An interesting poem about the exam

1. An interesting poem about the exam

2. Poems about exams are very interesting.

Funny poems about exams 1. Who can help me think up humorous sentences about the exam?

Exams are all clouds, funny classic sentences about the final exam.

Not ninety-eight! Not eighty-eight! Seventy-eight won't be yours! It's only 68. You heard me right! It's really sixty-eight. It's sixty-eight! This is crazy. As long as 68 can let the children go home for the New Year! Good gifts don't stop Actions speak louder than actions! The teachers quickly picked up the red pen in their hands and drew a 68 on the test paper.

Three points is life, and seven points is teacher-student relationship. Teacher. Me. Me. I tried my best. Yes Ah, the rest. Shit. You're finished.

Asking questions is not easy, and you will die.

Comment on a wool. Obviously, it is to teach yourself the content of this semester. You call it a review. Classic quotations caused by the final exam

I especially want to see a teacher fall down as soon as she goes out, and then I help her up. She got up and gave me an answer, then turned to leave. I said to her, teacher, your answer. The teacher said, no, it's your answer. ...

Where is it? Where have I seen you? This test paper is so familiar ~ ~ ~ I can't remember it at the moment ~ ~ Ah ~ ~ Funny quotations are in my dream.

The exam has made my eyes unbearable, and going home has made my ears unbearable! How brave! Dare to face up to the hypocrisy of top students and dare to take an early vacation!

Everyone who said that they would fail in the exam but finally got 90+ scored a spiral fracture of their fingers, severed the deep palm arch and flew out to go straight to the corneal lens. The dog's eye was stabbed instantly, and the aqueous humor and vitreous body were sprayed with a gorgeous screen, which caused the mobile phone to explode instantly. The whole person bloomed into a chrysanthemum in the flame.

I hope that when the top student scores 90+ or 65,438+000 in the field exam, he can send as many assists as possible to make the data of our senior bench players look better.

Facts have proved that even if you have a week to review a course, you don't have to turn over the books once every six days.

2. Interesting poems about exams

Chirp, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747! Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers. She wants to, and she has no money to buy a plane. Last night, she saw a military poster and needed bombers and 12 planes, but she couldn't afford one. Grandpa didn't have much money, Mulan didn't have gold and silver, so she was willing to buy steel planes from now on. She buys drawings in the east, screws in the west, glass in the south and tin in the north. She refused to go to the old hangar, no but I heard the general shout hahaha. Wan Li flew the plane, but never closed the mountain for a moment. The hot air spreads on the wings and the sun shines on the glass. The general is scared to death, and the soul of a strong man has flown. The son of heaven is lying in a hospital bed. The director turned twelve times and gave them a slap in the face. Khan asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. I want to drive 747 and fly back to my hometown. My parents heard the girl's voice and picked up the machine gun. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she raised her hand and raised her gun. When I heard that my sister was coming, I raised my gun and loaded it. I opened the cabin door, hid in my plane, took off my wartime robe, put on my flight suit, put on more grenades, and put on a machine gun outside. When they went out to bury the bomb, their relatives and friends were both surprised and busy: after twelve years of separation, I didn't know Mulan was a pervert. The madman stepped on the ground, the idiot closed his eyes and they walked side by side. Who can say I'm not normal?

3. Describe the classic funny sentences after the exam.

After twittering, the rooster soaked the hen.

The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain.

I don't understand in class, all because of old things.

The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose.

Life is China's, and death is China's soul.

It is impossible for me to learn English.

I still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English.

My unqualified language shows my character even more.

The teacher takes full responsibility for failing math.

English is not qualified because I am patriotic.

Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate.

Going to school every day is even more worrying, and teachers can't do without lectures;

Listening to me is like sleepwalking, and there is no reason to criticize every time;

I want revenge for my homework, which I have foolishly completed;

Time flies like an arrow, but the sun and the moon don't fly.

Copy all your homework, or you won't hand it in.

Go to school, wait until school is over, and have a holiday after school.

