Please write a spoof. Exaggerated and weird weekly diaries. The funnier the better, thank you.

I was late again this week, but you can’t blame me. The escalator broke down when I left the subway station this morning, and I was stuck on it for more than an hour.

On the way home from school, I saw people with tattoos. I couldn’t help but think that more and more young people are getting tattoos. Think about the summer in forty or fifty years. People with tattoos Old man and old lady...

I have made up my mind to study hard and become a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

I have always considered myself a patriotic person. When I think of the motherland not being unified, I can’t help but want to smoke... So it’s not my fault...

I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. ...Sorry, I don't want to run naked...