What are the ancient poems praising toilets?

Toilet poetry

Heroes of the world bow here.

The virtuous woman in the world came in, took off her coat and untied her skirt.

Horizontal comment: Heaven and earth are upright.

Above: On both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents.

Below: The machine gun in front fires at the rear.

Horizontal approval: cool

Open the door of convenience,

Solve the worries of the rear,

Horizontal Criticism: A Land of Shit

Appropriate urination;

Get a big solution, take off,

Horizontal criticism: do your best

Smooth up and down,

About Ji Ya.

Horizontal batch: metabolism

Be careful before you come,

I was relaxed when I came out.

Horizontal criticism: pleasing body and mind

Sitting quietly looking for poetry,

Relax and listen to the clear spring.

Horizontal criticism: a quiet world

It's best to sing in a low voice,

It is not advisable to bomb indiscriminately.

Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene

Sit down for a while and you will relax;

Leisure for a while will make you immortal.

Horizontal batch: This is Taoyuan.