New Year's Day is coming. We want to perform a sketch. Please help!

1. Interviewer: Hello everyone! Happy new year! In order to welcome the arrival of the new year, this advertising company has invested heavily in hiring new people this year. I heard that River Vocational College is crouching tiger, hidden dragon, and specially sent its younger brother to your treasure land to recruit people. Good ... Our company requires interviewers not only to be eloquent, but also to have acting talent, gentlemanly demeanor, humorous speech, elegant (deep breathing) temperament, etc ... such as me! (Looking at the phone) Well, it's time for an interview. (Dad and Manmy make a chic appearance together, coming from both sides) D: I will be a successful person, and I will wear a suit and Armani. M: I wear Rolex as my watch D: I wear Nike as my sports shoes. M: I drive a Rolls Royce. D: When we meet, M: We all dance (D sings, two people dance together) D: "Elephants can sing, monkeys can dance, foxes can do somersaults, bobcats, pigs and goats, and there is an old sheep in the mountains. I think my old grandson is in a daze, hey … I think my old grandson is in a daze. . "D and M: Hello! Happy new year! Mammy, do you think I am handsome today? Wow … so handsome, you are my idol, you know? My admiration for you is like a raging river, endless, like a raging flood, out of control ... D: (picks up the mirror and looks at it) Oh, really? How handsome I am ... M: (looking at his watch) Oh, it's time for you to go for an interview. Let's go ... why don't you go? D: I am intoxicated. I ... By the way, for my success, I will be my sidekick in the future! I believe with your cooperation, I will be a more handsome man. Ha ha laugh ... M: Well, no problem, leave it to me ... (They turn to the interviewer) D: Sir, the right person in your mind is here. (raises his hand and looks at D) Hands: You, um … can't …D and M: Why? Tip: (in front of the audience) I hate handsome people. (picks up a comb to comb your hair) So you are not qualified. Are you kidding? Being handsome is also a crime? M: Leave it to me! Man: Sir, handsome … you … recruit: Wait, what did you just call me? Man: Sir! Hint: Next sentence! Man: Handsome guy! Zhao: Um,,,,,, What's the matter? When I saw you, M: I knew you were an unusual person. You are so handsome, Andy Lau hit you. As soon as I saw you, I fell in love with you! Hint: Oh. . ? What is it like? My admiration for you is like a raging river, endless, like a raging flood, out of control ... trick: (picking up a comb to comb my hair) Mm-hmm, actually, I think so, too. M: So, because you are so handsome, just give him a chance. Zhao: Haha … No problem … No problem … Ahem … Well, you, come here … D: Yes, sir! ! ! Zhao: It is not easy to apply for a job in our advertising company. There are many tests to prove whether you are the talent we want …D: Haha … Shakespeare, Tobeornottobe. This is a problem. Zhao: But before that, please register ... What's your name? My name is Dad, and my name is Sandy. Hint: Oh, oh ... Dad! Good boy ... trick: (striking table) Oh, let me call you dad? You, you are not qualified ... Ding: Wait, let me explain ... (Take a deep breath) Mom said: When people call you dad, you should say "good" ... Zhao: Why didn't my mom say that? Poor boy, you look so handsome. Your mother didn't say it wasn't your fault. Don't blame yourself too much. Let's move on. Zhao: Oh … Hehe … It seems that you are right! What did you just say about me? Say you are handsome ... recruit: hey ... handsome people just can't ... go on, what about gender? How do