Zhao (smiling): Hey, what are you talking about here?
Fan: Everyone said that you lied to me and then lied to me. I can run and jump. If you add a hand to me, I can fly. Do you believe it or not?
Zhao: Do you see it? I won't lie to you. I'm definitely learning well now.
Fan: You are doing well.
Zhao: I believe in Buddhism.
Fan: Did you fool Sakyamuni again? Do you still believe in Buddhism?
Zhao: We have been doing well for so many years. Can I fool you? You think you're too cooperative with me.
Fan (looking at Zhao): Ah.
Zhao: You are lame when I say you are a kidnapper, and you are paralyzed when I say you buy a car. If I bought a stretcher this year, you might be isolated from the world.
Fan; You treat me like a fool, and then you
Zhao; Stupidity is not your intention, but God is a little angry with you. Please live bravely. Only your existence can make me smart.
Fan: I'll give you a big bluff. I'll tell you seriously who is sick and who is stupid, right? Since you tricked me into a wheelchair, I haven't done anything in the past six months, and my family of three are studying brain teasers.
Zhao: OK.
Fan: Today I choose three brain teasers to fool you. Do you believe my friend? Give me a round of applause.
Zhao; Please ask questions.
Fan: Say.
Zhao: Say
Fan: Looking at the radio from a distance, you can see that it has no wires, but you can't hear what's going on.
Zhao: Denied the saying that there is no plug in the power failure.
Fan: It looks like a dog from a distance, but it looks like a dog from a close distance. It beats it, or scolds it for leaving.
Zhao: What about the dead dog?
Fan: Oh.
Zhao: Say
Fan: It is said that from a distance, children are looking at calendar cards, like children and like calendar cards.
Zhao: The child has a calendar card in his hand and wants to ask you some questions.
Fan; Please ask questions.
Zhao; Please ask the first question 1. A gentleman took out a pen at home ... wrote a few words and took it out to see why it was worth 30 thousand.
Fan: Because he is a calligrapher.
Zhao: No, he is an accountant and wrote a check.
Fan: You ... you have another one.
Zhao: Please listen to the second question.
Fan: Say.
Zhao: Second, it only takes a minute for a snail to travel from Hainan to Xinjiang. How and how did it get there?
Fan: I went by rocket.
Zhao: No, it climbed on the map. Please answer the third question.
Fan: Say.
Zhao: No.3 Wang's maiden has been in disrepair for a long time, and often leaks rain. It leaked the day before yesterday, but it didn't leak yesterday. Why?
Fan: Because she has repaired the house.
Zhao: No, it didn't rain yesterday.
Fan: You ... you come again, you come again.
Zhao: Come again.
Fan: You do it.
Zhao: OK, please keep asking questions. There is an official who doesn't earn a penny and is still working hard. I am very happy. What kind of official is this?
Fan: He is an honest official.
Zhao: Not the groom.
Fan: Here.
Zhao: Please listen to the fourth question.
Fan: Tell me about ...
Zhao: No.5.
Fan: Say.
Zhao: Hum, have you ever been on a train?
Fan; Seat
Zhao: It is common sense that the train from Shenyang to Tieling takes an hour. Where should the train be half the time?
Fan: It should be near the new town.
Zhao: I got on the wrong bus. I'm telling you, this is just a simple thorn. What?
Fan: It stings.
Zhao: strike a match.
Fan: Ah, there you are.
Zhao: Yes.
Fan: Making matches.
Zhao: The pancake is punctured.
Fan: Make pancakes with matches.
Zhao: How about the crotch? Haha ... ..
Fan: Anything else? You get another, you get another.
Zhao: How about this one?
Fan: Say.
Zhao: I'll tell you the simplest one. Hold out your finger. In front of it is a concrete wall. A jab is a word.
Fan: I saw some.
Zhao: No, it hurts.
Fan: Why do you feel pain?
Zhao: Can such a poke not hurt with your tiger power?
Fan: Come again.
Zhao: Excuse me, what do you want to read three times most?
Fan: I feel pain.
Zhao: I'm not bluffing.
Fan: Ah.
Zhao: It hurts. Why are you poking? Aren't you bluffing?
Zhao: Poke six more times. What is this?
Fan: I miss the pain and fear.
Zhao: Read the complete book before taking the exam.
Fan: Say.
Zhao: What are you looking at vertically and horizontally?
Fan: Miss Wang.
Zhao: Add a dot.
Fan: Yu Nian.
Z: add a circle.
Fan: I miss my motherland.
Z: Ten points.
Fan: I can't pronounce words.
Zhao: Is Wang Mazi still outside?
Fan: Come again.
Zhao: What is a person reading in the door?
Fan: read goodness.
Zhao: Hold five people.
Fan: I can't pronounce words.
Zhao: Young.
Fan: How to squeeze?
Zhao: All five people are crowded at the door. Can we not squeeze?
Fan: You have another ... another drink.
Zhao: Do you still use it?
Fan: Say.
Zhao: There is no need to demonstrate.
Fan: Forget it. I'll show you how to read horizontally, vertically and vertically.
Zhao: chanting
Fan: Add someone in.
Zhao: No.
Fan: Add someone who can't pronounce words.
Zhao: What books do you read?
Fan: People who are quite blind. Do you think he can't be blind? Ha ha laugh. That's it.