Part two: Look at today's white rice and turtle soup. One son, one wife and one group.
Horizontal criticism: keeping pace with the times, children's wisdom
Cai E buys pens.
Unfortunately, I lost a bamboo garden.
Wanli Yangtze river bathtub
Lin Zexu should take the exam.
Ginger knife chopped up the customer.
Mister and Laozi
Yu Qian mocked the monk.
A clever understanding of prodigy
Chen Qiaqiao's Homophonic Couplet
Xiejieyuan Temple to Lelefu
Selling firewood and children is a good way to get into home school.
Not as modest and wonderful.
How do you know that fish won't become dragons?
Dai Dabin's answer was like a flood.
Zhi Tao kite
Nine-section shrimp and five-claw dragon
Yang Pu cleverly avoided his father's service.
Beans and stones happen to be together
Li Zicheng was right.
Lu Xun's business teacher
Children's couplet
Wang Ruyu and his son are opposite.
Beat Yu Pei in the dialogue.
Li Bai lost his sentence
Xu Jiang had a wonderful childhood.
Stealing peaches goes unpunished.
Zhang Fang answered Wu Hou.
Ouyang Xiu demonstrated his ability.
Yang Jisheng's punch line
Continue couplets for brothers.
Xiong Tingbi's childhood coping.
Li Shibin had a wonderful childhood.
Huang Zunxian cleverly satirized his grandfather.
Sentence satirist
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Intra-abdominal pregnancy and dryness
Zhang is young and promising.
I am the mountain peak.
Old bamboo shoots are not as good as new ones.
Cao zong earns fish
Bai Juyi's sign language is correct.
Roast goose
Great uncle, a great couple.
As the saying goes, monks
Father-son dialogue
Dong Wenyu was eight years old and opposed Miaolian.
Fight for the front line
Ghosts and ghosts invade the border.
The name is right.
Perfect pair and double correlation
The three sisters got married.
Frozen soldiers lined up to knock on the ice.
Free monks and couplets
Genius in prison
Cha JIU Lian qu
Treat crazy students
There is a strange connection between the little things in the farmhouse.
Interesting Association of "Recursive Addition"
Peasant women's cable TV alliance
A dead monk plus a Buddha
Drag Lao Yuan back to China.
A load of heavy mud made the road muddy.
Shangshu and Bachelor's Degree
Wu Bei Lu Du Su
Miaodui team
Split-word couplets
Zhang Gongshou and Li Mujiang
Shi Dakai gailian
I celebrate my new year.
Xu Wenchang reached out to the magistrate.
Jinshui bridge pair
Haizi suits himself.
Unite friends
Struggle with Confucianism.
Zhuge Liang refuted Zhou Yu.
Su Zhegai's Talent Show
Ming Taizu's antithetical couplet
The clever pen laughed at the county officials.
Jie Jin objected.
Half a month still shines, Kun.
Liang Qichao and Zhang Zhidong
Beggars versus champions
Join the marriage
Joint condemnation of Taoist priests
Bridging bridges between mountains and rivers
Make things difficult for Li
Tang Bohu vs. Chen Baiyang
Spell wisdom articles
Zhu Yuanzhang went out to seek wisdom.
It is wonderful for the boatman to change couplets.
Father and son mentoring
Something pawned.
Die first, sir
A loving couple
Sun Walker and Zu Chongzhi
Samsung brandy
Pick a monk and hug a scholar.
Bitch storm
Qiting pavilion
A friendly and brazen guest.
Pu Songling cleverly scolded Mr. Shi.
Ganlong and Xi
Scholars enter the earth.
Double transfer order
Dongpo Fo Yin taunted each other.
Tang Bohu was right to oppose Zhu Zhishan.
Jie Jin is good at dealing with powerful people.
There is no way to get a wonderful connection.
Zhang suffered a big loss.
Ni 'an Lianqu
The unsolved case of Bao Gong
Zhisheng tout
Liannan scholar
So forgetful
Kill three birds with one stone
Clever drug combination
The village girl is very clever to Luo Xiucai.
Right at the scene
Zhao Nanxing Lian Ying
Shen Honglian writes couplets skillfully.
This girl is great and talented.
Clever continuation. Yeah
Three Interests in Jade Lotus Language
It is wise for the champion's wife to oppose the emperor.
Chao Yun Bridge has gone.
Monopolize sth
Humorous articles
Hooray, hooray, hooray!
Nothing can be done.
Clear the clouds and see the sun ―― Eliminate misunderstandings
Smart and heartless couple
How did the ancients interview?
Xu Wenchang Miaolian
Shaded willows and blooming flowers ―― beautiful scenery
Several new swan songs
Chongqing Chengdu
Chinese herbal medicine is famous.
Meng Chang inscribed the peach symbol.
The beginning of Shoulian
He Guangxu's wedding
Joe's thin face
Mentor's right
Maternity must go to obstetrics and gynecology.
Never live backwards.
Jinyong novel association
Plaster is not edible.
Empty word is vivid.
Clever connection of three towers' harmonics
Reading more in one ring is a spectacle.
Federation of foreigners
Write birthday couplets skillfully
Hotel renewal
Jie Jin cleverly courted Zhu Yuanzhang.
Touch the scene, continue to connect.
The old monk skillfully explained to Song.