you think? Tip: male! Disgusting! Actually, she is a woman! (M and Zhao both fall down) D: Liar! Zhao: What about age? Can you keep a secret for me? Zhao: Sure ... D: Me too! Zhao: (Zhao hammers the table) Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire. Zhao: (panicking, laughing again) How can I be angry? Handsome guys can't be knocked down! Ok, joining our advertising company is to advertise for customers. Now let's test your acting skills and see if you are qualified to advertise! This can't be true, can it? Hint: Haha ... Are you afraid? Haha ... Just what I want. Come on ... Trick: We are innovating advertising, and we are going to use "poetry" to highlight the safety and quality of our products. Now, you can use poetry to advertise Pepsi … D: Oh, it's so easy. Listen carefully … Trick: Why don't you start? Damn it, you haven't said "action". Action! D: Hello, audience friends in front of the TV! Whenever I drink Pepsi, I can't help but sing a poem: "The wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the strong man drinks it at once and never comes back." Call: Card … I told you to highlight the safety and quality of products, not unsafe …D: Damn it, you told me! Tip: forget it, test your other one! It's the Spring Festival now. What kind of advertisements do our advertising companies like to shoot best? (M comes to his ear and says) D: Good idea! Listen up! Handsome boy, one more move! Action! D:(D dances with M) "No gifts this year, no gifts, only melatonin, melatonin" trick: Well, not bad! Finally, our advertising company often advertises Rejoice Shampoo, but it feels that there is no innovation, like Nicholas Tse's "Rejoice, More Confident", and there is no bright spot at all. So, let's test whether we can give a bright spot now! D: Haha … Let's do another action! Action! D: (D and M move together) "Be more confident with softness!" Zhao: Wow, it's like this ... classic! (to the audience) I can't help but want to give him a thumbs up, but I can't show it! (Hands down, calm down) Well, you passed. Did you bring a photo? Sure! (Hand M, hand M Zhao) Zhao: Come on, we want one-inch photos. Why did you give me such a big job? D: Only in this way can I show my spirit! (waving a suit) trick: (to the audience) I can't stand someone pretending to be more handsome than me in front of me! I thought about it for a long time, but I still don't think you can do it. You'd better go D and m: Then why? Zhao: Who told you to be more handsome than me? Hmm … D: You …. Man: (pull D) I'll handle it! Handsome, how can he be more handsome than you? Look at you! As soon as I saw you, I knew you were an extraordinary person! My admiration for you is like a ... trick: (interrupting M) Stop it! I know I'm handsome, and I won't remember if you say it again! D: (running to M) Plan A! (M nods) M: Handsome guy, is one enough? Trick: This handsome guy is honest and clean, don't bribe me with money! Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... M: What about the three? Zhao: I won't be knocked down by money! Insist on not accepting it! M: How about five o'clock? Zhao: (stuffing into his pocket) This money is not enough for me to buy toothpicks to pick my teeth! M: Don't forget. Give me all the money! Tip: Wait, don't collect it for nothing! Hehe … I can't believe you are so sincere. How can people stay at a respectful distance from others? Come to work in our company tomorrow! D: (Three people get together and move) I am a successful person. I wear Armani in my suit, M: I in my watch and Rolex in my car! (Ding, Mi and Zhao bow together): Thank you!

