Who knows the lines of Ma Ji's cross talk "Bragging"?

You are so awesome! A Your pen skills are much better than mine! B I heard yesterday: You wrote eight articles in one night. A I heard that you wrote three movie scripts last night. B Your Chinese painting is also very good! A Your calligraphy is really amazing! B. Rongbaozhai doesn’t even dare to sell your traditional Chinese paintings to the public. A Your calligraphy... the customs won’t allow it to be exported! B Then why? A Afraid of embarrassment! Ha ha. B Is that true? You are not only accomplished in literature! You are also an excellent athlete. A, you...why should I be an athlete? B Look, your body shape has become rounded without much exercise! Movement - movement - "circle". A. What kind of athlete am I? B You are a gymnast. A: Yes, if I were not a gymnast, would I have such lines? B Hey! He even admitted it! A Right! B Hey! A few days ago, you made up a set of difficult moves that Tong Fei and Li Ning couldn't do. A How did you know? B: Can you hide this from me in the sports world? A: Please introduce to everyone. B Tell me? A. B That set of difficult moves! It was Thomas on the pommel horse doing a full spin, then jumping to the uneven bars, leaping over, doing a one-arm giant loop on the horizontal bar, and finally falling to the carpet, doing a 720-degree spin, and then coming out of his arms. Here comes a big brazier. A: Oops, you are so good at boasting! B: OK, OK, you are so good at blowing! A I can't beat you. B What? A. You are indeed a rising star in the playing field. B Where, where! Then I can't compare to you, a veteran in the playing field. A, you are better at bragging than bragging! B Hey! You are a veteran who plays horses, and you can play two horses at once! A: You can’t say that, you are blowing behind the Yangtze River and blowing in front of it! B Are you...? I have no words! A Is it over again? B Come again, come again! A Come back, it’s different again. B What happened again? A: Borrow it! B What is borrowing? A. Use other people’s words to brag about yourself! B Okay! There are quite a few names. A Come on! B If you want to make excuses, Ma Ji can’t do it! A Ma Ji? B. A Wait a minute! Is Ma Ji coming? Where is Ma Ji? Look for it! Is Ma Ji here too? B Hey! This braggart can’t even find himself! Aren't you Ma Ji? A: No, I am not Ma Ji. B Who are you? A I'm not worth mentioning. B Who are you? A I am the little "Zhao Yan". Hey, "Zhao Yan" is just a small one? Then you are "Zhao Yan", where have I been? A How could I know? B Who am I? A Ouch! You are the respected Mr. Ma. B Okay! Let's switch! A: Oh, Mr. Ma is really amazing. You are learned and talented. You are called a living encyclopedia. Mr. Ma! B This one is using someone else’s mouth to brag about himself! No, no, I, "Ma Ji", am far worse than you, "Zhao Yan". You, "Zhao Yan," know everything about astronomy and geography. A You can’t say that. My little "Zhao Yan" is like a small witch when I see you. B Where, where! I, "Ma Ji", shy away when I see you! A How is it? Is it over again? Not working again! B Come again. A This time we have a brighter future. B The sea and the sky are vast? A. Whatever you want to blow, blow whatever you want. B Come on. A Come on. B Tell you! I am a very capable person! What ability does A have? B I can read with my ears and have great endurance. A: You didn't ask me what I'm capable of, did you? B What ability do you have? A I often eat with my nose. B Then I can look for minerals with my armpits. A I can generate electricity with my throat. B I can see people through the wall. A I can see your money through your clothes. B Let me pay attention! Tell you! I had a high fever last night! A I also had a high fever last night! B I have a high fever of 67 degrees.

A I have a fever of ninety-four degrees. B You are not afraid of being burned to death! "A has a fever! B's fever is so severe! He touched a corn kernel in his hand and turned it into popcorn with one hand. A's fever was too severe. What's wrong with B? A opened his eyes when he got out of bed this morning , There are four big holes in that quilt! B, you are so good at burning! B, I invited people to dinner last night! B, I also invited people to dinner! Blow, why are you blowing! B, I swallowed the chopsticks! B, I swallowed the spoon! It broke! I bit off a piece of the plate. It broke when I ate it! B, it broke when I ate it! I bit it... I bit it off! Can you bite it with your feet crossed? Can you tell me? You! I am a young person. A, I am mature too early. A, I have been admitted to college since I was nine years old! I am seven years old and our child is thirteen. Is that okay? A is not paying taxes anyway. B, let me tell you, I already have spots when I am five years old! I have wrinkles on my forehead! A, I started to grow a beard when I was only three years old! A, I just gave birth and I retired! Yeah, blow it! B, let me tell you, I am taller. A, I am much taller than you. B, I am 3.69 meters tall. ? A, are you that tall? B, I bulge due to heat expansion and contraction. B, you are not as tall as me. A, I am a head taller than the White Tower. . B is still high. A is flying above my waist. A is high. A is high with my feet on the ground. My upper lip is touching the sky, and my lower lip is touching the ground. B! My upper lip is touching the sky, and my lower lip is touching the ground. B. Where is your face? Ouch!