Year after year, this meaning hates lingering.

Classmates are classmates, so fly separately after school, even for one day ~ ...

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of who in today's world?

Just because the south wind blows and it rains slightly, it's all my own fault for blowing too well.

The sky is gray and the fields are boundless. I saw four lines on the composition paper.

4. Poems about funny.

If you don't get high marks, just pass the exam. If you are not diligent, you will be smart if you have money. I am the only one who failed the exam. There are tears on his face, tears in his mouth, no jokes, and no habit of going back and forth. Nanyang Electronic Game City, Xishu Game Hall, Confucius said, "Why not go?" Answer: "My parents don't understand my heart." Books are like the sea, and topics are like the sea. Where is the boat for reading? My back was wet with sweat, my tears were suffocating, and the red fork rolled all over the floor, greasy and still a little bit. People are thin, but my bones have no meat, and I feel guilty. Who are you talking about? Tired and haggard. Sleep, sleep, spring is beautiful, I am ecstatic, I am not tired of taking exams? Boys have no talent. If I don't come up, I'll hand in the blank paper, and the duck eggs will roll down. The test paper will turn red as soon as it appears, so you can argue when you go home. As soon as you take off your clothes, the wound will appear and you will be beaten several times. This poem is not to my liking, and the exam is not fun. It is better to write poems than to play games. Last night, I was excited to surf the Internet, intoxicated and lost my way. I got lost, strayed into the depths of garbage, and was surprised by countless flies and vomited. Fantasy transition in class, I don't know where I was intoxicated, and suddenly I saw a black face, which was horrible and almost died. There is nothing to worry about online. Chatting can solve your worries. Suddenly, I saw a beautiful girl waving, nodding, closing other windows and finally talking. It turned out to be an old man from the north! Gross. Gross.

Purple smoke rises from Rizhao incense burner, and Li Bai comes to roast duck. Drooling for 3 thousand hours, no money in my pocket. The foot of my bed is shining so brightly that the glass is frosted. If you don't wipe it when you are in a hurry, it will get dirty if you don't repair it well.

A fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.

The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport.

There are electric lights overhead and cockroaches on the ground.

If you sprinkle dichlorvos, the cockroach will die.

There are black holes in the well.

The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.

I have never seen a poet in my life, but I have seen a poet grow to eight feet long.

How can a poet fart on a high wall?

The number of articles in the world is Sanjiang, and the number of articles in Sanjiang is hometown.

Hometown is my brother, and my brother and I study it.

( 1)

Plant a pumpkin like soil and put it on the top of Wuyue Mountain.

Thrown into the Pacific Ocean, the earth has another continent.

(2)

An ear of rice is long, and bridges are built on both sides of the Yellow River.

Ten cars walk side by side, and the train doesn't sway.

(3)

A fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.

The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport.

(4)

The rice pile was round and sharp, and the members piled it into the sky.

Pull a piece of white cloud to wipe the sweat, and smoke a bag of cigarettes near the sun.

5. The complete works of funny ancient poems are hilarious.

Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

Mu Tong Yaozhi Sanlitun

Dondum

Far up to Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

This is a dinosaur meeting a frog.

When did you have a girl?

Ask your roommate about the wine.

I want to know the girl next door,

Whether there is that boyfriend.

I want to dig the wall and look inside.

I'm afraid the wall is too thick,

It hurts my hand.

Switch to binoculars,

The people in the house have left.

Turn the stairs,

Look down.

Momo, if you don't leave,

She is wearing a beautiful elbow.

People have joys and sorrows,

The moon is cloudy and sunny,

This matter has existed since ancient times.

I hope it won't be long,

She broke up two days later.

Tang Libai

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll check online.

Spring Morning

Don't wash your feet in spring,

Mosquitoes bite everywhere.

Turn over in the middle of the night,

This is a big blow.

