2. Boiling wine on heroic talent wins the world (talented men's wear)-boiling wine blocks heroic talent and blocks the world.
3. "Diamonds last forever, and one lasts forever." -"The traffic jam is endless, and a car blocks the whole city."
4. Live a wonderful life! (Ford)-Great traffic jam!
5. Once-in-a-century precipitation is being generated (symbol 607)-once-in-a-century precipitation is completely blocked.
6. People-oriented technology (Nokia)-congestion-oriented technology
7. Let's do better (Philips)-Let's do better.
8. The stage is as big as the heart! (CCTV)-There are as many traffic jams in the city as there are cars!
9. Life can be better-life can be more closed.
10. Soft,-too confident-traffic jam,-too confident
1 1. Wisdom is everywhere. (Motorola)-Traffic jam wisdom is everywhere.
12. Ocean, ocean, ocean-blocking, blocking, blocking.
13. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car don't move no matter how anxious they are.
14. At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to be having a party together and are reluctant to leave for a long time.
15. Shake well before drinking (Nongfu Spring and Nongfu Orchard Juice)-Cover before drinking.
16. Men should be hard on themselves (seven cards)-men should be hard on themselves.
17. bjhjyd, the domain name of Beijing Yaohao website, consists of the initials of the six pinyin "Beijing relieves congestion". There are many versions of the "interpretation" prediction version on the cat's robot, and Beijing will be congested; The desperate version of Beijing will be a huge congestion; The optimistic version of Beijing is afraid of congestion; Don't worry about going home to block the broken version; Looking forward to the Beijing version for a long time; Blame dad for not seeing the number.
18. A gentleman in Beijing came home from work with his pet turtle and was stuck on the Second Ring Road. I can't walk a few steps after watching the car for a long time. The tortoise couldn't stand his temper and climbed home alone. I don't know how long it took, but the master suddenly heard a knock at the door outside the car. I saw the tortoise sweating profusely and angrily said, "You forgot to give me the door key ..."
19. Think about it, you are standing on the edge of buying a car, choosing a model and looking at the price. Suddenly someone asked you to shake the number plate! You translate for me. Is this a special surprise? Therefore, the days when you don't have to shake the number are good days!
20. Check it out, traffic jam version: if you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked there and you can't walk; Whether you buy a car or not, the oil price is there, only increasing; If you can't get to expressway, the toll booth is there. If you don't give it, you can't open it. Go out and squeeze the peak, or let the peak squeeze you, calm down and hold your urine, hurry and drip. ...
2 1. Brother started chatting with the passengers, and the passengers asked: Is the road clear? My brother said: there is a program on the traffic station called "All the way". As long as there is a traffic jam, I listen to this program every day. I don't think it will be today. There will be a big traffic jam in a while, my brother said. I think this posture will be blocked for a while today, and we have to listen to the smooth flow of roads today. The passenger said: I'm afraid I can't hear you! The brother asked: Why? The passenger replied: I am the host of this program.
22. Wukong: "Master, this is the banana apple I stole." Pig: "Master, here are two pigs." Friar Sand: "Master, I still have cabbage here." Tang Priest: "Where is Bai?" Wukong: "Did you grab the parking space?"
23. A little reading experience, see if it is useful to you: 1, take books with you, wait in line, wait for people, read in traffic jams, and read a book soon; 2. Read your favorite book twice or even repeatedly; 3. Read the books recommended by your favorite authors, so that after reading a good book, you will pick up another good book and not waste your time on bad books; Even reading for 20 minutes every day is priceless self-education. 5. Don't deliberately read profound books.
24. During the May Day holiday, the civil servants in Shenzhen did not go to work yesterday and today. The direct consequence is that there is no traffic jam at all during the peak hours of these two days. Meilinguan and Bujiguan, which are known as the Great Wall with traffic jams in Shenzhen, are very smooth during the rush hour and after work on the first day after the holiday. This shows that the world is a better place without these people who talk about traffic jams all day.
25. Everything will be changed again (Apple iPad)-everything will be shielded again.
26. Anything is possible (Li Ning)-Everything may be stuck in traffic jams.
27. More lubrication and less friction (unified lubricating oil)-more traffic jams and less friction (unified traffic jam oil)
28. I am the owner of my site (China Mobile Communication Dynamic Zone)-I am blocking my site.
29. As long as you want to (Lenovo)-as long as you block.
The cars on the road move forward like dark ants.