Poke six more times. What is this?

Fan: I miss the pain and fear.

Zhao: Read the complete book before taking the exam.

Fan: Say.

Zhao: What are you looking at vertically and horizontally?

Fan: Miss Wang.

Zhao: Add a dot.

Fan: Yu Nian.

Z: add a circle.

Fan: I miss my motherland.

Z: Ten points.

Fan: I can't pronounce words.

Zhao: Is Wang Mazi still outside?

Fan: Come again.

Zhao: What is a person reading in the door?

Fan: read goodness.

Zhao: Hold five people.

Fan: I can't pronounce words.

Zhao: Young.

Fan: How to squeeze?

Zhao: All five people are crowded at the door. Can we not squeeze?

Fan: You have another ... another drink.

Zhao: Do you still use it?

Fan: Say.

Zhao: There is no need to demonstrate.

Fan: Forget it. I'll show you how to read horizontally, vertically and vertically.

Zhao: chanting

Fan: Add someone in.

Zhao: No.

Fan: Add someone who can't pronounce words.

Zhao: What books do you read?

Fan: People who are quite blind. Do you think he can't be blind? Ha ha laugh. That's it.