As soon as the Chinese teacher turned around, Lu Xun was willing to be a willing cow;

Looking back, the math teacher can ask for six dollars six times;

The English teacher turned around, sorry and added thank you;

When the chemistry teacher turned around, carbon dioxide turned into gasoline;

When the physics teacher turned around, a lever moved the earth;

When the biology teacher looked back, the night clouds were horribly low;

As soon as the geography teacher turns around, he can travel all over the world;

As soon as the history teacher turned around, Qin Shihuang came to put the shot put;

As soon as the PE teacher turned around, Daiyu could also play football.

As soon as the labor teacher turned around, he came to the catwalk with scrap metal;

As soon as the music teacher turned around, an earthquake of magnitude 8 blew up the earth;

As soon as the art teacher turned around, Mona Lisa became romantic.

"Looking at Lushan Waterfall" Rizhao incense burner stinks, Li Bai sits by the toilet, and Li Xiao flies a knife for an instant, and Li Bai dies by the toilet.

Wo Chun, I'm stupid.

Mume smells flowers, I have no culture,

I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,

If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.

Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.

Li Bai went to steal peaches by boat. Wang Lun picked up a big rice spoon and scratched the back of Li Bai's head.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. Hong Kong stinks at night.

A Chinese teacher read a poem entitled "Sleeping in Spring" by Lu You and asked the students to dictate. The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows, and a student dictated as follows.

Wo Chun (I am stupid)

Wumei smells flowers (I have no education), lying on branches hurts the bottom (I have a low IQ), lying in water (ask me who I am), Yida Chunlv (big donkey), Anqing (I am a donkey), Anqing (I am a donkey) and Anqing (I am a stupid donkey)!

Watch and play, you must turn! The transferred person will have a smooth love, a smooth career, a harmonious family and a happy life! But you shouldn't mind leaving a small message! You will be blessed! ! Haha ~

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light.

Lower your head and finish the soup.

Look up and get a towel.

Wipe your crotch with your head down.

Rizhao incense burner is full of smoke. Li Bai came to the toilet and poured three thousand excrement. Li Bai didn't bring toilet paper

Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early will have to die late.

When weeding is at noon,

Mines buried the soil.

Li Bai will dig,

Blow it to 250.

When weeding is at noon,

Farmers are unfortunate and bitter.

Wearing halter pants,

Dance ballet.

Rizhao Luxiang produces purple smoke,

Li Bai walked into the roast duck restaurant.

The boss doesn't like him.

Xiao Li flew the knife for an instant.

Immediately become a dead eunuch.

A school,

The new light is very bright.

Go in and have a look,

It's tattered.

Ten freshmen,

Nine idiots.

There's another one,

insane

Silent Night Thinking (Exam Edition)

If you don't study hard on weekdays, look at the sky in the exam, hand in the test paper, and duck eggs will drop.

A unkempt little boy learned to shit and sat in a pit, covered in shit. Passers-by asked for advice and waved away, and the shit that scared him was smoked to death.

There is an altar of shit in front of the bed, which looks like a bowl of soup. Lift the jar and taste it. It's been hidden for thirty years! !

Funny poems about exams 1. An interesting poem about the exam

2. Who can help me come up with humorous sentences about the exam?

1. Xiaoming went home trembling: "Dad, I only got 60 points in the exam today."

Dad is very angry: "Don't call me dad next time you fail the exam!" " "Three weeks later, Xiao Ming came back from the exam. Dad asked, "How was the exam? "Xiaoming looked helpless:" Sorry, brother ". Every time the teacher said, "Please put things that have nothing to do with the exam on the platform. "

I really want to put myself on the podium.

3. The whole semester was abandoned, and my heart was broken before the exam. I didn't sleep for a week. Before the exam, I was lying on my back. As soon as I entered the examination room, I collapsed, crying with my papers in my arms, unable to take the exam, and nothing.

4. It is obviously a pad-sized exam, but the daily exam has a wide range and students need to review it at night. Even so, there are some side leaks.