2, people: manager, male A, female B, male C Jing: There is a word on the iron shelf: a dog manager entering the door: Sanxiang Soy Sauce and Vinegar Group, pay close attention to economic development, open recruitment today, want to find a good manager, in fact, my conditions are not high. The most important thing is to find an honest person who dares to tell the truth. Do you see the words on it? That's my job. I'm embarrassed in front of my friends in calligraphy today. Actually, it's not a word, it's a word I made myself. The key is to see whether the applicant is honest or dishonest today. First! Man A: I'm the first. Manager: Name. Man A: Big and strong. Manager: What's your last name? Man A: What's his last name? Manager: He Dazhuang, you have heard of this name. You are a celebrity. Man A: I dare not. Manager: Education. Man A: I graduated from university, majoring in computer, and I have several degrees, all of which are authentic. Manager: Your education is unusual. My exam is very simple. If you answer well today, I will. If you don't answer well, I'll be rude. Look at the words behind you first. Man A: Right, right. Manager: Answer my first question first. From the point of view of calligraphy, what is the style of this word? Man A: Oh, when I looked at it on the computer, the word was in bold. But I can't say, mainly to find out what he means. Boss, what kind of figure do you like? Manager: I like ... you don't care what I like! I'm asking you the word. What is he? Man A: What's your name, boss? Manager: My surname is Ma. Man A: That's a horse. Manager: What if my last name is Zhu? Man A: That's the pig. Manager: trotters? Or a kidney flower. Man A: Waist flowers will do. Manager: I have seen ghosts. I tell you, I know your level, and you can answer my second question. What's his word? Man a: I can tell at a glance that it is not a word. What does the boss mean? Boss ma, this word is a knowing word. Outside is the door, inside is the dog, so is the doorman, and the dog is also a dog. Dogs add up, so do watchdog. The word is pronounced "look". I know what the boss means. You want to find a manager who is loyal to the house. Manager: Yes. Man A: Do you think I can do it? Manager: No way. Man A: Why can't I? Manager: No,no.. If I say no, you can't. If I agree, you can. If you can't, you can. You got it? Man A: Yes. Just stick to it, or it will be bumpy. Manager: You can go now. You have guessed all my thoughts. Such people are too sophisticated to get along with. The second one! Woman B: Singing: There is a girl named Xiao Fang. She is very beautiful ... Manager: Beautiful, beautiful. What's her name? Woman B: My name is Xiao Fang. Manager: What's your last name? Woman B: My last name is Cai. Manager: Cai Xiaofang, age? Female B: Daughter 18 years old, never married. Manager: I don't care whether you get married or not. You tell me your education. Woman B: If I didn't pass the exam in high school, I went to work in a hair salon and had a shampoo and massage. This job is not easy. I saw my boss looking for a job today. I'm here to take an examination of female secretaries or Guan Gong. Manager: Guan Gong? Woman B: Not Guan Gong, but public relations. Manager: I said, Miss Cai, I don't need a secretary or public relations staff here. I want a manager. Woman B: What? You need to hire a manager. Manager: Yes. Woman B: Oh, boss, the secretary plus public relations is the manager. Manager: What kind of manager is that? Woman B: Over time, I will take care of everything. Manager: Our calligraphy rules are getting down to business. Miss Cai, please look at this word first. First of all, from the perspective of calligraphy, what is the style of this word? Woman B: This word is too simple. This is a kind of multimedia. Manager: What do you call multimedia? Woman B: I don't even know. It's just that if I give you more media and more consideration, it's called multimedia. Manager: Please answer my second question. What's this word? Woman B: I know the word Wang. Manager: Why did you study Wang? Woman B: There is a door inside. There is a dog in the door. When he sees people, he screams, and the sound of screaming is that Wang Wang ... Manager: Cai Xiaofang, don't Wang Wang, you Wang Wang, and my heart will panic. Woman B: I want you to be flustered, so that I can have hope. Manager: Sister, go back boldly. Woman B: You won't hire me? Manager: No! Woman B: Forget it if you don't hire me. I have seen so many people in the world, but I have never seen such inferior goods. Just find a word you don't know. I think you're twisting. Manager: What can I say? Woman B: You owe it to rub! (female b) manager: fierce, evil and a little Cai. It's strange not to bring down my company. Number three! Man C: Yes, the first two people cried when they went out. Maybe I'm a fool. Manager: Name? Man C: Actually, because I am honest, what should I say when I meet something? Manager: Great! Why don't you read this word first? Man c: ouch! This word is well written. It is as thick as a horizontal line. As a building, it is square. There are two dams on the door with a ditch in the middle. Manager: It seems that you still know calligraphy. Man c: I know a little. Manager: From the perspective of calligraphy, what is the style of this word? Man c: bold. Manager: How do you know you will be bold soon? Man c: I can tell at a glance. Manager: Honesty or honesty. You don't think he is fat, he is really promising. Man C: Such a simple question, write in bold with a black pen, write in red with a red pen, and write in cursive with a colored pen. Manager: To be honest, please answer my second question: What is this word? Man C: Boss, this word has charm. After careful analysis, it is a bit complicated. He is like a dog in front of your house, a biting cyclops. Manager: Answer me, what is this word? Man C: He is not a word at all. Manager: How do you know he is not a word? Man c: I don't think so. Manager: Tell the truth. You are really honest. If you see anything, say something. I'll fill out the form for you right away. Man C: As long as it's a word I don't know, it's not a word. Manager: To tell the truth, this is really a rare talent. There is a poem that is well said. I looked everywhere in the iron shoes, but I couldn't find it, and the talent came. Man c: I have two words. I don't know if I should say it. Manager: Be my guest. Man C: It's true that Boya Qintai meets a bosom friend and talks nonsense. Manager: To be honest, I am looking for someone like you. Where do you live? Man c: Hankou. Manager: Where is Hankou? Man C: Hexagon Pavilion. Manager: Be specific. Male C: Shenjing Hospital/bed KLOC-0/6.

