A particularly funny six-character short sentence

1. Kneel for a funny poem of five or six words. I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain.

Afraid that Liu Bang would run away.

Not my little Sean,

Grandma has gone back to Pei county.

Another poem entitled "Rewrite" is written like this:

The cannon opened and hit his mother with a bang.

Vega Heine Xi went home.

Zhang Zongchang the hero,

Andrew's whale swallowed hibiscus.

On one occasion, after visiting Mount Tai, Zhang Zongchang was very poetic and immediately wrote a poem entitled "Singing Mount Tai". The poem says:

Looking at Mount Tai from a distance,

Fine on the top and thick on the bottom.

If Mount Tai is turned upside down,

The lower head is thin and the upper head is thick.

Zhang Zongchang's most representative work is Lightning in the Sky. The poem says:

Suddenly I saw a fire sickle in the sky.

It seems that the Jade Emperor wants to smoke.

If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke,

Why is it another fire sickle?

After swimming in Penglai Pavilion, Zhang Zongchang wrote a doggerel entitled "Swimming in Penglai Pavilion":

What a Penglai pavilion,

That's fucking great.

Immortals can do it,

I sit down, too.

Put the wine by the window,

Sing to the sea.

Let's guess some punches,

My brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much.

2. The word12 is hard to understand. This is called-dizzy.

Discontent is not discontent, it is-damn it.

A meeting is not a meeting, it's a party.

Rich people are not called rich people, but-VIP.

Giving advice is not giving advice, it's called-patting bricks.

Support does not support, yes-top.

Strong support is not strong support, it is called-crazy top.

Cheating is not cheating, it's an affair.

Chasing girls is not chasing girls, it is-picking up girls.

Eating is not eating, but-pinching.

Envy is not envy, but-drooling.

Having fun is not fun, it's fun.

Dancing is not dancing, it's-dancing.

Things are not called things, but called-Dongdong.

People invite you to dinner, not to invite you to dinner, but to have dinner.

Excitement is not excitement, but-high.

Very excited, not very excited, but-to high.

3. Find a humorous six-character idiom, and it is best to give it to 1 with some irony. If you don't do it, you will never stop. 2. Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. 3. the power of the nine cows and two tigers. 4. A scholar dies as a confidant. 5. Gong, be a good doctor, and 60,000 will remain the same. 7. Everyone can't escape his ambition. 8. If he enters the water, he won't invade the river. 9. The weather is unpredictable. 10. If he doesn't fight, he can't understand each other. 1 12. It's a piece of cake, 13. It has nothing to do with 17. It is opposite to 18. The finest diamond must be cut. 19. Seeing everything is better than seeing it. 20. After five passes, it will be 2 1.

That's all I know about six-character idioms. Take your time! ~~~