5. A netizen took IELTS and oral English. When she got the oral presentation, she said "my day". As a result, the examiner knew some Chinese and asked her what she meant. She solemnly said that "day" means to inspire yourself with the help of the sun. 6. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.

Some people are still knitting scarves. 7. The wind blows in the clouds, and the brave blows in the clouds! The exam must be cancelled at any time! No, it's not canceled.

Think about it, you are at home, on the train, following your classmates, eating hot pot and singing, and suddenly your classmates tell you that you have failed.

Therefore, the day without exams is a good day! ! 8. Examination is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to take a seat, not to take a seat, and even to sleep. He stayed in the blood and rolled back and forth. Regret the pain of not reviewing, hate the pain of not reviewing, and want to study.

9. I'm not happy when I start reviewing. If you are unhappy, don't review. If I don't review, I will be very happy. The happy day will pass.

10. I read it in the morning and forgot it in the afternoon. I saw it in the afternoon and forgot it at night.

After reading one door, I forgot one. After reading one door, there is another. 1 1. Look at the cell, I'm apoptosis.

Look at the blood. I don't circulate. Looking at breathing, the lungs stopped rising.

Look at digestion. I have too much stomach acid. Looking at the energy, I collapsed.

Watching Excretion made my urine collapse. Look, the feeling makes me numb.

Watching "Nerve" is driving me crazy. Look at endocrine, I'm out of balance.

Oh, my god Candidates are difficult to manage. 12. Look at one question and take another test. This is fate.

Getting a question right is luck. Horizontal approval: it is useless to do more; It is efficient to read a book every day.

Pass one exam after another, strength. Horizontal approval: sudden success.

13. In fact, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, everything that can be tested is terrible. The terrible thing is the college exam, which is only one week, all the things you can't get. 14. There is an examination scope called "All books should be tested"; There is an emphasis called "what I say is the point".

My heart sank after hearing the first sentence, and my eyes filled with tears after hearing the second sentence. Those teachers who didn't pay attention to exams were heartbroken in their last lives. When Xifeng met such a teacher, she quickly married. 15. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called None, a kind of multiple-choice question called Look to the right, a kind of calculation question called crying while doing, a kind of application question called collapse, a kind of proof question called proving your sister, and a kind of failing class called Never mind! 16. A month ago, I asked Fozu what to do with the final exam. Buddha gave me four words: everything depends on human effort.

Half a month ago, I asked the Buddha again, and the Buddha gave me four words: Everything comes with fate. When I asked the Buddha today, the Buddha silently said: Participation is the most important thing.

17. there is a kind of question called: this knowledge point, I may take multiple-choice questions, noun explanations, short-answer questions and essay questions. Spray blood directly. Macro.

18. The exam is over. I wish I were Chu Xu, giving a question twice the score. I wish I were Lu Bu, and I would score once if I made two mistakes. I wish I were Guo Jia. If I miss a question, give me two answers. I wish I were Sima Yi. I said I was right about this question. I wish I were Xiao Qiao, and the wrong deduction was someone else's score; I wish I were Zhuge Liang. I know the exam questions in advance. You can't deduct my points if you don't review! 19. Ten percent of the key points are in your hands, and ninety percent of the examination questions are in the college building. When was the exam held? How many classrooms scored again last night? It's hard to turn back. In the middle of the next month, I was still worried about the last time. It's just a matter of changing the subject. Asking when I can graduate is like a stagnant pool. Exams are never fun. Playing games is not as good as playing games: I was excited about surfing the Internet last night, lost my way, strayed into the depths of garbage, and started countless times.

The boy had no talent, so I forced him to come up, handed in a blank sheet of paper, and the duck eggs rolled down. The test paper will turn red as soon as it appears, so you can argue when you go home.

As soon as you take off your clothes, the wound will appear and you will be beaten several times. I failed the exam last year. Today, I am sitting here, and my face and book are touching each other.

People don't know where to go, but books are still on the desk. Tune the song. When will the exam end? Ask the teacher tearfully. I wonder what the teacher thinks. Take the exam several times a week.