3. The recruitment curtain rises: (Inside the house, recruiter A is fidgeting through the papers piled up on the desk from time to time before squatting on the case. Sitting in front of a small and exquisite girl, two people stood outside the house, looking different and waiting anxiously. ) A (without looking up): Well, Miss Li, you can go now, and we will inform you of the second interview time. If you pass, girl (standing up, happy): Oh, so, I passed this application! A (still bowing your head, busy taking care of yourself): If we are looking for a whitening image spokesperson, you still have a great chance, but our company requires personnel to have strength. Well, ... The girl was anxious and said: You mean ... a; Ok, miss Li, don't worry, I have nothing against you, and I won't sneak in your way. You can go back, next, next ... (The girl is angry and full of grievances: what a good person, no quality! A Qin listened and said, What did you say? You, you, you, come back! The girl ignored her and left in a hurry) (C Jin, with a nervous face, but quite calm movements, sat in a chair) A (with a critical and mean look): Alas, young people nowadays are really outrageous, have no manners at all, and don't even say hello ... C (standing up quickly, blushing): Oh, I'm sorry .. We have to put up with it ... Reaching for it, A twisted his arm, stared at it, took a sip of the water in front of him, C blushed, A said slowly) There was only one left, and it was already late (looking at his watch, talking to himself). A (looking up and down sarcastically): This comrade looks like a slave! Hmm ... (shaking his head) B's smile froze on his face, which was a bit funny. A: No.250, No.250 (C looked around and blinked to remind him that he didn't realize it until he looked at his number, so he was embarrassed to agree). Well, graduate students in economics ... it's no big deal ... just graduated ... I said, these graduate students and so on. C (a little sad, but still firm): Although I have no practical experience, I am very concerned about and understand the current market situation, and I have participated in part-time jobs many times. I think I am fully capable of doing this job well. I hope you can give me a chance and give yourself a chance at the same time. Oh, you are confident. Look at so many files, and some master students and doctoral students think highly of themselves. But when you ask them about the basic practical management work, they are all dumbfounded. They will talk endlessly, only talk empty words, but can't do practical things, which makes our employers have a headache ... Oh, it's five o'clock, we still have half an hour to get off work ... You ... (looking through the documents) B (busy): Oh, I must be experienced. If you don't believe me, you can ... a (ignoring it and taking a sip of tea, taking care of yourself): Oh, XXX? The name is still very exquisite, that is, a person, no, no ... financial manager, with five years of work experience ... very rich experience ... native of XX, Zhejiang Province, this place name is very familiar. By the way, it was reported in the newspaper the other day that a female accountant fled privately, which seems to be from here! B (pale and busy); Later, I learned that the man's ancestral home was XX A, Hubei (looked up and glanced at it): It can be seen that the atmosphere in your place is not good, and even Hubei people can teach B (busy refutation): You have never heard of the nine-headed bird in the sky and the Hubei guy on the ground. Do Hubei people still need to teach? If you don't teach him, it may be very bad. C (can't help interrupting): Aunt, according to Article 10 1 of the General Principles of Civil Law of People's Republic of China (PRC), citizens as legal persons enjoy the right of reputation, and their personal dignity is protected by law. It is forbidden to damage the reputation of a citizen as a legal person by insulting or slandering. Now every citizen in Hubei has the right to claim compensation from you, and you have suffered a lot (drinking tea and smiling): Well, yes, there are two things. I had to smile): Didn't I praise the cleverness of Hubei people? They learn everything quickly. Hehe, besides, people who don't know are not guilty. I forgot that I was standing on the site of Hubei. Hey, you're here for a lawsuit. It's almost half past five, and I'm still waiting for dinner. You (right, c) have a good education, and your talent is not that bad, but you don't have much experience. Many companies have been brought down by those ignorant young people (C is embarrassed, B is glad). A (glaring at B): What are you laughing at? Your teeth are white. I have read your letter of recommendation and this qualification certificate clearly. Now these things are fake. I can buy a lot for two dollars, and I'm too lazy to tell the difference between true and false. Although you are experienced, your education is too high. Can this be done? In short, it does not meet the requirements of our company. Alas, talents are hard to find these days. B (furious): You, you, what, dare to talk like this? I still despise your stupid company. I can tell what a rabble your company is just by looking at you as a clerk! (c): According to the laws of People's Republic of China (PRC); In order to protect the national interests, personal property and other rights of himself or others from the ongoing illegal infringement, the actor stops the illegal infringement and causes losses to the illegal infringer, which belongs to normal defense and can be exempted from civil liability. So, Miss X, you can defend yourself now. A (scared, stand up); What what, you want to rebel? B (rolls up his sleeves and chuckles) That's what happened! ! ! Moderator; It seems that both graduate students and graduates with rich work experience have their own advantages in finding jobs, but it will be very troublesome to meet employers who are not picky.

