There was a man with a particularly big nose, and his friend joked with him:
There is a big nose in the world, but you are fierce.
Stay in bed to support the roof, and enter the house to block the screen.
It's no use eating, but it smells great.
Jiangnan sneezes, Jiangbei rains.
The woodcutter's poem
There is a rich man who likes to sing crooked poems to show his "talent". One day, the rich man saw a woodcutter coming out of the mountain carrying firewood, so he told him to put down his burden and intoned:
Trees grow on the mountain, but not firewood. Cut down trees and turn them into firewood.
It's much more troublesome to turn into firewood. It's better to make firewood from the beginning.
Hearing this, the woodcutter was very angry. He opened his mouth and said to the rich man:
The host doesn't eat shit when he eats, but it becomes shit when he eats it.
It's much more trouble to turn into shit. Might as well eat shit in the first place.
Everyone on the side said yes, and the rich man blushed with shame.