Ancient people's names interest association
Write couplets to seal scholars
Song Xiang shizi ST property rights association
Sages enter Xi Road, and sages come.
Jigong Lianlian
There is no need to close the empty door.
Riding a horse and whipping.
Wu Xu inscribed couplets.
Get drunk and go to Zhang Ling
Pretend to be easy to get along with
Joke article
Cleverly change the newlyweds
War couplets
Numeric vocabulary association
Banqiao lived for sixty years.
Homophonic al
Zheng Banqiao made a joint judgment.
Scolded couplets
Treat eunuchs wisely
Duck-raising general
Chao Zhifu
Alternative Spring Festival couplets for the poor
The Miao team rehabilitated their grievances.
Liu Feng's wonderful birthday.
Top kung fu
Xu Wenchang's unique connection.
Sentences obtained from the situation.
Prisoners' union
Calligrapher Bu Zhi Menlian
Born eight years old.
The old landlord attacked and changed the old couplets.
Write about the dispute of common interests
Drunk versus county magistrate
Su Dongpo teased the elders.
A mispronounced or misspelled character.
Radish pair
Fo Yin was right to oppose Su Xiaomei.
English letters enter elegiac couplet
Zhu Zhishan writes the Spring Post.
Chen Ya vs Cai Xiang.
Lianxi eunuch
A three-foot ice rope
Kiss my father-in-law's birthday couplets.
Monks have to take exams.
What are the orders of the Secretariat?
Men's and women's palace
Jigong vs. Qin Gui
Carpenters are cangue carpenters.
Youguan
Mr. Xian's resignation
Porter versus scholar
ridicule
Local snake network
Brothers play with each other.
A clever pair of riddles
Shi Qing was a thief when he died.
Joker
Present situation and disadvantages of examination room
The president sells fish.
Ji Xiaolan answers the eunuch of Lian Opera.
Mock county officials association
The world is too poor.
Brother, you are wrong.
When you cut off the donkey's head
Playing corrupt officials with Israel
Tragic figure Li Hongzhang
He who plays with fire gets burned.
Lian ci fu Shang
Zou can't
Dongpo satirizes abbot
Change to ridicule corrupt officials
Send charcoal and flowers
Stupid egg promotion
An adult in white.
Lian Chao Yuan Shikai
Gu responded.
Birthdays of poor teachers
Eight immortals lackeys
Feng Yuxiang teased Wang Jingwei.
Cleverly satirizing Yan Xishan by soliciting contributions.
Hong Chengchou, Lian Chao
Wooden feet
The mystery of stabbing a corrupt official.
Don't take bribes at night
Jie Jin helped the scholar.
Opium and couplets
One person celebrates it, and the border has no life.
Open the pipe tightly.
Liang Chao Dingfenlian
Change alliances and humiliate rich people
Light a fire
A blow is a mockery.
Human feelings are greater than heaven.
Xiao Guangji made Cai confused.
Liu Jin's liar
Laugh at each other
Catch the exam
Mo Yi female hand
Professional marriage alliance
Peony is red, but no one comes to see them.
Jealousy makes a poet.
I am here
Solve a problem in a connection
A gifted scholar worships a craftsman and a servant as his teacher.
Diao's ingenious use of plum
Lotus seeds and divorced children
Feilaifeng lotus
Poor teenagers celebrate the New Year.
Brothers versus sisters
My master is very observant.
Auntie: Yes.
Couple banter
Dongpo Xi Xiaomei
Holding a wife
One summer, Tang Bohu took a folding fan to visit a friend. It was very hot in the afternoon, so he enjoyed the cool under the big tree. Suddenly I saw a shepherd boy jump into the lotus pond naked and touch the lotus root. Tang Bohu looks very interesting, clapping his hands and laughing. The shepherd boy said, "Xianggong, do you want to eat lotus roots?" Tang Bohu smiled and said, "Exactly." "Xianggong is a scholar," said the shepherd boy. If you dare to talk to me, give me this lotus root. " Tang Bohu said in surprise, "so you can answer the sentence. Come on. " The shepherd boy held up the lotus root and said: the lotus root is in the mud, and the jade tube leads to geography; Hearing this, Tang Bohu felt something unusual. I don't know who is so talented. When he saw the lotus in full bloom and graceful posture, he said with a smile that the lotus came out of the water and touched the sky with his brush strokes. The shepherd boy clapped his hands and smiled: "Xianggong is so right." Then wash the lotus root in your hand and put it by the pond. Tang Bohu suddenly heard the sound of crows and magpies on the branches and said with a smile, "I have one, too. If you can answer correctly, I will give it to you with a folding fan. " The shepherd boy said happily, "Really?" Tang Bohu said: "A word from a gentleman is a promise." Immediately say the first couplet: magpies crow, set up branches to talk about blessings and disasters; The shepherd boy pondered for a while and smiled, "Your folding fan is finished." After that, he sang loudly: Yan Laiyan will go, and when you meet, you will laugh and forget the enmity. Tang Bohu clapped his hands and laughed, "You are a child prodigy. You can have the folding fan. You are so smart, why don't you study? " Hearing this, the shepherd boy looked gloomy. Tang Bohu took out twenty taels of silver and said, "I don't have much with me on the road, so consider it as your study."