Give me three good jokes about the scenery.

1. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily. As soon as the sun came out, the ground seemed to be on fire. It's so hot that it seems that a spark will cause an explosion. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, which makes people breathless. Walking on the road, the oncoming wind hit like a heat wave. Early in the morning, cicadas cried loudly to tell people that another hot day had begun. It's very hot in summer, and the birds don't know where to hide; Plants and trees hang their heads; The puppy was so hot that it stuck out its tongue and kept panting. Cicada kept making annoying calls on the branches, as if cheering for the scorching sun. In summer, the vegetation is particularly lush, the leaves of holly trees are shining, and the old elm trees are flourishing, giving people a thick shade. In summer, the clear river has become a good place for children to escape the heat. You see, they are frolicking in the water, having a water fight for a while, fishing for a while, and having a good time. The sun in summer is like a big stove, roasting the earth, even the air is hot, and people sweat when they move. Buffalo has already hid in the pond, and its whole body is buried in the water, with only one head exposed to the water to breathe.

2. The weather is mild, the summer is warm, the autumn is lofty, but the winter belongs to Leng Yan. Winter is a cold killer, he killed many lovely little souls. He withered flowers, grass and leaves. You see, all the leaves of poplar trees fell overnight. Seen from a distance, it is like a golden wave rolling up and down. Listen, the sound of flowers sighing in the wind and the words of grass crying under the moon are so helpless and sad. The birds heard their sighs and cries. There is no winter hiding in the south. But winter is a gentle girl. She painted the morning sun red and spread white gauze on the earth. You see, the sun rising in Ran Ran in the blue sky appears from behind a tree, like a drunk's face. Its brilliance shines on the earth and brings a little warmth to people. The country road is covered with frost and rustles under people's feet. Winter is a weak old man. He once hobbled in Cang Sang, suffering from snowstorms, but he still did not change his love for nature. You see, winter wheat seedlings are covered with quilts, deciduous trees are the winter fertilizer he insists on cultivating, and the fields ravaged by pests are the pesticides he applies. He makes pine trees greener, wintersweet more fragrant and the sky higher. People are stronger. He gave all his best things to the world and kept nothing for himself. When the footsteps of spring approached, he left so suddenly and gave his hopes and blessings to the new year. In winter, no matter what posture you present in front of us, you are the most Leng Yan, beautiful and unforgettable.

Chrysanthemums in autumn are in full bloom proudly. There are red, yellow and white ones. Red is like fire, yellow is like gold, and white is like jade. Their shapes are different, some are naughty and lovely, while others are solemn. It's amazing. In autumn, only chrysanthemums are in full bloom proudly; We should learn the positive spirit of chrysanthemum ... autumn is the harvest season. Look, on the apple tree in the orchard, many big and red apples are hanging high on the tree. The grapes on that vine are big and purple. It looks really mouth watering. The two pomegranate trees are covered with red pomegranates, and their bellies are bulging, and some of them are bursting. It seems that they heard some funny jokes and laughed. Pomegranate seeds with thin skin are white and red, shining like pearls. Put it in your mouth, it's sweet and delicious. In the field, there is a bumper harvest everywhere: cotton is as white as snow, cotton branches are covered with peach-like cotton, and dozens of flowers bloom on a tree, which makes the cotton branches bent; Rice is as thick as chopsticks; Heavy ears of grain nodded frequently; Full sorghum red is like fire ... In autumn, the coolness and breeze make people feel that winter is approaching step by step. Autumn is also the time when leaves show their charm. At this time, an autumn wind blew, and the leaves on the tree put on golden evening dresses and danced romantic dances in pairs. At the last moment of their lives, they left beautiful memories ... Autumn can not only bring good news of harvest, but also give people the courage and strength to make progress.