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Classic sentence of scolding Xiao San 1. Get out of here as far as your thoughts are. 2. Oh, you look good. Why didn't you take the equipment your parents gave you to sit on the stage? 3. I'm a woman, too. I've never seen you be so mean since I was so big. 4, since being a mistress is definitely shameless, if it is ugly, she is used to it. 5. Not tall, not short, not fat, not thin, no three, no four, no face, no skin, no heart. 6, waiting for my boy, my sister must appear in your household registration book, if she can't be your wife, she will be your stepmother. 7, It doesn't matter if you eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the rice. 8, long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls. The model is not limited. Details are negotiable. 9. Jiangshan is so charming, and Xiaosan is so coquettish. 1. Find the reason for the problem from yourself. Don't blame the earth for not having gravity when you are constipated. 11. Don't think that just because you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace. 12, mistress, are not as good, it is for money, what are you for? 13. A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in a TV series. 14. Everything I can't let go must be because I can't have it. 15. By the way, a word of warning: change your clothes into Chinese-style chest covering and open your pants, which is more beautiful. 16. Bitches will always be bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive. 17. If you don't skin a tree, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible. 18, mistress, do you deserve true love? Today, when this man's mistress, tomorrow he will go to bed with someone else. 19. I am guilty of being mean, but I have to pretend to be innocent, thinking that I feel very much, bah, disgusting. 2. When you have money, you will lose your family and worship God when you have no money. 21. Since being a mistress is definitely shameless, she is used to it if it is ugly. 22, see you this coquettish, born to be a mistress's life, are you so worthy of the country? 23, waiting for my boy, elder sister must appear in your household registration book, 2. Ask for a poem that satirizes the third and the fourth, and the best limerick is
"Love Song of a Gaoliang Village Woman"
Looking at mandy day and night, the fruit is ripe on the high tree.
some people climb trees and pick them, while my husband falls into the mud when he goes out.
I hope mandy won't come home day and night, and the paddy fields are all ripe.
I have a husband to help me cut, and my husband goes out to do it himself.
I hope that mandy won't come home day and night, and I'll mow the fields to plow.
people have husbands to drive cattle, but my family has to wave a hoe.
Looking at mandy day and night, the cock crows at three o'clock in the evening.
people come and go in pairs, who should I talk to?
a hundred miles to find a husband went to the skylight, and then to Xuwen and Haikang.
after walking through Huajie Street and Liuxiang, I didn't know my husband was in the bed of a bitch.
Erba's wife dresses up skillfully, and the bridal chamber changes the groom every night.
a pair of pillows with jade arms for thousands of people, with a little bit of lips.
pretend to be a charming figure and a fake heart.
two lines, greeting and sending, are used to loving tears.
After a lifetime of sorrow, joy and resentment, I advised Lang to quit whoring and return home.
You should wake up from the dream of Yangzhou, and treat Lang with infinite affection as your wife. 3. a vicious move against mistress' classic sentence of scolding mistress
1. There are so many beauties in the country, and mistress is so coquettish.
2. Xiao San, do you deserve true love? Today, you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will go to bed with someone else.
3. Look at you, you are born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of your country?
4. Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to being ugly.
5. Bitches will always be bitches, even if the economy is in crisis, you can't be expensive.
6. If you don't skin a tree, you will die. People are shameless and the world is invincible. God declared you invincible.
7. Get out of here as far as your thoughts are.
8. There are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, there are naturally.
9. If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you.
1. play with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically.
11. For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for money, you become a chicken.
12. My wish: I will get drunk naturally every day and wake up naturally every day.
13. I'm flat-chested. I'm proud. I'm distributing cloth for the country.
14. I smiled. The mistress can righting herself, and the devil can grow angel wings.
15. I'm a woman, too. I've never seen you be so mean in my life.
16, asexual and loveless prude, affectionate and righteous.
17. A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in a TV series.
18. mistress is not as good as miss. miss is for money. what are you doing for?
19. When you have money, you will lose your family and worship God when you have no money.
2. I'm being mean and pretending to be innocent, thinking that I have a lot of feelings. Bah, disgusting.
21. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
22. Oh, you look good. Why didn't you take the equipment your parents gave you to sit on the stage?
23. Not tall, not short, not fat, not thin, no three, no four, no face, no skin and no heart.
24, don't think that you have a face of Xifeng, just go around cheating and be a servant of Santai Palace.
25. Buy all kinds of idle girls at low prices for a long time. The model is not limited. Details are negotiable.
26. It doesn't matter if you eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.
27. Find the cause of the problem from yourself, and don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
28. Wait for my boy, I must appear in your household registration book, and if I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.
29. By the way, a word of warning: change your clothes into Chinese-style chest covering and open your pants, which will be more beautiful.
3. Everything I can't let go is because I can't have it.
31. Men have gold under their knees, but my feet are hairy under my knees
32. If you go first, don't blame me for turning my back on you when you turn around.
33. Do you fucking know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of your ancestors.
34. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, but I am afraid of surrendering myself.
35. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.
36. Shallow things, how did God create such a failure?
37, people are not smart, and they are bald like others.
38. People are floating in rivers and lakes, and no one can help man show.
39. Although I am not very handsome, some people praised my left nostril as an idol when I was a child.