Mathematics, physics, literature and history, headless return, there should be no hate, what hurts my heart? People have their joys and sorrows, and they also have their merits. This matter has existed since ancient times. I hope you will be excellent for a long time and never stop. When is the exam tomorrow? Ask the teacher by phone.

I don't know who will invigilate. Is it strict? I want to peek, but I'm afraid the teacher will find out. It's not easy in my heart. The teacher hinted at me, why be narrow-minded.

I am constantly disappointed and hopeful, and I share it with you very painfully. Now I am standing in the examination room, but I am inevitably flustered. Examination room scenery, thousands of miles of paper floating, Wan Li eye corner.

Looking inside and outside the classroom, the scenery is very good, whispering and gesturing to each other, trying to compete with the examiner; If you need to come tomorrow, look at the exam results and congratulate each other. Cherish stereotyped writing and shake your head.

Rote memorization is very distressing. A generation of pride, pride of the times, cheating in exams.

The past is the past. Count the romantic masters and look at the present. If the score is not high, it is good to pass.

People are not diligent, and money is the spirit. I am the only one who failed the exam.

Tears are on my cheeks and corners of my mouth. I never joke and have no habit of going back and forth. I didn't recite the political text well, so discuss it with my deskmate.

The fifth society is too complicated and its thoughts are chaotic. The Chinese test paper arrived, and Duke Zhou urged me to leave quickly.

I said Duke Zhou, don't worry, let me take a few more questions. Physical physics is a difficult problem. Look around and play with pens.

Suddenly I saw a paper ball flying, which was the original class.

3. Poems about funny.

A fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.

The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport.

There are electric lights overhead and cockroaches on the ground.

If you sprinkle dichlorvos, the cockroach will die.

There are black holes in the well.

The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.

I have never seen a poet in my life, but I have seen a poet grow to eight feet long.

How can a poet fart on a high wall?

The number of articles in the world is Sanjiang, and the number of articles in Sanjiang is hometown.

Hometown is my brother, and my brother and I study it.

( 1)

Plant a pumpkin like soil and put it on the top of Wuyue Mountain.

Thrown into the Pacific Ocean, the earth has another continent.

(2)

An ear of rice is long, and bridges are built on both sides of the Yellow River.

Ten cars walk side by side, and the train doesn't sway.

(3)

A fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.

The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport.

(4)

The rice pile was round and pointed, and the members piled it into the sky.

Pull a piece of white cloud to wipe the sweat, and smoke a bag of cigarettes near the sun.

The exam is coming.

Examination is a magic weapon for teachers; Scores are the lifeblood of students.

The grandson's problem is difficult, and the son's supervision is strict. I can't do it, so I have to draw zero eggs. Don't cheat in the exam, junior year next year.

I would rather have no personality than fail. Horizontal criticism: I will pass the bar exam even if I die. If I fail, I will sue the teacher. If I win, I will prove my knowledge with practice. If I fail, I can get my tuition back.

Failing English shows that I am patriotic. Whether you do well in the exam depends on your eyes.

If you want to do well in the exam, use Dabao sooner or later! Don't cheat in the exam, it's just fart. Teachers' supervision is a magic weapon for students to take exams.

Say "shortcomings" and you will get results! If I don't go to hell, who will! (Let others take a warning) Try it today, and it will be worse today. It is a shame for an honest man to be unable to continue the martyr's legacy and carry it forward! People are great because of cheating! If you don't "do" what you say, it will be difficult! Cheating is the beginning of a dream! Famous aphorisms about the reasons for cheating in exams are a disgrace to life. When you encounter difficulties, you can't escape the "disadvantage". You cheat first, then follow! If God wants me alive, he will let me cheat first.

