1. There is a kind of beast that looks like a human. 2. You are from the national football team! 3. After seeing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously. 4. That’s right, Pretending to be stupid is one of my great pleasures. If you think it is true, I will just pretend to be you. 5. I...
1. There is a beast that looks like a human.
2. Are you from the national football team?
3. After seeing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.
4. Yes, playing dumb is a great pleasure for me. If you think it's true, I'll just pretend to be you.
5. Let me briefly summarize your speech: Bah. (Which sentence hurt you?)
6. Ah~ It’s okay. When I went to the grave during the Qingming Festival, I suddenly thought of you. Why didn’t you die when so many people died?
7. Playing with emotions? I will make you cry rhythmically...
8. A bitch will always be a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you will not be expensive!
9. Don’t pretend to me that you live a wonderful life and wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?
10. Don’t act like you’re worth 2,580,000 yuan in front of me, just put on a pose and show off!
11. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!
12. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn’t expect you were a combination of 1 and 3.
13. If your ugliness could generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world could be shut down.
14. The hippopotamus crushed by Noah’s Ark, the new volcanic vent
15. A super shameless loudspeaker, the shame of the Eskimos,
16. A superorganism that survives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality
17. The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste material in human history
18. All the famous places you have visited will become monuments, and the monuments you have visited will become history.
19. Talk about puppies. You say: woof woof!
20. You laugh when you see bones, and you jump over the wall when you are anxious. When a stranger comes, scream as hard as you can, it’s so nice for humans to have you
21. There once was a girl who was willing to wait for me until the next life. She said: "If you want to be my boyfriend, wait until next life."
Do you know? I have always had a crush on you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue, your ears, but I was too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can loudly say, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me." "
I was chatting with my friends just now. I had an argument with them and almost got into a fight because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. It's too much... You obviously look like a pig
I called you just now, but the prompt tone said "The user is going to the toilet, please call again later." I'll call you again after a while. The prompt tone said "This user has fallen into the cesspit, please call again later"
Do you still remember the day you sang? Your singing voice is so sweet, and your sentimental expression touched my heart. I almost vowed to love you for ten thousand years, but I didn't dare! Because you sang "I Will Be You When I Grow Up" to a pig.
In the middle of the night, there was no light in the toilet. You went to relieve yourself, fell into the pit, fought with maggots, competed with shit, no one could save you. You sacrificed heroically, lived a great life, and died silently. To commemorate you, lights are installed in the toilet.
I won’t miss you because of the change of seasons, and I won’t forget you because of my busyness. How are you at the zoo? Does the tiger still bully you? Does the lion still scare you? Does the monkey still steal your food? Are you still used to reading messages on your phone with a piggy kick?
Are you working again? I have told you more than once not to work such a life-threatening job and to take care of your health. But you always say meaningfully: If I don’t roll a few more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?
I had a dream last night: God told me that I was destined to be lonely in this life. There is only one way to crack it - send text messages to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, I am finished.
I want to go to the sea with you, but I can’t grasp the unpredictable future; I want to go mountain climbing with you, but I am full of confusion about ideals; I want to wander with you, but I can’t reach the paradise of happiness; I went shopping with you, but the police told me that dogs are not allowed
You are going to travel somewhere else, a sincere friend will see you off, the biting cold wind cannot stop our friendship, I hold my hand Your hands say "reform well and strive for a reduced sentence"
Don't ask me why I cry, my tears flow for you, and my heart breaks for you. I hate that man, why did he take you away from me... The dead thief stole my pig
You are very creative, living is your courage, being ugly is not your intention , without you, who will set off the beauty of the world.
Dear user, congratulations on winning the lucky mobile phone user award. Please go to the Ethiopian Telecommunications Bureau in Africa before 2049 to receive a piece of bread (income tax will be paid by yourself).
Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world despises you, at least we are still there: the National Pig Farm, your warm home.
Let’s go! The further away you go, the better. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you anymore. You will only bring me harm. The more kind you are to me, the more painful I will be...Fly farther away, dead mosquito< /p>
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you Saibei's Snow. Sorry, the cassette is gone.
You are the sun in my heart, but it is a pity that it has gone down; you are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by the clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it is a pity that it has bloomed; you are in the sky. Chang'e came to earth, but unfortunately she landed face first...
Congratulations on becoming the one millionth lucky user of China Mobile. Please bring your valid ID to receive a missile from bin Laden in Afghanistan... < /p>
A certain gangster often used sulfuric acid to attack people. One day, he saw you following you after get off work and wanted to hit you from behind. Suddenly you turned around, the gangster was stunned, and then shouted: Damn, this was spilled!
The sky is vast and the fields are vast, and the hope for this year is too slim; the road to Shuiwanwan is long, and the days without money are too long; the tall people in the building are busy, can I work with you to rob the bank tonight? Joint code: me
Two lunatics were on the tree, and suddenly one fell down. A, why did you fall down? BYes, it's your turn. A No, I'm not familiar with it yet.
A piece of cake fell down, it was discouraged and depressed. Can anyone encourage it to stand up? The answer is: you! Because, there is a kind of cake called: Pig Encouragement Cake!
After reading about the Three Kingdoms, Tiger went to catch wild boars. When he saw that there was no pig in the pig nest, he touched his beard and said: "Empty City Strategy!" He turned around and saw a dead pig on the animal trap, and was shocked: "Bitter Meat Strategy!" Suddenly I saw you again, and I was overjoyed: "Hey, there is still a beauty trap?!"
I am really desperate. Huaguo Mountain has been developed into a tourist area by the country. Master also talked to the White Bone Demon a few days ago get married. Yesterday I had no money to eat and I also sold the Golden Cudgel... I really miss the days when we learned scriptures together. Second Junior Brother, are you okay?
God gave me a cornucopia, and I could change whatever I thought about. I accidentally thought about you and it changed into you. I kept thinking about it and it kept changing. In the end, it was all over the house. You, you are so worried about me this time. How can I raise so many pigs?
Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You are wearing a plaid vest and walking slowly with a detached and comfortable look. You are so cute. I don’t know how you could beat the rabbit back then. ?
You dance gently on a lotus leaf, and your graceful figure fascinates everyone. Ah, your graceful dancing reminds me of Shakespeare's classic... Piglet Leaves< /p>
I haven’t heard from you for hundreds of millions of seconds. I have been thinking about you these past two days and my heart is very confused. I have searched all over the pond you love to go to; the hut where you eat; and the lawn where you sleep. Still no trace of you. My heart is broken. It's almost broken. How could such a big pig be lost? Classic sentences
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You are handsome, you are handsome, you have a nest of cabbage on your head, and you have to eat a piece of kelp. Hello, hello, you go to the river to take a bath, you have more hair but less flesh. If your mother doesn't buy rice, you will starve to death; if your father doesn't buy vegetables, you will sell/steal kimchi.
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