Zhuangzi's satirical poem: Which prawn can find a poem mocking Zhuangzi, it is best to use the allusions in Zhuangzi!

There is no poem, but there is a story: Zhuang Zhou plays his wife

What is the reason for learning to be immortal? Tease the spring flower pendant. Chastity is mistaken by chastity, who will be sued by future generations! It is said that Zhuang Zhou lived in seclusion in Nanhua Mountain, practiced penance for 18 times, and finally got the right result and achieved immortality. However, he was not lost in the hearts of mortals. Every time he sits still and practices, he can't help but feel homesick. His master Lao Tzu missed his homesickness, so he promised Zhuang Zhou to go back to his hometown and gave up his homesickness. One day in early spring, the weather was sunny, and Zhuang Zhou's lungs were comfortable and refreshing. Anxious to return, accompanied by a cool breeze, unconsciously returned to his hometown of qinglian temple. "Ah, my good wife Yu Niang, you live on bread and water. You have been lonely for eighteen years. Do you have any complaints in mind? Has it changed? Your husband is back! Won't you be surprised? " At this time, Zhuang Zhou was full of thoughts and tears of feelings poured down. While walking, Zhuang Zhou suddenly saw a young woman kneeling by a spring on the side of the road, fanning something with a fan. Zhuang Zhou was curious and asked, "Young woman, what are you fanning with a fan?" "This is a glimpse of rejuvenation. My husband has been away from home for years. It is said that my husband will come back after drying in the spring with a fan! " Zhuang Zhou was even more surprised at this. How can an ordinary woman fan the spring water dry? I still give her a hand! Zhuang Zhou bowed deeply and said, "Girl, do you want me to fan for you?" ? "The young woman saw a sage like type elder in front of her, so she handed the fan to her. Zhuang Zhou took a fan and fanned it for three times to return to spring. The spring really dried up. The young woman was very surprised and said, "Ah, with the help of a fairy, my husband came back!"! At this time, Zhuang, who was in the divine world, saw that it was his wife Zhou. Zhuang Zhou was shocked! Yu Niang even more shocked! Then they opened their arms and hugged each other tightly. When the husband and wife returned home, Zhuang Zhou couldn't help wondering. When I left home, I lived in three thatched cottages. How can I become a tile house? Without someone's secret help, how can a Tsing Yi woman change my family? He thought about it and decided to try his wife Yu Niang's heart. After dinner, Zhuang Zhou took an excuse to go to bed for a nap and set up a spinning wheel in front of the bed to spin. In a short time, a cool breeze suddenly blew outside and immediately lifted the quilt on Zhuang Zhou's body on the ground. Yu Niang quickly put the quilt on Zhuangzhou's body by hand, only to find that Zhuangzhou's hands and feet were cold and dead. Yu Niang cries for land and cries for his fate. Eighteen years of loneliness has just ended, but he didn't expect to be widowed. Ah, my life is too bitter! Might as well die. Say, a head against the wall. This is also the fate of Yu Niang. At this moment, a white-faced scholar came into the room. Without waiting for Yu Niang to speak, the scholar introduced, "I am a disciple of Sun Huaizhou, a late student. Please accept my mother's gift! " At this point, Yu Niang was still crying, and the scholar's questions were completely ignored. The scholar went on to say, "Madam, it's no use crying when everyone is dead. What is important now is to handle things well. " At this time, Yu Niang stopped crying, so he invited the villagers to release Zhou people in Alkali Village. Three days have passed since the funeral. After taking care of the master's affairs, Sun Huaizhou sat in his room that night and chatted with his mistress, taking good care of his words. Suddenly, Sun Huaizhou screamed and fell to the ground, unconscious. At this moment, Yu Niang was shocked! What a good disciple! For the sake of the master, I worked hard and died. Suddenly, Yu Niang was in tears and picked up his disciple with both hands. She cried and cried, and her tears finally dried up! Maybe Yu Niang was so tired that she fell asleep with Sun Huaizhou in her arms. When I woke up, I didn't see my disciple Sun Huaizhou, but I found my husband Zhuang Zhou lying in his arms. At this time, she was ashamed and pushed her husband Zhuang Zhou up, immediately went into the inner room, pulled up three feet of spirit, and ended her life. When Zhuang Zhou saw his wife's death, he didn't cry, but sang: You die and I bury, and I die and you marry. If I really die, it will be a big joke. Zhuang Zhou laughed and broke the clay pot. In the laughter, there was a sudden thunder, and a piece of yellow silk fell from the sky. There were four words written in the book: Zhuang Zhou beat his wife against the sky. Half a fairy, not heaven.

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