A doctor in the Qing Dynasty once wrote a poem "Singing Snow": "Last night, the north wind was cold and the weather was bad. Dongfanghong Sunrise is Huatan Pill. " Although the poet's imagination is strange, using phlegm to compare snowflakes can't give people a sense of beauty. Therefore, this poem is far less than Zhang Dayou's poem Ode to Snow. There is also a poem written by the imperial clan in the Northern Song Dynasty called "Tao Shi": "Where to find goose feathers?" The Jade Emperor sells smuggled salt. "In the Ming Dynasty, there was a poem in Zhao, Shandong Province:" Cutting goose feathers dances in the air, and there is no soil in Shannan. " Wait, it's all metaphor and humor.
Wu Lan, a scholar in Ming Dynasty, is good at poetry and humorous. Love to write oil poems, extremely funny. One day, a rich man came to ask him to write a poem with a statue of Guanyin. When Ulan saw the Guanyin Bodhisattva painted on the painting, there was a crane and a net bottle with willow branches in it, he wrote a poem: "A good grandmother is really rare in the world. A chicken on the left and a bottle of wine on the right. I'm afraid that flies will stick in a willow. " He wrote Guanyin in such a shallow game tone, which is extremely serious for devout Buddhists. The rich man was very angry. It was not easy to get angry in person, so he left sullenly. On another occasion, someone took a poem that Shou Xingtu asked Ulan to write. The picture shows an old man with a high forehead, as well as auspicious animals such as pine trees, bright moon, white deer, cranes and turtles. After reading it, Wu Lan wrote a seven-character quatrain: "A loose cover for half a month, a yellow dog bears the snow. If the old man doesn't drive with a stick, the eagle will fly around to catch the turtle. " In this way, serious Shou Xingtu became very funny.
Monks in Fo Yin in the Northern Song Dynasty are knowledgeable and humorous. One day, a monk from Fo Yin was drinking with Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian. Su Dongpo gave a drinking order, saying that everyone would write a "busy" poem on the spot and drink if they didn't do well. So he started first: "There are three silkworms at home, but no mulberry leaves. Seeing that spring is about halfway through, see if you are busy. " Huang Tingjian went on to say: "There are three acres of fields at home, and there are not any seedlings. Seeing that summer is about to pass halfway, let's see if you are busy. " Su Dongpo thought, let's talk about farming and mulberry planting, and see what you are busy with in Fo Yin. At this time, Fo Yin said unhurriedly: "The monk stole his wife, took off his clothes and just went to bed. Her husband called outside to see if you were busy." Sue and Huang both laughed when they heard this. They agreed that what Fo Yin said was the busiest thing, and each of them admitted a glass of wine.
There are many common humorous poems. An unknown poet in the Tang Dynasty wrote a doggerel saying, "Plant a fork on the ground on the mountain and stick it in the sky. It wasn't The goddess patching the sky, so the hole fell to God. "There is another poem, Ode to the Sun, which says," A red sun pours into Cui Wei like a helmet. There is one every day in the east and many in the west. "There is also a song" Ode to Thunder and Electricity ":"Thunder broke the sky and thought that God wanted smoke. I don't know if God smoked and fooled the fire sickle. "The' Guo Kui' mentioned in the poem is a kind of pie, round and thick, and Shaanxi people call it' Guo Kui'." The fire sickle is a tool used to make a fire in ancient times. It uses the rapid friction between metal and flint to generate sparks, draw cotton paper, and then blow cotton paper with its mouth to generate flames, which are used for lighting cigarettes and cooking.
I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.
Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.
A tree will die if it is not skinned; People are shameless and invincible in the world.
Doing nothing without doing it, doing nothing without doing it.
Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has Sao's chastity; Cheap means cheap, and cheap means cheap dignity.
Stand higher and pee farther.
I can't play chess, I can't write calligraphy, I can't draw, and I'm tired of washing and cooking.
We hope to fly in heaven. Two birds have a new wing. We hope to be a pig in the same circle.
Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.
High mountains and flowing water jingle.
How can a man miss home?
Go home one day.
The whole family is beaming with joy.
Purple smoke rises from the sunshine incense burner.
So-and-so came to the roast duck restaurant (prostitute's home)
My mouth is watering, Qianzu.
No money to eat roast duck (no money to pick up girls)