4. Planning: Linlin

Screenwriter: Lin Lin

Actor: Lin Lin

Actor: to be determined

Props: banners, clothes, tables and chairs, stereo, paper.

Time: 8 minutes

Scenario script:

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Actor 1: (answers the phone) hello, director, I'm at the recruitment site now. Don't worry, I'll do the recruitment well. Don't worry!

Actor No.65438 +0: Alas, recently our station has to recruit two presenters, which makes me an examiner very embarrassed. The recruitment took three days, and more than 200 people were interviewed, but many people came, but their quality was not very good, or they were inarticulate or had a bad image. I wonder what will happen at 250 today? 250, 250, 250 ...

Actor 2: Go to ... (Go to the recruitment form)

Actor 1: Here is a mineral water bottle. Take it!

Actor 2: I don't drink water I'm here to apply.

Actor 1: You are 250?

The actor is me at 2: 250.

Actor 1: Don't make trouble here, I'm busy! then

Actor 2: Why, I'm not handsome! Look down on me! I'm going to complain about you, killing talents.

Actor 1: Yes, yes, it's quite difficult. I tell you, our recruitment is conditional, and we can only be hired if we pass the exam. First, introduce yourself.

Actor 2: Oh! ! ! Hello, everyone. My name is Lin Youcai. Call me rich. I come from an ordinary family, with a good temper, a primary school education, a rural hukou, three dangerous houses, an acre of thin land, a cold pot and a hot stove, and no wife. Today, I am on the stage, recruiting a girlfriend and walking side by side on the revolutionary road!

Actor 1: You have come to propose. All right, all right. To be a qualified host, the most basic thing is to be standard in Mandarin and articulate.

Actor No.2: Teacher, I'll give you an order to twist the button. Forty-four is ten

Fourteen is fourteen.

Forty is forty.

Forty-four forty-four (flat tongue part)

Actor 1: stop, stop, the heart is not very good. (Sitting on the ground)

Actor 2: Teacher, are you all right? My lethality is too strong.

Actor 1: Do you have any talents to show?

Actor 2: Teacher, I know a lot. I can sing, dance and walk.

Actor 1: Go what. Cat? What cat?

Actor 2: Yes! I can't even understand Mandarin. Take two steps.

Actor 1: That's a model. Not to mention many meetings? Be good. I'll give you high marks if you are good.

Actor 2: Teacher, let me sing first! After painstaking research and careful analysis, I divide male singers in contemporary music into three types.

The first kind of epilepsy: I heard of it, but I didn't say that you were 25 thousand Li, and some said that you were fine. It's not easy for you to come to the revolutionary base, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 1234567!

The second is shaking his head: Lao Zhang said to invite him to dinner and drink less, but he refused. He said that we are all from the northeast, our specialty is Korean ginseng, our pork stewed vermicelli, and our answer is live Lei Feng.

The third kind of indigestion: it doesn't matter who will fall in love with whom, and it doesn't matter who will make who haggard. The happiness I have had is temporary beauty, and I will come back and retreat after happiness. ...

Actor 1: What's wrong with you?

Actor 2: I have a stomachache. What should I do if I have loose bowels soon? How wonderful!

Actor 1: It's really interesting. You are showing off dancing and fashion shows.

Actor 2: Music

(Choose a short dance and fashion show)

Actor 1: talented! You are very talented, and I think you are also a kind and honest person.

Actor 2: I found our local teacher, yeah!

Actor 1: talented. In fact, the teacher told you that not everyone can be a host. A qualified host should not only be talented, but also speak Mandarin well, have a good image and have good moral and cultural qualities. I think you are honest, too. The teacher told you that you'd better go home! Study hard and give full play to your strengths. Maybe you can develop in acting. Go home!

Actor 2: Cry, the teacher is coming. Who signed up for the train ticket?

Yichun TV station recruits a host. I'll try there. !