Don't do small things, do big things! A gentleman makes friends by "making friends" and helps others by "disadvantages"! It feels good to be back home。 The cheat sheet keeps copying, and the teacher can't escape. I can't get rid of cheating after the final exam. It feels good to forget that the teacher leaned back and copied all the points I couldn't finish reading in a semester into a cheat sheet, so that I can forget the troubles of every subject. Our class is my castle and every subject is my treasure. Only cheating can let me know that this subject will not be rough for the sake of grades when I pawn it ~ how proud and proud you are! I'll copy it for you ~ it feels really good to cheat in the exam. Replication is dominant and subject to ignorance.

Combine cheating with plagiarism and pass the certificate. Who dares to snitch? Violence after school.

5. Describe the classic funny sentences after the exam.

After twittering, the rooster soaked the hen.

The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain.

I don't understand in class, all because of old things.

The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose.

Life is China's, and death is China's soul.

It is impossible for me to learn English.

I still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English.

My unqualified language shows my character even more.

The teacher takes full responsibility for failing math.

English is not qualified because I am patriotic.

Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate.

Going to school every day is even more worrying, and teachers can't do without lectures;

Listening to me is like sleepwalking, and there is no reason to criticize every time;

I want revenge for my homework, which I have foolishly completed;

Time flies like an arrow, but the sun and the moon don't fly.

Copy all your homework, or you won't hand it in.

Go to school, wait until school is over, and have a holiday after school.

Year after year, this meaning hates lingering.

Classmates are classmates, so fly separately after school, even for one day ~ ...

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of who in today's world?

Just because the south wind blows and it rains slightly, it's all my own fault for blowing too well.

The sky is gray and the fields are boundless. I saw four lines on the composition paper.

6. Complete works of funny poems

1. A July flower rhapsody, and I will kill the flower after bloom!

Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to die.

3. When is revenge and how much is known about the past.

4. If you are poor, you will be immune to it. Money makes wives.

5. Since ancient times, it is better to hang the southeast branch.

6. I left quietly, just as I came gently.

7. There are other ladies in his court, and the rare beauty in 3,000 years is not as kind as Wang Lun.

8. There was an almond in the wall, and Wang Er next door never picked it.

9. I hate that village girls have nowhere to find and don't want to become them.

10. Sunrise at the cave side and rain at the stream side, the Taoist priest is ruthless.

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12. Guan Yu fought against Qin Qiong and we met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? . 13. An almond goes out of the wall, and ten couples say goodbye.

14. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the canteen at the door.

15. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man slept in the street office.

16. I still have charm in heroic works. 17. A Spring Festival Gala is worth 1000 yuan, which makes my brother hurt his kidney.

18. How much sadness can you have? Just like a pot of Red Star Erguotou.

19. Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, looking at Beijing roast duck restaurant.

20. The sound of spring before dawn is full of mosquito bites.

2 1. Since ancient times, no one has died, and spring night is worth a thousand dollars. You can't make an appointment at midnight, and the hero will cry from now on.

22. Xiao He just showed his sharp corner when an almond emerged from the wall.

23. If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines. 24. Ten years of life and death, go to nightclubs to find cowherd.

25. The foot of my bed is so bright that it is healthier to wash.

26. One day, I will ride the wind and waves and hang condoms directly in the valley.

27. Ask how worried you can be, and drink Red Bull when you are tired.

28. When I leave home, I can tell whether I am a man or a woman.

29. When it rains, you will wet your shoes when you walk.

30. I suggested that God stand up again, and God shook my hand.

3 1. The wind blows away, and I love Adi Wang all my life.

32. If you take it by surprise, you will kill yourself.

33. Stallone walked in Huayin County at night and punched Edison Chen.

34. Meng Jiangnv cried down the Great Wall, and the White Snake was covered in water.

35. Don't forget to tell Nai Weng on your wedding night.

36. There is always love in Qian Shan. Can you give me an extra copy?

37. At sunset, heartbroken people are brushing their teeth.

38. There are other ladies in his court, rare beauties in 3,000 years, and iron bars can be ground into needles.

39. Have sex after waking up, but now these boys and girls are together.

40. An almond came out of the wall and flew into the homes of ordinary people.

The above is for appreciation.