1. The sun is shining in the sky, flowers smile at me, birds say early, why did you carry a dynamite bag? I went to bomb the school, but the teacher didn't know that I ran as soon as I pulled the cord, and the school was gone with a bang.
2. Your head is like a ball. You kick it to department stores, department stores, and sell the ball, which is your head.
3. Sorry, I didn't turn it off. Fart, it stinks to death.
4. In the middle of the night, the toilet lights out, you go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, fight maggots and shit, no one saves you, die heroically, live great and die silently. In memory of you, the toilet lights up.
5. Because it is scientific, if you want to know, ask yourself.
6. I'm leaving, and I won't play with you anymore. I wish you a pleasant journey, disappear halfway, kick your legs and fall into the toilet.
7. When the sun came out, I climbed the pole, climbed the pole, touched the wire, touched the high-voltage line, and sent me to the palace of hell.
8. I picked up a cigarette on the side of the road and handed it to the policeman's uncle, who held the cigarette and nodded to me. I said happily: Uncle pays.
9. We are all Woodenhead. No talking, no laughing and no showing our little white teeth.
1. The old one flew the plane and the second one threw a bomb. Fortunately, the third one ran fast and killed the fourth bastard.