Who can teach me a few flatteries? Help the gods.

Money is not a problem, but there is no money. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard. When you are drunk, no one listens, so just hold the wall. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men. There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge. Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt. The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become an adult. Yingying taught Ling Huchong to play the piano, and she fell in love with Ling Huchong. The little dragon girl taught Yang Guo martial arts, and she fell in love with Yang Guo; The old urchin taught Yinggu martial arts, and he fell in love with Yinggu ... Why didn't he teach my female teacher or teaching assistant to fall in love with me? Busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain, running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us really feel life, and fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which makes us have no time to be empty ... I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no way to escape. 1. Two farmers play with pigs 2. Kill the birdman and I'll be an angel! 3. Handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece! Live well, because we will die for a long time! ! We should keep quiet when listening to the lecture in the church, it is impolite to disturb others' sleep. My girlfriend asked me what would happen if she died, and I firmly said: I won't live alone (find another job). 7. People are not smart and bald. 8. You are the electricity, Li Siguang, and you are the only myth! 9. I always wander between cows. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you? ! 1 1. When weeding in the afternoon, you shoot an eagle with a bow. 12. Your hair is straight and your scalp is more prominent. 13. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do. 14. I'd rather fight with a smart person than talk to someone. 18. The greatness of life disappears in the flowers. 19. Women are tools to make human beings, and men are human beings who use tools. 20. No matter how good Chopin is, I can't play the sadness of Laozi! 2 1. Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. What work experience do you want me to have? ! 22. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship. 23. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is no corner that can't be dug down! 24. Don't study hard, review well. 25. The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small. 26. I don't know whether I went to college or fucked me in college. 27. The more money you spend, the closer you get to bed. 28. If you want to wander the rivers and lakes, you'd better be a bachelor. 29. It's a plug inserted in someone's hole and a socket inserted in someone's hole. 30. Choose a woman. ! 33. University is learning. 34. I have a left Qinglong, a right White Tiger and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder. 35. Don't touch me in BMW, I'll touch you to death in MSN. 36. Other people's money and wealth are external things. 37. I am the most honest person, and I never tell a lie except this sentence. 38. Let's have another ice cream. It is said that the meat of the second brother is more expensive than that of the master. 40. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then choose a 100 yuan, hold down ctrl-c and keep ctrl-v 4 1. The professor gave a lecture on organic chemical polymers on the platform. He first drew a "peptide bond" on the blackboard and said to everyone, "This is the eunuch. ! 42. Bald donkey, dare to challenge the original class teacher! ! 43. The man's inner beauty refers to the inside of the bra, not the heart. 44. It is gold, and it will always be spent. 45. Who can stop filming for 90 minutes? .. Chinese national football team! ! 46. Handsome men are useful. Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank? 47. It is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years. 48. A woman said to a man, Come to my house, and I'll give you food below. 49. It's not like you don't laugh, and the powder falls off. 50. Height is height. He is a straw bag, short, short, hard to step on, thin and muscular. 10000000005 I'm afraid there are new people. 53. I heard that women are clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I have been streaking in too many chefs for more than 20 years. The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the psychology of cans is filled with coke. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths. 56. Today, a group of Japanese visited our school. 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